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Have you guys ever moved to a different state or country for someone you were dating? How did it end up?
>>16856648
Not me personally but I have a few stories of friends/family who have.
Two people with a dysfunctional relationship moved to CA from MI when they were totally in love. They ended up breaking up, but both stayed in CA because it's a great place and they were able to make their own lives here and pursue the opportunities they were offered.
One guy I knew was accepted into a grad program at Stanford for engineering but decided not to go in order to follow his then-girlfriend to Massachusetts or some...
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>>16856672
Thanks for the stories and the insight.
Is there a way to permantely put myself in kenjataimu? What that means basically is the grace period after ejaculation for a man where you can actually clearly think. I am in that right now and I wanted to make a thread and ask how I can permantely keep it this way. When I am horny I make plans with the dirtiest girls and I want to fuck them, but kenjataimu saves me. How can I always feel this way? Imagine all i could complete...
We should have a huge discussion on this topic desu
>>16856646
Bumppp
>>16856646
Never stop masturbating.
What am I supposed to do? I am turning 22 in 3 days and I am trying to do something about my life. This past year I summoned the strength to try and lose weight. I was eating myself to death, post suicide attempts. I lost 160+ pounds in a year, the last 30 being on medication. Christmas 2014 to Summer of 2015 I pushed on without any aid from meds. I have MDD and this past August was diagnosed with Bipolar type II. My life has been pretty horrible, but I always diminish my problems. I have never told anyone about me. Not a single person knows how I feel.
The past five...
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This is meant in the nicest possible way.
None of us on here are really qualified to answer your questions.
Without even knowing you, many of us care. Just a professional with initials after his or her name might be the better person to ask these things to. Maybe a call to the switchboard of your local psych hospital can get you in the right direction in finding a person to talk to?
Prayers for you dude...
>>16856654
This is true and accurate. OP I hope you have the resources to get professional help.
>>16856635
Start by finding something youre passionate about and work on it. Nothing helps clearing your mind than doing something you enjoy. So hiking, surfing, jogging, work on a car, build DIY projects, etc.
Youre only 23, which is a fucking child. You still got alot to do in your life, build a connection with your family, and work your way up. Do what you want to do.
I need help
> Two years saving money for my first company
> June 2015 to rent a small place and start my business
> Bought and sold parts for trucks and heavy machinery
> Be alone, but business is good and start making money
> Local close in December for New Year holidays
> Reopen on January 2, man comes and asks me if I have any job vacancy
> Sorry no,...
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You had $35k just sitting around? Right after (and perhaps over) the holiday break? What?
Have you never heard of a small business loan? Of course, you apparently never heard of insurance against theft either, soo.....
I want to be a comedian/actor ect.
I just want entertain people and i have been wanting to do this since i was 15 and i'm 18 now.
Over the years the people who know me really well always say i'm gonna be famous and they're not just being nice they're dead serious.
They say i'm really funny and creative.
A few days ago i met with my favorite teacher from 5th grade that iv'e not seen her since i was around 13-14 so she didn't know i wanted to be a comedian yet.
I talked to her about it for awhile and she (just like everyone else)...
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Literally everyone gets told this you fucking idiot.
You're not special. Grow the fuck up.
>>16856585
Most people try to be supportive of young people when they show some potential for future success. They're trying to help you get the courage it'll take to face a world that doesn't give a shit about you. Don't worry, you'll get more than a lifetime's worth of negative feedback if you try to be a comedian or actor, so accept their support while you have it.
>>16856585
if you fancy yourself the next big thing...
start at the bottom, like adam sandler, eddie murphy, chris rock and richard pryor did. write some jokes at least 5 minutes of material that you think is funny and find a comedy store when they are doing a open mike night.
>break into comedy and make tens of dollars
no its not a easy career to get into, as long nights while holding down a real job in between. no comedy gigs dont pay as well as you would think they do. even...
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Am I gay for being attracted to short haired girls with small boobs?
My roommate said it means I'm a fag.
I've never been attracted to other guys, ever.
I just it's adorable and brings out a girl's cute face.
It could be a sign of paedophilia.
Better kill yourself just in case.
It's 2016 bro. No one cares what you like. Do you.
>>16856549
If you even had to bring a question like this up, then yes, you're a complete faggot.
Not the gay kind of faggot, the kind of faggot that should never open his fucking mouth in public.
What are 3D girls like?
I don't really know much about them at all.
All I notice is that they dress slutty and look at their phones a lot.
>>16856548
>What are 3D girls like?
Your mom.
They are strange creatures that bleed from time to time. Don't go near them.
>>16856551
Well that's not good.
My mom cheated on my dad then divorced him.
She's also a feminist.
I'm trying to build a larger audience. I'm sarcastic, an asshole. I know the quality isn't there, but personal reasons as to why that is.
I've been actively uploading, properly tagging, proper titles, shared it everywhere, but its not catching on.
What do I do to get better? Should I do videos about some threads on here?
>>16856544
You should be researching this shit on a marketing forum like Warrior or BlackHatWorld, not asking a bunch of aspies on 4chan.
>>16856555
Well people are always honest on 4chan. Because being able to be known as anonymous gives people the safety of not having a filter.
