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Help a fat guy that can never stop eating lose weight?
>>16836997
Stop eating.
Find those pills that kill your appetite.
It's simple as stop eating as much, and eating better.
But I'm betting there's a good bundle of issues lying beneath those rolls.
Best to have someone to remind you of your goals, don't enable yourself.
>>16837019
What is a good diet
Is it illegal to not tell people you have HIV?
I'm positive and have a handful of guys without telling them. I'm worried they might find out they got it from me and will sue me.
I mean how likely is it that it can be traced back to me? I think I could just deny I ever met them and maybe get away with it but I dunno.
I guess I should but it makes it too hard to get laid so I probably won't
It's not so much illegal as it is immoral, OP.
If you're more concerned with getting caught then you are with harming other people, maybe it's time to take a look at yourself and your values and make a change.
>>16836652
Pretty sure it is, so pray they don't find out it was you or it's happy jail time for you.
Congrats on shortening the lifespan of those dumbfucks.
In the United States it's illegal. If I remember correctly, it's considered a manslaughter charge.
Also I'm sick.
>>16836238
Masturbate
>>16836260
Gross no. I don't masturbate much.
So my good habits have like ended and I'm trying to figure out why. For a while I was doing yoga daily. Now it's like things are a mess and nothing is going right.
I got sick, spent time on 4chan and have been talking to people I might want to date. And doing weight lifting which is rough. And work which is forever and always.
Need to get back into things but idk how. So let's figure this shit out of something.
Why do I not believe her, at all
Because you're bitter and butthurt
>>16835589
why does it matter HOW it ended? her intention was to be out of a relationship with you and she accomplished that.
now she wants time but is texting you the next day? talking about being friends and keeping in touch?
stringing you along like a side bitch. don't respond, move on.
Just don't contact her again or talk to her, that will make her mad and horny cause she still needs your validation and emotional support, but fuck that because you are getting nothing in return.
Is it possible to euthanize or give your dog away after having owned it for 3 years?
It's healthy and has the shots it needs (i think).
Give dog away
You can give the dog away. Contact a rescue -- it'll be easy to find one to take it if it's a purebred.
>>>/an/ will be more helpful, I think.
Wow, you actually considered euthanizing it?
You're the worst kind of pet owner. I hope you realize that. Don't ever adopt a pet again, please.
Ask a britbong junior doctor anything.
How is taking care of syrian refugreeeeeeeees as they soak up the healthcare while your mum dies because she is "too white" to be taken care of?
Do you like Jeremy hunt?
>>16834849
what made you open this thread? (yes, I'm asking seriously, not to mock)
My boyfriend and I have been together about a year. The relationship has been wonderful and he genuinely makes me the happiest I've ever been. It bothers me that he listens to a ton of ASMR. It feels almost like he's cheating. I'm not crazy about things like this normally. I don't care if he looks at porn or even other women, or if he has female friends, and I definitely trust him.
But ASMR though is... Really fucking intimate. If you're not familiar with it, it's generally women in their 20's seductively giving whispered "haircuts" or a variety of other things, like "massages" or "therapy sessions". It's always something intimate like that, and he listens to them frequently, like when he's stressed or needs to relax. And to me, he's taking a chance for our intimacy to blossom and putting it into a random, hot woman who's essentially trying to give people "tingles". He listens to it so frequently anymore that I've begun to feel unimportant and ignored, and it's making me extremely restless and uneasy.
I've talked to him about it, and when I bring it up he gets really defensive. He says that it's the only thing that keeps him calm, and that I'm being absolutely ridiculous. He says me being jealous would be like him being jealous that i listen to classical and orchestral music a lot.
So, I guess I just want to know if I'm being absolutely ludicrous or if I might have some moral right to feel the way I do. I've run out of ideas on how to deal with it or at least how to come to terms with the fact that I'm not a source of relaxation for him. Is there a way for me to do this, or possibly another way to go about bringing it up to him so that he doesn't get angry? Thanks for taking the time to read this, and thank you for the help!
TL;DR: My boyfriend listens to a lot of ASMR and I really don't like it. Am I just reacting poorly?
>>16833666
jesus fucking christ shut the fuck up and stp being a stupid fucking whore and grow the fuck up
delete this piece of shit thread, fucking hell
Has it impacted your sex and/or love life?
If no, it is not an issue. People respond to stress with different ways. He could be shooting heroin, so if putting in some earbuds is the worst thing he does, you're doing alright.
However, if sex has gone down since he started, or he's getting more easily agitated, bring up your concerns to him in a more constructive way. Say that yes, it does make you feel insecure, and you want him to relax with you, not by tuning the world out for 20 minutes. Offer to give him a neck rub or massage once a week if he sees it as an attack on his relaxation time, to show you're willing to meet him half-way.
