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Guys, i fucked it, spent a fuckload of my moms money and she basically fuckin disowned me, and i'm failing my classes hard, so i've been thinking about ending it, what would be the least painful way to do it?
By not being a little bitch.
Killing yourself is a cardinal sin. I wouldn't recommend it.
My brothers and sisters fuck up all the time, don't work, do whatever they want and my parents still give them money and make them live at home rent free. I work for my own money and they make me pay them rent but all they ever do it talk about how worthless I am and how much they hate me. Everyone eats dinner without me, goes on vacations without me, and has parties without me. The only time my parents talk to me is to collect rent money or tell me to get out of their house. Every day after work I eat dinner at my girlfriend's place because I hate being around my...
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>>16799299
Are you sure you can't afford to leave? I mean, of course is less than the market average, but you are already paying rent after all.
Move to your girlfriend.
>>16799303
we live in nyc and even getting a place with roommates would cost double than what i'm paying to my parents.
>>16799305
I can't because the owner she rents her place from won't allow it.
Hi /adv/
I need help on how to stop doing cocaine recreationally.
I know I'm not in too deep- but I don't want to get to that point.
For the past two years, I've been using cocaine *almost* every weekend. About 2-3 weekends a month. Sometimes I'll get my own, sometimes people will share.
The past month, I haven't touched the stuff at all, and have found myself craving it heavily today.
I really want to do some but at the same time I really don't. I hate how expensive it is, and I hate how it only lasts 20 mins. I hate when I finish...
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>>16799286
>not in too deep
>doing cocaine almost every weekend
pick one.
>i dont want to look like an attention seeker
seriously? you are on a year long coke binge and ur worried about looking like an attention seeker? who cares? seriously, your health is more important than some people thinking you look like an attention seeker. ur gonna destroy those relationships one way or another, might as well do it...
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Don't do it for a month or so and try some ssri. Google the similarities of coke and ssri and that stuff works.
I'm not saying to take antidepressants everyday or something but you could take antidepressants always when you want to do cocain
>>16799304
This this and this
I've been binge-eating fast food because I'm very lonely
How do i control myself?
>>16799246
precook a shitton of meals. that way if ur ever too lazy to cook you can just eat. carry a bowl or two around with you if you are out and about. it saves a lot of money.
also, just buy a shitton of fruits and veggies too. they are ready to eat without any prep. carry them in ziplocs in your bag so you always have a snack.
>>16799252
Not OP. Do you then freeze it? How do I keep it from going bad when carrying it around all day? Good beginners guide to cooking?
>>16799539
>do you freeze it
anything more than 5 days is okay to freeze. but unles ur cooking fish / rice, there isnt anything that will spoil within five days.
>how do i keep it from going bad when carrying it around all day
what? its food. how fast do you think food expires? i mean yeah like MILK will go bad if left out all day, but you can carry around some precooked chicken or spaghetti all day and it wont go bad. especially if sealed....
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Just want clarification thing about college and careers
I took classes focusing on a business-related career (AP Econ, Accounting. Did average) because during freshmen year I thought I would love business. Turns out I hate it. Now I want a computer-tech related future (Took Intro programming class. Did meh, overall)
I'm still a junior. Do I still have time to change? Or does it not matter?
College isn't the only route to a career you love. Don't look at courses offered and try to pick one; rather, think about your own strengths and what you enjoy. Consider the possibility of starting your own business, or going into a non-college field such as carpentry. Think outside the box.
>>16799238
Of course, that's true, but I have already decided for myself I would like to go into college and get a degree in the career I want (right now that's being computer-tech, something like system managing or programming)
And to rephrase my question for others seeing this thread-
I'm in junior year and barely have taken classes that will help me get to the career I want. Am I fucked? I'm considering computer-related career
usually I don't ask for advice on this but
>started talking to a girl from work 2 weeks ago
>we live in the same apartment complex
>she doesn't talk much online we click more in person
even so
>we spent the last two weeks on and off chatting
>she brings up that shes going to prom with a dude she had set up with a while ago I tell her go for it (however I mention if they bang I would no longer be interested...
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>>16799178
HOW TF DO U GET NUDES LIKE THAT, HALP ME. I need some ;-;
>>16799178
Either try to escalate to fuckbuddy (yo, she sent you nudes) or drift away. You stop talking, she'll get a hint.
That's the most you can expect from this.
>23
>Finally got the job I wanted after 5 years of studying
>Six figure wage
>Live in small apartment
>No car
>No Debt
>Single
So, uh, what now?
>>16799175
Have a personal maid/hooker/wife/lover
>>16799175
Get a car, join clubs\find hobbies, move\furnish your place.
