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I'm in a relationship.
Me and her, both anti social virgin lovesick 18 year olds who never ever dated, kissed or even approached anyone of the opposite gender before and now are dating, having nothing in life but each other and extremely attached to each other, we both see this as the passion of our lives and don't intend on ever separating, we are both extremely loyal and promised to each other not to break up no matter what happened unless in case of betrayal, but I trust her and she trusts me so I don't think that will ever be an issue. I need her to...
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Just fuck her
>>16854495
Case closed
Ask her for permission first.
Okay /adv/ got a question.
I have a sister, biggest spoiled bitch you'd ever meet. Unfortunately because of some work/school stuff its not really feasible for me to just up and move out.
My parents do absolutely nothing to punish her so she just yells and bitches constantly when something doesn't go her way until they finally give in. And I don't mean light bitching, I'm talking turning up the switch to 11 and breaking shit.
Anyone got any ideas on how to deal with this? I have 2 more years of this and I'd rather not have to constantly hold...
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>>16854464
>hold back the urge to beat the shit out of her.
Do this for 2 more years. Will build character and develop patence for outside world bullshit. Then when you leave cut her out like a cancer. You are an only child.
Hey /adv/. Kinda have a problem here
>Shit work history
>Nobody in my area is hiring
>Don't have friends, can't use connections to get a job
>I'm not doing anything illegal
>I go to community college so I can't get a job that conflicts with that
>Can't do uber because I don't have a phone
>Can't lie on a resume because...
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>>16854441
>Just tell me how I can make some kind of money
Learn a trade.
>>16854450
Examples?
>>16854454
Welder
Machinist
Mechanic
I fear becoming homeless. I really fear it. And I fear it because I really believe that within a few years I'll become homeless.
I live in a single parent household and my job wouldn't pay enough to pay all the bills. My father is retired and has a shit tier navy pension. He just slouches on the sofa watching TV because he has nothing to do with himself. I know when he croaks I'm fucked and my whole world will come crashing down.
I wish I could get a high paying job or even just win a load of money and I'd be fine but I just look at documentaries on...
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How old are you?
Why don't you work/go to school?
Navy also has a death pension http://www.public.navy.mil/bupers-npc/support/casualty/benefits/Pages/VADeathPension.aspx
>>16854448
I'm afraid I'm one of those neet types. I should have a career at my age but don't. If I had that I wouldn't be asking any of this.
Also I'm in the Uk so that link doesn't help oo much. I'll google the UK version
>>16854440
Being Homeless an't that bad, When you hit rock bottom the only way is up. Don't worry about it
Long or short haircut for a man? Currently, I have longer haircut (but not like a metalfag). I have good quality hair, so I don't look like a dirty, metal virgin, but I'm wondering about cutting. What is your opinion, /b/ about hairstyle for a man?
Pic related I have hair like this guy on the left, but little shorter.
>>16854428
adv*, didn't know why I posted /b/ lol
>>16854428
>/b/
greasy-haired neckbeard plz go
This is now a /b/ thread post ur dank memes faggots
I keep having depersonalisation episodes more often than usual.
It used to happen whenever I had an anxiety attack, but now it's a lot more frequent, yesterday it happened repeatedly and lasted long. I freak out when I see my reflection in the mirror because it looks like a stranger to me, it's as if my body and face transformed overnight and I have a hard time recognizing myself in the mirror and pictures.
When there is no mirror and I depersonalise/disassociate, it feels like a mild out of body experience, I freeze.
Please help, I can't seem...
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Bump
Come on /adv/
I know this isn't what you're looking for but that sounds kind of serious. I mean, unless it's a more or less one-time thing when you're like really tired and shit.
I'd go see a doctor about this.
My ex girlfriend is mad at me and is now saying unless I meet up with her alone(so she can tell me how to make it up to her) she's going to go to the cops and tell them i raped her. that she has "evidence" from a past encounter we had recently(yes it's dumb to fuck an ex but i was lonely and shit happened) and that she intends to use something from that day to show we fucked.
i'm really freaking out here and i don't know what to do. I don't think meeting up with her is a good idea but i don't know what else to do:(.
How to make it up to her? Bitch is crazy, and she's trying to make you out to be a rapist? I would meet her only to see wtf she wants. Why is it important you go alone? I'd carry a tape recorder to if I were you, or ask a friend to come with in case she goes Looney toons.
>>16854427
This. Also if you have any evidence of what she's said so far you should start gathering it, even if it's just text convos. Blackmail/threatening someone is something you can go to the police for.