>>16833691
Sex has gone down quite a bit. I don't know if it is completely to blame, but we used to have sex almost every day. :(
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't. Our answers are not going to help you.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking
>Brandon and frog posters
Fuck off
How do girls take vulgar and dark jokes in general? I get some are more sensitive than ithers, but for most, what's the line that I shouldn't cross?
>>16833533
I love them, to be honest. Limits vary by each girl.. One may find dead baby jokes hilarious, while some are bound to smack you for it. All you can do is hit and miss.
Girls
If you were interested in a guy, but learned it's been 5 years since he's has sex, would that change your opinion of him in a negative way?
How do i become more attracted to my girlfriend and stop drooling over hotter girls?
I'm in a 2 year relationship, shes pretty much perfect for me, was a virgin when we met, loves me, low maintenance, does anything i want whenever i want, anal, bjs, makes me food etc.
The problem is shes not remarkably attractive. Shes not chubby or ugly or anything, just plain. She has small boobs, decent butt but nothing special, doesn't have a gorgeous face with big eyes etc.
I often wish she looked something like pic related and get frustrated with her even though she cant do anything about it, and she gets sad and asks what she did wrong and i don't know what to say.
>>16831771
do you watch porn?
>>16831780
I used to when i was single but not anymore.
>>16831771
Why were you attracted to her in the first place?
Guys, I need some advices for this one
(1)
> Recently got 18 y/o
> Dad divorced mom
> Decided to stay with him
> He found a new partner
> Serious between them
> Move in with her this month, early february
> Since I have no job for now, and that their house is actually quite big, I was also invited to live there
Thing is, she has kids
> A girl that very recently got 14 y/o
> And a girl of 12 y/o
> The youngest one seems normal, and while slacking off sometimes, do get good grades from time to time from what I saw from her notebook
> Problem being that, the eldest one, however, is lazy, does nothing most of the time except watching TV or staying glued on her phone, and her grades are failing | Her gpa is currently 1.something
This is where it gets interesting
> The girls open up to me on a lot of subjects
> One of these subjects being drugs
> Admit that they smoked cigarettes
> The youngest one only did it once, last year apparently - And she didn't like it since she choked on it, and never tried again... From what she said
> The oldest one did it when she was still 11-12 y/o, same age as her sister, and continues doing so semi-regularly, as in something like twice a month with friends
> Also admit that she smokes weed at more or less the same interval
(2)
Now, I know that some of you might say something like : Tell the parents
Or : Simple try to convince her not to smoke
But, come on now, both of these options will just blow up in my face
A = If I tell the parent, i'm instantly gonna be labeled as the snitch, loosing the easy trust they had in me even though I just barged into their lives about 4 weeks ago, and it won't change too much anyway since she will continue doing whatever she does at school... You know... The place every kids hang out for at least 5 days a week every week
B = If I straight up try to convince her to stop smoking, it just won't work, and I also do not want to because, well, to be honest, I did smoke a bit during my early teenagehood too, and I do remember how frustrating and boring it was when someone was trying to convince me to "just drop it because blablabla"
Thing is, her behavior straight up enrages me, but at the same time worries me, specially because of her grades
I know that I did some shaddy stuff too at her age, but I didn't let whatever I did get in the way of school
Right now, she said to me that she was going to practically beg her mom for... Wait for it... Not 20... Nor 10... But 5.
Just 5 bucks so that she can hang out with her friends tommorow and buy cigs with money they all pooled together
For now, we all get along pretty well, so I had an idea
Do you guys think it will be a good thing if I just give her some cash in exchange of me tutoring her ?
Yes, paying her so she can smoke and possibly get stoned just so that she can finally study
I know very well that she could just "use" me as some kind of emergency when she's dry and then simply go back to her mom for more but... Well, i'm a bit lost here, and I can't think of another good alternative to help her
And that's precisely the reason why i'm posting here in the first place, you guys do give some good advice most of the time so... Well, help a wannabe good big bro plz ?
Damn. I was expecting some good wincest.
>>16834606
How well do you know their parent? Is it possible you could tell them that you need to share this information but also need the kids not to know it came from you? Is the parent responsible and you could trust them? Or are they a blabbermouth and the kids would find out? Also is the parent even a good parent where they would do anything about it and handle it responsibly if they did know?
If Gf is on Mirena, should you still use a condom?
I know she's free of STD's but I'm curious if anyone's experienced with it or is more knowledgable about it. What's the failure ratem stuff like that?
If it's inserted properly it should never fail. Failure rate is 1%<.
I have never seen a vagina
How does that shit not hurt
>>16832402
Funny thing about sexual partners is that no matter how long you've known them and how much you trust them, they may still cheat.
