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I'm way smarter than the average person and too important to just be an average working joe but I don't believe in college. Is it impossible to get rich?
Not with retarded amounts of luck, connections, and capital.
>>16857697
I know a few people that live comfortable lives who learned on their own how to program or set up computer networks. They are not wealthy but do more than ok.
>>16857697
>I'm way smarter than the average person
>too important to just be an average working joe
>I don't believe in college
>Is it impossible to get rich?
Well you're sounding pretty fucking stupid right now m8. Use your "smarter than average" brain to find the answer yourself.
I am 19 and in my first semester of college, studying Computer Engineering. I sit around all day in my room and surf the internet, either watching TwitchTv or YouTube videos, browse 4chan and reddit, or play video games. I am overweight and anti social, making me your average basement dweller. I have only a few friends that are close and that I talk with over a WhatsApp group. My family thinks I am a failure already and I have no motivation to do anything. I signed up for a Gym three months ago, all I did since then is paying the fee. I only go out of the house to either get...
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get a full time job ya bum, get your self a set of wheels pay for insurance and least have a job that has potential raises. Like entry level, stock shelfer or some bs. But get off your ass m8
Decide to rob yourself of all fun. Drop your phone at home. Get to the library with just your course literature and put up rules on the procrastination. i.e 10 push-ups before you go to the vending machine to get your sugar addiction satisfied. Yes, in the library. Point is that it's supposed to be problematic for you.
You can also decide to do stuff like that at home, put up rules for what happens if you don't go to the library and at least try to learn your shit.
Punishments can be hard. Maybe if you're into suicide make that a punishment. I...
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You're 19. You fucked up the last two years. It should only take you till 21 to get back on track.
If you go to your councilors office at the University and tell them you can't study or motivate yourself to do basic things, you can probably get a mental health pass on the basis of depression.
They'll make sure you get another shot at this semester, and they'll give you enough drugs to turn you into barty mcfly.
Problem solved.
We run a hospital and we are fed up of the nuisance the idiots create. We have put notices everywhere to keep the place clean but no one gives a damn and the idiots just keep on spitting. We just got the place painted 2 weeks ago but its back to being dirty again!
It is impossible to keep watching CCTV 24 x 7. When ever I catch someone I get really angry and shout at that person. We work so hard to keep the place going and people don't do anything positive but are there to destroy the property.
How to stop the idiots from doing it?
Hire security. Or if that's too expensive put salt in a shotgun and shoot people who are messing shit up
what are some essential (e)books for confidence/pua/personality change?
Book of Pook
My skin has been getting kind of saggy lately. I rarely go outside in the sun and always wear sunscreen when I do but my skin is still saggy. Please help, I'm only 18. How do I make it firmer?
Rub your skin with with a rock .
Hydrate more. Eat lots of fruits and vegetables and get plenty of sleep.
Hello all
I married in January 2015. Im a very introverted homely kinda guy... and since I never had any female friends... a marriage was arranged for me.
The girl seemed alright and I had no preferences... just hoped that she would be similar to me. Intelligent, disciplined and cared more about studies/career etc.
However, the girl has become a different person in these 7-8 months. I got details/stories (I was not being detective) from some female friends etc. that she had 3-4 boyfriends. She was clubbing/pool partying since 11th class.
Im not being...
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And your question is?
you're a disgusting subhuman and she's not and this angers you.
>>16857648
All things considered, it is generally a pretty good idea to get to know each other before you marry.
Right now, all you can do is try to talk with her. She is probably as unhappy with you as you are with her, but if you both really want to make a go of this, you'll have to each make some compromises and adjustments. Neither of you can live the same sort of life you did before marrying. So you're going to have to move a little in her direction, even if it feels uncomfortable, and she will have to make some concessions to your feelings.
This is exactly the sort of thing marriage counselling is for, if you can both be willing to try it.
How to get over a crazy bitch?
I was with my gf for about a year and a half, we broke up not too long ago and it didn't feel like it was over. I wanted closure and she ended up screaming on the phone that she was going to cut herself and did. Went a few days without talking and I said I just didn't want a messy break-up. She ignored my texts for a few more days, and I called her last night. She gave me a "time limit" of 5 minutes, interrupted everything that I wanted to say, and ended up SCREAMING some unintelligible shit before hanging up.
I've...
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>>16857607
>just not think about her at all?
kv but we both know that wont work
dont regret the time you had together but when she comes up in your head remember she is a psycho deep down and you dont need that shit
Everytime you think about missing her, just remind yourself that there's a reason that you left. Bitch is cray, remind yourself of that. Remind yourself that you're better off without her. Remind yourself that you will become better going forward.
And what does it matter if it's messy? You aren't planning on rekindling anything like a faggot are you? Tell her to hit the road and don't look back.
>>16857617
>we both know that wont work
Truth, otherwise I wouldn't be on /adv/ asking about it.
>>16857619
Also true. I just wanted it not to be messy because we were pretty good friends before dating. Unlike my other exes, I actually gave a shit to want things to end on good terms. I'd say its a mistake but I wouldn't have seen her true colors without trying.
I need help. I can't stop checking out my bro's GF everytime she's around. I know it's probably one of the worst things a person can do but she keeps wearing shorts every time she's over and I can't help but stare at her legs. She's already caught me once and didn't say anything.
