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26/wm here.
girlfriend just left for the night. I've got hundreds of dollars on me and I desperately want a blowjob. how do I find a bitch willing to come out and suck my dick? I don't even care about price.
craigslist post?
backpage?
btw I'm in a college town. fuck there's gotta be at least one college slut willing to come over and suck me off for 100 bucks.
>>16800216
Depe>>16800040
Whixh town
I tried to stop since December 31 but have failed at it at least 3 times.
>>16800038
Why the fuck you should? It's good and it's a natural desire.
>>16800054
i didnt ask if i should or not
>>16800038
Well, in this case.. You can but you will suffer with some wet nights. It's natural to your body create sperms and use it.
>nuff said
>read on a book talking about priest problems.
hey /b/, just wondering how many people are/were in the position I am in and what you would do to change it.
I am currently 24, and I have had a 4 year post at a respectable career that has a furture (programming), but I got to a point where I was sick with it. I was smoking weed from about 17 years old, and I have regretted that decision from when I was about 20 years old, yet I still cannot stop. I have now not smoked in 5 days, which is the latest in a long line of give up attempts and I always seem to relapse. I once managed 1/2 a year, but that was the longest by far. I resort to borrowing money and getting myself into a position I cannot afford rent. When I try to give up, I end up drinking more and when I stop that, I end up gambling. I have an addictive personality at the end of the day, but I have no idea what to do to stop it. I know I am destroying my life, but I want that to stop.
Anyone going/gone through something similar, please let me know! would be appreciated!
people like you disgust me
>>16800036
I don't know man. I smoked weed since I was 15. But since I finished first year of university, I smoked less and less, eventually I was only smoking two times per year.Then I had a crazy period when I smoked loads of weed everyday for 7 months, then I stopped out of nothing, cold turkey, without any problems at all. Now I will still smoke a joint from time to time, but only at a party with friends. Weed was never problem for me. And I find it the easiest drug to stop using. My criptonite on the other hand is tabbacco. I have a big problem with cigarettes...
>>16800036
Just grow your own so you're not spending that much money. Problem solved.
So I bought a shirt off a site called Threadless as gift for my boyfriend.
I purchased the shirt on Jan 31. Since then I had received no notification if my package was shipped or not. Every time I logged in and checked the tracking it would send me to a DHL page with no tracking info available.
With it being a few days before Valentine's Day, I eventually tried looking up the tracking number on usps and lo and behold, it says the package was delivered last friday, Feb 5th around 3pm.
Except I remember being home all that day because I worked from home and the door bell never rang. Nothing was left in the mailbox either. So it was either never delivered, was sent to the wrong address, or someone stole it.
So I call the local post office, and they said our trusty mailman did deliver it to my place that day.
They said they also recieved info from the company that sent the shirt on Feb 7th but that I had to contact them what it's all about.
Either way I never got my package and Im just super confused about the whole thing.
What do I do?
>>16800022
I should add, super confused, upset and frustrated and don't know where to start in this whole matter.
Bump plz
Okay so I'm inviting my ex over tomorrow in hopes to get some pussy. She said she could probably make it, unless it's gets too bad tomorrow (we are supposed to get a lot of snow). Well I said what do you wanna do, and she replied "we can do whatever" with a smiley face. I'm just curious if she is getting the hint of what I'm hoping happens. I'm kinda worried she may think I want to get back together though.
>>16799994
Well I hope you didn't give her the impression you wanted to.
You're kind of a scumbag for just inviting her over to pump and dump though, unless she's down for it too.
18yo virgin considering to have sex with guys, I'm straight but I really want to have sex, what should I do?
;_;
>>16799970
>considering to have sex with guys, I'm straight
Chances are you're not. Also, it's harder to find a gay partner than a straight one most of the time, you're severely limited in terms of choice there.
>>16799970
what makes you think faggots want you?
>>16799979
craiglist, also I'm not ugly but I am socially retarded
So I haven't done anything for my gf yet for valentine's day
what do?
fuck her right in the pussy
>>16799965
A local event. Like a valentine themed thing.
For example, I am taking my gf to the old state penitentary because it'll be filled with flowers and is kind of a cool, neat thing. We're doing this after we have a picnic in the park. Would do foothills but too dry right now.
Also, write her a poem and do some origami. Just something small like a heart envelope. I did that. Easy to do and she loves cute shit like that.
Hey /adv/
I hate my boss. I've hate him for years. I don't know if you all care why, but he's driven me to commit suicide 3 separate times.
This whole job is a prison.
I've been lucky enough to find my way out that isn't in such misery and sadness but I'm actually worried for other people who might take this job,
He's put me through hell for years, and I can't let him do the same to another person. With every technician he's every abused I've felt their pain and shared it. If I'm not their to help bear the burden of his harassment, I don't know what will happen to the poor bastard who takes my job.
My current plan is to say he molested me when I first started working with him alone.
I'm sorry, my question is now that I'm getting out what is the best way I can ruin this man professionally?
>>16799949
bump
please guys,I'm pretty stressed out about this
>>16799949
Don't do that. Just because he's a jerk doesn't mean you need to ruin his life.
The only thing you can do is get a bunch of coworkers with you, and you all tell him, together, he's an asshole, or tell his higher up that he's abusive.
Best thing is, he reflects on his personally and changes. Worst thing is he keeps being an ass. Then you just quit and move on.
