>>16836997
Stop eating.

Find those pills that kill your appetite.

It's simple as stop eating as much, and eating better.
But I'm betting there's a good bundle of issues lying beneath those rolls.

Best to have someone to remind you of your goals, don't enable yourself.

>>16837019
What is a good diet

It's not so much illegal as it is immoral, OP.

If you're more concerned with getting caught then you are with harming other people, maybe it's time to take a look at yourself and your values and make a change.

>>16836652
Pretty sure it is, so pray they don't find out it was you or it's happy jail time for you.

Congrats on shortening the lifespan of those dumbfucks.

In the United States it's illegal. If I remember correctly, it's considered a manslaughter charge.

>>16836238
Masturbate

>>16836260
Gross no. I don't masturbate much.

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So my good habits have like ended and I'm trying to figure out why. For a while I was doing yoga daily. Now it's like things are a mess and nothing is going right.

I got sick, spent time on 4chan and have been talking to people I might want to date. And doing weight lifting which is rough. And work which is forever and always.

Need to get back into things but idk how. So let's figure this shit out of something.

Because you're bitter and butthurt

>>16835589
why does it matter HOW it ended? her intention was to be out of a relationship with you and she accomplished that.

now she wants time but is texting you the next day? talking about being friends and keeping in touch?

stringing you along like a side bitch. don't respond, move on.

Just don't contact her again or talk to her, that will make her mad and horny cause she still needs your validation and emotional support, but fuck that because you are getting nothing in return.

Give dog away

You can give the dog away. Contact a rescue -- it'll be easy to find one to take it if it's a purebred.

>>>/an/ will be more helpful, I think.

Wow, you actually considered euthanizing it?

You're the worst kind of pet owner. I hope you realize that. Don't ever adopt a pet again, please.

How is taking care of syrian refugreeeeeeeees as they soak up the healthcare while your mum dies because she is "too white" to be taken care of?

Do you like Jeremy hunt?

>>16834849
what made you open this thread? (yes, I'm asking seriously, not to mock)

>>16833666

jesus fucking christ shut the fuck up and stp being a stupid fucking whore and grow the fuck up

delete this piece of shit thread, fucking hell

Has it impacted your sex and/or love life?
If no, it is not an issue. People respond to stress with different ways. He could be shooting heroin, so if putting in some earbuds is the worst thing he does, you're doing alright.

However, if sex has gone down since he started, or he's getting more easily agitated, bring up your concerns to him in a more constructive way. Say that yes, it does make you feel insecure, and you want him to relax with you, not by tuning the world out for 20 minutes. Offer to give him a neck rub or massage once a week if he sees it...
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>>16833691

Sex has gone down quite a bit. I don't know if it is completely to blame, but we used to have sex almost every day. :(

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How do girls take vulgar and dark jokes in general? I get some are more sensitive than ithers, but for most, what's the line that I shouldn't cross?

>>16833533
I love them, to be honest. Limits vary by each girl.. One may find dead baby jokes hilarious, while some are bound to smack you for it. All you can do is hit and miss.

Girls

If you were interested in a guy, but learned it's been 5 years since he's has sex, would that change your opinion of him in a negative way?

>>16831771

do you watch porn?

>>16831780
I used to when i was single but not anymore.

>>16831771
Why were you attracted to her in the first place?

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Now, I know that some of you might say something like : Tell the parents
Or : Simple try to convince her not to smoke

But, come on now, both of these options will just blow up in my face

A = If I tell the parent, i'm instantly gonna be labeled as the snitch, loosing the easy trust they had in me even though I just barged into their lives about 4 weeks ago, and it won't change too much anyway since she will continue doing whatever she does at school... You know... The place every kids hang out for at least 5 days a week every week
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Damn. I was expecting some good wincest.

>>16834606
How well do you know their parent? Is it possible you could tell them that you need to share this information but also need the kids not to know it came from you? Is the parent responsible and you could trust them? Or are they a blabbermouth and the kids would find out? Also is the parent even a good parent where they would do anything about it and handle it responsibly if they did know?

If it's inserted properly it should never fail. Failure rate is 1%<.

I have never seen a vagina
How does that shit not hurt

>>16832402
Funny thing about sexual partners is that no matter how long you've known them and how much you trust them, they may still cheat.

>>16833281
20 pills of aspirin ?

12 pills of Benadryl and 8 of some allergy medicine I don't know the name

>>16833286
20 pills of yoguretto

It's not up to us whether you forgive her, it's up to you.

>>16833604
I know, just seeing what other people would do. It's tough man.

Before you make a decision consider did she really cheat because of a random drunk slip up or was there something wrong with the relationship that caused this... then decide which one would be the worse situation. If its a slip up it means her will is weak... if its something else then its fixable but at the same time she should have helped fix it before cheating.

Both reasons are shitty but the reason why should matter to you in deciding if its worth forgiving her.

I did this to a girl once. I just wasn't interested in her that way.

There's no way for us to know really, but it's possible he was just anxious. Could he have not got physical signals from you?

>>16833436

I think he might not be interested in you like that at the moment.

In all fairness, we were both stoned. I don't think I was giving off any physical signals. I didn't want to cross the line...I usually leave that up to the guy. I'm pretty "unsure" of myself. I tried not to come on strong.

>>16832047

>smokes weed
>her "hard to get" is under a month of effort
>into serial killers
>has a trouble past/daddy issues

Anon I get that she's hot or whatever but I'm warning you right now if you get involved with her you're going to experience a shitstorm.

>>16832069
This, she's obviously a mental case. Stop wasting your time

>>16832069
>>16832086

oh i guess i should say that im not normal either haha im weird as fuck and i do love weed too