HELP!
Find someone hotter and get her. You'll stay so focused on the hot one you'll forget about your brother's gf
>>16857606
I'm an ugly fat fuck with no social skills, I wouldn't be able to.
I know I can change that but how long would it take?
>>16857611
Every minute you wait will be a minute of being a fat ugly fuck longer
So there is this girl that has a great body and an okay face, She has a boyfriend of 2 years and she wants to have sex with me. She uses dip and has disgusting teeth though and she is just really really poor. But I am sure the sex will be good. How do I stop myself from doing this? I fear too many things will go wrong like she will try and get a kid out of it or something. Or ill get shot from the hillbilly boyfriend. She is a cheating whore obviously but im horny and lonely
Find a girl that's really good, physically, mentally and emotionally. Make it your goal to get that girl and be happy. You'll better your self physically, mentally, financially and emotionally, in trying to attract the good girl. You'll forget about the bad one completely, however tell her right now straight up you don't want to do anything. If she accuses you of being gay, or being a ass hole or some shit, get her and others like her out of your life, scum will accumulate in your life and ruin you (or you can just ignore her harsh comments and stay strong)....
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>>16857575
Tell her boyfriend that she tried to cheat on him with you.
Watch the ensuing drama. Laugh.
Then go hire a hooker.
>>16857598
This, nothing more pleasurable than fuck up shitty people.
I live abroad. I moved abroad after a few years of uni back home. Also moving abroad with me were some of my classmates. One of them is a girl that I have a massive crush on, though I'm 95% sure she's not interested. We were going to study at the same uni abroad as well, but my classmates all backed out one by one, at last also my crush. I stuck to my guns though, and thus I ended up at one university, all of my friends at another. We still live in the same city and study the same subject, though we don't see each other very often.
I have no friends in...
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>>16857570
Well, first of all: Congratulations on falling for the big lie that an education overseas is somehow magically better or more fulfilling than an education you could have gotten back at home.
Yes, you should have stayed back home. Learn from this.
Second: This is actually just a part of life you would have had to encounter and deal with at one point or another. Sooner or later you'll graduate, have to go get a job, and while working full time you'll see you don't have quite as much time...
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>be me
>be in solid 1 year relationship with gf
>enter hot stop sister
>stunner
>lost in her eyes.jpeg
>genuine dilemma
Wtf do I do? If I were to even think about going near her I'd surely ruin my relationship with my gf's family including her 3 older brothers... But she's so beautiful, my feelings for her are stronger than my feelings for my gf. What do??
Man, get it together. Stay by your gf.
whose sister?
is she older or younger?
Pretend you have a long lost twin brother that just got in contact with you via msn and take it from their.
Hey its m 1 year with my gf today, she brought up us not talking as much or having frequent sex. I told her she needs to stop buying junk food. Anyway, problem is I really don't enjoy sex or touching and might ve autistic. I love her and she loves me but we both are teens acting like old people I don't want to hang out with her that often.
Are you complaining or bragging?
>>16857551
I want to know like how I can get my girlfriend back when we both have full time studies and if its likely i should breakup?
>>16857725
>What do you mean 'get her back'?
I'm guessing you want to get your feelings, passion and attraction towards her back.
How about stop being so boring when you're around her? Maybe, just maybe, she'll respond well if you became more fun to be around.
How do I get a driver's permit? I've failed the test 3 times.
git gud
>>16857534
Okay, what's the quickest method of suicide?
>>16857525
>I've failed the test 3 times
Then learn you drive like an actual person and not a turboretard
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I went crazy a couple weeks ago with jacking off and abstained for 14 days until yesterday because my dink was dead, thought I'd be good to go again after some R&R
but when I grasped underneath, I felt scarring. I masturbate with no lotion and I'm cut but it's never ripped before, but I'm nervous now. Will my dick heal all the way to where it was before? It's not going to be permanently scarred, is it? And I'm probably gonna start using lotion but I have no idea what to look for. Do most people use lotion when they masturbate?
op is too fat to see his dick
>>16857543
>>16857563
ok now you've laughed at me but someone please seriously console me and tell me if it'll heal
I've hung out with this girl a few times lately. I think she's cute and nice, and I sorta think she likes me, but so far I've been too much of a pussy to make a move or really be affectionate towards her.
We're going to a movie tonight and I feel like I need to kiss her or I'll get friendzoned soon.
I've never made a move on a girl in public like this whole sober though, so any tips? Should I kiss her when I first see her, or at the end of the night? Should I do a couple shots beforehand?
Bump. Someone please, I have no idea what I'm doing here.
If you've never even been affectionate, it's totally inappropriate to just jump to kissing her.
I'm not trying to put you down but you need to understand something here. What if a person told you he was really hungry but too afraid to open his mouth? Not only would you find that a little absurd, you'd also point out that he's never going to be able to eat otherwise. It's not just a hurdle to cross. There's something seriously fucked up there. Well that's what it's like to hear you say that you're too much of a pussy to...
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>>16857763
Well maybe it's not fair to say I've never been affectionate with her. Like I said we've hung out a few times and get along well. I just get nervous being physical with a girl, but we have hugged a few times.
