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I don't think i have a premature ejactulation though it is somewhat below average. This wasn't a problem with my ex or previous sexual partners though there was more condom use back then.
So what do I do here?
>>16799505
The Multi-Orgasmic Man. Read the book, jump all the shit about religion and shit.
>>16799510
Does it talk about things such as how weight and sedentary lifestyles (of both partners not just the male) affect the issue?
>>16799517
Get fit do cardio be an alpha male faggot
I can't stop masturbating. Every morning, I jerk off looking at shit on my phone.
If I come home from work in the evening, and have the place to myself (not as often as I'd like) i crank one out.
I literally do this shit on the daily.
I didn't do it today (yet) and I'd prefer not to, my dick is raw in spots and needs to heal up, but I just can't stop jerking off.
I have a very active sex life too, but I'd almost always much prefer to just jerk off alone.
why does the webm not load??
>>16799455
There is no secret dude.
>>16799455
So?
Unless you gain health problems, it stops you from doing important tasks, or if you start cumming/peeing blood, there is nothing wrong with jerking it a lot
Who cares what a bunch of anons on 4chan say "oh it makes me Happier." Bullshit.
I am wanting to build something and don't kno what to build, any ideas?
Build a Harem
>>16799428
Read a carpentry book, should get quite a lot of ideas from one.
try building a real image first
I will spend 2 days in Beijing, how are chinese women? Anyone care to share some experience?
>>16799422
ask >>>/trv/
It is a stupid question tho
Not looking for advice. I have to go to the office, and give testimony that a coworker has been sleeping on the job and steeling supplies. I have the support of my superiors, but I fear reprisals from this person.
Give me your energy. I fear him to be knocking on my door if this does not go well. Wish me luck.
can you not report him anonymously?
there's this insanely cute girl that sits a few rows back from me in one of my classes. it's a large lecture class with 300+ people.
would it be considered weird if I went up after class and started a convo with her? nothing major, I figured I could just ask a question or make a comment about the class. like "hey do you know when the quiz is?" and just go from there.
I usually meet girls through my group of friends, but I realize I'm going to have to break away from that soon because I'm at my college the majority of the time.
sit next to her?
>>16799396
I can't
it's a month into the semester and she sits with friends
also I'm talking in general- for any girl in a class.
>>16799400
after-class convos arent ideal for that. sit next to them
Hey /adv/, how do you deal with stalking people too far online and then interacting with them IRL? I went too deep into somebody's Internet life (not that deep, but it's still really suspicious) and found out we have similar interests and now want to talk to them in person but I have no idea how to make it sound natural. Plus I am bad at lying. Fuck.
>>16799391
"Hey i saw something in common on social media with you, i was just looking around and found that you like ...."
Hey /soc/, how do I gather loyal pawns under me. I think it would be useful to have people that I can easily control.
>"Do my bidding you mere peasants!" "I am the ultimate superior gentleman, AHAHAHAHA!l"
Last night the police arrested my new housemate for rape, I have only spoken to him twice and have no idea or opinion whatsoever on whether he did it or not (other than he seemed a bit weird).
Didn't know him before he moved in, the landlord just throws anyone in the house who will pay rent
Will the police tell my landlord?
Should I tell my landlord?
Other thoughts / experience with similar situations?
pic is hot girl like he might have raped
bump, should I take this to /b/? They love rapists
>>16799371
i would assume your landlord would be informed. I'm not entirely sure how it works but I believe they get an arrest warrant unless he was arrested during the crime and show the landlord. I would tell the landlord just to be sure.
>>16799444
good point, completely forgot about warrants. Think I'm gonna wait out the weekend to see if anything happens then tell the landlord
Ive been doing no fap 2016 and Im worried about the side effects.
I can now get an erection whenever I want and the erections feel harder, but the girth has decreased by about a quarter of an inch. The length has decreased by about half.
Im really worried no fap is shrinking my dick. My dick is larger than average and Im happy with it, but I definitely dont want to lose size.
Ive been telling myself that its just because my dick is only at 90% erection since Im not masturbating it to get it to 100%. But I feel like thats just me lying to myself.
Am I unreasonably worried.
You mean they didn't tell you that no fap ultimately leads to no penis? It will keep getting shorter and shorter until there's nothing left.
>>16799473
This
Then if you try to masturbate and rub the place of your dick it will get deeper and deeper and you will grow a pussy. In the end you will turn into one giant cunt.
