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I caught them. What do I do?
Well obviously a counter curse or a ward spell. Just check the commonly asked question threads newfag.
>>16856224
Attempt to exist at an elevated intensity.
>get goat horns
>get red paint
>get some rags
>find out where they hold their rituals
>get an airblower
>find a way for you and the air to get into the room
>get naked
>cover ALL of your body in red paint
>even your face and hair
>proceed to glue the horns to your...
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>tfw royally fucked up and pissed off my dad to the point where he chased me to try and beat the shit out of me
>tfw literally not paying for anything anymore
>tfw day by day goes by and I realize how disadvantaged I am without his monetary aid
Haha I fucked up so bad. He's still an absolute piece of shit but whoa was I an idiot last week!
>>16856211
What you did OP?
Just a small story not a 5 post green text
>>16856225
I made him angry
there u go famlee
>>16856230
Bet you're a lazy wise ass.
I'm about to get into a relationship with a girl(first time) and I'm really insecure about my size.
You're above average for the US and about average for most of Europe
Relax and watch less TEEN SMASHED BY MASSIVE COCK
>>16856214
Second that, altough size does matter, unless you are like 3 inches don't worry about shit
Anon you're supposed to measure bone pressed. I did the know that until two weeks ago (I'm 22) and I thought myself small. So much suffering could have been avoided. So I'm just spreading the good word when I can.
I have family telling me that employers for entry level jobs will track down my IP, contact my ISP and look for my download and browsing history. How accurate is this?
Lol, what? Hell no they won't, unless you apply for NSA or something, and they'll already know so it would be counter-intuitive.
>>16856185
You just have paranoid family members. My parents are like that too. If they knew what an IP was, they'd probably have told me the same thing.
Everything >>16856191 said.
Lmao your parents are clueless and that would require a court order
I have a large assignment due on Tuesday, would it be better to start tonight or tomorrow morning?
>>16856148
Tonight.
Tonight you will write down the schedule for tomorrow morning.
So I am thinking of killing myself.
I am also very very drunk, and I've been seeing a psychologist the previous 3 months.
I realize that my actual problems aren't bigger than average people in any country that isn't mine and there's millions of people worse off than me.
In my mind, this is irrelevant.
Do I kill myself now, or do I go to my nearest hospital and tell them what's going on in my mind even though that's probably a fucking degenerate speaking?
http://strawpoll.me/6941881
Never mind this.
Let it die.
Go to the nearest hospital
>>16856163
I will.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
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So I wasn't able to convince my boyfriend until 4 months into our relationship to have sex, he would hardly even cuddle or kiss aside from lite dabs. That was a few months ago and it's been great since. The sex for whatever reason is never spontaneous. It's been great, he is very passionate and loving. He spent the night for a few days. After he left though earlier today I found Viagra and suboxone wrappers he must of forgot in my bathroom. I don't think it's a performance issue because he's a lot more affectionate and happier on the days we have...
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I don't know. Maybe he doesn't find you attractive and has to sort of "force" himself
You do realize communication is maybe the most important aspect of a successful relationship, right...?
>>16856130
I don't think so. He's a bit of an odd ball, I've tried talking to him about and he's said he has problems connecting with people and depression and would come to it when he was ready. The only person who knows him on a deep level is his best friend who was surprised he took agreed to date me apparently he hasn't been with someone in four years so I most have something working for me? He's a bit of a social recluse so it's hard to get to know him.
>>16856130
Shit advice
You want to make her feel like it's her fault?.
OP i had a lot of trouble with my ex GF too, everyone is different, i had a combo of issues that i had to fix.
But the more i invested in the relationship, the more erections i had, she even got a little fat and i liked her even more.
You just have to make him invest more
Anybody recognize this? I looked into it, and it doesn't bring up any bands or anything.
Where did you get it?
Any other details about whatever that thing is?
>>16856086
The picture made my eyes blurry. Wait, the picture is just blurry. Can we get a better pic?
I am finally at a point where I could really improve myself. But I have no motivation to. How do I keep up motivation? I often find i sabotage myself.
>>16856082
read books about people greater than you doing the things you wanna do. like lifting weights? read arnold schwartzenegger's books. total recall is a good one.
read tim fucking grover's (coach for michael jordan) "relentless". i promise you wont be disappointed.
watch videos of people you admire. motivation is all around you. just gotta know where to look.
what do you want to improve on anon?
>>16856127
I want to get to get decent at surfing, I want to learn to program and I want to get aesthetic. I've stopped playing vidya, but now I just waste my days in other ways.
>>16856082
You just need a very strong reason to keep doing what you are doing. For instance, when I want to keep studying but have no motivation for it, I try to remember every time that I've been bullied, and that I must end up making more money than they do. For me, that's something that is above anything that may try to pull me out of my routine.
How do I go about finding a dude to buy sexy shit for me?
I'm willing to take pictures to get the stuff, I just don't know where to find a dude.
I know guys like this exist
That's a weird looking ring...
>>16856069
It's a SPECIAL ring, anon
>>16856073
What's so 'special' about it?
