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Is there anything to NoFap?
What are your personal stories?
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We have this thread almost every day
If you're not sure, try it.
Personally i have decent success with it (but I always fuck up by fapping and then almost instantaneously it's like, I fuck up irl too)
>>16860201
So I havent fapped since 5 days before 2016. I will say this, at first there were a host of benefits, but right now Im afraid my dick is shrinking. By a lot. And Im kinda scared.
I have a job interview at Walmart tomorrow. Anyone have suggestions beyond the obvious? I plan to dress professionally, but not over the top, arrive 15 minutes early etc. For those who have worked there, what is the best way to get transferred to a department you actually want to work in? I will most likely end up as a cashier or maintenance to start off, what is the best way to get into electronics or something of that nature?
>>16860198
Dude it's fucking Walmart.
Wear an Affliction shirt and carry a monster energy in with you.
>>16860198
be clean.
if you're smarter than the one interviewing you, dont be surprised and then come off like an asshole, just calmly agree with them and ask questions politely if you have any.
if intelligence is comparable, then appear relaxed and don't interrupt others when speaking.
My friend 10/10 sexy, hes a musician with a beautiful voice, super sweet, super nice. But his girlfriend is a fat, frumpy turbo nerd sperglord.
How does this happen? Is it common? does he not realize hes so much better than her? even another fat girl would be better than her, shes fucking spaghetti as hell.
>>16866503
Y'know, maybe as an outsider you see only that, and what about being fat? That doesnt mean anything, you know the saaying: love is blind. Most likely they are nice with each other, and that's all that matters for them. As i can see, you're a bit jealousor you have a crush on him, amirite?
>>16866515
I'm not going to lie, I do, I have been after him for some time but he hasn't ever shown any interest.
So when he started dating this girl, I felt insulted, shes this gross, autist nerd... shes not attractive, she is a chore to talk to... shes one of those people that make you cringe hard.
men don't really get to choose who's attracted to them.
One of my friends just finished army training and he was telling me about the experience. He said it was grueling and brutal but he is glad he was able to do it and finish.
Now I feel extra... Civilian? I feel like some weak shitter who has no right to complain.
My friend told me they make you run for miles with fucking combat gear and shit.
I use to think I was mentally strong but I am positive I would break under those conditions. I have never felt so weak.
How can you ever compare yourself to someone who can finish basic training if you yourself...
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Drop the fedora and do something about it. Perhaps train on your own and gain back your confidence? Or just deepen your knowledge and skills in a different field?
>>16860165
You just had a taste of reality, and now you're feeling guilty about it
Either enlist or don't complain about how "hard" your life is
>>16860165
>how can you ever compare yourself to-
why would you need to compare yourself to them? unless you're going into army training why worry about it?
>boyfriend says that I must not drop out of high school and that it's a rule if I want to date him
Is it fair for me to make it a rule then that he must try harder in uni and not quit his part time?
>>16860120
Sure.
>>16860120
High school is a breeze compared to uni. Depending on his studies, trying to juggle a part time work with it could prove to be a whole lot more difficult.
>>16860120
Seems weird and dysfunctional to have a relationship based on ultimatums.
High school drop outs spend their lives pumping gas and living in trailers, btw. Drop out if you want to, just look forward to having a completely shit life.
was i raped?
i spent this last weekend at my friend's house, both 20 both female, and we were drinking and watching shows and fucking around generally, then she suggest we played the "taste game", basically she would blindfold me and pick any object from the house (could be food or an object) and i'd have to lick it to guess what it is, then i'd do it to her. we were pretty drunk already and went a few rounds with things like remote controller, chicken from the fridge, dvds, whatever. then came my turn and she told me to wait and cover my ears...
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go back to her. who needs men amirite
>>16866460
imagine the opposie situation, your bf and his friend drunk playing a game which ends up in him sucking his friends cock after some teasing. what would you do
This is nuts. You had no idea she was bi or curious or liked you a little bit? Or was it really just a bad joke? I guess it just being a joke would be possible but she asked for more. It is rape but both drunk I don't think it'd go anywhere legal wise. Have you talked to her since?
Tomorrow's my birthday and I really hate my birthday. The morning after is such a huge relief. It's completely irrational but I feel more pressure about the gap between where I am now and the things I want to be or the things I haven't achieved yet. I also set these expectations that a bunch of people will give a shit that it's a birthday but I know in reality no one cares but they still feel obligated to wish me a good day or be nice or hang out with me just because I was birthed on the same day years ago.
I also got out of a 4 year relationship...
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>>16860109
How old you going to be?
>>16860137
20.
I'm terrified of driving, everything looks too complicated and too fast, and if you make a mistake you can die or injure yourself really badly.
I rode a bike on the road once with a friend leading and that was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life.
I can't even imagine driving on a motorway.
How do you know you've got what it takes to drive?
Driving in a motorway is so much easier than driving in towns and cities. If you're scared, try a professional driving instructor. They know how to handle nervous people.
>>16860108
That's why you start slow.
Go out to a part of town that is sparsely populated and practice driving there.
As you learn to control the car and all that then you start driving on more populated roads.
The more experience you have, it's like a second nature after a while.
>>16860108
You just do it. Reading manuals doesn't help that much other than to remember your basics. You'll likely fuck up a few times but that's bound to happen.
My advice: get out into the countryside or a seldom-traveled mountain road. Get comfortable with the car in a low-stress enviornment. Take it slow, get the experience you need. Then attempt the motorway. Do a loop around your city. It's really quite easy, and will even be fun after a while.