>>16856544
Trim your gross beard. Consider the possible long-term consequences of broadcasting to the world over and over that you're an asshole.
why are women shitty
why are you unlovable?
>>16856527
Women aren't shitty, at least no more or less shitty than men. If you treat women like shit they'll be shitty back to you, though, so if all your interactions with women are bad it's because you're doing something wrong.
>>16856535
because they are shitty
>>16856538
no there is nothing wrong with me. i get along with people just fine, but not women.
How do I go about fucking a prostitute or escort? Which is better? How much am I looking at spending?
eccie I think is what it's called
They're basically the same thing in most cases, just prefer escort, like the way strippers prefer to be called "dancers".
For a sexy as fuck one? Probably run Ya 300-400 an hour
You could probably find some for less, but you know, you get what you pay for, there's gonna be a reason they're cheaper
Or the cheaper route is always available, Asian massage parlors, with those you can go, pay the regular fee for a massage, then tip 50-100 or so for extra shit, just beware not all of them do it,...
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>>16856496
>How do I go about fucking a prostitute or escort?
Google "(your city name here) backpage"
Or visit "The Erotic Review"
>Which is better?
Escorts which offer a "GFE" - that is, "Girlfriend Experience". It skirts the edge of legality because, technically, you are paying this lady to be your girlfriend for an hour - not for sex. But yes, sex is included in a "GFE".
>How...
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X-Hamster then a Calgon bath...
Repeat every 24 hours as needed.
No nasty side effects like syphilis spots...lol
I outsource a lot of my work in my company. Recently I got work that wasn't the agreed quality, although the person is trying to brush it off as such. I sent feedback, and upon further scrutiny will send more to fix this but we have more work together. Should I straight up tell said person to sort their shit out because I know they could do a much better job? or continue through incremental feedback and improvement (I'm in no rush at the moment)
>>16856484
The product is eventually going to go out to your customers under your name, and if it is substandard it is your reputation and pocketbook that will suffer.
With your subcontractor you are the customer and have the absolute right to demand high quality and to refuse work that does not meet your standard.
hey /adv/ I really liked this computer, and now it doesn't work. how do i fix it.
Pic related
>boot test - failed Error code - BIOHD4
WARNING Boot sector corrupted/not found
>>16856476
http://www.techsupportforum.com/forums/f217/solved-hp-pavillion-error-code-biohd-4-wont-boot-620304.html
>>16856476
do you have any matches?
>>16856476
The part of your disk that boots the operating system is corrupted. You'll need to reinstall the OS to fix it and preferably on a new hard drive.
Lately I've been a lazy sack of shit. I just sit around on the computer all day and don't accomplish anything I have to do. It's gotten to the point where I'm so lazy that I'd rather jerk off than have sex.
How do I stop being lazy?
Take steps towards building a busy routine. Maybe clean the house or your room every Wednesday, no skipping. Remind others to do things like removing their shoes when entering the house, and then talk to people around you, see if they need any help with whatever.
Once you've done that and successfully become active, you can sit down one night and think about things you want to do. Eat an apple pie, certain kind of ice cream, bike around the neighborhood, visit the library, go hiking.
>Stop jacking off
>Look at videos of miserable shits or visit a furry fetishist website, that will scare you straight
>Eat better
>Take vitamins and get at least 20 minutes of sunlight a day. Vitamin C, Vitamin D, and B vitamins are necessary for feeling active and productive.
>Get a good night's sleep.
>Stop looking at porn
>Always...
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>>16856438
Im this but at university, i've lost pretty much all motivation to do fucking anything except sit at my desk and play video games.
>Be a game dev course
>Keep falling behind and cant catch up
>Whats the point
I think I am losing my boyfriend to a fat ugly girl and I don't know how to keep it from happening. I do not want to lose him, our relationship was wonderful before she waltzed in but now shes fucking everything up for me... I try to keep him from seeing her but shes fucking diabolical because she runs into him all the fucking time, she also just so happens to be into literally everything hes into... fuck that... I need to get rid of her but I don't know how... any ideas?
>>16856437
This is cracking me up. Are you seriously losing your boyfriend to a fat ugly girl, who is possibly goth because pic related?
You must have the most terrible personality to be losing to her, anon. Lol good luck!
>>16856437
You can't stop someone from feeling whatever they feel. The more you try to control someone the less they're likely to want to be with you since no one likes having their life controlled. Consider being a less jealous, controlling person, maybe your BF will like you more and see less in the other lady.
Just a thought...
Maybe try a different tact w/ your bf.
Communicate with him. Ask for his opinion on things. Then listen?
Like I said, just a thought.
I haven't slept for 45 hours because i took ritalin everytime i became tired, does anyone know how to end the effect early (I don't have ADD or ADHD, just needed the ability to be awake to finish an assignment in the nighttime and work in the daytime) any tips would be appreciated as i want to sleep so badly. For your guys information, I've tried to get a blackout by the help of alcohol, but it didn't work.
Pic somewhat related, feels like my mind, and brain is the same way as it is illustrated in the picture.
>>16856430
Have you tried just laying down, and sleeping?
My brother used to take t3's or anything else with codene to helo him sleep. It took him a couple months to lose the addiction though
>>16856439
I tried to do that for an hour, this was before i asked for advice on this board, but thanks for trying to help me to get some rest/sleep
