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>be me
>be sophomore in college
>robot decides to go to small super bowl party
>gets drunk while there and become beta
>starts talking to qt3.14 who was sitting next to me
>spent entire night talking to her not even watching football
>many opposite traits, but they seem to fit together
>end of night, walk back with her because...
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>>16797772
Talk a little more I say then plan something out for next Friday or next weekend
>>16797781
What do you suggest for next friday/the weekend then? cause im outa ideas
>>16797803
Where do you live?
Is going iron grip a good way to condition myself to last longer in bed?
>>16797757
how long do you last usually?
>>16797757
No, it's a good way to give yourself ed.
>>16797757
Just double wrap.
Seem to have torn a small part of the underside of my tongue. What should I do? Picture in next post because I'm ugly and I'd rather spare /adv/
The little red part in front of my teeth
It's not the frenulum, just to be clear. It should heal fine, probably, right? Should I cut the dangly part off?
>>16797795
Looks like something called plica fimbriata. Residual tissue that just kind of hangs around instead of falling off/reabsorbing like normal.
Not normally vascular, so bleeding shouldn't be too bad if you do decide to cut it off.
***BUT if you choose to cut it off, you really need to sterilize whatever tool you use to do it. Infections are a bitch. Not fun.
I just snorted 15 mg of focalin. Have more should I snort it? Thanks
>>16797743
Half a cup then hang yerself feggot
>>16797743
No, you could die. Focalin can speed up your heart and cause an arrhythmia which could literally kill you. Normal maximum dose of focalin is 20 mg/day (2x 10mg daily). And it's usually enterically coated or in a capsule designed for slow-release. So you could already be fucked bc it's all going to hit your system at the same time.
I was around second hand weed smoke in my friends car 2 days ago will I fail a urine test?
>>16797741
yep, sorry
>>16797742
To clarify, the windows were open but I smelled it a few times, I've been high before and I didn't feel high at all from being in the car (it was only about 10 minutes)
>>16797741
When is the test? Did he hotbox it, or were the windows down?
I think it can tell the difference between someone who smokes, and someone who is around someone who smokes, but I'm not exactly sure. You should drink a lot of water every day until the test, just in case.
Is there something wrong with me? I have a real problem with talking to people I either don't know or have only just met. After I've known someone for awhile it's fine but before I've really gotten used to being around that person I just can't think of anything to say and I end up stuttering and looking like an idiot. What can I say or ask to not seem like I have severe brain damage?
Ya you're autistic end of discussion go to Hitler and get help he got over his problems with Jews you should do that too.
>>16797708
what is this /b/?
>>16797712
I know right xD some people
I need to lose 100 lbs. I have 2 months to go balls to the wall and for the rest of the year I can only diet and minor workout
Wrong board, /fit is going to grind you.
(But in all seriousness: 100 pounds, in 8 weeks? Huehuehue. I am not gonna say it's impossible, but you will hate the next weeks, trust me).
>>16797694
Go to /fit/ and read the sticky. That's really all you gotta do.
>>16797694
You can't lose 100 lbs in 2 months. Your body isn't designed to lose more than 2lbs per day. 60lbs is the best you can expect and that's with an extreme work out and strict diet.
Realistically, you could probably drop 100 in 4 months, but that'd be tough too.
