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>be me
>be sophomore in college
>robot decides to go to small super bowl party
>gets drunk while there and become beta
>starts talking to qt3.14 who was sitting next to me
>spent entire night talking to her not even watching football
>many opposite traits, but they seem to fit together
>end of night, walk back with her because we live near each other on campus
>next day i look for her on facebook, but up until tonight i misheard her name
>adds her on facebook and robot starts conversation with her
>spend entire night talking with her, while slightly flirting with her
>seems to flirt back a bit
>she went to sleep about an hour ago
alright /adv, what do next? I really want to ask her to do something some time this weekend, but i dont want to feel pushy. Robot says stay in room and just text her, but beta me says just do it (reference intended). Do i wait or go for it?
>>16797772
Talk a little more I say then plan something out for next Friday or next weekend
>>16797781
What do you suggest for next friday/the weekend then? cause im outa ideas
>>16797803
Where do you live?
Is going iron grip a good way to condition myself to last longer in bed?
>>16797757
how long do you last usually?
>>16797757
No, it's a good way to give yourself ed.
>>16797757
Just double wrap.
Seem to have torn a small part of the underside of my tongue. What should I do? Picture in next post because I'm ugly and I'd rather spare /adv/
The little red part in front of my teeth
It's not the frenulum, just to be clear. It should heal fine, probably, right? Should I cut the dangly part off?
>>16797795
Looks like something called plica fimbriata. Residual tissue that just kind of hangs around instead of falling off/reabsorbing like normal.
Not normally vascular, so bleeding shouldn't be too bad if you do decide to cut it off.
***BUT if you choose to cut it off, you really need to sterilize whatever tool you use to do it. Infections are a bitch. Not fun.
I just snorted 15 mg of focalin. Have more should I snort it? Thanks
>>16797743
Half a cup then hang yerself feggot
>>16797743
No, you could die. Focalin can speed up your heart and cause an arrhythmia which could literally kill you. Normal maximum dose of focalin is 20 mg/day (2x 10mg daily). And it's usually enterically coated or in a capsule designed for slow-release. So you could already be fucked bc it's all going to hit your system at the same time.
I was around second hand weed smoke in my friends car 2 days ago will I fail a urine test?
>>16797741
yep, sorry
>>16797742
To clarify, the windows were open but I smelled it a few times, I've been high before and I didn't feel high at all from being in the car (it was only about 10 minutes)
>>16797741
When is the test? Did he hotbox it, or were the windows down?
I think it can tell the difference between someone who smokes, and someone who is around someone who smokes, but I'm not exactly sure. You should drink a lot of water every day until the test, just in case.
Is there something wrong with me? I have a real problem with talking to people I either don't know or have only just met. After I've known someone for awhile it's fine but before I've really gotten used to being around that person I just can't think of anything to say and I end up stuttering and looking like an idiot. What can I say or ask to not seem like I have severe brain damage?
Ya you're autistic end of discussion go to Hitler and get help he got over his problems with Jews you should do that too.
>>16797708
what is this /b/?
>>16797712
I know right xD some people
I need to lose 100 lbs. I have 2 months to go balls to the wall and for the rest of the year I can only diet and minor workout
Wrong board, /fit is going to grind you.
(But in all seriousness: 100 pounds, in 8 weeks? Huehuehue. I am not gonna say it's impossible, but you will hate the next weeks, trust me).
>>16797694
Go to /fit/ and read the sticky. That's really all you gotta do.
>>16797694
You can't lose 100 lbs in 2 months. Your body isn't designed to lose more than 2lbs per day. 60lbs is the best you can expect and that's with an extreme work out and strict diet.
Realistically, you could probably drop 100 in 4 months, but that'd be tough too.
>Depressed
>Finishing High School
>Father thinks I'm no good failure.
>Bad relationship with him
>Have cool teacher who I can relate/talk to
>Brought up sometimes in discussions at home regarding school
>Mention how he's cool and shit. Pretty much friends
>Dad says I need to be careful. Thinks he's up to something
>Dad doesn't realize that I can't talk to him, and this teacher is nice enough to carry out extensive personal conversations with me
>Father figure a kid needs sometimes
>Basically tell dad to fuck off
>A lot of tension between us now
>What do from here?
Finishing high school is a good time to think about career paths. Your teacher's been your bro up to now, but that phase of your life is ending soon.
