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I'm currently unemployed, been like this for a long while now. The girl I like knows this. Can I still ask her out or should I get a job first?
And are the words I use and the whole situation when and where I'm asking her out important to define whether she'll say yes or no?
Is going for coffee a good first date thing? And how long should it be between when I ask her and the day of the date?
I've known the girl for a year now, we are basically friends but not too close or anything. Is it okay to ask her out or should have there been some more noticeable...
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You could ask her out anyways but your chances would be a lot better if you got a job first. Though if you have to ask if you should have noticed chemistry after a year I think your chances are quite low anyhow. Ask her to something casual and try and get some chemistry off of hanging out
>>16850730
thanks
>>16850730
I'm about to rub out some chemistry right now
>keep merging two people I know in to the same person in my head when I think about them
>have dreams about someone I know split in to several people
Do any of you know what this is? Its starting to freak me out a little
Stop watching Steven Universe
Where is a good place I can fight
>>16850579
In an open field with the guy's back to you and a high powered rifle, unless you're from Europaistan.
Why do you want to fight?
Internally
Public bathroom. No cameras
Sleep schedule's getting real fucked. Usually sleep from 6am - 3pm, want to get it to 11pm - 8am. Went to sleep last night at 9pm in an attempt to correct it, but woke up at 1am and am still awake now at 8am. Should I just stay awake for the rest of the day to try to correct it?
>>16850524
>Should I just stay awake for the rest of the day to try to correct it?
yes.
>used to going to sleep at 3am and waking up at 12pm
>new job on Monday requires me to wake up at 3am
What do
>>16850524
>>16850528
Tire yourselves out before the end of the day(lots of physical activity). Take a benadryl an hour before bed. Set an alarm. ????. Profit.
Hey /adv/
Would it be autistic / weird if I walked up a flight of stairs and said "Love you" to the girl I like who occasionally stands there to let me pass and then apologize and say "I mean thank you!" in an anxious tone of voice?
I really like this girl but it's beyond the point where smalltalk is a viable option. I am either going to do this or just ask her out.
Do you usually do shit like that or would this be way, way, waaayyy off from your usual personality?
...
I think you already know the answer to this.
>>16850505
Just give her a nod and say "thanks".
No need to make things awkward OP...
Not unless you're gonna come back with some funny greentext anyway.
>in serious relationship
>plans to go on holiday together, find job after graduating nearer to her
>both apparently feeling like we are soulmates
>obviously have marriage/kids on my mind
>suddenly becomes very unresponsive to texts/calls
>making excuses like 'sorry I was just so busy' and 'need some "me" time'
>really uncharacteristic behaviour as we normally text/call everyday
>this goes on for a week
>finally just ask if there's something wrong between us
>she breaks up
>her excuse is 'commitment issues' and 'not wanting to drag me down' even though if anything having a her as my gf made me happier than ever and more hard working
>by commitment issues I'm guessing she is/was fucking some other guy right now
>immediately block her on all social media/cut all contact/remove any potential sign of her, can't deal with this shit
>spent the last 36 hours in bed sipping water crying and screaming
>literally don't know what to do with my life anymore, all my post grad plans were based on her
>realise I am lonely as fuck as my phone has been completely empty and unused
>realise if I treated her like shit and kept her on her toes instead of being comfortable and enjoying I'd still have her because she is a fucking idiot whore like the rest of them
Seriously I don't have a reason to live.
get rekt fucking normie
This is why mentally unstable people shouldn't be in relationships. That's what happens when you don't live your life for yourself, and base your entire happiness on something else that could end at anytime.
You'll get over it.
>>16850462
>>all my post grad plans were based on her
Here's where you fucked up.
I used a knife to open and then pop a blackhead on my cheek. Did I fuck up? Will there be any long term damage?
>>16850457
Probably not, might scab for a few days but you should really use a scrub next time and not a knife.
it might scar up but nothing terrible will happen. just make sure to use an antibiotic ointment in case it gets red to prevent infection. next time, use something called a blackhead extractor or a fine tip needle. a knife is too large for something like that and using it could seriously fuck your skin up. i don't have any links but looking up blackhead extractor on amazon brings up a ton of results.
I'm a girl and I'm looking to improve/make my voice more feminine. I've tried looking into voice training but the majority of the resources I found was for mtf trans and most of it was about adams apples. Any tips or any advice?
