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Friends said their interests are
Scales, pussy, dick, ass, tits, league, physics, math, programming
and
furry, candy, sex, the husband, the babbu, art, my pets, internet, and warmth
Should I start to distance myself from these people?
For comparison, my interests are
vidya, tabletop, cooking, history/war, writing music, writing, reading, music, and religion
>>16857916
yes
we are sponges who take on the quality of those around us
if you're good at avoiding that, you still will think your behaviors are acceptable if you're around losers all the time.
>>16858200
are my interests cancer too?
How do I become a God? I am fed up of ill this humanity
You need to leave humanity behind. Become an avatar in the himalayan mountains.
How do you define godhood?
Your body is a collaboration of trillions of individual living cells, individual organism. Every decision you consciously make affects them. At whims you decimate millions, with mercy to yourself you allow millions to grow. How wide must one' domain be for power to matter? If you held domination or abandonment of all life on Earth there would yet be life elsewhere out of your reach, that you would also tire of. Even if you had complete omniscience and control over all the observable universe, over all time and all possibilities of every...
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How do I make first contact with my ex through chat? We've done NC and I want her back.
I lost it at Santa Claus.
You should first check with her local police department to find out if there's a restraining order out against you. If there isn't, there soon will be.
Define NC, do you mean non-consensual aka rape, or North Carolina, or something else?
>>16857951
No contact. Its mostly her religious family that ruined this. Its a long story. I just wanna know what i should say in the first message
How do I become a good person?
I'm not a very nice guy, I don't care one bit about others, I always see the worst in them and I'm entirely self centred.
I've tried to act like a good person by trying to smile, laugh more etc but treating the symptoms of not being nice has not worked, people still do not like me. The only way that I can think that other people may like me now is if I actually become a good person - they'll feel that I actually care about them. Right now, no matter how hard I try I do not give a single shit about them or...
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If you're asking that question, it probably means you'll never become one.
but hey, if you want to try - consider what they've gone through as a person. As a whole.
Use statistical analyses to elucidate the truth about yourself and about the masses.
The hypothesis you should be testing is that most people tend to be slightly good. Yourself included.
>how to feel more empathy
I find that considering situations of people helps. Like, just read a thread here and imagine the situation and being in that persons shoes. You can imagine a lot of detail that isn't true. It doesn't matter. Consider others situations. It helps you in more ways than just empathy. You will see how to solve problems when you're in similar situations to them if you get there.
This is a very good place for this. Because when you do that you will inevitably find things that are odd, and they (should)...
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How would you (preferably politely) get rid of certain annoying friends?
There's this small group of people I really like, we've known each other since childhood and all but I hate how they're always coming over my house/inviting me somewhere to do dumb shit or annoying me as if I had nothing better to do, you know? When I tell them I need some time they'll flip their shit and think depressed and on the verge of suicide or something (thus, substantially increasing their levels of clinginess). God, is it that bad to want to be left alone?
No you need your space too and if their don't respect that then are they really your friends
Sometimes others won't respect your boundaries...Until you respect your boundaries!
How do I kill myself in the most painless way possible?
take a shit ton of painkillers is the obvious answer
Hang yourself, It's painless right till you drop from the chair, and assuming you did it properly the pain after won't matter because there's nothing you can do about it.
At most it's 10 seconds of pain for an eternity of peace. Some people have reported feeling nothing and not even remembering the rope closing around their neck, the people that failed of course.
Helium exit bag is too easy to fuck up.
>>16857845
4chan needs a fucking sticky for this shit.
Look up exit bags and go die.
ODing on painkillers is not the fun way to do this.
Girlfriend gave me sexy valentines day coupons and one was for dirty pics in whatever angle i want. So yesterday I go to use them and she sends me 2 in 5 minutes then splits. I thought that was a gyp so I said she had shop and save coupons and said it was halfassed. Now we're in a big fight because she escalated it. It just seems retarded because it was her gift to me but she totally halfassed it and then turned around and says "i'm not a pornstar" I think she just wanted to fight about it but I'm sick of bending over backwards for her
what can...
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Sounds completely trivial
>>16857830
>underage
gtfo with your teenage drama
how do you learn a new language?
How can I learn to appreciate my wife's ass more? her breasts are pretty small and it makes me sad sometimes.
>>16857823
My gf is the same with small breasts but has a nice ass. At first it sort of put me off but I guess I sort of conditioned myself e.g. going for her butt more often than her tits, just playing around/jiggling them, rimming her, etc. I really don't know how else to explain how I made the switch other than changing my frame of mind.
Good luck in your own endeavors
>>16857823
>How can I learn to appreciate my wife's ass more?
start fucking it
>>16857884
i mean i do but its not the warm and supple beacon of fertility that a nice pair of tits are.