>>16799351
why are you even doing no fap? it seems completely pointless. you are just worry anyway. you can't lose dick size because you dont wank.
Been with this guy named Matt for 3 years now and we just moved in 6 months ago. We have had our ups and downs. The other night I wanted us to go out and get cake at this diner but he simply did not want to go. I didn't want to go alone. So we just sat home doing our own thing.
I know Matt and I have been this struggle, I've been more in love with him than he's been with me most of our relationship. We had discussions about moving in etc. but then we moved in and it was amazing! We mesh so well we blend together, and I fell hard.
I live this fantasy...
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So I go to bed, he never comes and lays in bed with me but he decided to, so we're talking and I asked. Is it just you're waiting for some relationship point, financial benchmark, or are you still figuring us out. He said all of the above. And there it was. It stung. The still figuring us out part. I thought we were beyond that. I thought we knew, we moved in together because we had this intention. So suddenly, I felt everything all at once. I felt defeat, I felt naive, I felt dumb, I felt regrets. It's intense.
He kept saying it's a big...
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I do vows in my head. It's not about the wedding it's about the idea of a dedication of love. I want that! I want that feeling that this person loves me so much they are committing to a life where they can't live without me. and to find out he's not on that page. I don't know how to feel. I know we've went through this before, but then we moved in together and I thought that was the symbolism it was over that. That he figured that out. but he popped my bubble.
I want to push him away now. I want to just try to move on and find...
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Matt farts on me. Like literally we are laying and he doesn't move sideways. He's moved on game over. haha. Sorry I sound so bitter. I shouldn't be this naive, boys need to figure it out, am I fool for rushing in? Should I be equally as level headed. Step back and love him less, vet him as much as he's vetting me. I aked him what is there to still learn, he's like well apparently you go ape shit when I don't change the toilet paper roll and send me photos. Are you fucking kidding me, you don't know if you love me because I'm...
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I'll keep it short.
>Mom wants to claim me on her tax return
>Not sure if I qualify
I'm 21, made over $4000 in 2015, but she has supported over half of my living expenses and is the only person claiming me.
So my question is if I have to meet all of the requirements for her to claim me or if I only have to meet at least one of them? I went to an H&R Block and didn't get a definite yes or no answer, just some vague "it's optional" answer.
H&R block doesn't dispense real advice, you need an actual taxguy who charges by the hour for that. Either that, or Google.
You live in USA and are under 24? She can claim you.
>>16799338
With google I feel like I'm getting mixed results.
>>16799340
24 is the cutoff only if you're a full time student. Which I am not.
I had to sign up for a prepaid work card for my job because direct deposit wasnt working for some reason. I worked a couple of weeks and there's money on the account, except I can't use it because I need to verify that it's really me who owns the card. Only way to do this is to EMAIL THEM MY SOCIAL SECURITY CARD AND ANOTHER ID. I don't feel comfortable emailing them my SSN. What can I do? Is this the only way? I just want my money. Can they transfer it to my bank account? They froze my account and I can't go back to work. I thought my work had it all settled already but I guess i have to do this???
>dear diary
You have a shitty job for a shitty employer. What are you asking for advice with?
>>16799336
I'm asking if it's safe to email my social security card. I don't trust it. Is there any other way to get my money?
I was kicked out of uni for an error and now that its fixed they are saying its been too long to let me back in.
Who should I talk to in order to try and get this fixed. The people Ive been in contact with are being obstinate.
Anyone have any advice.
I dont know the chain of command here.
The student ombuds, maybe? How long has it been?
>>16799946
1 week and a half.
Whats ombuds
>Talks about how he would fuck his past girlfriends all night
>Awesome
>Have a super high sex drive
>Constantly trying to get him to fuck me
>He says he just wants to cuddle
>Only fucks me after looking at other chicks online or before we go to sleep
Am I fucked? Am I just really ugly and gross?
What's the issue?
We've been dating for a little under a year...
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>What does this mean?
Anything anybody says is just going to be a meaningless circlejerk until we know your age, bmi, and n-count. Have fun reading canned responses from people who don't know anything.
>>16799330
>N count
What?
I'm 120 but I have a nice figure
36
25
39
I know I'm not ugly because good looking guys hit on me regularly, but I'm not interested.
I'm 23 but I look young for my age, face wise.
>>16799333
I gave the info you asked for, anon, and now no reply?