If you need further reassurance head h/o/me
>>>/o/
God damn /adv/
Please help me
I have a 6/10 conservative, wife material girlfriend Whom I'm planning on marrying
she's loyal, loving and doesn't care about any shortcomings of me.
on the other hand I met this complete slut that wants to threesome.
Should I do it or is it slippery slope?
I love my girlfriend but I think this is a big opportunity.
Don't be a retard
>>16866251
But that other girl is offering threesome sex, emotion-free
Simply a good sex whenever and however I want.
I'm confused
>>16866251
He's already questioning it enough to where he wants someone to tell him it's a good idea. He's on /adv/ to find someone to rationalize it for him and agree with his stupid decisions.
I'd say OP is already a retard. A non-retard wouldn't need t come to /adv/ and could sort this out on their own, but like I mentioned he just wants to hear someone tell him it's okay.
tl;dr worried that my bf is being unfaithful
>dating a guy for the second time
>one of the events spurring the end of our relationship was him sending flirty fb messages to girls asking to date them and shit talking me; most in-depth convo was with KV.
>after about a year of being broken up, bf and I try again and work hard to deal with past shit; finally at a good place
>all of a sudden he starts talking about this girl RB, and texting her constantly...
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>>16860105
>dating a guy for the second time
Stopped reading there. He's probably cheating
>>16860105
Why you like this guy so much?
If I did that to a girl she would clip my nuts.
>>16860112
>>16860116
Besides this incident the changes he's made since our first try are astounding. We had gained such a deep trust of each other so it's really sad to feel it falling apart again. Maybe I am just stupid for thinking he could change but it seemed like he had grown up so much since then. All of the original bad shit happened in 2012, so it's been a while.
Also should add that this girls Instagram was 90% selfies of her and 10% shallow...
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Want advivce from a drunk slut? No? okayu. But if you do, i;ll asnwer you straight till i knock out. ive had like 7 shorts of tequila, so im not going to be awake long
Not really into your advice, no, but I got completely cockblocked today so if you relate some of your drunken sluttish antics I'll be on the edge of my seat.
>only 7 shots
>not going to be awake long
how do you party without getting raped
my girl can punish half a quart easily within the hour and be fine the whole night. and she's also a drunk slut.
>>16860097
Not advice but just a general question
Are you the type of slut who enjoys being a slut, are you the kind of slut that hates doing slutty things but physically can't stop, or are you a slut that feels compelled to do slutty things out of guilt because someone had boundary issues with you at a young age?
No judgement, it's a legit question
Guys who have gone through foreskin restoration: is it worth it?
Never heard of this but penis surgery doesn't seem worth it. Kind of the same thing I think of with LASIK, what if something goes wrong?
>>16866148
I don't get it. Foreskin restoration. Like restoring the penis to a pre-circumcised condition ?
I don't know why anyone would want to do that because the research indicates that circumcision is beneficial. For starters it is less likely to have cancer around that site. Also, keeping the penis clean is much easier. I an not a doctor but that's what I recall reading.
>>16867407
foreskin restoration is retarded, that's what gooks and jews push to shill you.
Research is split about circumcision/non circumcision, actually.
>For starters it is less likely to have cancer around that site.
That applies to anywhere that's cut off, lol
If you cut off your breasts, you probably won't get breast cancer.
Friends with many doctors, as I do research and work in a hospital, but I'm sure all would agree restoration is retarded and...
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How do I stop the nostalgia trip? I've been doing nothing but watching old movies/series, really early YouTube videos from when I was a teen and porn that I used to love for the last days, and I can't stop. I'm wasting so much time but I have shit to do, help.
>>16860080
you're doing it on a binge because you've probably denied yourself anything in your current life that stimulates yourself in the same way the nostalgia did.
balance more.
what is pic from, and honestly I'd try to use the trip as a jumping off point to learn a new skill and make a new hobby. I did so for photo editng.
>>16860080
Get a life. Go do adult shit. Create something.
I started drinking in the morning a few weeks back. I never get drunk and only drink so much that i have a nice buzz.
I know its not healthy but seriously? I dont care. I have more energy, have more "bite", i'm more social, funnier and i get shit done.
Why should i punish myself and feeling sad, whiney, depressed and like shit when i just need a tiny amount of booze to feel awesome?
Obviously there is a social stigma to a nice drink before 6pm so i was wondering if theres medicine that gives me energy? Can i go to the doctor and get something...
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Self medicating depression with a depressant is looney talk.
You are making yourself feel bad.
Seek help.
>>16860077
Slow that shit down, my dude.
Alcoholism ain't no jizzoke.
topkek.
alcoholic here. I drink daily. me too i use it to self medicate. it changed my life, for the better (also for the worse). i can speak and act normal and shit like that. it scored me girls. it made me think im normal
but its gotten to the point where i can't quit cold turkey, and im hammered by 10am. it takes a whole 26 ounces to get me drunk. a mickey will give me a "nice buzz". i need alcohol. don't be like me. learn a healthy way to deal with your depression. soon it will take more than a few sips to feel a nice buzz. by the summer...
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For as long as I can remember I've always had an extremely powerful liking for cheerleaders and I have gigabytes worth of photos/videos of NFL cheerleaders on my hard drive. Is something wrong with me for essentially having a cheerleader fetish?
You're a filthy degenerate for having a normal fetish. Seek help.
Basic ass roleplay fetish about girls that just entertain crowds with their bodies.
You'll grow up and realize strippers and hookers are the same thing eventually.
