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Like the title,which one do you prefer? Why?
Depends on the girls face
But curly long hair is sex
As is short hair
All is sex depends on face of girl
>>16813884
Long. It's more feminine imo
>>16813884
depends on the girl, hair style, if I had to choose based on the pic you posted, I say the short hair girl looks nice
My long distance gf of 7 months kissed another guy, what to do?
Ask her why she did it. Decide if it's something you're willing to work past or if it's something that can't be forgiven/fixed.
ask her why, ask her how she feels about it, then leave her
>>16813853
Cut contact, idiot. How is this even a question? Also,
>long distance
I'm LMAOing @ ur life
I was in an accident about two weeks ago. I was driving down my lane and the drive on the other lane coming opposite of my direction turned left into my lane and I hit him. The police were called and the officer said that the other driver was at fault. I, on the other hand, received a ticket for not having a licence and for not having insurance on me (I do have insurance, I just didn't have the paper to prove it).
I got off the phone a little while ago with the other driver's insurance company. They told me they weren't going to accept liability because...
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>>16813725
In my country if you dont have a license you are doing a criminal and you are not insurenced at all
why the fuck do you even think that its ok to drive without a license you fucking retard?
You do mean you do not own a license right? or do you mean something retarded like not carrying a license at the time?
you are lucky you arent in jail if you drive without owning a license and making a accident
>>16813742
Answer the question. I don't care what country you live in.
>>16813725
It depends on how much the repairs would cost you vs how much hiring a lawyer would cost you. Most lawyers will give you a free consultation so I'd at least meet with one and see if he thinks he can win and how much it would cost.
How many different ways are there for lesbians to have sex?? What options are there beyond hands, mouth, and dildo?
tribbing
>>16813686
Be yourself
>>16813697
what is that?
My sister and I have become estranged.
A few weeks ago, we were talking relationships and I mentioned that I recently dated an 18-year-old (I'm almost 27). My sis hasn't replied to me since. I'm worried she thinks I'm gross.
Also, I wanna clarify, my relationship with the 18yo was totally non-sexual. We kissed a little, that's all. I was totally Oingo Boingo, not Subway Jared.
I know it's weird. I broke it off with her last month because I just couldn't justify the weirdness to myself anymore, so save the lecture.
I...
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>>16813680
wow, I didn't know grown 27 yr old women could be autists, but here you are...
first, 9 years difference don't mean shit for consenting adults, so get over "the weirdness". you may have broken it off but in the future you'd do right by remembering your life is yours alone to live.
second, stop assuming shit and just fucking ask your sister. What is her age? You're 27 so I'm assuming she's an adult too. treat her like an adult and not and idiot and have a nice, healthy...
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Only in America you get shit like this. 18 is 18 dude, you can be sent off to another continent to kill others by your country, but it's strange if you want to have sexual relations with such people? even here you can drink at 18.
>That kid
>Jared
Holy fuck dude, again 18 is not a child, are you sure you didn't diddle a 13 year old?
>>16813698
AOOO AOOO AOOO AOOO AOOO
Hello /adv/. I've been thinking about if it's actually possible to have a romantic relationship in real life, like what are my odds to find a silent, smart and cute girl that I'll love and will love me back? I must admit that I'm sort of aware that it's pretty low, although some help would be nice.
It's possible.
Work at it, m8.
>>16813543
Any ideas for starters? How do you even find such a girl, I mean if I don't stand out much nobody will notice me yet if I stand out too much all I could get would be sluts.
>>16813538
>Is it possible
Yes
>It is worth it
Maybe
>What are the odds
Astronomically low
gl
I’ve had a gf for the past 2 ½ years. She went to study abroad (to Italy, were Mexicans) on September 9. She came back this Sunday.
We never had any sex because she became distant somewhere in the first quarter of 2015.
On November, I sent her a letter telling her all about how much I missed her, that I loved her and that I trusted her even though she barely spoke with me, that I had developed a growing sense of fear of losing her to some other man while she was away and how band it made me feel that she didn’t accept my skype friends request.
She sent...
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>>16813466
>she didnt accept my skype request
annnnnd, done.
>how do i confront her about the status of our relationship
by sending her a message / letter telling that its over.
>>16813466
>She omitted the faithfulness
She omitted my concerns about her faithfulness***
>>16813473
>by sending her a message / letter telling that its over.
Just like that?
I'm asking because I'm an aspie (professionally diagnosed) who can barely talk about serious stuff without crying (and I mean crying, not getting watery eyes) and she know this. She knows I lack social and emotional...
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>>16813489
try to be you. doesnt matter if you cry. everyone cries during break ups. just do what feels naturally, but make sure you end it. she does not respect you or the relationship.
id recommend not giving her the time of day. she didnt to you. id just respond to her last letter and say she doesnt have to worry abotu breaking up with you cuz you're dumping her now.
then never respond to her again
How fucked am I?
So I work with a girl who is sometimes training me ( I'm new at a job) we have been slowly becoming friends. We started to flirt a little, and on Valentine's weekend she texted me how sweet and great of a person I am. So finally I ask if she wants to go out and get a drink, she didn't say yes, she didn't say no... Now at work I can tell she is avoiding me. Yes she has a boyfriend, but I'm married. Honestly I just wanted a friend, and she acted like she was so excited to be my friend. So now literally as I type this we are in...
