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I wanna know how to get my grilfrwind use to sexual things such as, oral sex sex and masterbation.
The thing is she's never masterbated before. And she's 17. I've given oral to her 2times but no orgasam... and we have stopped doing it for about 2 months because she didn't want me to do it constantly.
So my question to u ppl is how do I get my girlfriend more interested into sexual things?? And what's the best way to get her to orgasam???..
buy her a vibrator.
I'm a 23 y/o firefighter/part time mechanic at my father's garage and got into a relationship with a 18 y/o extremely rich girl. Her dad is a CEO of an investment company and she lives in a gigantic house.
She is very smart and plans on going to Harvard next year. She looks like pic related with the most perfect bubble butt I've seen in my life. Although she is gorgeous, she is extremely old fashioned. She is very prude (never done anything sexual aside from kissing), doesn't have a cellphone, very few friends (I think she got home schooled), does horse riding, gymnastics, violin, ballet and other rich people stuff. She is very kind to me, often invites me to operas and museums while I invite her to more "lower class" events like car events/racing, movies and went to Six Flag New England with her.
I've been in a relationship with her for a few months and she wants me to meet her parents. I don't believe in fantasy at all and I am well aware that I should break with her simply because I am not worthy enough for her. Not in a beta cuck way but I think it will be better for her to get into a relation ship with another rich guy from Harvard.
What are your thoughts?
>>16859143
She sounds like a great girl, and if she's into you that means she sees something special. Being a firefighter is pretty fucking alpha tbqh familia, and considering how physically intense the job is I'm sure you can compete with some Harvard guy. Remember, she's rich, so it's not like some rich guy can tempt her with money she's never had.
I mean come on man. If she's as attractive, intelligent, kind-hearted and wealthy as you say, there's no way she's not keeping suitors at bay with a pike. And if her father is that influential, you better believe he's got his own pike regiment at the ready. But you made it through, and there's no way she hasn't told her parents about you, and she hasn't broken up with you, so you've clearly made a good impression. You got this bruh.
Though I will say maybe you should help her get out more. Not like clubs or anything, that will probably just put her out. Just doing things with friends.
Also
>violin
>gymnastics
>rich people stuff
Nah, just enjoy that sweet teen pussy, this is not going anywhere far, doesn't matter if its you or some rich Chad, she is way too young to even think about something serious, stop overthinking, isn't like she is going to marry you or the next guy she date.
You're being insecure. I say keep your unicorn.
Have an interview soon, I applied for a multimedia/design position at a company that works by hiring construction workers for a short period of time and such.
The only reason I want to work there is for the paycheck and location. Any ideas on how to stroke their ego?
>>16859131
Don't suck their dick about it, just say that you need a job
So when im in public a lot of the time i feel like if i dont take deep breaths im going to throw up. I feel nauseated a lot but its only happening in public. Whats could be wrong with me?
Aids
>>16859069
Anxiety senpai.
Go to the doc, get your thyroid looked at.
Damn aids.. i knew it
So, I'm 20,have a temporary but steady job, and still a virgin. And there's this girl, let's call her Jane. I've been into her for years, and I've known her since 14, but the timing never seemed right to ask her out officially until last year when she said she just wanted to be friends. Usually that would be it, but she told my best friend that she liked me, so obviously I'm a bit confused here. However, after this, from about October to present day, we've went out at least 10 times on what anyone would call a date (movie, dinner/lunch, shopping, sometimes the arcade where she kicks my ass somehow) but a few days after one of them she just brings up the fact that were not together like that. She says that she's not ready to fall in love again just yet and I'm a little too weird, but she tells my best friend otherwise, so I'd like to know what exactly is going on. We live miles away from each other, and I have work while she's in uni, so we don't get to meet much. Also, it seems like she's afraid to touch or be touched by me because I remind her of someone of her past she won't talk about. What can I do to convince her to be with me? Am I doing something wrong here?
Give up on her.
As someone who has been in your shoes before, it's best to let it go.
I understand that you're attracted to her, but you just can't be in a relationship with someone that difficult.
Stop hanging out with her. If a girl wants to be with you she will make it easy to get together and will welcome physical contact. I get the feeling that when you do try to just hang out with her she is wishy washy and makes it difficult. If you keep going out with her you are telling her that you welcome this behavior.
