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If you were to commit suicide, would you still be able to get military honors form the Marines /Navy?
>>16856019
Yes.
>>16856030
Ok. Thank you.
>>16856043
Don't do it, OP </3
Hey /adv/, I'm sick of spending my days behind a computer screen. How do I make friends and not be socially awkward. Not looking for a girlfriend or anything, but some good friends to hand out with. Have a good time and shit. I don't know where to start.
>>16856018
You like boardgames senpai?
Find a boardgames group.
Also wash yourself regularly and get a job. Then start eating right and working out.
Bam full blown normie in under half a year.
Leave the house first off, that will help with social anxiety. Literally talk to everyone. Start with shit small talk with cashiers, that's what I did and it helped me become more comfortable with talking to people. They are paid to be friendly and through communicating with them you can build your confidence.
Are you at college?
So, I live in a North American city, in a small enclave of Scandinavian immigrants and foreign offices for Scandinavian businesses.
My employer is offering to pay me to study a Scandinavian language. Since the classes will be free, I'd love to kill time learning a new language. My problem is, I don't know which one.
I don't have any Scandinavian heritage, and if I ever travel, I would be happy to visit any of the Nordic countries.
My options are Swedish, Norwegian, and Danish.
Which, in your opinion anons, will be most useful?
Swedish for the Fahrenheit 451 realization that Swedes are being bred out of existence and Swedish as a language will be lost.
Norwegian and Danish are basically the same thing, it all depends on whether or not you like wooden shoes.
>>16856021
wooden shoes?
I thought that was a Dutch stereotype...
Do Swedish.
Danes are practically extinct.
Norse is a bunch of cowards.
Svensk is the way to go for Scandinavia.
Are you versed in languages?
Germanic langues, excluding English, are all about inflexions.
You modify a word for it's grammatical context.
We have a bit of it in English.
In the past we add an "d" sound.
For a plural, we add an "sssss" sound.
Other Euro languages are far more gratuitous when it comes to changing words.
They change things for who they are addressed to.
Say...
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My girlfriend cheated. Our relationship is in a complicated place to begin with. She was in a four year open relationship (where the man didn't want things open, but put up with it because he loved her). I then entered the picture (experimenting with polyamory myself) and essentially stole her away into what we agreed to be a monogamous relationship. They lived together, and he flew across the country to be with her. He is now flying back, but a day before that, he came back to fix something in the apartment and they had sex. She told me that it was only for a few minutes,...
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She cheated, she doesn't respect you. She's not deserving of your respect, so either leave her, or keep her around only as a FB.
This entire situation seems horrible. She knew the guy wasnt into poly shit, yet she forced him into it. She got him to waste so much time and money to move across the country and then move back.
Now she's cheated on you with that same guy. If she won't respect him, what makes she's going to respect your time and effort?
you deserve it you kind of took her away from the other guy anyways/
>it takes a week for a girl to respond to my message on facebook even though shes constantly online
>she sends me a message
>I decided not to respond for a while
>she sends me another message 4 days later
>"a n o n??" and asks a new question
>I respond a few hours later
>she doesnt respond to my response for 2 weeks even though shes still constantly...
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Do you ever talk to her in person?
>>16855956
yes I see her once or twice a month
shes technically deep in the friendzone and id be fine with the low response rate but it comes up to my attention as strange that she only sends quick responses when I ignore her for a bit
and whenever she responds it has some sort of thing like "hello??" or "a n o n"?? etc with it each time
>>16855950
Just don't even bother then. Find new people to occupy yourself with.
How does a total neet like me go about getting a job when I have a fuckhuge employment gap?
>>16855941
By applying over and over again at different jobs until you finally find one which will hire you.
>>16855954
Okay so if I land an interview, can I assume the fuckhuge employment gap has already been accepted by them?
>>16855941
lie
What would you do if you were with someone and they left you for someone else and gave you the silent treatment? But they don't know ur on facebook watching them tell each other how they don't cheat?
Basically i paid her phone bill for this month then she stood me up on a date and hasn't responded to me since. Well when i paid her phone bill, i searched for her on Facebook so we had a way to keep in touch if her phone ever went out. Well i found out via Facebook that she stood me up for another guy that day, and just a few days later they did the "In...
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I have naked pics of her where she posed for me if that matters. I don't plan on doing anything with them but she should know i have them
Anyone?
Drinking alone here...
so i was surfing imgur, and i came across a 4chan post about how this older brother had an amazingly hot little sister (15 if i can remember) and that they were best-friends when they were little. obv as he grew up he had to move out and she was extremely upset. but he can still go pick her up from school, and her friends thought that he was her boyfriend. anywho, later on in the story it tells us that he found inappropriate pictures of himself on his sisters phone when she left it to go to the bathroom at a icecream shop. then he was going to confront her tmr, but it stated...
