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Had a date set up with this girl, she texts me this 2 hours before we were supposed to meet. Do you think it was just a bullshit excuse and she's no longer interested or do you think she'll actually reschedule?
>>16855176
Relax dude, take a hit off your bong and chill the fuck out.
If she is interested she reschedule if not than she doesn't, you just going have to wait and see. There are many other fish in the sea,
IMO if she said "txt you when I'm home?" it's a good sign.
But there's a good chance she could just be awkward and doesn't want to deal with an awkward text.
If she responds, cool.
If not, move on.
Tons of other girls out there m8
But whatever you do, DO NOT TEXT HER BEFORE SHE GETS BACK TO YOU. Do not text her "how are you doing?" "what are you up to" "did you get my text?"
These are all attraction killers. Do not come off as clingy or you will be forever alone.
If...
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Gonna try my first editable today. What should i be cautious of? Ive smoked 4 times in the past. The dealer said he used about 1g in each cookie. Any suggestions or cautions i should be aware of. My roommate said i should eat half the cookie cause its my first time with editables.
Thanks
My one experience with edibles was shitty, didn't feel a thing. But that was back when I was having trouble getting high at all.
Just go with half a cookie, wait an hour and a half. If they're crappy edibles eat the other half
Do NOT decide, "Oh hey, this isn't working. I guess I should eat more".
Edibles take MUCH MUCH longer to work. Basically they have to be absorbed through your stomach, so that means you have to digest them, which takes like 30+ minutes. It also means they last much much longer. So if 10 minutes in you decide it's not working, and then eat more, it's all going to kick in at once you're basically going to "overdose" and trip for HOURS after.
Ate one in amsterdam, it sucked
be cautious of it potentially sucking
Advice on what I should say? I originally planned to not respond. I take it she isn't into me anymore, and I'm fine if that's the case.
>>16855154
lol. Move on.
>>16855160
I have. When I asked what should I say, I meant more in the sense of shock factor or something weird. Not "bb i luv i".
>>16855163
Don't say anything, saying things for 'shock value' or trying to guilt them just makes you look spiteful and beta. Move on and stop all communication with her.
So me and my wife had a great thing. Sex a lot. her pussy was the best. she was small just like I like and let me play with her ass a lot. She started off sucking dick, but said it hurt her jaw (actually I have heard this from several women, so either a) lots of females have tmj b) my dick is pretty thick, c) they are using it as an excuse...my guess is all three)
Anyhow. that was great for about 1 decade, but a few years ago, it went to sex every other day then 2x a week then once a week and now like almost never.
She is tired, blah blah blah.
So anyhow,...
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>>16855150
Perform as best you can before your wife. Say you was tired das all. She loves yo ass. She'd do anything for you. You just chill hombre.
>>16855150
Tell her you're too tired.
>>16855150
its your own fault, if you get caught. just remember she had obviously been planning it for a while and you missed all the signs... because you was too busy getting your dick wet with other pussy.
only thing you can do it grab a cup of harden the fuck up.
she KNOWS your sexual appitite and if you fail to perform she will know something is up.
In California can i place someone under citizens arrest, placing them in a pair of handcuffs if they have committed an actual arrestable crime?
There's this thing. Maybe you've heard of it before. It's called google.
First result:
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Citizen's-Arrest-in-California
>>16855152
Sounds like a crapshoot.. If i put someone into handcuffs i would have to go to court with them... Fuck this state... Im moving to Texas..
>>16855207
I would also get arrested for unlawful detainment and possessing the instruments thereof..
Fuck this gay state.. Ide probably get 3 years..
What are the steps I need to take to become a computer hacker with the minimum effective dose of knowledge and skills. I'm willing to work hard but not waste time.
Utter novice, programming forays not even worth mentioning, maths unused for years. 21 in uni, all I have is limitless Wi-Fi, ethernet and $50K.
interest. which you lack, so give it up
ITS HARD TO ADMIT THE TRUTH TO OURSELVES SOMETIMES BUT LIKING THE IDEA OF DOING SOMETHING AND ACTUALLY DOING IT ARE TWO WIDELY SEPARATE THINGS
I'm working through Learn Python the Hard Way, but I know this is a years-long process so would appreciate some guidance. I thought a lot of the hacker ethos was to have community support. This is the only community I know of that could help.
I'd like to hack webcams, how do I get started??
>RELATIONSHIP AND TRAVELING ADVICE
I'll be moving into Baltimore, MD and eventually Phillie, PA in the next month. Already have a job and housing set up. this is shitty news to my gf of 2 years who won't be coming with me, She's concerned it'll be the end of our relationship, and I'm too logical of a thinker to tell her she's wrong.
How do you maintain a relationship from 1000 miles away?
Also open to any advice for living up north. never left the south, never seen snow. don't know what to...
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>>16855121
You don't. Agree to see other people.
Snow FUCKING sucks and actually going out in it is asking for trouble. Everything else is just common sense.
>>16855128
She'll never agree to that. I'm literally the only thing she has in this world and she'd completely crack if i forced it on us, getting back together would never work.
Also, why is going out in snow asking for trouble? see video's of people playing in it all the time. Also heard you can legit die in that shit.. is this true? I mean obviously facing an avalanche you'd get your shit wrecked, but I mean can you really die from extended snow exposure? or do you have to be naked in a blizzard?
