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does anyone elsd masturbate while imagining non-sexual cute/romantic scenarios, that mostly consist of hand holding and at most making out?
>>16861234
lots of girls do this, its pretty typical for girls
and yet I am a boy. what is this
>>16861241
For real? I have heard of doing it to say R-rated movies because of the story and build up, better acting and lighting. Just hand holding? Bumping for more fenanon input.
My cousin and his wife have recently separated, what do I need to do to sleep with her? She's 32, i'm 23.
I don't care if it's unethical.
Just ask her if you don't give a shit. She probably will though. Other people are going to say hang out with her for a while, let things develop but what do you really have to offer a 32 year old woman?
>>16861232
>"ey bb grl u want sum fuk?"
works every time
>>16861262
he needs to already be a Chad to even consider making a move on her
Hey guys, I am in need of some advice from anyone with experience with prescription pain killers.
I am prescribed Norco 5/325 for an extruded disc in my back which I will be having surgery for soon. I am deathly afraid of becoming addicted to them. I am a correctional officer and see everyday, first hand, how these can destroy lives.
I have been on them for about 2 months and only take 1 or two a day if any at all (some days I dont need to take any depending on my pain level.) However sometimes I catch myself craving them for the high that they can produce and...
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>>16861224
>I am prescribed Norco 5/325 for an extruded disc in my back which I will be having surgery for soon.
You will be given something stronger after the surgery for a few weeks.
Talk to your doctor after the surgery about getting off of them. You will be fine assuming you don't go looking for pills on the street.
>>16861254
Thanks for the response. I have absolutely no intention of ever trying to find them illicitly. I could not even imagine myself doing that
>>16861259
Trust me, it happens. You turn into some disgusting shell of a human being when you're an addict, and your brain will try to reason and find excuses to why YOU doing it is less terrible than other people doing it.
Like "I'm a correctional officer, it's not like I'm on the streets begging for money", "I'm not a criminal, I'm not harming anyone", etc
Believe me, 5 year addict talking here. I guess all I can suggest is: don't forget you're human, and...
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I've realized that the reason I want to have sex with a bunch of girls is because I just want validation. Validation that I'm attractive enough, funny/cool enough, "big" enough.
It's putting a strain on my relationship because any time I get horny, I start seriously considering leaving my girlfriend in pursuit of the feelings and other girls, but as soon as I've had sex/masturbated, I realize how dumb it would be and that I don't need their validation anyway. But then when I'm around guys who are getting girls or who the girls are...
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>>16861205
Post pictures online?
>>16861227
what?
I don't really have advice besides not doing anything off the cuff. I'm mainly responding because I know what you mean. I don't have low self-esteem or anything but on dates and that I feel like sex means it's 'for real', seems odd for a guy I suppose.
What do i do to help my bf who's scared of getting hurt in a relationship? He's suffered some pretty bad breakups before and now he's kinda closing himself emotionally, it seems, to prevent it from happening again. He's afraid of getting too attached to me and then losing me. But I don't want him clamming up on me.
He's told me of his experiences and he even flat out told me he's trying not to fall in love with me. He keeps distracting himself with work, video games and whatever, he builds himself this busy life so he doesn't have...
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I'd probably stop talking about it so much. I know that sounds weird but it's not helping and just annoys him. Realistically you're just going to have to wait. Sure it's not fair and also doesn't do much for you but an ultimatum isn't going to work, he'd tell you fuck off. Maybe just try and work your way into his life, maybe give videogames a shot, stuff like that.
>>16861196
He's treating you like shit. Did all those girls break up with him? Just because they supposedly treated him like shit doesn't mean you should be treated like shit too. Or maybe he just treated them the same way and they broke up with him.
You should probably leave.
>>16861196
This is an easy one. If you live together, just "spontaneously" and without mentioning it, develop a habit of only getting half dressed when you get up. Worked for me, guys can't resist boobage.
Long shot, but has anyone else here had brain surgery? I just want to talk to someone who I can relate with.
My email is [email protected] if you want to email me too
What about anyone else with a neurological disorder like MS or epilepsy?