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>>16855923
this is a SFW board anon, and you should be on >>>/r/
get out
Why are fembots so mean?
I want to limit my use of weed to a couple nights a week but whenever I buy it, I can't stop smoking it every night until it's gone. I'm manage to function really well in work and school but dang, what do?
I dunno man but I'm really high and watching robots being abused :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXcatFp3REg
I guess you can buy in smaller amounts (though I know that isn't cost effective)
Or only let yourself by a certain amount each week or something.
Is it somewhat burdensome on you financially or are you just trying to make sure you're not constantly high?
>>16855932
My biggest concern is the shittier highs due to tolerance next to the stigma of marijuana dependence and lack of attention given to hobbies. I can afford it pretty well.
I'm very close to my best friend (we're both girls). Like we sleep together, bake together, watch anime, play co-op, go shopping etc. We've known each other since first grade. We are very affectionate. At the moment we have matching steam display pictures and our descriptions both say " my waifu" and it hyperlinks to each other's steam profiles. My boyfriend doesn't know we're this close. Will it trigger him? If so does he have the right to be mad?
>>16855917
there was supposed to be a heart emoticon before my waifu
If he's insecure it might "trigger" him. Most guys will probably just cling to the idea of an eventual threesome with you two desu
I'm sort of in a similar situation. No boyfriend, though.
I would say that, if he is insecure he should remember that he's with you for a reason, because you love him (Hopefully...).
That is, unless you are - very - affectionate with your 'friend'.
I might get fired from a fast-food mcjob for incompetence.
I don't even know what to ask. Is there a lower point? What should I do that dosent involve a gun?
>>16855874
Begin a study of law and money. More doors will open for you - not only in your life, but in your mind as well. As simple as taking a trip to a library or beginning a research binge online.
>>16855874
Fast food is high turnover, that's just the way of it.
Find other work and plan how to make yourself more employable. Alternatively take the money you have and be smart with it. Trade used cars etc.
>>16855874
Get yourself some o-fficy-al learnin', anon. Sometimes, you've gotta climb a mountain to get a good view of your worth.
So, I like this girl who goes at my courses at uni, I should just ask her out, I got that much, and I was planning to ask her to go to the movies (and try to guess a movie she is willing to see) since there's not much else to do here.
However the question is, how can I start small talk her until I have enough confidence to not sound weird when I'll ask her out? I'm awful at it and she's very shy, so whenever we are together with our collegues we both don't talk very much, especially to one another.
The second, and maybe more important question...
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I'm confused by your motive here, it seems you know very little about this lady. She's probably an assassin of some kind, gotta keep your guard up man.
I'm going to suggest luring her into a room with something sweet that she can smell, like maybe peanut butter cookies. Once she's in, you SPY ON HER UNTILL YOU'RE MARRIED.
>>16855872
Yeah, I only know I like her and she might be worth a try, asking her out would also really be to get to know her better, even if I wouldn't know what to ask and if her answers would get me genuinely interested
In a universe of seas of relationship problems, I have a problem with solitude.
Imagine a mammal-free and earth-like planet, with two lonely neutered kittens placed at opposite sides of the planet, perhaps even in the ocean. What is such a feline rationally justified to do with its life?
I seem to be having difficulty coming to terms with the fact that life appears to be nothing more than an obnoxious series of banal platitudes. I secretly wish to find something in my existential existence, but it is very quiet.
I sometimes wish I were the lonely kitten,...
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Robot lives matter too man: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXcatFp3REg
Hey guys.
I'm a lower class (digital artist) who makes a couple hundred dollars every now and then
While my girlfriend is a dentist and makes thousands of dollars.
The problem is, she's always going out of her way to treat me, to lend me money (even if I struggle returning it) and taking me places
I'm plagued with guilt, negativity and sometimes it can really get to me, where I become annoyed.
Is someone who gives too much a bad thing? Why does this bother me so much?
Do I place more value on money than she does...
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>>16855838
Stop accepting money. If you can't make ends meet, you hav to get a job. I know art is probably important to you, but unless some breakthrough happens, you need to keep it a hobby, just praying you make it big.
>>16855868
I do well enough to support myself, as we do not live together.
I've already stopped accepting money.
>>16855838
It sounds like you're feeling emasculated, and that's fine. Just stop accepting gifts. But you have to realize that you're thinking about this way too much. She has money, and she loves the shit out of you, so she does what she can to help you out. It makes her happy to do things for you. That's part of the give and take of being in a long-term relationship. One party will always give or take more than the other.
When my guy and I first moved in together, I was unable to work due to some...
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Is it acceptable to make a throwaway Paypal account for buying porn?
>the year of our lord 2016
>paying for porn
>>16855862
It's from a c4s studio that doesn't have torrents elsewhere.
Acceptable to whom?