Look for something with a good working environment, high pay, low stress, and solid future prospects. Right now, a field like carpentry fits the bill.
>>16797686
OP here, Thanks for the input. I'm essentially trying to do just that, but instead shape my future with my interests.
>>16797692
It's a confusing time, with a lot of major decisions that you're forced to make with very incomplete information. Find a career that gives you fulfilment and room for future growth, and you're way ahead of the curve.
hi /adv/
i'm taking shrooms tomorrow and i'm somewhat nervous. i'm going to be with a group of people i'm pretty comfortable around but theyre not like my best friends or anything, also it will be a first time for all of us (there will be 6 of us)
i've done acid a number of times and i've even had bad trips but still felt very in control of the situation, not paranoid or schizo at all
i guess my question is, are shrooms easier on you than lsd? if i can handle lsd without any issues, will i be fine on shrooms?
You'll be fine
>>16797662
First off, all I've done is weed, alcohol, cigs, etc
With that said, 6 newbies at once sounds dumb af. Also, based on my own research, I've heard that LSD feels like being in the cockpit of a rocket whereas shrooms feel like being strapped to the back of one.
Not trying to freak you out, but you may want to reconsider and save your share for a smaller group. Holding off and sober sitting for your friends would be kind to yourself and them.
Again, based on my research, psychs need to be done in a carefully controlled environment. Obviously not so controlled that it feels sterile. That would detract from some of the fun. I'm just saying that it's important to assess yourself going in, minimize risks, safety precautions, etc.
Here's a sex analogy for you:
>alcohol = oral (sloppy and fun)
>weed = sex (euphoric, fun, etc)
>psychs = anal (lots of romantic prep)
Really having a moral dilemma I met a girl who is 17 and we hit it off great. But I am turning 20 next month. I respect her and am not using her for sex but should it happen then hey it happens. But I just want to hear everyone's take on it because I am afraid that I will be branded as some type of chomo but this girl is mature beyond her years and I see more than sex from her soo thought? Pic related thas her
>>16797652
Yeah she cute and all but like, fo real bro, I'mma give you a tip. You gotta be getting out there on those 26 27 year olds man go fuck them 30 year old bitches yo trust me you want some of that, they make this bitch look like she 12 years old for real man. do it
Also you's a dumb shit for posting her picture on 4ourchan man. don't be lie that man
>>16797658
Haha sounds like great advice. But how does one even begin to find women +5 years who are willing
>i try to convince my gf to send me nudes via snapchat
>i promise her i won't screenshot them
>she reluctantly sends them, i don't screenshot as promised
>later that night we're casually talking on the phone
>tell her i wish i screenshotted the pic she sent, it was hot as
>"what"
>not like you would have been THAT mad if i did, you'd let me get away with him
>"are you serious"
>i ask her what she would have done if i did
>she said she'd cut all contact off with me and leave me
>shes angry that i said that i regret not screenshotting them
>i say "don't leave me, i don't know what i'd do without you" because its true
>conversation continues, she goes to bed after awhile
today she's still dwelling on what i said and i think shes crying
on a scale of 1-10 how much did i fuck up?
>>16797602
you'd let me get away with it*
>>16797602
0
Shes taking a compliment and turning it into an imagined slight for drama. Your dating a retard op
>>16797602
I'd say you did pretty much nothing wrong bruh. My ex sent me nudes on a fairly regular basis, nudes which I'd tell her about fapping to. Then again I'm drunk, and I just spilled scotch all over my shirt, so I don't know how much you should trust my advice right now.
No matter which way I turn my head, the constant whooshing sound can only be heard in my right ear
Is this it? Have I given myself permanent damage? If I throw out all my earbuds tommorow can I be saved from this
>>16797590
Press on your right carotid artery (where you feel your pulse in your neck) and tell me if the whooshing goes away.
>>16797590
Ionno, nigga. Go ask a doctor, or someshit. You think I'm a god or something; I just know everything?
OP, this can be a sign of plaque buildup in your artery. It needs checking out by an ENT.
>Not this kind of ent
There's this football player in one of my college classes who just hates me for some reason. He argues with almost everything I say (even if we essentially agree), gives me shit through every presentation, and gives me dirty looks through every single class. His girlfriend is also in this class, and she sits next to him. When they are together, she is all over him and she laughs at everything he says.
