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anons, I think my boyfriend wants to break up with me. we ever really fought but we are too different and it shows and now he told me that tomorrow when we meet he wants to talk about us. he's my best friend and I have hardly any family apart from him. what do? how to react?
>>16852092
Don't beg for him back
You initiate the break up and see how he takes it
You're presuming. Maybe he want story solve stuff. Maybe he wants to break up. Maybe he's just scaring you for giggles. Trying to cling on to him is probably not going to work.
I'm presuming you want to keep him. If he's set on breaking up I don't know.
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Here's what you do, lol. Open an okcupid account today. Put up some cute and/or sexy pics, and a decent profile. Might take about 20 minutes max.
When he breaks up with tomorrow, unlock your phone and show him how many messages, views, and likes you've got. If you're not a fucking gross black hambeast, you'll have a LOT of activity and it might spark some jealousy to keep you two together. Showing him how easy it'd be to forget about him might make him chase you.
I'm 25 this Saturday but I've only had one friend since middle school and I'm not even sure how to interact with people.
Realistically what are the chances an educated normal girl would ever want an inept failure like me? Should I just call it quits, accept the loneliness, and move on to other parts of life?
No idea. It seems you either have that magical friend making ability, or you don't.
Really, now. What is it that you actually want?
watch fight club
look for support groups listed in your area
choose wisely
go to a few meetings
after the meeting, approach the girl
tell her it really touched you, when she talked about her loss. for years you had kept it all inside, not knowing that there were others out there like you. you though you were the only one who had literally skinned a cat, and the shame that you feel.
make out with her for a few minutes
and then she'll either do you right there, or invite her back to her place
>tfw rejected once again
Why are some guys good with women? How did they crack the matrix code and why am I foreveralone?
>>16852054
What's your approach?
>>16852054
They're attractive. You aren't. Deal with it like the rest of us uggos.
>>16852062
from cold approaches, to groups in classes
they all tell me either they have a boyfriend, or what just happened just now, they say they're interested in someone else.
I want to get headphones.
Requirements:
>Wireless (Bluetooth)
>Minimal sound leaking
>Good sound quality (obviously)
>Over-ear, not on ear
Budget: >£50 but I can go a little higher if they're worth it.
>>16852050
Why wireless? You'll have better sound quality with wired.
Senheisseer is top tier
Get wired. You will not get a decent pair of wireless for cheap
Ok so I'm kind of fucked.
Due to some weird circumstances my parents want to look through my banking history because they think there has been some kind of fraud.
I have paid for tokens on MFC and Chaturbate a few times recently. So is there any way to prevent that from being seen by them or am I totally just fucking fucked forever?
>>16852045
What kind of weird circumstances?
If they're looking and you can't stop them then you're fucked.
>>16852055
I had to buy something kind of expensive from ebay for school which they knew about and it prompted the bank to call my home number where my parents still live. Basically the balance was less than they were expecting and they're insistent on looking through my account history.
Any suggestions on convincing them not to look through it? I mean they can't force me to show them but it would look really suspicious if I refused, and probably worse than the reality of things.
>>16852045
Why do your parents have access to your bank account? And what if they find out, how would they react?
I need to know RIGHT FUCKING NOW where I can find a qt clingy gf
Okcupid.
>>16852001
In your imagination, the only place you'll ever get a gf OP
>>16852001
Invest in one of these.
I acknowledge that this board may receieve threads such as these a great deal, but it has been a big question.
I have a deep voice, which I believed that women would like, and a built, muscular body (legs, arms, back etc.). I'm disciplined, get shit done, and clean myself, yet nobody even notices me. I make offensive jokes sometimes, but I have no idea as to whether that may be the crux of why I am this outcast. I go to the gym an awful lot.
Help, /adv/?
>>16851995
Just ask yourself a few basic questions:
1) Am I fuck-ugly?
2) Do I smell?
3) Do I go out and try to socialize with people?
4) Do I ever smile?
5) When I talk to people, do I only talk about things that I'm interested in, or do I make an effort to listen to other people and engage them?
If you answered "Yes" to either of the first two questions or "No" to the other four questions, then that's why you're an outcast.
>>16852011
So don't shower or do laundry for like a month and I should be swimming in pussy? That's easier than I thought it would be.
On some days, maybe for a few hours, I get these very mild dull headaches. It seems like when I get them I'm not capable of having nice little dopamine spikes or of being super motivated or optimistic. The feeling is difficult to describe, like there's something clogging up my brain. What is this? What causes it? Anyone else have it?
>>16851965
>What is this?
Go to a doctor, we are not doctors.
>What causes it?
Go to a doctor, we are not doctors.
>Ex breaks up with me a few weeks ago
>About a week after the breakup I realize how unhealthy it was.
>A few days ago she asks me to take her back.
>I refuse
>Asks if she can at least call me
>I refuse again
>She starts losing it, claims I obviously never cared about her etc.etc.etc. typical women bullshit
>Few days later she's...
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>I feel like a fucking monster
Why? She's the one who broke up with you.
Block her on everything and move on.
>>16851961
Anon if she doesn't break that herself and you just block her she won't be dealing with issues. If she keeps yelling at you for months and then you cut her off you can later send her an anonymous letter mocking how she was pretty Insane back then. You're not gonna be able to convince her she has problems as things are now.
That's all if you care for her wellbeing. But clearly you enjoy this shit so keep goin.
>>16851962
You're being manipulated famslice.
If it was as bad as you say, remember that and keep refusing. Change numbers if you have to. If she keeps up call the cops.
I know this board is mostly about relationship problems but I got an issue that Google searches can't help me with.
I've been living in America for a bit, and when I moved here, I had a phone plan that was shared with a few of my relatives. It's expensive, but it made sense, because there were many of us in the same plan. Now those relatives moved away, and now I'm mostly paying for that plan. I don't need to spend several hundred dollars a month just to use a cell phone.
The thing is, I need to change plans, but I can't change any...
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>>16851945
What state?
>>16851953
Virginia.
What do you want in a cell phone plan? (Minutes/Text/Data)
So my girlfriend said she sometimes fantasized about her being raped in front of me by a bunch of bad guys, how should I respond to that?
>>16851919
Just because someone fantasizes about something doesn't mean they want it to happen, does this fantasy bother you?
Take her roughly.
>>16851919
Get all your friends around to rape her in front of you
Tips on being less submissive and more assertive?
Slap him and call him a scrub, then stick a finger inside his butt. If he complains, wait until he falls asleep and then chain him up.
>>16851907
First lesson-Don't ask fucking questions like this.
>>16851914
wow dude so hardcore, listen to this guy op!!!
alright /adv/ got me a date with a cute asian next week kinda looks like one on the right. I've never been on a date before what should i do?
Relax it's just a date. Just be yourself and don't make a big fuss about it.
>>16851896
Try not to put her on a pedestal and just enjoy yourselves. If you're trying to hard you'll just burn out early.
>>16853247
>Just be yourself
hehehehe
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So, has anyone who is/was socially stunted and 25+ and made it?
I feel so far behind and that I've missed out on a lifetime of experiences.
Nothing?
>>16852234
/adv/ has had a surge of threads that are practically identical to yours. I think people are getting sick of them.
Maybe you should go for a walk and gather your thoughts. Think about what you want to change in your life, then come back and make another thread asking how to do it.
>>16851894
define 'made it' ?
also ,define socially stunted. you're beign really vague here. what does made it mean?
How do I tell a girl that I like them?
>>16851892
ask them out
>>16851892
"I like you."
>>16851931
