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there's this girl in my class I've been trying to get closer to but she's too shy so I don't get a chance
I just asked my friend for her number in a casual way where I asked for her number and some other peoples numbers at the same time so it wasnt like I was just after her, she didnt reply for a few hours and now my phone buzzed I think its her but I dont want to look at it because I'm worried I'll sound desperate if I start texting back and I know if I look I'll be compelled to reply
I'm waiting until tomorrow to reply is this a mistake
>>16851449
yes. you fucked up. go back in time and abort yourself to prevent this the greatest of shames to ever fall upon anyone in the history of earth
>>16851463
I fucken knew it
Jesus, OP, stop acting like a fuckboy and tell us what you texted her and what her response is. Ill tell you if you fucked up, whether to reply and how. And this "I should wait before I reply" thing is fucking retarded.
>27
>entrepreneur/ works at her university
>has a master
>doesn't like bars/nightclubs, prefers brunching/biking/walks in a park
>lives with a roommate in a nice neighborhood
>former high level softball player, likes tennis and biking
>always willing to try new things
>dresses simply, minimalistic
>not...
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Seems like a good girl but going to be hard for you to compete with her ex, even if he not in the picture. She might compare you to him
>Are there any red flags?
Yeah the last two are shit.
>How to approach her?
Invite her to do something fun, at least as far as her definition of fun is concerned.
>What is she looking for?
How should I know? This varies from one person to the next.
>>16851430
>>has some trouble getting over her ex-boyfriend who was very successful
Saving red flags for the end lol. Shes probably also slept around a lot.
Looking for dog advice.
Can a 6-7 year old dog be trained, or is it too late?
Background:
I started living with my boyfriend and his dog a year ago, and his dog is the shittiest dog I've ever met, be be blunt. I've started doing research on dog behavior, and learned that this dog pretty much displays textbook dominant-aggressive behavior. She isn't properly trained or socialized.
She can't be walked, because she walks ahead and tugs on the leash. She barks at us constantly when not given attention. She lunges at/ humps people any time the...
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bump?
bump, please help me out
doesnt matter the age of the dog. any dog can be trained.
start with a choker chain, if the dog does something wrong pull the chain untill the dog realises they are doing something wrong and will unlearn the dominant behavior.
Britbong who is looking for retail stuff but I've had no luck. I have no practical skill in something like admin or whatever but I feel so limited going for just one type of job at the moment
How can I get into a job I have no skill in? I want money that doesn't come from benefits. It depressed me.
How would I logically do it? There has to be a way.
>>16851425
develop the skill. etiher intern, shadow, or get education. i know thats not the answer you want to hear, but thats literally how the world works.
your other options are to fake it. i do have office skills but never had an office job, so i put down some more or less fake job experience on my resume. now i manage a business.
>>16851427
I understand. It's hard though. If for example wanted to expand my field into admin just to get a better job I would probably be expected to know specific skills I was never educated in.
Fucking system is set so you have to have a newborn crocodile's knowledge of a subject right off the bat to have a chance. It's sickening
>>16851600
OR, you learn about being an admin. freaking take a class, a seminar, an online course, or intern at an office. its easy to pick this sort of thing up and get promoted.
talk to other admin's and aks what they did education wise, and try to follow that.
I drunk PM'd a girl on YouTube and she hasn't replied. IIRC I just said hi and made some lame joke.
She has a handful of views so she definitely isn't going to overlook 1 pm. Only spoke because she seems cool really and we share interests.
What can I say that might salvage the situation?
What is there to save, you dummy?
Just forget about it and move on. If they reply that's just a bonus
>>16851417
how is the situation salvagable? the situation itself exists. chances are she doesnt look at em. messages are like this weird hidden part of youtube that i can never seem to find until recently when someone taught me how. had messages for two yeras backed there. comments are front nad center, messages are hidden.
that being said, its a girl on youtube. there isnt anything to savfe. she was never going to fall in love with a random viewer online
>>16851417
I don't understand what the situation is supposed to be. Salvage like how do you get with her in spite of the message, or how do you get her to just ignore the message?
Either way... there's nothing to salvage. Nothing happened.
I can't stand myself, how my life has gone so far and how it's going. I'm worried that if things keep going I will end up killing myself and hurting the few people who care about me, pretty much my direct family and one friend who's paranoid for my life so much that she only stays in contact to make sure I haven't put a bullet in my head yet. At the same time I don't see what the point of going on is if I'm never going see any fulfillment and be content with myself and my life. It becomes really hard for me to be genuinely happy anymore.
It...
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>>16851409
have you been to see a psychiatrist?
>>16851455
Not anytime recently, no.
>>16851501
then go see one.
Alright so I never really dated in high school or college so I'm completely fucking emotionally stunted when it comes to romance. I've been seeing this girl for a couple weeks now, I like her (and I think she feels the same), but we've never really shown physical affection for each other. When/how would be appropriate to do so? I have another date with her tomorrow and I'm nervous as shit and excited all at once
bump
I know it's pitiful but I need help, I like this girl a lot
Pls
>>16851398
I'm in your shoes and what I think is this.
Smile and take the lead, don't be afraid.
Hold hands when you're walking. Touch her shouldets and arms. Try to kiss her goodnight. Aim for the cheek and see if she turns into you.
It's up to you to initiate contact, as terrifying as that is.
Is dating a sorority girl a bad idea? We've gone on a few dates and signs are pointing that we could make it official.
