>>16799034

Mostly fart on each other.

Cum inside because IUDs are cool

sex, dates movies...
ehh mostly eat together

If it's true dump her immediately.

Go for a walk, cool down. Then talk to her about it, then think about it. You're just letting emotion cloud your judgment right now. She didn't actually cheat, she did something stupid while drunk.

You're not overreacting. Also, that's fucking gross dude.

If nothing else, drop her for being disgusting.

you sure it's yours?

Yes 100% sure.

>>16800220
>I do not accept the fact that her body will be destroyed so soon in our life.
How so? If she takes care of herself, nothing should change.

>>16800197
It's probably your personality.

>>16800197
not rich, unattractive personality, unattractive body/face. Most be something of those three.

>>16800199

This.

Being successful with girls is about 99% your character, and 1% your looks.

Although if you have money you can cheat, and it doesn't matter who you are or what you look like.

It won't take you long in life to realise that all the dudes who are successful with chicks are those who a) have their shit together, b) have the confidence to ask a girl out, c) can take charge of a situation, d) treat their girl well (obviously there are some people who resort to straight up abuse...
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>>16800081
If you're still at uni, you can join clubs.

If you've finished uni and are currently friendless like me, then I have no idea.

4chan is of very little help, more so these past few months.

I haven't seen the NEET thread in quite a while.

>>16800124
Yeah I think truckerfag stopped posting here to avoid me. Those threads were just sad anyway.

I'm in my late 20s and doing school with a bunch of 19 year old kids. Kind of a blah situation. Also I don't have any bfs and that sucks.

My best friend is a cat and she bites me.

>>16800139
I found truckerfag to be a smug prick.

Anyway you could still join one of the nerdier clubs, I doubt they'd have high standards.

If there was only one other thing that I regretted aside from not working harder, it is not joining the anime club.

>My best friend is a cat and she bites me.
Get a new cat?

I'm sure someone, somewhere, will like it. The same can be said of any accent.

>>16798319
Oh yeah. I love it. Much better than that nasal eastern braying or ghetto ranting.

>>16798352
>I love it
this is bait

How do you look?

>>16798274
I guess I am average-looking, but I look a bit younger than my actual age (maybe around 30?)

Pics so we can review

>>16797724
>I have trouble dating and meeting women.
elaborate.

I'm an Asian woman, but I have trouble meeting Asian men. I'm social and outgoing, so I meet a lot of people. Everywhere I go, I see:
> 90% white men
> 5% Indian
> 5% black or mexican

I guess I could hang around the Chinese Cultural Center or take kung fu classes, but seriously, it's like Asian men just play vidya all day and never go outside.

>>16797750
Not OP, but it Depends on culture I guess, most Asians are either really insular and only hang out with other Asians, or are those that exclude it altogether and dont go for Asian men. Feels bad since I am the latter in that I have zero connection to my culture, which makes it hard to find anyone like me since they move onto other kinds of people if they do away wtih the culture I feel. Feels bad since I cant get into the insular groups because of that

>>16801255
Ever since then I never tried to have a relationship with a girl.
Went through high school basically conditioning myself to never think of girls as anything more than friends, even though I was hardcore crushing on a few but there was literally no way for me to have any sort of relationship without my family knowing
>can't text
>family will check phone records for call history
>obviously can't bring a girl over
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Was this too much to ask of /adv/?

>>16801255
>eventually they "forgive me" and get over it, but who the fuck are they to be forgiving shit when they did me wrong?

Christian family, then?

>I feel like time is slipping away and I'm missing my chance and if I wait too long I'll be stuck like this forever.

Nah, you got time. Sounds like you're still living at home. Are they still checking your phone and shit and interfering with your personal life?

you should learn to have some standards for the poeple you surround yourself with

>>16801086
>friends
>girlfriend

Why did u do this 2 urself also try taking a step back and realizing how pathetic these people are

Find a hobby btw

Stop being such a fucking faggot and enter the company of people who aren't such shitbags.

Hay broh.

I found that as long as you get past that initial first moment of feeling like you're coming you're good. You just need to slow it down as soon as you feel it.

Also, having your cock way up in the puss is a sure way to come faster. You should be getting full strokes out of your cock against the vagina. For instance, in missionary, instead of just having 3/4 of your penis in there and moving 2 cm back and forth, this in my opinion, is what causes you to come too fast - instead you should be taking your cock out so only 1/4 is still in then putting...
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>>16800233
Ive only had the opposite problem. I wasnt able to orgasm from sex.
Issue was that all my life since a little child I found the peeing as far back as possible was the cool thing to do. In elementary we used to pee from the other side of the room and have contest to see who could do it the furthest.
Turns out that the muscles used to pee harder are also used during sex and control when you orgasm. I had been doing kegels since little so it took me a really long time to get off.

>>16800233
Anytime I feel myself about to cum and i want to hold off, i concentrate on something else while taking it slow.

Pretty generic advice, but it works.

It sucks that it happened, but you're lucky it happened now. 1 and a half years is a long time, but you weren't married, you didn't have kids, and this girl was a ticking time-bomb. You didn't know it, and maybe she didn't know it either, but there was always going to be a Chad with a Camaro who gave her some attention, and it was always gonna end up like this.

Not all women are like this. You're still young, you can start over and try again. You dodged the bullet.

Just don't take her back when she asks you to. 90% odds she will...
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>>16800172
>90% odds she will try to come back to you, but just don't fall for it.

That's what everyone is saying. She's younger than me and she has low self esteem, so she is very impressed with the "Chad with a Camaro who gives her attention" thing. I'm 26 btw, she is 20.

It's just so painful closing my eyes and imagining the woman I love spread eagle with some random dirtball guy balls deep in her.

>>16800186

Like I said, not all women are like this. Poor impulse control like that is more of an innate personality thing than a young-and-dumb thing, she'll be the same way when she's 30.

>>16799601
So what exactly do you need advice on?

if you don't get in your life is most definitely not over

>>16799619
how do i do it? how do i be as cool as you?
>>16799620
it most definitely is

>>16793771
shoulda just said you don't really have plans and turned the question around

Hahaha

>>16793771


fucked up u did

>>16800686
It's already too late for you...You went full on faggot for even thinking wearing those as a dude was okay. Pretty soon you'll be sucking cocks and before you know it you'll be getting fucked in the ass.

Don't worry though. It's 2016. It's cool to be a fag.

>>16800686
Do you frequently masturbate to the Pokemon theme song?

>>16800686
you look like a cuck, go to the gym and get buff