The second this football player jock isn't around, she runs to me and starts talking to me like I'm her best friend. She tells me every single detail about her life without taking a single breathe. Can anybody tell me what the fuck is going on here? Why on earth does this jock bully's girlfriend keep talking to me when he's not looking, but she is all over him when he's around.
I'd also like to clarify that I am not some spurgy dweeb, and I've never had somebody bully me in my entire life. I'm 23 and own a business. I am completely confused why this guy is constantly picking on me every chance he gets, and why his girlfriend keeps talking to me when he leaves.
he hates you because his gf wants to fuck you, kek
do with that what you will, but that's gotta be what it is
give her the d brah
>>16797577
They seem really really close though. He is also like 6'3 and a football star at the college. I am like 5'10, and I just commute to finish my degree. I have absolutely no status at this college, and I don't know a single person.
I thought maybe she felt bad that her boyfriend keeps giving me shit or something.
>>16797571
When you say he gives you shit, is he just too opinionated, or an actual little fuck?
Because if its the later, then you are in college and can easily tell him to fuck off in front of everyone during a presentation. Be assertive
If he just has opinions, give him bantz and be opinionated during his presentations
I don't want to start talking about what I had to go through it because I am trying to move on from it was, but it really can't get out of my mind. I know it will just fuel more to it if I sart talking about it. I can't stop thinking about it and my momentum is full force and I can't move on. I'm in a position where I have to focus on being alone and not get close to anyone for a few more months till I move.then I can start all over fresh. It will be so worth it but in the meantime I have to sit here by myself and try to be happy, it works but I am alone and it's been a few months and it's starting to get weird being by myself so much.i guess this is work n me trying to be positive. In the meantime I have to have this other nonsense on the back of my mind of my past where I'm not trying to think about n move on.i don't even want to talk about it to my friends because it will just bring it back more n make it worse to think about. I wake up n it's still there in the back of my mind. A few more months left n I just been through a few months alone n by myself. I want to have a better life soon. My job is tough, my area I live in is bad, my coworkers are all crazy n mean nut fun at the same time it makes me want to just move far away. I can't wait anymore and need to have a new momentum in life soon because this is a nightmare. I'm feeling like I'm in hell n it's my karma.this sucks,what do I do, I feel so bad, but try o get back o myself n it takes times while I'm so distressed n upset. I'm trying to focus on being happy but I'm not. I hate this.im really freaked out but my emotions are racing from happy to sad from happy to sad. It feels like my soul is getting stretched from open to close and there is nothing I can do to control it. I feel like someone is hexxing me. I even tried to put protection up but it's so strong and kicking my ass. I have no defense and especially no offense. I'm at a stale mate n feel tortured.no one to turn to?..
>>16797566
If you have a choice in the matter, I'd advise you not to move, bea. It appears like you are going through some kinda mental turmoil, and moving away will only distance you from whatever safety nets you have in your life. It's kinda hard to give any other concrete advice with a post such as your; however, I'd suggest reaching out to someone you feel close to or where close to in the past.
I've become obsessed with finding a girl to have casual sex with.
I have a gf of four years, and we're going through a rough patch of no sex.
Things are good, she's just really busy with work and school and only wants to cuddle when we hang out. She said she wants to have sex on Valentine's day.
I've been messaging girls on hookup sites and tinder and I found a few girls who want to meet up. I really want to meet with them and have sex so I could get rid of this burden of extreme sexual energy.
Fapping just makes it worse the next day.
What do I do? Should I just try to ignore this urge and fight on, or meet a girl to fuck to get it out of my system?
Do you see yourself spending the rest of your life with your current girlfriend? If the answer is yes, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN CONSIDER SLEEPING AROUND? Like damn dude maybe try and get a bit more kinky with her or something first. No don't go off fucking everything in a 2 mile radius. You'll start to miss that cuddling, caring affection.
If you don't see a future with her, break up with her, wait a week or so, and then fuck whatever the hell you want.
>>16797555
Dude, Valentines Day is 2 days away. Have sex with your girlfriend, then the day after, talk to her about the recent lack of sex in the relationship.
Never a good idea to fuck around. Unless you are ready for your current relationship to be over completely. In which case, break it off ***before*** you go fuck someone else. Don't be an asshole.
So... you're want to cheat on your gf?
