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How can I eat a vagina without my tongue drying out or without being completely sloppy and making it look like a pitbulls chew toy?
>>16860041
Drink lots of water
Open relationships/marriages.
Thoughts, experiences?
Considering.
>>16865544
lol
>>16865544
people like to say 'those never work'. to which i generally reply 'as opposed to all the monogamous relationships, which always work out and never end in break up or divorce'.
so essentially, you should do waht you want, see what happens, and learn or grow from that. in my case, i cant handle a relationship unless its open. my bf feels the same way. the day we met we had a spontaneous threesome.
and if it wasnt for the fact that we were open to open relationships, we'd...
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>>16865566
Honestly, you're not old enough to give advice on this. I'm sorry. If you haven't seen a couple relationships mature and grow and eventually end you just don't have the life experience to give a qualified opinion.
This is my first time posting on this board but I really need help
I really like this girl and when I was talking to her we really hit it off and I managed to her phone number. Even though we hit it off, I was sending her a lot of texts but sometimes she read it but didn't even reply, and the few times she did, her replies were really short that it made me feel like she's not interested. What do I do to make her more interested in me. We were talking a lot in person when we met and it was really nice. She's my friend's friend. How do I get to know...
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Stop texting so much
>>16860036
It was like two to three sentences texts
>>16860028
Texting should only really be used to set up your next date or the next time you meet face to face. If you text each other all the time, what would you have to talk about in person. Just ask her out. If she accepts, she's into you. If she gives you an excuse, chances are she isn't interested and move on.
So my gf and i have been dating for 7 years and were 22 now, last month we really started feeling just like friends and that we needed to go experience things on our own and then we would reuinite. We decided to limit other people to just kissing and pepple outside our friendship group to not make thibgs akward, anyway i ended up kissing someone that fit within that boundry and she has been pretty much left broken hearted. i feel like i wanted to experience rgat stuff because i havent been able to ever, i know its not better than building something meaningful with someone for...
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>set boundaries
>break those boundaries
I don't blame her if she never trusts you again. What was even the point of setting those boundaries if you weren't going to follow them? You're at the beginning of the end now, even if she does forgive you, she's going to resent you for it.
>>16860014
Pro tip: If you have a relationship thats open, its over sooner or later.
>>16860014
Bro you're a young man.
The peak of your sex life is beginning right now.
Don't spend any more time on that girl.
FFS you've already given her 7 years of ya life, m8.
Ok guys I need a little bit of advice. Say there's this cute girl you like, you make her laugh she makes you smile everytime that she doe right. But there's one minor setback, inb4 shitstorm I know its kinda fucked up. She's my cousin, not my 1st cousin thankfully, we're only related by grandfather. But the thing is, both of our familes would go ape shit if they found out. Should I go for it?
Pic related btw, its her pussy
>>16860012
Do you have the lack of personal pride to involve yourself in such an incestuous relationship? It sounds to me like no amount of convincing will get you to do otherwise. You know it's morally wrong, you know your family will not approve, but you are still considering it. Why?
I dont see the problem theres really nothing wrong with it pretty sure marrying your 2nd cousin is legal in most states. Go for it bro just dobt tell yo senpai.
Holy shit /adv/, is this the fucking shit?
www.healthnewsnation.com/update6/
>supplement doubles your iq
>>16859994
Of course it's bullshit - Hawking hasn't said anything like that.
Think I may have beginnings of a tulpa-ish thing? It's not a person or even a chosen construst, it's just that as a manner of visualizatioon meditation, I tried for a while to picture a form that contained my negativity, and then I'd turn away from it and try to feel more positive for it. Well, at first all that happened was some shady blackness (oooh spooks *rolls eyes*) but I'd turn away and return to what I was doing. I wasn't trying to do much in particular, just sort of "there is the bad, now I'm looking away from it" type of mind...
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PO:
Well, I decided to stop the habit, because it seemed I had gotten all I wanted out of it, but I turned away one time while still doing it out of habit and out of the corner of my eye it seemed to carry with the turn just a bit, but not enough to follow into my new field of vision. I truned back for a double-take and it was gone, no big deal, I'm kind of scatter-brained so I moved on. It happened two more times, but the second time I just ignored it. The last time I remember doing it out of habit, I felt that feeling of someone coming up behind me, so I turned to...
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OP:
Well, that kind of reaffirmed my mentality of stopping, so I deliberately thought against it for a while. However, I think that was a mistake, because I was actively thinking of it. Against it, sure, but always on my mind. In class (college student, hi) I'd remember it and feel it at my shoulder, but turn to see nothing, except occasionally a confused student sitting behind me. Eventually, that cycle broke. I finally turned to see that form, only for less than a second, but it was there, over my shoulder, as though riding, or latched to my back, and leaning over. It spooked me.
OP:
I'm not sure what happened in my mind at that point, but I think it was bad. I started seeing it for glances, noticing a shadow over my desk and turn to see nothing. However, it started showing up semi-regularly, not even vanishing quickly. All the while, my own negativity seemed to radiate from this thing. I noticed before long it gre arms, before much longer, three digits on each limb, fingers? It grew red flecks a kind of scarlet for fine linen, but it still had an inky texture in appearance. I think two of these red flecks may be it's eyes. I'm not...