>>16854417
Just go to the police dumbfuck. Explain the situation; let them advise how to handle it. You think they don't know fraudulent rape reports are a thing?
Is it normal/healthy to have had absolutely no mutual romantic actions by the time you were 14?
>>16854392
Yes
Fuck off for making me feel bad
>>16854392
Are you 14 then?
My parents kept asking why I never have a gf, so I finally came out to them as a spectrophile. My dad was furious and called me a 'wierdo'. I know I can never have a meaningful relationship with a ghost, but I was born this way and it's not a 'stupid phase'.
How do I convince them my sexual orientation is genuine and not just a transparent cry for help?
>>16854383
>>16854383
Just live your life.
im here to give sound advice
I advise you to go fuck yourself
So I finally got a stable job, but it is third shift so I work 12am - 9am six days a week.
I am now trying to build a social life. However nothing seems to line up with my schedule. My best off hours are 3am - 8 am Monday and you can imagine how most people react when you try to throw a party at that time.
Any advice on how to build a social life on abnormal hours?
P.S. I live in Northern Virgina if you know of any places I should check out
>>16854371
How old are you
What do you do
>>16854374
I am closer to 30 than I care to admit.
My work is largely irrelevant to my interests, but I work at a 24/7 grocery store.
>>16854384
So youre 29 and you work at walmart. Is this a in the meantime deal? Working on something else?
I get aroused during foreplay, and shit like kissing and. I can stay hard during handjobs and blowjobs. but as soon as it comes to actual intercourse I get anxiety and lose my erection. even putting on a condom seems to make me soft. Then I have to lie and say i was tired or just keep pleasuring her until she falls asleep. I hope its not ED, but how can I get less anxious?
>>16854363
you probably masturbate too much and grip your dick too hard
>>16854363
look up "how to manage anxiety" on the internet....there are tons of resources. sounds like you have identified your trigger which is a starting point to go from (source: Im a psychologist)...or go talk to family dr about it
>>16854365
so just stop masturbating for a while and see if it improves?
How the fuck do I live with a gf without worrying about farting and shitting? I think it's disgusting that I have to shit anywhere near my gf. I also fart fuckin constantly I feel like well just be laying in bed and I'll be ripping ass every ten minutes. I'm so fucking scared to shit and have my gf walk by the bathroom
>>16854332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhbxpuBi-HU
>>16854332
Get over it family, everybody poops.
It's not like you're a fatty with a wipe problem.
>>16854332
Get over your need to shit. You have a bathroom, you can close the door. Shit happens.
As for farting, there's a technique where you sit on one ass cheek, lean to the side to spread your ass cheeks apart because the other ass cheek you won't be sitting on, and so when you fart it will be silent.
I have a question for minorities, is it wrong to accept positive discrimination through affirmative action?
>>16854307
What's "positive discrimination"?
>>16854308
Special treatment
>>16854311
Depends on the treatment I guess. I mean if you could be more specific. I mean I've been the only black person in a whole department before. Is that special treatment or do you mean like people getting promotions?
Well, here's what's up.
I thought I was gonna be forever alone so I would masturbate with the death grip. Now I'm not forever alone, and my dick is desensitized to shit. Now I can't cum during sex unless I make myself finish.
What do?
>>16854289
>What do?
Force yourself not to masturbate for about a month.
Failing that, masturbate with looser and looser grips until you can come without a death grip.
>>16854316
If this doesn't work just finish in her hand.
>>16854316
>>16854325
fair enough anons
Thinking about opening my mind to w33d
When I was younger, maybe until I was a sophomore in high school, thinking about video games used to motivate me to keep working hard in school etc
Naturally when I grew up that quit working and since then i've just gotten more miserable, now (19) i'm at the point of "at least i get to browse 4chan and masterbate tonight". I think i'm responsible enough to not blow off my responsibilities to do drugs
TLDR:
>I need to do something for a few hours a week I actually enjoy...
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The problem with drugs is that depending from person to person, one can be severly addicted to them, while another won't.
I speak from experience. When I was in highschool, I had a best-friend who had a twin. Once upon a time, the twin started using marijuana. My friend hesitated at first, but after some time he decided to try.
In the end, this friend of mine ended up in a hospital, due to overdose of drugs that marijuana led to, while his douchbag brother was able tl walk out as he never had used drugs.
>This is something you should...
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>>16854270
>I need to do something for a few hours a week
I recommend tantric sex
That requires cash and a trusty escort