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Just talk with her and make your intentions clear. Worst thing that could happen is she has no interest in friends.
>Valentine's day
>drinks
There's your problem
>>16813446
I kinda did that already, that's what led to this situation. I "pulled the trigger" so to speak by just flat out asking her if she just wants to hang out. And now it is painfully weird.
It fucks with me so much knowing girls do nasty shit and you have no way of knowing. I always see shit like girls sitting around topless for some rich dude or some famous dude laying there with 10 naked girls around them. I'm always afraid I'll end up with one of those used up whores
Or you can learn to live without them.
It may take a bit of work but it would be more within your comfort zone.
>>16813427
do you live in los angeles? and if not why are you so fucking worried about all the girls in your town somehow knowing and partying with celebrities.
also, if you cant actually tell they are 'used up' by being with them, then SURPRISE, they aren't used up.
>>16813427
It's not like their hard to spot.
Got a job interview today for retarded people
what does it mean when a women keeps touching her hair and plays with her hair and makes deep eyecontact and smiles?
i once heard if women plays with hair it means she likes you
im not completely ugly but i dont know if this milf was just flirting with me or just being nice
>got a job interview for retarded people
So... you're going to get paid to be a retard?
Was this woman interviewing you or are these two seperate events?
Holy fuck can you sort out what you're going to say before you post it.
>>16813401
What is there not to understand? A job interview for retarded people
me retarded
me having job interview
>>16813366
It means focus on your job instead on your penis.
I'm always so freaked out about this shit.
Is there some way to definitively know if my balls are twisted? The internet says all it needs is half a rotation but my freaked out mind always says they are rotated like 20 times.
Also, is manual twisting a good idea? I mean, to fix the potentially dangerous twisting? How can I even know if I am twisting in the right direction?
>>16813336
Don't fuck around with your balls, go to someone who actually knows.
This sounds like one of those master ruses. If this shit's real, don't risk mutilating your balls further.
>>16813336
Just jiggle your balls when they are hanging.
Theyll straighten out when you give them room to breathe.
So my eyesight is starting to go, things at a distance are starting to look blurry. I got a prescription for glasses and oh boy do they help.
Should I be wearing them all the time or should I just use them when I absolutely need them. I've been told by some people that wearing them all the time will weaken my eyes and I've been told by some people wearing them will strengthen them.
>>16813315
If you drive it might be an issue reading street signs and whatnot.
>>16813323
Yeah, I'll use it when driving and stuff, but everythings so much clearer when I have them on i just wanna be wearing them all the time.
>>16813338
Do that, you are tiring out your eyes by not using glasses, and will actually worsen your eyesight. And glasses will help your eyes get a little better or at least stay the same, until you get old of course and things start fucking up
Or so my optometrician said when I first got glasses. I have gone 0,25 down in strength since I started using glasses fulltime when I was 17 (near-sightedness)
I'm 19
>virgin
>Decent looks
>Skinny, but no abs, no gut either
>Dick is about 6 and 7 inches or so.
>meet this 24 year old chick on tinder
>She's in a open marriage with her husband
>She's down with me coming over her place and fuck
>She thinks I'm cute
I'm honestly sick of waiting for "the right opportunity." She lives downtown, about a couple of miles away from me.
So here's the deal guys.
I have no experience but with my left hand. And I'm afraid of cumming too fast. And I don't want to look like a dweeb in front of her, since she said there's a probability that she'll hit me up again later if things go well.
What should I do so I last longer? One of my friends said that he jerked off 2-3 times 2 hours prior to his first time.
Is that a good option?
And how do I keep rhythm with hers or do I set it? What exercises should I try for this?
And if I nut too fast, should I proceed to eat her out or finger her to keep her pleased?
And what should I do after sex? Chill around? Watch movies with her? Leave?
I was honestly looking around for somebody I'm extremely comfortable with. But I'm honestly sick, and my circle of friends keep laughing at me for it. So fuck it.
Any tips guys?
>>16813307
Don't do that marriage thing. Sounds creeper.
Just find some skanch your own age?
>>16813307
i reckon you go for it. not many opportunities like this present themselves. even if you are shit, you will still get the experience. before fucking her, make sure you give her oral for a little while so even if you do fuck her and cum fast, she has still had an alright time.
>>16813312
Half the chicks in my college are stuck up as all hell. And I'm honestly bad at talking to girls, especially small talk. So find a bitch that's willing to fuck is a miracle of a sort.
Note: She doesn't know I'm a virgin
So a girl from my circle of friends invited us to watch deadpool. I was the only one who could go and now we're going to be alone.
How do I now if she is interested in me? Any tips in picking up hints of interest? I'm not delusional, just don't want to lose a chance.
>>16813303
>still deluasional
she invited all the friends, she had no intention on being alone with you in first place, stop being a thirsty autist.
>>16813314
>implying it wasn't her idea to get the two of them alone
You're a dense faggot.
>>16813314
She did invite all the friends, yes, but she might still be interested. That's just the situation, I have lost oportunities like these before because I did not pick up the hints.
>>16813319
It really wasn't.
How do you beat the setback that comes with having a gap on your resume?
>>16813264
Depending on what kind of work you do, you can just claim you were self-employed.
Otherwise, if you have a reasonable explanation, it's not really that big of a deal.
Say that you were working with a family member for a time, doing freelance work, stuff like that that you wouldn't be able to create a reference for.
Depends on why you weren't working.
