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>>16854033
you're right to dwell on those thoughts, its a big problem

you're dating a slut. if you're not ok with that you should be looking for a new relationship not trying to suppress your natural response to the fact that your gf is a slut.

>>16854035
Not sure if serious. But anyway: I also think that 15 is a large number, but if i hadn't been in a relationship for many years, and had the possibility to have sex with 15 women, I sure as hell would have done that. So wouldn't it make me a hypocrite to judge her a slut?

>>16854033
>15 guys at the age of 23

Yea i would just feel like the flavor of the week as well

Try to stay up all day and go to sleep early tonight.
I know everytime i'm in this situation and give up for a nap midday i feel awful afterwards, + fucks up my sleep cycle

Nope.

I have a simple job with no pay. It's alright.

When you do a complicated job for long enough it starts seeming simple

But yes having to use my brain too much is tiring

Small pieces, but depending on how long you leave them in there or how long they were already boiled for... It'll probably all end up the same.

>>16853975
I manage a boutique as a part time job while I'm at university.
There's a lot of face to face communication, but you already have to be pretty good at it to get that kind of job so if you're looking to practice and improve you need to already be at an above average place.

any sales type job thats not telemarketing. I'm a jewelry consultant and my entire work is customer service and selling, face2face with guests at every moment

Any customer service job or retail store. If it has a cash register, you're gonna be talking with people face to face no matter what job you have within the store.

>>16853958
>Why is he with me?
Prolly he likes you.
>How do I get him to keep me?
There's a saying that women marry guys hoping they'll change and they never do, while men marry women hoping they wont change but they do.
Just... be yourself.

>>16853958
l'm in literally the exact same situation as your bf, except I'm not in a full relationship with the girl yet and I'm still trying to get her to warm up to me. she is a math major and a tiny asian girl. I know she likes me but she's so shy I'm going slowly with her. I'm a 6'4 white guy in college with a high paying finance job lined up, and I'm extremely social, though I do enjoy time alone. girls flirt with me all the time and when I walk around I constantly get "the look" from girls.

I dont know about your bf specifically but I can write what I see in her and why I care about her so much.

first off her shyness and low self-esteem is a huge turn on to me. shyness and passiveness is extremely attractive to me in a girl, and a big part of femininity. it makes me want to protect her, to make her feel safe and open up around me. I think on some level it makes me feel comfortable that she wont cheat on me too, as her reservedness is like a barrier that keeps her to me and me alone. being small just adds to her femininity, especially with her long flowing hair. it makes me feel like a man.

second off cuteness and personality. you fuck hot, but you marry cute. she is so fucking cute and it is exactly what I want in a long term partner. she is not some huge breasted girl with busty lips and that isnt the kind of girl I want to be dating. I see those girls as sexual objects and not as partners. cute and smart is what I want to be around, and most of the time we aren't having sex. those girls never develop real personalities and are usually awful to be around and to talk to. she really listens to me and actually has something to say about what I say to her. she's fun to talk to and I genuinely respect her perspective.

I could keep writing for a long time of what I like about her, but what I can say for how to keep him is (ctd next comment for length)

>>16853977
-be yourself, he chose you because you're what he likes. yes you are something to be desired. you mean a lot to him and he's with you because he cares about you.
-make him feel like a man. come up behind him and put your arms around him, nuzzle your neck into his chin. cuddle up against him. rub his back.
-be cute. leave him notes. surprise him with little things. make him food. you will melt his heart.

theres more to write here too but those are the big 3 that come to mind

Depression

You could enjoy classic Ice Cube films. They aren't magic (or are they!), but they do turn the storm clouds into an overcast day.

>>16853935 is right, it sounds like depression.

If no other issues then yes.

>>16853919
yes thats literally all you need to do, losing weight is all in lowering your caloric intake, and cardio is enough to tone your main muscle groups. you're not like a man where you need to build muscle with proper lifting, you can if you want but its not needed.

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>>16853919
Yes.

Meet up with her before class; see if she wants to grab coffee before class etc etc.

small steps but keep the conversation going.

be cool

>>16853932
Thank you very much

>>16853952
yeah dude just call her and see if she's free or sms her

also ask questions about her and be interested in her

just keep doing things together, become friends first

Please help

>let's do drugs
This is acceptable. Drugs are a popular topic of many classic Ice Cube films, such as Friday (1995), Next Friday (2000), and Friday After Next (2002). With self control, recreational drugs relatively safe depending on the environment at which they're done.

However, rape isn't okay. Just because you're upset with your life does not mean you get to ruin the lives of others.

>>16853882
what is your goal from nofap anon, because almost all of the claims are bullshit

the only thing nofap will do is make you try harder to get in a relationship since you'll be horny all the time

>>16853886
You can't say it's bullshit since everyone has their own subjective effects. Even if it's placebo, that means it still works sometimes. I did it before and noticed my own set of benefits. Now I find it hard for some reason.

>>16853882
get pussy nigga

>>16853872
God, I know how you feel. Just now i tried downloading several friend-making apps, but they turned out to be dating apps. I'm too scared to type anything to anyone privately. When will this end??

>>16853889
I don't even know what you're getting at here.

>>16853866
Your brain does weird shit when you're sleeping. Don't mean shit.

/thread

Summery it involved bulma black gangbangs the end of the world and a game show in the theme of undertale gameplay

Also not a troll this I'd weird as hell and idk what to feel

>>16853852

Medication, high fiber diet, prunes/prune juice, more exercise, more water consumption, avoid sedentary hobbies/lifestyle.

Go see a doctor if its that bad.

Go eat some red papaya