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I'm getting kicked out of my apartment for smoking weed :(
What should I do?
Post about it on 4chan
>>16808366
Stop smoking weed.
>>16808366
Stop smoking weed.
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What are some good tips for a first date? I just asked a cute girl out who supposedly also likes me yesterday, and she said yes. This will be the first time ever I go out with a girl.
Don't overthink it, if it's meant to be it'll go fine naturally without you trying too much. Just make sure you're not dressed like a tard and that your breath doesnt stink and double check that you applied your deodorant
>>16808350
What to do if you don't know what to say next? It's always my biggest fear.
if you really like her, don't mention or even attempt sex.
This is literally my situation. 22 years old. Never had one real relationship. Talked to one girl but just all of a sudden ignored me. Uses Tinder and Match with no results. Can /adv help ease the pain at least
Get a prostitute and lose your virginity. If you can't get 1 match on tinder, then it is hopeless.
No, but alcohol can.
Ar you going to college? Try to talk to people in classes there. Try community college if not
Is it possible to tell a friend that his 10-year-old daughter is beautiful without being suspected of being a pedo?
>>16808295
some classic bait
they'll reply to anything
Fuck off.
Are you 11? If no then no.
My girlfriend's dad has gotten progressively more unstable.
>first get with GF at summer before Junior Year
>he seems like a cool dude that's into milsurp
>we immediately get along, talk about government shit
>talks to me about 9/11 being an inside job
>provides a decent amount of evidence to support his claims
>I decide it's plausible
>started delving into more crazy shit
>says that not only aliens are present in the universe(statistically true), but that they've made contact with Earth (Implausible)
>starts talking about how United States will enter massive depression in the very next week
>claims to have 125k of silver/gold stores up, only has 23k income
>believed jade helm
>believes wifi causes cancer
etc.
He's one of the nicest guys that I've met, but he's very controlling of his daughter.
>gf deciding on what college she wants to go to
>her dad makes up scenario of a Russian Military man following him in a Goodwill to harass him because he knows "secrets"
>said military man was apparently seen at multiple places that are hours away
>tried to convince gf that the college is unsafe because of military base 30 miles away.
Shit like that.
What the fuck do I do? He showed the two of us a few videos of visual signal loss on news stations, causing distortion, and claimed that those people were reptilian shape-shifters. He owns lots of weaponry, and I don't believe that he means any harm, but this is getting scary.
I think you should go ask advice from a psychiatrist instead of /adv/.
>>16808283
I am 18 years old and still in highschool. I cannot afford a psychiatrist.
This girl is currently in college and we're promised to each other. I don't want to sever my relation with her by suggesting such a thing. She doesn't believe nearly all of what he does. She's a very smart girl in STEM, but she doesn't seem to be as concerned about the situation as she should be.
Please help me, guys. I'm afraid that it might get out of hand.
>>16808315
If things go any further with her, you realize you're gonna be dealing with him for forever unless he passes, right? You need to have a long discussion with her about it. If she brushes it off he's just going to emotionally drain you like a parasite for however long your together, and he'd do the same to any more bfs she'd have. Remember when your in a relationship with someone your in a relationship with the rest of their family too
I was a socially awkward and high school but i was good at sports so I became best friends with a mega chad have not seen him that much for few years but he texted me because we are both in town again and wants me to chill with him and these 3 girls. Only problem is since highschool i've become even more of a beta autismo and I can't even hold I conversation also a virgin. I know one of the girls likes me and is ez and also a 10/10. /adv/ how do I get laid tomorrow night this could be my only chance before i become a wizard.
>>16808248
somebody please respond
if she already likes you then you don't have to do anything you already did it
just don't be a pussy
Cancel it because you will fuck up. A beta faggot does not become a stud overnight.
Okay so I purchased a massage from someone on backpage using my debit card and it eventually escalated into a sex act in which the merchant swiped my card again. The merchant overcharged the fuck out of me. A total of $1000 for what I was told was only $150 when I let them swipe my card on their reader so I was pretty much robbed. Didn't get receipt, typed pin nor did I sign anything.
What can I do about this? Can I go through my bank and file a claim for fraud? Will they get my money back from merchant? Since merchant swiped my card does this mean they have my name?...
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>>16808237
get that bitch arrested for prostitution give a tip to the police saying that she asked you to pay her for sex
Call the cops, seems pretty simple to me.
>>16808264
>>16808259
I don't know her name though.
Clearly was using a fake name on her ad.
Aussie here, and looking around Australia is looking like a worse and worse country to live in (high cost of living, shitty infrastructure and culture unless getting drunk and eating overcooked meat suits you), curious about people's experiences moving from one country to another and wherever they currently are.
Go live in the US. Now that is a based country. PS, UK sux don't come here.
>>16808142
I assume you want to move to an English speaking country, right? Everywhere else in the western world is worse than Aussie and NZ.