>>16859136
So just cut her off? I mean yeah I could do that, but then what?
Guys I want to fuck my wife's sister. Am I Weird? It's not that she's even that attractive (i'd say a solid 7) but the situation just turns me on thinking about it.
How fucked am I?
I say you're weird for calling a 7 "not that attractive."
>>16859072
Point Im making is that it's not her looks that's turning me on.
You're an asshole dude. And don't take that as a compliment.
how do you even figure out if your partner is cheating lmfao.
>>16859051
Pretty easy senpaitachi.
Unexplained changes in behavior. Evasive when questioned.
Unless they bought you your dream birthday gift and want to keep it a secret. Oh man that would be rad.
>>16859051
step 1: track any irregularities or discrepancies in your partners schedule.
if she is more or less accounted for for all the hours of the day, then you have no worries. but if she goes to see friends you literally never meet, or has some weird evening class she has no tools for, then..
>step 2: barge in on said discrepancy
so basically shes like
'oh hey anon, im going to fuck cha- er... fuck cha police at the black lives matter rally today. fuck cha popo!'
'oh cool honey, why dont i come along?'
'errr... no its okay, you're a little TOO white you'll scare all the protestors. baiii'
if she finds excuse for you not to come to this type of thing more than once, then chances are she doesnt want you there for a reason.
step 3: stalk
etiher in person, or digitally. check her phone. check her email. check her facebook. check her snapchat. check her privilege. see if shes having mysterious messages wiht any strangers.
or just go to where she claims she will be, and see what happens there. if she never shows up, the whole thing is a lie. but perhaps she does show up, but iwth someone you dont expect.
>>16859084
wtf i just read...
How do I git gud at programming? I understand the concepts but when it building a program for homework assignments I usually just stare at the screen not knowing what steps to take. I'm pretty solid with my math classes but for some reason baby's first programming course is a pain in the ass for me.
>>16859024
You keep trying until you've got the result you wanted.
You can't think and plan perfect code that will Work 100% from thought alone.
You get an idea and you start adding to it a little bit at a time
Give an example of a program you have to write.
What functions will you need? What are the outputs?
Here are some random ideas
1) Having an idea, and just trying a lot of things to make it work
2) Having deligence to simplify your ideas, even if your first incarnation is not perfect you can make it better
3) Having a good environment. A lot of people fail at this step because, for example, working with IDEs and complex GUI environments is difficult because it's hard to organize libraries/dependencies, and on the flipside, but doing everything from the command line, although arguably better, has a steeper learning curve
anyways, if you have a specific language it might help add more context
How do u know if you're in love? And how do u know if the person you are dating is right for u?
>>16858990
>how do you know if you're in love
there isnt actually a measurement for love. each person has their own specific ideas behind it. you could argue that just having a crush is love. the 'difference' between the two is impossible to measure or gauge. others will say shit like 'when you're willing to make a real sacrifice for him/her'. something that does impose on you, and doesnt come easy. thinking you wouldnt isnt quite enough. by that definition you dont really know if ur in love until that love has been tested.
all that being said, there is no answer. you either think you love someone or you dont.
>how do you know if hte person you are dating is right for you
define 'right'. then see if she meets that definition. generally speaking if you both have fuzzy feelings, decent sex, dont argue too much, etc. you're 'right' but theres a thousand definition here bud.
So if she fits my definition of "right" then we have a chance to grow old together?
>>16859036
you have a chance to grow old together with anyone. the real question is, would you ditch her if there wasn't a chance of growing old together?
Is it perverted to jerk off while thinking of your crush, who you see and talk with regularly?
No but it will only deepen your oneitis.
>>16858989
the only one who can really define if it is 'inappropriate' is her. and perversion is just an abnormal or inappropriate sexual conduct. i would not call it abnormal. i wouldnt even call it inapropriate.
you ever go to bed wondering how many people think of you while jerking off?