Well, what does your voice currently sound like? Maybe you are being overly critical of your voice.
More feminine? What's that mean exactly? Like high pitched?
Personally I've always found girls with deeper, throatier voices way sexy.
>>16850442
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d9tXTIUA9a
sorry i stumbled a lot, was very nervous
is police and chihuahua the answer to every problem?
test 1.2
>>16850411
police
Hey, /adv/, I think the subject says it all. Any advice on how to convince my mum to let me dye my hair pink? Pic related, it's a pic of me.
>>16850407
Youtmrnuger
Oh, you are a rebel. Rebels don't ask momies to permissions. Just go and paint yoir hair to PINK. It isn't tatoo, so it isn't permanent or expensive.
You can go to salon or buy spray or colors for hair at shop. Just read instructions or it will burn a lot.
>>16850407
gotta be 18 to post here kido
So I'm turning 25 soon and I honestly feel like I've accomplished next to nothing and have nowhere near pushed myself to my full mental or physical potential. Feels pretty bad, man. Anybody else in this position or been in this position before? How do/did you cope with it?
>>16850393
You could always join the military
>>16850408
Yikes, no thanks. That's one of the few things I won't do.
Sick some dicks. That's pushing the limit.
I'm doing the Netflix thing with my crush on Saturday, which is all fine and dandy, but I have no moves. None.
Any pointers/tips? My virginity is in your hands, /adv/.
>Guide me pls
What shows do you like?
Why not watch that?
>>16850372
Order a pizza for your Netflix binge. Keep the box on your lap with a hole cut in the bottom and your dick poking through the hole. When she goes for a slice she will open the box and see you cock. Proceed to have sex.
Is she coming over under the vague pretense of Netflixing or something else?
>be me
>go back to community college after fucking up
>realize it'll be better for me to leave my parents' house and go away for school immediately instead of getting as many credits as possible here
i guess my main concern is how do i go about paying for it? my credit is bad and I don't know how much financial aid covers. it would take me a long time to get a GPA good enough for a scholarship which is counterproductive. sorry if i sound retarded
>>16850320
Get a job?
>>16850375
I have one, but it's shitty and doesn't give me enough hours. Currently looking for a new one.
Is it true a toddler who is gifted at learning new languages will continue to be talented at learning new languages when he is an adult?
>>16850282
No. They're more inclined to encounter early onset depression, but not much more than that. Education waxes and wanes under not only genetic aptitude, but social and emotional pressures as well. All bets are off once juvenile brain development ceases.
All toddlers are gifted at learning new languages. From the womb babies are observing patterns. You can teach a toddler multiple languages at the same time, mostly with multiple caretakers, with very good results. Babies are pattern seekers by nature. That's why kids like you to read the same book to them 500 times.
Any language a person learns before they are 12 years old they can learn fluently without an accent. After that they will have an accent no matter how many years they know it ( hence Arnold Schwartznegger)
ALL TODDLERS ARE GIFTED IN LANGUAGE. IT IS LITERALLY...
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>>16850335
I have formal training in linguistics. You're wrong. It's true that young people are much more adept at picking up accents (though with a lot of work it's not impossible for an adult to lose theirs) but otherwise they're no more gifted at learning languages than adults. That's a mostly discredited myth at this point. The part of your brain that learns languages does not somehow calcify during puberty. Quite the contrary; there's a fair amount of evidence suggesting that adults are able...
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Hi /adv/, I'm a 30 year old guy who has been with the same girl for 5 years. We got engaged last year and we were planning on getting married this year.
Last year I also happened to meet a girl from 4chan, from a random steam thread on /v/, who has grown on me. It has gotten to the point of her giving nudes, among other things, and asking me to come and see her, My fiance knows nothing at this point and I'd be terrified of telling her, but I've completely fallen for this girl. She's smart, she's good natured and she's youthful - she makes...
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What is it that you're attracted to about this other girl? Is it her youth? Because the age difference is going to grate on your nerves eventually.
That said, call off the engagement with your fiancée, because you're a piece of shit.
Probably shouldn't marry right now.
>>16850297
>What is it that you're attracted to about this other girl?
She's vivacious, energetic, kind and she's young and looks it.
>That said, call off the engagement with your fiancée, because you're a piece of shit.
Alright troll.