>>16808168
Fuck, forgot to say that. Yeah, don't know any other language, though after experiencing aussie internet I'm prepared to learn any language to use proper internet for a change.
>worse than Aussie and NZ
Australia just has this attitude of "that'll do" and sooner or later shit is going to get much worse (survived the GFC pretty well but now are in financial shit because "she'll be good" government the last few years)
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I have an average size penis, yet am left with so fucking much to unravel when I take a condom off.
Why can't they make the universal size of condoms for average guys, and have special big ones for more blessed guys?
They're not supposed to fit tightly. Otherwise they'd burst when you did.
>>16808066
I never put that together...
Related question here.
How the hell do you know which size condoms to buy?
hey /adv/
I'm thinking of breaking down all barriers and going public with how weird I am
I'll stop hiding my drug use , go crazy with hair like shaving it and dying it pink
Get tattoos
Wear amine girl t shirts
Wear whatever I want in public
Put my waifu body pillow in the car with me
Grow my facial hair
Fit my prelude out like kanjozoku and race on the streets during the early hours of the morning
I mean, why not?
I'm sick of the rules
/adv/ice?
>tfw 4chan deletes your post
dont let people see u do drugs
a joint in public is fine but obviously doing something else is fucked. also if you drink, being drunk in public isnt cool either.
other than that go for it
>>16807978
Please document your breakdown for future reference.
>>16807984
I won't go around screaming about it , but I also won't hide it
I had to hide smoking cigs, probably won't do weed , heroin, coke, or lsd in public lol
What are my options? I didn't get into uni, no CC. Was interested in merchant Marines
I need advice
Pic related is me
I feel so hopeless
Do I take up a trade? How do I do anything ? What so I pick? Maybe army is better? Merchant marine better?
What the fuck have I worked for all these years
>>16807906
The SIU's UA program takes fucking degenerates all the time. If you have a brain cell in your head you'll be accepted and it's a good way to enter the industry.
Sucks ass though, telling you now.
>>16808773
Wait why? I'm not stupid
How many femanons are on suicide watch because they don't have a date tonight?
Haha are you fucking kidding me? You're a joke.
Get over yourself
>>16807802
I did my fair share of lifesaving today.
now all my dude friends think I'm a faggot
I'm pretty gud
It's my number 1 goal in life to be the edgiest thing on this planet. I've realized to become this edgy 7 foot tall demon monster I must have discipline. Hide in the shadows. Speak only when spoken to.
I just want to unleash my edge all the time tho. Like this edgy evilness demon form Ive been trying to manifest for years is almost here. But I got carpal tunnel now so yeah. What should I do?
kill urself dum shitposter
checkem fago
>>16807817
Am I at least edgy tho?
Wear only black.
Brood as much as possible.
Dismiss any opinions openly.
And say, "Pshh Nothing personal kid" frequently.
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Are there any easy to get computer-related jobs for someone with only a high school diploma?
I know my way around Microsoft computers, and have read multiple programming books in my spare time (programming is what I'm going to school for). I was thinking something where I help less computer-competent people with problems or something.
I know some peope who do this, and they say sometimes they even get to jut sit at the computer behind a desk, and dick around on the internet while getting paid (maybe when things are less busy)
I really want a laidback...
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>>16807684
bump bumpin
>>16807684
hey man I graduated computer science and I work minimum wage as a programmer.
>>16807684
I have one and i feel guilty when i have 2+ paid hours of surfing a day. You don't know what you're asking for, and I'd much rather have a busier job. I'd quit if i wasnt getting paid so much and had other skills to get a comparable wage elsewhere.
I feel like a liar and a loser in this job.
My boyfriend and I are approaching our one year anniversary. I asked him if he wanted to celebrate and he said we could just get food from Outback Steakhouse or something.
I don't mind simple celebrations like getting good food. But I know for a fact that he went all our for his ex for their one year anniversary. He bought her flowers, chocolates, and they spent three days at Universal in Orlando for a romantic weekend.
I can also name a number of occasions where he has mentioned things he did for her, that he hasn't done for me.
Tldr;
>bf...
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We all go all out in early relationships. It's not that he particularly cared more for her than you, but that he was a faggot and overcompensated for insecurity with lavish trips and shit. Stop being a shallow cunt and get you a nice steak, sweetheart.
>>16807678
Why the fuck do women have to throw a fucking fit over nothing?
Or more importantly, why don't you just, I don't know, ASK HIM?
If it bothers you, ASK HIM. If it doesn't, DON'T. IT'S FUCKING SIMPLE.
It's stupid. I did a lot of shit for my first gf. You know why? Because I was fucking stupid at that point. I thought I was supposed to throw away all of this money or they'd leave me for instance. I'm much more laid back nowadays.
If you feel like you're being neglected, talk to him. But you arent by your own admission, you're just trying to compare two totally separate relationships without any of the relevant context. If you really think it's all that important talk to him, but odds are it'll just ruin the mood for him especially...
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