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Where can I meet girls?
>>16820102
Outside
>>16820114
Be more specific
>>16820117
outside of your parents basement.
I'm going out on a date with a girl in a wheelchair. What are some handicapped-friendly fun places I can take her?
>>16819864
You can take her to a flight of stairs, walk down them, and ask what's taking her so long.
Dinner
Anime date
When is it time to GTFO of your current relationship?
I'm asking because a lot of shit has happened, and I just don't feel as happy as I used to.
Pic semi-related. It's our cat.
do you feel like the relationship makes you feel like shit and don't see a way to fix any of it?
do you feel like neither of you give a shit anymore?
do you feel like the relationship has not led to you getting closer to life goals and is stagnating?
>>16819856
She's cheated on me a few times before. I feel like crap because I'm overbearing and I do not trust her.
>>16819866
>She's cheated on me a few times before.
She's going to do it again. You're right to not trust her.
Alright, /adv/. I never really come here, but /b/ is unresponsive. I want to go on an adventure. Maybe around Europe or Asia or America or anything. I'm just a little bit stumped on what to do. Suggest shit to me.
I'll heavily consider whoever rolls 17.
>>16819534
Shameful self bump.
>>16819534
Why the fuck would you even ask /b/?
>>16819553
I just normally lurk there. Sometimes they're chill.
tl;dr What's a good job that requires minimal years of study and has potential growth in the future salary wise?
I guess if you're interested in reading my blog, i'm a 22 year old NEET who's been living with his parents and I am now in a situation where if I dont get my shit straight, study and get a job im gonna be thrown out on my ass. I barely have any interests in anything that is actually worth studying, and anything that is ends up being pretty expensive and I have no money. I just need something that will allow me to start making a living, I can grow in, and I can at least sustain a middle class lifestyle in the future.
>>16819407
Good things take time. You can't just do the shortest course available and expect to be making 6 figures within 3 years.
Programming/Web Dev. Good luck teaching yourself on your own though. Not because it's hard, but because it requires extreme perseverance.
>>16819410
I don't want to make 6 figures in 3 years though, I just eant something that I can grow in, will be feasible in the future and i dont have to study a lot for because I dont have the money to spend 6 years in school
girlfriend wants "proof" where im at by sending her pics etc every hour, tried explaining its overkill. she over feel and mad. What the fuck to do.
>>16819296
get the fuck out of there dude
Whatever you do, don't comply.
>>16819296
Tell her to fuck off, pussy.
I'm \considering suicide (no, I'm not in immediate danger, so don't call the police or something). Life just isn't worth it to me. I am dumb, not that attractive, and emotionally ill-equipped to handle the world. These are facts. I get bullied, scapegoated at work, I have no friends, I'm just burnt out and tired of it. I believe that everyone has an innate intelligence that can't be changed. Some people are smarter and others dumber. I am borderline retarded (tested, 80 IQ), I have been since the day I was born, and I'm just fucking done. It's humiliating, soul destroying, and it sucks I'm not ignorant enough to not be aware.
I don't know where I'm going with this, I'm looking for someone to essentially say that it's fine to feel like this and that they would understand if I did it. I've got a bad hand that's just a hassle.
lmao fuck iq tests. ever heard of the theory of multiple intelligences? look it up
>>16819273
If yoy believe you are dumb, how can you be sure that everyone has a set IQ? I have an IQ of 146 (also tested) and I think everyone is born intelligent. Its just a matter of realization and exercise.
>>16819283
Oh. And motivation of course.
I'm a 19 year old guy and I'm really picky about who I'm willing to date so it's going to take me a while before I find someone who fits what I want in a girl and likes me back. At what age does it start to be too old to date younger girls?
>>16818995
You're the kind of guy that shoves curling irons up his ass aren't you
>>16819011
No, but I'm curious where you got an idea like that from.
Being picky is dumb for a guy. And you're going to say "nuh uh" but I'll tell you why anyways.
#1 You barely get to choose who you're attracted to. It doesn't follow through the logic part of your brain. Women can kinda choose if they have a gaggle of boys they drag along, sometimes they can choose the best one for them. But you don't have that opportunity because you're purposely sabotaging your own dating pool for some reason...
#2 Even if you find the "perfect girl" she may not even be attracted to you and you're going to pour your entire soul trying to get her. You'll be crushed and it won't even be her fault; it'll be yours.
You play the numbers game so you /can/ be picky by making opportunities for yourself. By the way you're being picky is just cowardice because you're afraid to make those opportunities.
A question for girls,
you know how men love it when girls moan during sex, but what about men? Is there some sound that men can make that will make girls aroused? I want to know as much as possible about getting girls excited during sex, please.