You should probably look for support groups in your area.
>>16861175
I can't relate but wish you all the best anon, get well soon!
Hey so I'm from merica, live in Germany and have a German gf. I really love her and love spending time with her. We are studying the same thing at the same university.
We're going through a bit of a rough patch. I have broken up with her like 3 times out of fear of the future.
I am worried about her getting fat because she doesnt really prioritize healthy eating and exercise and is already a bit chubby.
I am worried about her cheating on me because of something that happened 2 months or so into our relationship. She had a sleepover with some of...
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How about... Hey Hilda, I think you are great but I don't trust you to look after yourself or our relationship. Let's just be friends..
That last bit is a covert goodbye by the way. She will be hopping chad in no time and you will be free!
>>16861149
fucking cuck, she obviously fucked him, she is dropping bullshit to see how much you accept from it, have some spine and dump that whore right now, is every american an dumb cuck like you?
>>16861165
hmm yeah I've tried but it's fucking hard. I really like this girl.
My girlfriend loved sucking cock when we met and for the first three years of our relationship. Like i felt bad how often she would suck me off. Now it's MAYBE once a month. Starting to look into massage parlors or hookers to fix my bj fix but seems life a bad path. When i talk to her about it she says she wants to be valued for more than her mouth but is just an excuse. I should note that i go down on her about two to three times a month.
>>16861130
bad luck anon. there's almost no fixing this.
thank god she's your girlfriend.
you sound young
get out and date more, plenty of girls out there who will like you enough to want to pleasure you.
the truth is you're probably pressuring her, being whiney, needy, etc. She is most likely thinking of cheating on you. Just thank god you're not married and move on.
>>16861145
30 here, she isn't thinking of cheating and never will. But how can you be so certain anon you might ask? She knows i have a cuck fetish but is repulsed by it most of the time.
Whenever I walk in the strees with my girlfriend there is always some douchebag that flirts with her, makes sex comments about her or how beautiful her ass is, in front of me. I almost went to punches with two guys. Does this happen to you anon? We live near a "ghetto" so you can tell the enconomic and social standarts... sometimes there are all these black men outside a house and as we walk through the street they are always saying things about her or provoking me. I had a long discussion with her and agreed that it is better to not even pay attention or look at them...
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Unless this happens when she's alone too, they're mostly trying to get a reaction out of you more than anything
>>16875254
It does happen when she is alone
I wanna know if this happens to someone else and how you manage the situation before going hands
I'm an Indian male. (Inb4 >poo in the loo lol) Usually I'm introverted, so I don't seek conversation, although I am not a sperg so I can hold one when someone approaches me.
Thing is though from what I've heard unless you're like an 8+, you have to be an extrovert to seek a relationship. Is it possible for brown superpooers like me to be attractive enough for others to approach me? I feel like white people are inherently more attractive than me.
Even if you're attractive, you should still look to be proactive in your pursuit of a relationship.
There's no "inherently more attractive." I'm a good looking white guy and I've seen plenty of Indian dudes who leave me in their dust. But again that's not the kind of thing which appears out of thin air. You stand in front of a mirror (you might have to buy one since you probably don't have a bathroom LOL) and start working your way top to bottom. If you see something you can fix, fix it. Don't settle for "this is how it...
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Are you talking about white women specifically or Indian women as well?
As a general rule, people prefer to date within their own race. Racism/prejudice might play a part, but people like when their partner and they have a lot in common from the inside and out. For people to venture out of that comfort zone, they need an extra nudge. Like a shared passionate interest in something niche like pottery. Or being unusually attractive or pleasant.
Then there's specific stereotypes like Indian men smelling bad, having small dicks and expecting women to be submissive and meek.
>>16861132
I use a piss puddle outside my house as my mirror. My new years resolution is to only wipe with my left hand when on the designated shitting streets.
Jokes aside, I'm already improving myself. I've been losing weight (almost 30 lbs lost) and renovating my wardrobe, and I've spaced out from my shut-in friends who just browse /r9k/ and /pol/, replacing them with so called "normies" (who Imo are much more enjoyable to be with). It's just that I am quiet by nature, and even though I can...