>>16855149
bump
Moral dilemma when it comes to adopting a cat.
I visited a shelter yesterday and there are now 2-3 cats that are very interesting. However there is also a couple, adult one, that are very nice, loving and peaceful. Shelter has stated that they have been there for over two years and if they won't get a home soon... But then again, there is this 1 year old cat that really stole my heart. Shy, but still received cuddles from humans. Picture related.
I am just scared of taking two older cats because I do not have that much of money and if they do get sick, it will...
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Animals die. That's life. Ha.
You don't need to worry about it if a cat is going to die. Take the younger.
I've become a meme. I dont know what to do, like i dont want my picture to be spread throughout the internet. What do i do? i've heard becoming a meme really impacts your mental health is it true?
>>16855064
fame is insane
protect your neck and your head while you're at it
Shut up
Pic related?
If i work while sick at a chain restaurant and others get sick am i liable personally or not
Holy fuck you are retarded. No.
Only insofar as your employment is concerned. It's the restaurant's responsibility to make sure the customers and employees don't get sick.
My boyfriend is a very sweet man, I love him very much and he supports me in whatever I do. He is the best human being on the planet, but his friends are really awful and I can't stand being around them. There is a couple that we sometimes double date with specifically, his friend, is large bearded guy who treats his girlfriend like shit, shes always cooking, always cleaning, he smacks her on the ass whenever she walks by, he'll pull her into his lap like shes a slave girl, and call her horrible pet names that are demeaning. She always looks like she enjoys it, and...
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>>16855040
tumbler get oUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>16855040
Get over yourself. I already know you are a 6/10 and your boyfriend talks about other girls he wants to fuck all the time. This dude will dump you for his cool friends in a heartbeat. Go workout or something. You aren't "thick" you are a whiny lazy entitled bitch. I hope you and everyone like you fail at everything you do in life. Your problems are fucking nothing. You are gonna reincarnate as a rat if you dont shut the fuck up soon.
You should take your own advice. You know how you keep saying that these girls in your story could do better and therefore should? Same applies to you. If you can find a boyfriend with a better social circle, do so. You've got no excuse, same as those other girls.
What kind of body language do girls show when they're interested in you?
I'd like to get better at knowing what to look for but I don't even know the first thing about body language other that the super obvious. Pic unrelated.
>>16855034
They smile and make eye contact.
If they think you aren't getting it they will stare into your eyes for a few seconds.
In conversation they will face you and may try to move closer to you. Again look for smiles and eye contact.
It's really not as hard to spot as you might think.
>>16855034
I read once that touching their hair is a sign, also licking lips and opening their legs.
They move their mouths up and down around your dick.
I just realized most of my "friends" in college are false as fuck. I'm constantly making the first move to get us to do something and even then they flake out more often than not.
Last night I was feeling down and only 3 people out of the 20 or so present talked to me. Even then only one of them, who I know less well than most of the rest, was consoling.
Try to have a conversation and they're in their phone. Try to go out and they want to stay in and play videogames. Set something up and when the time comes to do it, they've set up something...
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Just bad luck. Be yourself, and if you really must, be your best self. Ultimately, it's luck.
When you are in late 20s you will have like 3 close friends. Kill the leeches now. Accept nothingness. Start meditating. Seriously there is no future benefit to things like "parties". Fucking master something. Degenerate souls are going nowhere in life. Rise above the degenerates and find real people. If they start shit because you stop hnging out with them who cares. Nobody cares about your feelings so fuck their feelings. Get revenge faggot.
I feel you. I am the drifting one. I've been in various groups during my 4 years and got maybe one or two actual friends that i still see. Among all of my friends from high school only one is still close to me.
Truth is : those people you hang with are not friends. They're acquaintances. They do not care about you and only the few you're actually close to are actual friends.
You don't need them, and trying to figure out what you did wrong or w/e is only going to hurt you. I have my fill of human interactions by attending student parties now....
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Ok guys here's a weird one
I was sitting in my house today when the landlord came around to look at some work that's going on. I happened to be in the room doing something when he came in so we had a little chat (the point of this is that he didn't come looking for me). At the end kind of as an afterthought he asked me if I had a girlfriend (I don't because I'm a loser), I said no thinking he had found some girl stuff lying around but then he went on to mention that one of his employees of about my age kept talking about how she wanted a boyfriend...
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Pic is shit. Take ur balls talk to that gril. You dont need any other purpose than to talk to her. Just dont say ur landlord told you to come down.
>>16855051
Right but why would I be in the office? If I just turn up for no reason then obviously something is sus about that
Anyone?
Why do some people become "leaders" of their cliques/circle of friends?
Is it because they're impressive in one way or another?
It's because they are confident. They tend to make final decisions because everybody else is too shy/awkward to articulate their opinion
>>16854978
Yes. They have qualities that makes others want to follow. These are true leaders, not the ones who true to lead people, but the ones that people willing chose to follow.
So the person who's really good at say a sport will lead the clique that plays that sport. Because you wish to emulate them in some way.
>>16854987
Exactly this. Leaders are often confident but also kind and have good social skills. They are role models to some extend