[spoiler]coke and whores[/spoiler]
Consume the weak and bathe in their blood.
Or try getting a hobby.
Tips for preventing and getting rid of sunken/baggy eyes?
>>16799165
coconut-oil
read about it
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/adv/, I may be able to get some money for some minor medical malpractice. I'd most likely use it to get a patent on something and start my own business, but I don't know how I feel about that. Tbh it feels kinda cheap. It would feel a lot better if I saved up my own money and did it that way, but this would probably be a lot quicker. Should I stick to principle or just say fuck it, money's money?
Get a real job where you make proper money for actually doing work you can take pride in, like building things from wood.
Fuck it money's money. Malpractice can be serious and insurance companies have more than enough money.
Bamp
Please help
I need advice on passing the time at my new call center job
Its dreadful to have supervisors looking over you even if they praise you, I get paid minimum wage to do these surveys and as much as I hate it I need the money.
For example yesterday I managed to do two sudoku puzzles, was fairly boring doing the second one (hard mode) after a while but it was better than nothing. No phone use, can't sneak it.
Please. Something. Anything.
Dude, get the hell out of the call center before it eats your soul. Take up a trade like carpentry or something, idk
>>16799158
Print book pages from a .pdf and mix them with the other sheets.
Puzzle cubes
Ok guys. so I recently got a gf and started haveing sex problem is shes tight as fuck. And the first time we had sex i lasted for like 20 mins now i can last for maybe 30 sec any advice to last longet?
You could fap an hour or two before.
Just keep at it. Just because you came within a certain time doesn't mean sex still wasn't fun or stopped for everyone else. Also 20 minutes seems a bit arbitrary as a number to pick out for being in some sort of safe zone of something. I'm not sure there is a safe zone based on time under strain, you just have sex? She isn't putting your time up on a scoreboard to rank 'best at the sex' when thinking about 'best at the sex'.
Have lots of foreplay. Get her off multiple times with your tongue or if you are good enough fingers then...
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>>16799174
I mean its the first girl i had sex with and im not big a good 6inch dick. Getting a hard on around her is not a problem for me. I just feel bad cuz i dont last so long for it to actually "get good" and shes not on the pill so that kinda makes it annoying. If i do a few good thrust im almost done. She says it doesent matter but still not a good felling for me
What the fuck to do in this life?
18 yo guy, good looks, 5.0 gpa starting premed this year.
Inside I just feel emptiness and weariness. I can't be happy from anything, I just feel complete lack of motivation. Money and status doesn't motivate me, the most I feel towards girls is indifference, I don't feel I can trust my friends I just feel aimless, sad, annoyed, and without purpose.
Tell me /adv/ what to do in this life?
You might find the fulfilment you're looking for by getting out of the academic education rat race and taking on a more friendly career working with your hands, in a field like carpentry. When you can take pride in the results of a job well done, you'll have a warmer outlook on life.
>>16799119
This is part of life OP. You'll have some lows but as you get over them more and more you'll become a stronger happier person. What you are feeling is normal.
Congratulations on doing so well in school. My biggest tip would be to try to find was to enjoy what you are studying. If you are in stem then read or watch related things outside of school that are interesting and inspire you. Chemistry is pretty cool, physics is pretty cool, biology and math are pretty cool...there's got to be something...
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>>16799119
>premed
Get a real fucking major
I need to write a speech about my pet peeve. Any suggestions?
I was thinking about the jews, but I don't know, might be a little too edgy.
Make it something to do with driving, or carpentry. People get really pissed off at other people's driving.
>And, indeed, other peoples driving. Fucking Asians behind the wheel...
>>16799118
Carpentry? What's there to hate about carpentry?
>>16799101
Take it to class with you.
"This is my pet, Peeve. He's been with me for $(PET_DUR). We have grown close in the past few weeks, so much that I was happy I had to give this speech about him/her. [...]"
Pls hack this douche he's a fucking snitch and got my Instagram taken down twice I want his Instagram gone someone pls help
NYPA
>INB4 Not your personal army
Not your personal army, moron.
>Wow, I only just managed to get INB4
>>16799099
Your life is fucking pathetic holy shit
ive been talking to a girl for 2 weeks and i cant rly tell if she likes me because its fucking hard.
Ask her on a date.
>>16799109
this. no reason not to
>>16799112
Not OP, but... I can think of a pretty good reason.
You don't want to make things awkward. I'm constantly in this position, and I don't want asking someone on a date to mess up a friendship. If I can't date them, I still want to be in contact with them. I only ever ask someone out if I for sure know that they are interested in me, which has only allowed me to actually pursue two girls even though I'm 19. Besides that, I'm a pussy and fuck things up with being too scared to actually...
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