How do I get a tan like pic related?
I see guys in my gym with a nice tan and I'm just wondering how the fuck they got it. Tanning bed? That weird cream shit people use? Spray tan?
I'm white as fuck and I'm tired of it. I want that nice golden brown skin. The weather is shit here and it's never sunny so I can't really get it naturally.
I'm not too concerned with how safe it is, because I'm not getting any younger. I'm just wondering what the best way is. Thanks.
Tanning bed. Just don't overdo it. It takes time for your body to react to the exposure, create more melanin and then for those cells to build up through the various strata of your skin. This process takes up to a month. If you base your tanning schedule on the early results you see, a few weeks from now you're going to look like a piece of beef jerky. Start slow.
>>16857804
Go to the beach? Tanning beds are a fucking nightmare, you just get bathed in UV radiation for a tan significantly quicker than you would get from the sun.
A lot of it's genetics though. One thing you can do is take L-Tyrosine supplements, it is a precursor to Melanin which is what causes darker pigmentation.
I live in a 16 people student house and our kitchen gets dirty within a week. Dishes have been piling up and there are no clean plates or cutlery.
How do I get everybody to actually do their own dishes and keep the place clean?
>>16857784
>How do I get everybody to actually do their own dishes and keep the place clean?
You don't. Welcome to life with room mates.
Well, you could of course bitch and scream at them. But that's just going to create a lot of hostility between you and everyone else, even if they do clean up.
But seriously: This is exactly why the ultimate goal is to get a job where you can live by yourself or with people who will actually clean up after themselves.
Hire a mom.
Alternatively, live with it. Wash your own stuff and keep it in a little wicker basket or something in your room. That way if you have company over, you can prepare breakfast in the morning and bring it back to the room to eat. Plus it looks very orderly while not in use.
But that's it. Otherwise you have to ignore the embarrassment that is your roommates' filth. You can't force them to respect a space when it's 15/16ths theirs. It's their squalor. Shake your head and move on.
>>16857784
Buy yourself one bowl, one set of silverware, one plate and maybe a pan or two. Each time you use your dishes wash them and take them back to your room.
Now you don't have to hate all the dirty cunts who can't keep up with basic chores and your life will be easier/stress free.
Seriously. Trying to modify one other person's behavior is near impossible. Trying to modify a house full of them sounds like some hellish bullshit.
If you can't deal with washing your things as soon...
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I messaged this to my girlfriend last night after having a drink or two and she saw it this morning and hasn't responded and now I feel like I wanna die. Is it bad?
>>16857765
No. She just doesn't know how to respond. She's probably thinking to herself that after writing all that if all she sends back is "i luv u 2 lolz <33333" it would be incredibly corny.
Maybe she'll find a way to show you how she feels about it in person later on. With a blowjob.
People are going to tell you that emotional diarrhea is cringeworthy and they're not wrong. I'd like to point out an additional possibility though. Have you ever sent a message like this while sober? If you never have, just put yourself in her shoes for five seconds and read this sentence:
>The only time he ever shows me this much affection and appreciation is when he's drunk.
You'd be surprised how hurtful it can be to receive such a loving message in the context of an otherwise less expressive relationship.
First get your dam facts right, was it one drink or tow you had !
Having a shit hairline is ruining my life. All I can do is think about people with better hairlines than me and I have to stress about surgery or looking like a freak and taking pills and medicine. Everyone with a full hairline has such a better carefree life than mine and there's just no reason for it at all. This is my main motivation for killing myself and the urge is very intense
Shave it all off. Polish your head. Turn into the rock dwayne johnson. Roll in the pussy.
>>16857772
Go away
>>16857760
Shave it or get it buzzed. Most guys can pull that off. It doesn't look bad. Jason Statham has a significant receding hairline but his style actually looks pretty good
What is the best way to hate someone?
>>16857732
Kill them
>>16857732
Living well and not showing how much they bother you.
Living well is the single best revenge for mundane matters.
>>16857741
Corpses are inanimate objects so no.
And it's illegal.
How do you make your face more pleasant looking?
I'd say I'm a good looking guy but I rarely smile or laugh, most of the time I have a very serious and sort of grim expression on my face. I'm not consciously doing it, that's just what my resting face looks like.
I've tried forcing a smile and it looks absolutely awful. If I'm in a good mood or find something funny, of course smiling is completely natural. But if I'm feeling lethargic or tired, smiling seems nearly impossible.
Is there a solution to this? I've spent...
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>>16857719
bump
bumpity?
I think the reason no one is replying is because there isn't an answer.
Western culture has the idea that people should always be smiling. It's why people often have those incredibly fake looking smiles in every photo. God forbid we can't let ourselves look like the way we feel inside