Long story short, love girlfriend but have an urge to experience single life again.
What do? Quash the urges or give in?
Give in and put her back on the market. Qt.
Me and my boyfriend have been going though a bad time and My boyfriend tells his parents everything. Even my personal problems that he promised me he wouldn't tell everyone. He is so sentimental and sensitive he cries a lot. You might be thinking he must be 17/18 ... He's fucking 26!!!!!! I don't know what do to is this normal?
No he sounds like a man child.
>>16799872
probably not
Its a quality you don't like.
Fix or live with it.
>Be me
>Think I have a ear infection
>Feel something in my ear move when I told my head
>Ear is muffled and hurts like a bitch
>What is it /adv/?
Sorry, I meant tilt my head .
You have a live insect inside your ear canal. It'll probably rupture your ear drum at night and you'll cry like a bitch.
>>16799882
Highly doubt it because I don't feel any movement when still, unless that bitch is dead, I don't I ate some spicy chips fell asleep and woke up with the pain.
Broke up with gf recently. It was a non-healthy, toxic relationship where she just ignored me.
But somehow i'm feeling like shit, even though I took the decision to break up. I think I miss her or something. But I want to move on and get through this.
I see her almost daily, can't avoid that sadly. She seems happy, keeps dating and being nice with her friends and that stuff.
Any tips to get through this? I feel like shit desu.
>>16799818
Make a thread about it
>>16799841
Wow, now I feel so much better. Thanks!
Fuck random females. It'll cure all that ails you. Or smoke weed. Or drink. Vices man, we all have them. Find yours. Personally all three of those work for me.
So I discovered my ex has been using this fake persona of a guy to make me jealous(?) I'm not actually sure what her reason was but I assume that's it.
She wanted to remain friends and stay in contact, and she even brought up the possibility of being together at one point. She just needed to "be single for a little while". I didn't buy it, of course, but I went along with it and dated some girls and admittedly, I did show them off to her, but I didn't date them for that sole purpose.
Every time I talk about them, she brings up this fake guy. I didn't care about him for awhile. Until recently, I had a crazy night with a girl I've been seeing, I posted some pictures online and she messages me saying that she's starting to have strong feelings for this fake guy and that he's coming over to her apartment tonight and she's asking me what I should do. The whole thing is sketchy.
I'm pissed at her for even telling me about this so I decide to Google him and search him on social media. Absolutely nothing comes up. This isn't even a real name. It doesn't even string together. Its the most fake sounding name in the universe too. I demand her that she link me to his 'so called' Instagram and twitter profiles and of course she refuses. She's now blocked on every outlet possible.
/adv/ I'm asking you. If this profile really is fake, why does she do this? Why go through all this? I loved her, more than anything. She broke up with me. So why still bother trying to make me jealous? Why does she care? None of this makes sense.
Ok
>>16799810
She dug a hole for herself.
At first she must have just wanted you to want here more, but now it's spinning out of control and is afraid to lose you. Now you have total power here.
You have the choice: Dump Her or Get Back
>>16799810
>I loved her, more than anything. She broke up with me. So why still bother trying to make me jealous?
She's annoyed that you were able to get over her and get with other women. When a girl dumps a guy, she's EXPECTING him to be crushed and depressed and alone and begging her to come back for at least half a year. Anything less, they take it as an insult, and some of them go a bit crazy over it.
COMPUTER UPGRADE PROBLEM
I bought a new graphics card an it requires more power than my current computer power cables supply. Can I get more power without needing to buy an completely new power converter?
>>16799829
So I need a new power supply?
>>16799809
Nope, that can't be done, and you should have checked the specs before you bought the card. MSI make some fairly decent cards that don't require additional power connectors. Obviously you won't get a titan like that, but I know they do a gtx 750 ti, the twin frozr g series one, that gets everything it needs from the pci-e port.
This'll sound fucking retarded (and it is), but how do you get over the fact that your SO finds other people attractive? And that some of those people will also hit on your SO? It annoys me so much. My girlfriend brought up a guy who comes into her cafe occasionally saying he has a cool style and mentioned that he's handsome. I trust her, and she always talks about how good looking I am, but how can I get over these insane insecurities?
I understand it's natural to find other people attractive, just can't get my brain to deal with it at times.
Make more money and fuck other girls. She will stop looking at other guys, as long as you treat her nicely as well.
>>16799776
These aren't "insane insecurities," they're pretty normal insecurities. Most couples just don't bother to share things like that with each other, because it makes most people feel exactly the way you're feeling right now. Like, if I told my girlfriend I found another girl attractive, she'd be upset with me. If I told her I found one of her friends attractive, she'd completely lose her mind over the course of several weeks. I'm not going to cheat on her, there's no reason for me to tell her whether I find someone "hot" or "not hot," it has no bearing on our relationship whatsoever, so I DON'T BRING IT UP.
Try it out on your girlfriend. See how she likes it. Start offhandedly mentioning "cute" girls, tell a story about one of your female friends and throw in something like "and she was looking really good yesterday, too" and just watch what happens. I guarantee she isn't going to make a thread on /adv/ asking how to "get over her insecurities."
>>16799781
I don't think financial security comes into it. A woman with an incredibly rich boyfriend is still going to appreciate good looking fellas. Plus I treat her pretty nicely. Within reason, anyway.