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What has the best pay after studying:
>Pharmaceuticals
>Electrical Engineering
>Some third option I've never heard of
I can't decide between these two.
I'm a workaholic and not a social retard.
Engineering if you're good at maths.
>>16861113
Plumbers
Auto workers
>>16861126
I am, but Pharmaceuticals is also very technical
>>16861344
What?
I've been having problems with my jealously towards another artists.
I've been practicing for 9 years but I never have courage to show my drawings to the public. Lately, I met a person who's also an artist which has been into this for 7 years (almost) and she's way better than I am, so when I see her drawings I start to feel sick and cry uncontrollably until I'm really far from this person.
What can I do about this reaction? What should I do to stop crying on times like this?
>>16861110
Don't compare your art to that of others', only compare it to your old art. See how you've improved. Redraw old art to prove to yourself that you're continuously getting better. Focus on yourself only, but do take inspiration from the techniques of other people to help be where you want to be.
Had same problem when I was younger.
Mature, realize that you're not and never will be the best artist and that there are 9 year olds who are better than you. Accept that fact and focus on getting better.
Just like you'll never be the prettiest, smartest or richest person in the world. There's always someone better so stop acting so entitled.
>>16861119
The problem is that I discarded all of my old drawings, and from all my experience, I didn't improve that much, I can't even drawn scenarios with perspective or finish with ink. For a person like me drawing for 9 years it's a humiliation to see someone younger doing better than me.
I posted in /v/ a couple days ago offering to gift people stuff from World of Warcraft - game time, expansions, etc. I put no limit on how many people could respond except that they had to come from NA servers since I can't gift to EU. I even paid several people via PayPal if they preferred.
Being naive, I posted my email with it and mentioned that I make enough money that I done mind paying for people. But then I ended up spending a couple hundred dollars in less than an hour. I apologized and said that I was done and people got upset because I said I would buy...
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Sorry, typo. "do you think backing out..."
>>16861093
Fuck yes. You're doing them a favour. You owe them nothing. You're not offering a legal service that binds you by contract. You offered to gift people stuff, and it's up to you when to call it quits. Judging by 'a couple hundred dollars in less than an hour', you've already gifted more than enough.
They're just bitter they missed out on a freebie, and feel they're entitled to it. They're not. Because they're all anonymous, they can get away with acting like spoiled...
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>>16861207
Cool, thanks! I think I felt obligated because I expected some response and to stay organized and fair, I stated it in a business-like, rulesy fashion. It almost sounded contractual at times but it's a 4chan post, not a contract. Maybe you're right!
What should I do with my life I'm good at nothing 19 in September I just have no idea is it a trade life for me? what trade is the best do in aus I'm shit at mathematics.
>>16875081
kill yourself.
we dont need more useless eaters
>>16875081
Go work for a foster house.
>>16875082
what the fuck man I'm asking because I don't want to be a NEET I want to contribute in life have a family fuck off.
Yesterday I had sex for the first time in a year. My previous time was with my girlfriend, when we were still dating. Yesterday it was with a girl I was sort of flirting with.
I didn't enjoy it much.
Now I consider myself a very sexual person. I love sex. I love the smell of it. I love how it feels, how it makes you feel. And now I feel really embarrased because I didn't enjoy it. I didn't had any trouble finishing it, I think the girl had fun. That's cool. I just didn't enjoy it, and that makes me feel weird.
To be honest, I didn't...
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at least you know that you can enjoy it...
I was disappointed the last and only 3 times I've had sex. To be fair, I didn't really like the girls. But I still didn't have any fun
>>16861123
Maybe it's because I wasn't into it?
All my sexual life has been full of very passionate encounters, and this is the first time sex leaves me a cold feeling... It makes me feel like I have some sort of sexual dysfunction or something, I feel ashamed and as if it were my fault, I don't know why I feel like this
>>16861140
I've felt like that everytime I've been with a girl.. It sucks. I don't know why