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So theres this girl I like, and I've asked her to be my gf but she told me that she isn't looking for a relationship. I asked her out on a date January 23 and she said yes and everything went smoothly. A few days after that she was really sad because she was thinking about her ex bf who killed himself 3 years ago. I tried to be helpful, but this is like the 50th time she's brought him up so I suggested for her to try to move on. She didn't take that well and stopped talking to me until two days before valentines day. We talked about what happened and she...
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>girl is sad about her dead ex boyfriend
>"lol just move on"
>wonders why she chooses to date someone else
Telling her to just move on from her ex bfs suicide was kind of a dick move. That sounds really traumatizing, doesn't matter how long it's been.
You should probably just move on. Don't be friends with her unless you are genuinely interested in her friendship.
>>16859971
It wasn't quite like that, I told her that its not healthy to dwell on the past so much
I need some spiritual guidance.. For like 10 years now I try to make the most of my spirituality. Now its ruining my life.
I need a fix for this. Everytime I think about something sexual it affects my friends, familiy or collegaues, Even my cats are affected, I'm beginning to suspect that everyone knows its me. Help me please its really ruining my life and I regret ever starting to open my fucking chakra's. to tell in short: my penis tingles everytime I think about sex and it seems to affect everyone around me. This is not normal. I just want to quit this..
>>16864937
Have you considered having sex ?
I tried:
Opening different chakra's
Fasting
Ignoring it
No masturbating
They always respond with a "cough" as if something needs to come out, even people I speak on the phone get affected with it. Not even my closest friend and girlfriend know this but still they know somethings going on.
GOD I wish someone just helped me.
It's entirely in your head.
so friday night, after a night of partying, i got to third base with a grill.
usually im a social autist, however its seem to have been getting better recently
my question is, what does one do to keep intouch with her without looking like a creep? the reason im asking is because i have little to no experience with women
If it was at a party, she's probably not interested in keeping in touch with you, it was just a drunk hookup. If she didn't even give you her number, that confirms it.
>>16859968
id known her previously and had her number before we hooked up
>>16859987
Like I said, if it was at a party, it was probably just a one night thing. It can't hurt to hit her up and ask, but don't get your hopes up that it'll turn into something more.
hey /adv/
So I've been talking to this girl for a while now and she has a boyfriend, but shes really touchy with me and messages me all the time and shit. We also made out last week when we were drunk. She will then text me shit like, "I'm such a good friend". What the fuck is she finna do?
>>16859949
She probably wants u cuz her man is a bata cuck. You should just fuck her while he jerks off in the corner.
>>16859949
She feels guilty for cheating, and trying to shove you in the friend zone.
You'll be fucking soon, just wait.
I don't know what she "finna" do but I do know that y'all finna be fucking soon
Should I just kill myself? I spent years going to university to go into IT and program because I liked it somewhat but now that I'm graduated and looking for work I don't feel I can do any of the jobs. Even the graduate positions seem too hard for me. I can't even be motivated to do project to try and improve and even if I did I can't just do nothing for months. I've already been doing that. I can't even be bothered to do things I enjoy. Nothing is fun everything is hard. Food tastes like shit and is a chore to eat. Exercising is tiring and seems...
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Seek professional help. You're not going to get better unless you want to get better.
>>16859931
What is a professional going to do except give me drugs?
>>16859934
Give you free drugs
I'm in a relationship and I'm really attracted to someone that isn't the person I'm dating. I'd never cheat but I feel like it's wrong to fantasize about people other than your partner. Am I a shitty person for doing this? How would you go about correcting this behavior?
>>16859920
>correcting this behavior
You're never gonna make it man. It's perfectly normal to fantasize about others. If you think for one second your SO doesn't do it as well, you're out of your mind.
Honestly, if this is actually an issue causing you grief, you may just be out of your mind.
>>16859920
Not really, as long as you don't cheat.
>>16859930
WHat constitutes as cheating?
Hey /adv/ my gf's been paranoid about our "intercourse"
> I used a condom
> condom had precum
> She starts to ride on top of me
> But there was no real "penetration" happening (no tearing happened)
> She got off after a few minutes
> We realize the condom was left in her vag, although there wasn't any penetration
Is there a chance she's preggers?
Always a chance, even with condom.
In this case, it's very doubtful.
There's literally always a chance if you have sex though dude. That's just the way things work.
Same thing has happened to me plenty of times though, so I'd say the condom getting stuck in her vag is pretty normal.
>>16859921
Thanks for the insight.
So it'a still possible even though there wasn't any tearing?
She is overexagerating
I have been with someone like that and it was awfull.
Hi everyone. I'm a computer science phd student and I've developed a financial markets prediction method that has consistently generated profit for more than 5000 hours in different currency exchange markets. The profits were calculated by doing a simulation.
I was writing a paper to publish the method, but then I began thinking if this is the correct thing to do. What is your opinion?
You could sell it to somebody and make mad money. Or just let them pay you for your predictions and don't tell them how you do it. Get rich and fuck bitches
Before posting a reply, it proved to be profitable for 30,000 hours, not 5,000, in 6 different currency exchange markets.
>>16863945
How about publishing it and use it for myself? Use it myself to trade (I'm actually afraid of this, and I now think this is a bad idea)
Now, should I sell it or sell the predictions?
>>16863945
why would you sell an unproven algorithm to someone, only to watch the make insane amounts of money off of it? if it actually works why not keep it secret and make insane amounts money, then publish it on your deathbed and explain why it works
