There's waaaaaay too much whitespace in there. It feels like you're trying to pad it out. Don't double space *everything*, just leave a line break between separate sections.

>>16800869
Noted thanks. But I feel that doesn't have to do with the reasoning... just feel like complete shit I didn't even get a call or an email

>>16800869
Other than that, the style of it just feels very bland. Honestly I'm not really a fan of the sans serif (especially when bold) or the grey highlights.

You might consider using multiple columns. For your work history, one line could have the company name on the left and the city on the right, and the next line could have your title on the left and the dates on the right. Makes better use of your page space whilst not cramming it in too tight

>>16800816
stop purchasing alcohol?

learn to listen. i have a friend that never shuts the fuck up. i can't get a word in, always interrupts. he catches himself interrupting me and apologizes and says "i really need to work on that, sorry man." it's fucking annoying. if you just want to jerk off to your own voice then make a vlog or something.

>>16800821
I do listen, or at least I think I do, but nobody else ever seems to have anything to say. I don't interrupt. I don't know if I'm talking over anyone if nobody else is talking.

>>16800816
That bird is cute as hell.

Maybe try and ask direct questions? "How do you feel about that". Then listen.
Maybe people like to listen to you? I'm a listener and I love it when the other is more talkative.

suck the milk, it won't come off by itself

Quit fapping and build up testosterone, buy your food from a farmers market instead of a supermarket to defend from xenestrogens. See a doctor and tell him you have gyno.

>>16800814
I fap 2-3 times a dayxl, is that too much?

Oh look another petty revenge thread. Fucking pathetic.

You let a girl take advantage of you physically, emotionally, and mentally... Yeah makes sense a weak faggot like yourself would think revenge is the answer.

>>16800684
I'll tell you this: nothing you could do to her will undo anything she did to you and it won't make you feel better. Worst case scenario it will be used against you.
Get therapy and be happy she's out of your life now.

>>16800709
Wow anon you're so cool.

Good for that "job guy" for stopping to pay for 5 squatters.

I recommend getting a job.

>>16800600
How are we squatters? Some of us still have incomes, he's just the most well paid.

>>16800491
Embarrass him bad!

>>16800491

Ignore it unless he crosses the line with her, or blatantly challenges/disrespects you. Then, take the chance to show him his place. By the sound of it, he probably will give you a reason pretty soon. Until then, act like that passive-aggressive bitch shit doesn't even bother you.

>>16800537
This is what I subconsciously wanted to hear

just get a gf

if you really enjoyed being around people platonically you would have friends already

>>16800978
Thanks jerk. OP should go down to the girlfriend store and just pick one up and take it home. Surely that will work.

the only thing wrong with you is your self esteem

No help?

>>16800423
I don't even know what the hell is going on in your story.

Are you currently preggers? Who was dad? How old are you?

You should cut contact with them. You should also learn the lesson that your feelings are for you and you alone. You were given a brain to share with other people and a heart to keep to yourself. Don't even go confessing your feelings to the people you fancy. Just use your brain to act on those feelings. The emotions stay with you and you alone. No blabbing to friends or family or even bartenders.

>>16800240
No you fucking retard, you're going to regret it unless you're certain about wanting a design. If you're getting a tattoo just for the heck of it you're an idiot.

>>16800256
I wanted a tattoo of a laughing skull with a cigar in its mouth for about six months, but then I kind of got tired of it. What are some good ideas to help come up with a design I would want?

>>16800263
confirmed troll

being a guy, no
is this advice

...yes.

Women exist as people, not in order to be reliable and to better serve you, lol.

Yeah
because women are more reliable than men (from experience with gf's, coworkers, all the single mums out there, that one thing that happen in congress when there was a huge storm and only the women came through, the female judges that all voted for gay rights that caused the gay marriage rights thing to pass, girls who have given me rides to places, etc)
but it's facebook and everyone is a retard so just let it go

We're just different people. We want different things in life. Different goals. Etc

>>16800204
Why do you allow others to interfere with your relationships? Why do you give a shit just get it over with

>>16800204
>I spend 3 years on a relationship just because I didn't know how to break up. Almost committed suicide because of this. Don't waste your time with a relationship that will not be good for you, mate.

Break up and say something like - "I'm not ok and i don't know how to describe it, it's not like i'm thinking about anyone else, we should break up, if you love me, you will understand it"..

Something like that....

>>16800073
Idgaf, but wow that horse is spectacular

>>16800103
really ? That's an Akhal Teke and i think they look quite weird, especially this one

Dude most people are straight up garbage. They put on a mask everyday and smile, whether they are happy or not is another matter, but you can be the same thing and look "normal."

Start slow, look at people in the eyes, look at what they do when they're talking to people to see how they interact. Literal babies can do this. You might think you are a piece of shit, but most people are, so really you're not. You're a normal person and you deserve normal person things.

>>16799993
It's not good, pal...also, apparently you have a small dick. I'd quit it.

>>16799993

It says "kawaaaiaaa desu-cahn misubishi honda toyota streeet fita 4. also rice and sake make for gud yum yums... Chad also taught me to like white dicks. It was so fast, he just came up to me as said "herrow" and next thing we knew, I was showing him another definition of "chopsticks"." No need to thank me OP, just doin' my duty.

Also, sorry, seems like she's fucking chad.

>>16799993
Ching chong nip nong Danny Devito

Me too, man. I hate myself and I think too much about everything and I think about suicide so often I'm not sure anymore whether it's just habit or they're genuine thoughts.

But yeah. Life is shitty and I'm not sure I've ever been in love.

Is there some specific thing you want advice on, or are you looking for 2/3 replies encouraging you to get help and 1/3 telling you to do it?

>>16801090
Do what? I'm not wanting to off myself, I just need help getting off the rollercoaster.
i.e., How do I stop falling in love so easily and worrying so much?

>>16799570
Keep flooding it with warm water, as hot as you can stand having in your ear. It will soften it and the q tip will gradually remove it layer by layer.

At this point you should visit an ENT doctor to have it examined and cleaned. From that point forward, make sure you generously flush your ear canal with warm shower water to promote the natural outward flow of wax. You should only be using a swab to collect the wax which has worked its way to the outer ear.

An ear-nose-throat doctor can easily clear it up if you wanna drop some cash on fixing up your ears.

Otherwise just do >>16799577