I just overdosed with 20 pills and now I don't want to die, I'm also scared to tell someone. what do I do?
>>16833281
20 pills of aspirin ?
12 pills of Benadryl and 8 of some allergy medicine I don't know the name
>>16833286
20 pills of yoguretto
The girl I've been with for 3 years cheated on me 2 weeks ago. Long story short, she was drunk and fucked this guy. She waited until I saw her in person to tell me. This girl has always bent over backwards for me, always given her 100% in everything. I know her and can tell she regrets what happened and is totally devastated. I have no idea what to do. Forgive her cause she was drunk? Cut it off? I'm in deep love with her, I was planning to propose before I deployed. Wat do?
It's not up to us whether you forgive her, it's up to you.
>>16833604
I know, just seeing what other people would do. It's tough man.
Before you make a decision consider did she really cheat because of a random drunk slip up or was there something wrong with the relationship that caused this... then decide which one would be the worse situation. If its a slip up it means her will is weak... if its something else then its fixable but at the same time she should have helped fix it before cheating.
Both reasons are shitty but the reason why should matter to you in deciding if its worth forgiving her.
I'll keep this as brief as possible. I'm 23/f and the guy I'm referring to is 31/m.
We've known eachother for about 5 months and the past few weeks have been spending a day out of each weekend with eachother. This past weekend after we spent the day together, 4:30am creeped up on us. We were at his house and he asked me if I just wanted to stay over. So, I stayed. First time ever that I've spent the night with a guy without SOMETHING sexual happening. I was honestly disappointed, as I've grown to have a bit of a "thing" for this guy.
I know he's extremely caught up on his last relationship, as he's confided in me about it (and they've been apart for years). But I'm starting to have doubts about myself. I wasn't necessarily "rejected", but I feel as if that's the case. Or that this is strictly platonic and I'm just setting myself up for disappointment. No kissing, cuddling, etc. We discussed sex with other people right before falling asleep. I know it was on both our minds. We're both not "prude" by any means, but have discussed how we wouldn't just sleep with anyone without feelings involved anymore.
My questions are as follows: How weird of a situation is this? Has this ever happened to you and what was the end result? What the heck?! Was he too scared to put the moves on, or did he just have no interest? How would you proceed?
Thanks in advance for any sincere insight.
TL;DR; : Spent night with guy, nothing sexual happened...why not?
I did this to a girl once. I just wasn't interested in her that way.
There's no way for us to know really, but it's possible he was just anxious. Could he have not got physical signals from you?
>>16833436
I think he might not be interested in you like that at the moment.
In all fairness, we were both stoned. I don't think I was giving off any physical signals. I didn't want to cross the line...I usually leave that up to the guy. I'm pretty "unsure" of myself. I tried not to come on strong.
so i need a little help...
heres some background
>start messaging cute af curvy redhead on OKCupid
>seems receptive likes to smoke weed and play vidya so i use that as my crowbar
>make her lol and haha consistently
>ask for her phone # but gets shot down
> brush it off keep trying and finally after she says no once again i leave her MY number and tell her its her move
>two days later she hits me up and we start texting furiously (3 weeks to get #)
>she is super cool and has a nice heart and is my kind of weird
>she's into hard rock, metal and serial killers (really into serial killers)
>i ask her if i am wasting my time on her and if we could get to know each other or move on
>she thinks im cool and digs that im not weirded out by her interests and says im reallly handsome so thats a green light in my book
>we talk about ourselves and find out that she has a REALLY troubled past and has a bad case of death anxiety
>she is afraid of pretty much everybody and has trouble even going to 7/11 across the street without getting panic attacks
>either way she is very sweet and very very beautiful all around
>she is digging me too and we set a date for valentine's and she gladly accepts
>turns out she's never been on a date before
>almost a week passes by and she cancels on me the day before
>i was bummed and so was she but apparently she had to work all day i swallow my urge to ask her if shes just afraid, whatever
>i tell her i was going to a cafe on wed. she says she was going to be busy and doesnt reschedule and seems uninterested so i thought she was just a time-waster so i delete her from everything and forget about her for a few days
>two days later she hits me up and sounds really bummed and says she understands if im not interested in waiting around for her
>tell her im definately interested
so question is
how can i convince her to trust me if she wont see me in person or talk on the phone? what do /adv/?
>>16832047
>smokes weed
>her "hard to get" is under a month of effort
>into serial killers
>has a trouble past/daddy issues
Anon I get that she's hot or whatever but I'm warning you right now if you get involved with her you're going to experience a shitstorm.
>>16832069
This, she's obviously a mental case. Stop wasting your time
>>16832069
>>16832086
oh i guess i should say that im not normal either haha im weird as fuck and i do love weed too
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