>>16858989
who gives a shit
think about whatever you want to. the world doesn't get to police your thoughts and literally no one but you will ever have access to them
So my girlfriend of three years suddenly gets pregnant. We were apart for a few months while she visited family. The pregnancy takes 11 months. She has all these excuses like she can't be induced because the baby is in the wrong position then they plan a c section. Then all of a sudden she gets induced. Now here's the baby. After 11 fucking months. Is this even possible? Am I wrong for thinking she's a lying bitch? Need some input
It's usually like 2 weeks max they let go past the due date before inducing, otherwise it's dangerous for both the baby and the mother.
Something's fishy, especially if she's hiding the real timeline. A paternity test is necessary for sure.
How would I go about this? I mean is it something as easy as picking a test up at the store or is this something I'd have to go through a court for? My thought process is gone right now.
I think you can use a hair sample from both of you and goto a clinic. May be possible for her to not find out.
Can anybody tech savvy tell me if replacing this screen is possible? I stepped on it earlier this week and bought a new latop but I'd rather keep the $600 that it cost instead. It works if I plug it into an HDMI cord attached to my TV. Thanks.
See if you can find a duplicate laptop with missing parts but a functional screen or just the screen. Then hire someone to replace the LCD screen for you.
You can buy replacement screens. Putting them in can be a bitch but not too hard. Type your model in Google with "replacement screen"
Or take it to a cellphone repair place they usually can replace screens for you
short answer: yes
less short answer: it's possible if you can find the replacement parts. probably more effective to hire a repair shop to take care of it. a lot of newer laptops are sealed shut from the inside (can't just unscrew them and open them) and that makes it pretty challenging to get in for repairs if you don't have the proper tools and skillset
that being said, if you don't consider yourself tech savvy (even moreso the case if you have a laptop with hard to access innards) you'll probably fuck it up
So, to put it simply:
Girls-do you actually physically enjoy having objects inserted into your anus? Or is this just a porn meme? I don't even mean big shit; think something the size of a sharpie.
>>16858960
unlike men, they do not have a specific organ in there that gets pleasure when stimulated.
some women enjoy it, most do not. you'll noticei ts a common porn phenomenon now, but back in the day, like 12 years ago even, anal was more of a fetish thing before being commonplace in porn.
>>16858960
It really depends on the woman. Our "g-spot" is in our vagina, not our anus. But some women that have trouble hitting their g-spot vaginally can get stimulation through the anus by using certain positions (there's only a thin membrane separating the vagina from the anus). I'm one of those people. I've also grown to love having my ass eaten out and toyed with while fucking. But I have to really be in the mood and be 100% comfortable to have anal. If I haven't had a good solid shit, my guy has to wait. I just can't get into it because I'm full of worry that I'll just unload at the wrong moment. We understand that it comes with the territory, but after many years, I have yet to shit the bed. And an enema completely takes away the fun and spontaneity.
>>16858993
>>16859015
Sooooo...porn meme?
So basically, i really wanna fuck my boss. Im 16 and he's around 10 ish years older than me. we're both huge gaming nerds and I think he's a bit intimidated by me because of the way i look (i dont look like a girl who plays WoW for 12 hours straight lets just say that, nor do I look my age which has gotten me in trouble a lot in the past). he's very touchy, like he'll touch my arms and stuff a lot, and we always talk to eachother a lot, and he'll go out of his way to come over and talk to me or try and impress me with like a dumb joke or gaming thing. So lads, how should i go about this? Should i repress this or act on it?
your the guy pretending to be the girl arnt you?
Dont fuck a 16 year old girl jesus christ
>>16858922
You're not like other gurls, are you gamer gurl
>>16858931
Thought similarly. Except I thought he was 16 and they were gay.
More likely than female gamers.
help me choose what to study
>electrical engineering
i like soldering and electronics and everything, but i suck at maths (at least i never cared for it and i dont know if i would if i studied), also people always say its not what you would expect, and i am afraid i wont actually solder anything
>mechanical engineering
i will live and go to my university with a good friend, he wants to study this, so we could help each other, but i need good NC and again maths
>computer science
i dont really like cryptography and sql and all the stuff you do there that much, but it is really easy for me to understand the basics and everything, and its literally fedora tier, also maths
pic related: me
In all three of those you will need to be "good" at math. You wont be a math major but you will need to learn more math than 95% of the population knows. EE is less circuits and more signal processing and controls. You will do no soldering through classes. However there are opportunities for soldering in out of class projects.
-ECE grad student