>>16818990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqVIaWEWdMk
Here you go OP
>>16818990
Weird, but I like semi-animalistic grunting. I don't mean sound like a water buffalo, but occasional caveman-esque grunting is hot.
>>16818997
I see, I'll be sure to try these sounds out next time, except instead of a yellow letter K, it'll be a woman's boobs. Solid advice, thanks, okay, forum moderators, you can close this thread
I found out today that I can't get pregnant. I'm scared to tell my husband because I'm afraid he'll leave me, he really wants kids. Is my life over?
You can always adopt.
For the record, if your husband leaves you because you can't have kids, he is a terrible person.
>>16818773
Oh! Have you looked into surrogacy? What about that shit?
>>16818773
he's a terrible person because he would cuck his own biological fulfillment for some phoney new age made up notion of love?
Ok then.
How do you make your orgasms feel better? I've run out of things to try. Also I don't get any tingling sensation and I keep reading about it
Girl btw
>>16818200
Foreplay.
Have a partner, who can:
kiss you, esp. your neck and nips
do oral on you
You're welcome.
>>16818205
Haha if it was that easy I wouldn't be asking for advice
Foreplay doesn't do much for me except get me wet, and I've had oral hundreds of times it feels lie nothing
Does edging work on girls?
If you experienced a breakup, and you DIDN'T have children and/or a mortgage with the woman. Why do you guys get all up in a tizzy? I'm legitimately curious as to why people spiral into a depression over what's pretty much a high-school non-important and ultimately fake relationship? The fact that you broke up literally means nothing, you decided to have some sleep overs and have sex with a friend, nothing important ever really came of it.
>>16817977
They dont know what its like to have a mortgage and kids. Your standard break up is their peak redline on the 'pain gauge'.
>>16817984
True, well i've never had children or a mortgage or a real relationship. I've just always known that any relationship i've had is ultimately not real and just pretending to be grownups. And i'd hope other people would realize this, because it's odd seeing people go suicidal over fantasy role-play
>>16817977
Probably because most people on /adv/ literally ARE high-schoolers
Well, I would say about half. It's painfully obvious when a thread is written by a teenager, talking about their first experience with a girl, because they always have the same insecurities that I had at that age.
the fuck do i do? i feel weird but her bright face makes my day.
my mind says no but everything else says 'you never know if you dont try'.
I dont want to mean but you don't love her you're just lonely.
Ahh... don't dis her. I'm 45 now but I was once that 18 year old girl. Be kind. She's very young. lol.. it's really not that big of an age difference!
>>16818015
Since when do grandmas use 4chan?
Is anybody else annoyed at the fact that the modern world wants every man to be a pussy?
>Get an office job where you sit down all day and don't do any physical activity
>Have to be """""respectful""""" for female """""equals""""" (who always get a free ticket to throw their toys out of the pram at any given opportunity)
>Oh let's have TV programs about """""mental health""""" instead of, y'know, MANNING UP AND DEALING WITH YOUR FUCKING PROBLEMS
>Let's have more TV shows where people are nerds! Oh you like cosplay? I like cosplay too! EVERYONE MUST HAVE NERD INTERESTS LIKE GAME OF FUCKING THRONES OR FUCKING LOLCATS, OTHERWISE YOU ARE TOO """""AGGRESSIVE""""" AND WE DON'T LIKE YOU
What the FUCK has happened to society?
>>16817879
Society's a joke m8, just keep doing whatever you're doing though.
I bet you have social media though...
>>16817879
Dude same
My girlfriend broke up with me 3 weeks ag right before I was going to propose. She was and is the love of my life and she may never feel the same way
I'm stuck living with her for the next 2 months and it's killing me seeing her every day. How do I get over this heart ache
>>16817789
My GF of Seven years rolled over randomly one night on her cell phone while she was fucking someone else.
I personally dealt with it by having random sex with so many girls I lost count.
We all deal with it in different ways but it eventually stops hurting. Just don't do anything that has any long term repercussions like killing yourself or chronic substance abuse.
Personally, I think envy is the best revenge, as in... get buff and start banging some chick way hotter... and hence how I got over mine. You have an even better opportunity since she lives with you. And DONT EVER LET HER BACK.
Oh and also, don't marry them. That should be lesson 1 learned from all this.
Lesson 2 is there is a lot of pussy out there and it all feels the same.
>>16817789
Try leaving.
>>16817827
It doesn't all feel the same.
Out of the 25+ women I've slept with in my 6 years of sexual activity, there's been great pussy, good pussy, bad pussy, and god tier pussy.
Same goes for blowjobs.