However she's an exact copy of the stereotypical sorority girl. She gets super drunk at frat parties nearly every weekend and defends herself saying "I just like to have fun" she's said that she's into your typical frat boy with the popped collars and etc (which doesn't make sense because she's gone on a few good dates with me and I'm nothing like that) she's really popular in fraternities and she has...
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Yes. You've got every reason to believe that she has no business in a committed relationship. I'm sure she'd be great fun as a companion, a lover, etc. But a girlfriend? With expectations and responsibilities and promises? Hell. Fucking. No.
Keep her as a fuck buddy. If you get emotionally invested cut all ties. If she asks for an actual relationship tell her you're not into that shit. If she insists tell her to fuck off.
>>16851389
if you are in college than your relationship is temporary
>nuh uh i know a guy who has been dating the same girl for two years!!11!
good for you. this is temporary. the fact that you're already on advice talking about it shows that its temporary.
and thats fine. its college. date her if you want to date her. dump her once its no longer working out.
do i owe taxes to my government? i live in canada, ontario...
as a side job, i do some marketing work that's done online. the money gets directly deposited to my bank without any tax deduction. (probably because my company relies on out-sourcing to other countries so much and a lot of the employees move around the country)
i used to do personal freelance work before too, doing commissions and such. should i include these in my tax filing?
as you can probably guess, i'm kind of new at this.
forgot to mention the freelance stuff is all done online too. i get paid via paypal from that.
>>16851364
You only owe taxes if they tax you
My girlfriend and have been togheter for almost 4 years now, and I'm pretty sure I want to be with her for the rest of my life. I really love her. Unfortunately her parents don't like me that much. They are deeply religious, and so is my gf. They made me convert 3 years ago but I stopped believing in their religion because it was pretty stupid (mormonism) so they tried to force her to break up with me, but she continued seeing me without her parents knowledge. So finally 4 months ago she lied to them and told them I was going to church again and they accepted me. The...
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Price?
>>16851342
be honest to her. lie to everyone else. if you can honestly say
>im pretty sure i want to be iwth her for the rest of my life
than that is the price you have to pay. one morning a week.
>>16851342
she will never leave her religion, you should just tell her that you dont believe but you'll do lip service to make it right with her parents. pretend to follow the religion. plenty of people have done this. two of my uncles did for their wives. if you care about her this is the price of admission for a healthy family.
whats the best cold medication to just let me breathe for an hour?
>Friend and i go to get korean bbq once a month
>this time hes inviting a lady friend
>in the two years ive known him this is the first girl he thinks is important enough to introduce me to
>really excited for him and want to go
>Catch a cold
im poppin zicams like they are molly but its not doing the trick fast enough. nose isnt leaking,...
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the more you try and rush your body to get rid of a cold, the more it's gonna fight back and you're gonna regret it. it's a viral infection so there's no get better fast solution. but, if you're really trying to just clear your sinuses, use some Nasacort/Flonase/Afrin and take a hot shower. don't use any of those for more than 3 days.
Pot full o' boiling water and a towel. you should figure out how to use it
Anons; how do I deal with a lose of a person whom I considered my friend?
We had a fight and don't keep in touch, I tried to talk to him a few times but even though he responded, he didn't seem to be interested in being friends again and I have hard time with getting used to that because I miss his presence in my life.
Another question is, how can I stop myself from reaching out? I already hang out with other friends and stay occupied but it doesn't help much.
>>16851301
You find him, beat the shit out of him, spit on his face, and tell him that he's a shit friend and a terrible person. Then, using your steel toed boots, kick in the head until he's unconscious. After that, leave and enjoy your life.
>>16851301
You goosed it p hard famalam.
What do these out-reachings consist of? Do they feature the words 'I'm sorry'?
Try those.
>>16851309
Wtf anon, no
>>16851355
No, it was pretty casual messages and snapchats. I dont know how to apologise desu
How do i get myself to chill the fuck out when im about to start a relationship?
I always overreact when i meet new women. I have to force myself not to message them all the time. I plan our future even though we have only met twice, and my mood shifts between highs and lows. I go from thinking "Yeah she like me, this is awesome" to "Maybe she doesn't like me" or "Maybe she has someone else" and back again.
Then usually at some point i say something that offends her. She might forgive me the first time, but not the 10th time....
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>>16851260
im not even sure where to begin here mate. you're asking for an entirely personality factory reset. it doesnt exist.
literally the only advice we can give is 'calm your tits'.
>>16851262
I dunno, everything just gets so damn important, and i need to like, fix them, and fix me, and fix a new apartment and etc. etc.
Maybe im just not meant to have a relationship because i can't handle them.
Think about what you're saying before you say it. If you recognize when you're doing it, just be mindful of your current feelings and whether or not the text/communication serves any real purpose.
How accurate is the "big shoes=big feet=big dick" thing
>>16851233
idk. my dicks about 6.5 inches, my feet arent that big tho
it's not, trust me, my feet are loooong but my dick is average or slightly below average according to google
My ldr boyfriend is going clubbing with friends tonight. I do trust him that he isn't gonna end up fucking a girl or whatever but it's natural to have some doubts. Will having phone sex and making him jerk off in the afternoon help?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SILLY GIRL HE JUST WANTS TO GO DANCING
>>16851228
>making him jerk off
>making him
go outside.
>>16851238
I didn't mean it like that anon, Jesus Christ that sounded bad. Im not gonna be like "anon pls jerk off b4 clubz pls <3" But phone sex and get him horny and cum, yes.
