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Hey /adv/ i'm in a bit of an awkward situation too.
A girl i have been dating for 8 months decided to randomly go on vacation this month and visit her family back in their home country or w/e.
No big deal, that' fine with me.
Today around midnight she texted me this and went offline.
Ahem, what??? should i be worried.
Here's a second pic.
There's a funny story to this whole photo-shoot thing too if you care to find out.
>>16804014
Is she doing porn?
>>16804026
No, I have a stereotypical view of your photographer.
The model will start taking pictures and she'll be shy, timid, nervous, etc. The photographer will start complimenting her, commenting on her, building her up. Now her confidence is gaining and she's moving a little more freely, when your body starts to free up a LOT of tension, stress, etc. is released and she's feeling fantastic. Her ego is being fed, her body is loose, nimble, and free of stress, and her defenses are being broken -- because...
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hey adv
So, I'm in love. I've been in love with this girl for awhile now. We dated, had the most beautiful relationship ever. Towards the end, her life started falling apart. Multiple family members started dying, her family was ganging up on her to tell them to leave me, and just everything was falling apart so she left. Her family is really religious downright texan family, and I'm a tattooed guy with no real education so they assumed I would never be good enough for her. They've abused her growing up, really manipulated her and just have always...
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>>16803835
inb4 people reply to obvious bait
>tl;dr in love, outside factors ended relationship, she realized it was a mistake, wants to get married now. what do
>>16803835
Do it lmao, just tell her that she should trust her own feelings over what other people say
>be me
>have crush
>show her picture of my dad and brother
>she says "that's your dad?"
>I say "yeah"
>she says "wow your mom must be really beautiful then"
I'm confused. Was this her way of saying that she thinks I'm attractive in an indirect way? Or am I reading too much into this. What do you guys think she meant by what she said
>>16803799
She thinks your dad is ugly and/or that you get your looks from your mom since you're not as ugly as your dad.
>>16803828
Sounds like she's saying his dad is attractive and that his mom had to be beautiful to get a guy who is that good looking.
>>16803828
If she thinks I got my looks from my mom, and said that she must be beautiful, does that mean she thinks I'm good looking too?
Anyone else have problems with penis odor? I'm uncut, but whenever I pull back my foreskin it smells horrible because the piss and cum are still on it. Despite me cleaning my dick with water in the shower, I still have to piss and masturbate later which makes the odor return. How the fuck are you supposed to keep your dick clean and fresh throughout the day? Sometimes I can smell it through my pants and if I ever have sex that will definitely ruin it.
You have to clean your dick after masturbating, don't just leave gunk there
hawt
I'd clean that stinky cock for you with my tongue
>>16803701
>Despite me cleaning my dick with water in the shower
use soap too retard
I'm in a long-distance relationship with an age gap. The longer we've gone out, the tighter the noose has gotten with her parents restricting her from things. We're in love and committed incredibly, and know the risks, but I'm afraid that our relationship has done so much damage. She's essentially a prisoner in her own home. But she loves me so much. It's so dangerous though. If she gets caught, it's a scolding, beating or whatever. But me? If they spin the story in a certain way, police get involved. But I really don't want it to get...
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If I were her parents, I'd lock her up in her room with no electronics until this old man decided to go away. She has excellent parents
>And we haven't even met in person.
kill yourself pedo
>>16803675
first of all, tell us honestly how old are you and how old is she, as it is incredibly relevant in this case because based on this information we can determine what kind of future this relationship has and what to do with problematic parts,
This might sound ridiculous, but
I want to become immune to the top ten most used poisons to kill people. I'm afraid that I'll end up in a situation where I'll be poisoned and I want to be able to stay alive. Should I follow through?
This is the dumbest goal, and idea, I have ever heard.
You're not a Roman emperor, calm down.
>>16803590
It'd be kinda cool to be able to say you're immune to poisons
Dear Femanons of /adv/,
I've been seeing a girl that I work with a few times lately, and things seem pretty good between us. Her friends have said that we are great together and encouraged me in chasing her. I have heard that she has been treated badly in the past, and my last relationship was pretty awful.
Anyway, today she told me that she is into me but that she doesn't know if this will 'lead to a relationship in the next few weeks'. I tried to get her to explain what she meant, and she said she has trouble letting people in and likes to...
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bump
How about you ask her on a date. If she says no, then you know she's not into you.
>>16803563
No femanon, but lots of experience with women.
She likes you. She is holding back to feel comfortable with having a relationship. She has to feel ready and she obviously isn't for whatever reason.
Be cool. Be nice. Do little things that won't get you in trouble at work. Invite her to the movies (not to your place) so she can spend time with you but still be able to retreat home and think it through.
Don't be a douchebag. Don't back right off. Knowing you're interested but understanding is key.
However women like this can become a fucking nightmare. Check her past and if she's got 'issues' then back away.
I think my standards with women might be too high or i just dont know where to find girls i like. the only women who i have ever really had feelings for was a lot older than me, and for obvious reasons very different from women my own age.
im not really too concerned about looks, I'm attracted to a women more due to her personality and the chemistry that is produced through interaction with her.
all i really want is a girl that is nice, understanding and independent. All of the women i have dated so far my own age are too needy, Im normally busy with training...
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There's no "best place" to meet people. Just spend as much time as possible in public, particularly in the environments which suit how you wish to spend your days. Talk to all of the attractive women there.
>>16803333
Why not try men instead? Women don't have the qualities you're looking for
Plus Alexander was gay too you know
The original Tom Dwan, just a little more creepy.
Hey, /adv/. This is my first time posting here.
I made a group of friends recently on CS:GO and we'd skype a bit and play GTA together.
I noticed recently I was the butt of all jokes. The older guy, who was the group leader started calling me ugly, making fun of my height and disagreeing with everything I said, clearly on purpose, to the extent there was no consistency in his opinions.
He's always trying to humiliate me in front of the rest of the group and treats everyone as lower than him, but the other autists naturally feel that rather than...
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ask him privately if he even realize what a bully he's being. bantz is natural, but some people take it too far sometimes to someone they view as weak, seen it irl in two different friend groups, one of those i was the victim
>>16803281
When I try to confront him about it he doesn't take it seriously, says shit like 'Aw, diddums, poor baby', and 'stop being so touchy'. He also takes anything he can out of context to screenshot or record and humiliate me with it. The guy's a fucking asshole.
Just generate your own special bants. Say he's a massive pedo for hanging around with younger kids or something
/adv/, is it retarded to pursue dual degrees?
I have a large enough interest in both Mech.Eng and Astronomy/astrophysics that I don't want to limit either to a minor - I'd like to study both of them + CS minor at UPenn.
pic unrelated
Apply for a double major and then see how you like it. If the workload becomes too much, or you start to lose interest, then you can switch one to a minor without losing time/money invested into it. Good luck!
>>16803000
Double major isn't the same a double degree though, as double majors result in one degree.
>>16802987
If it was like, economics and a language, or CS and mathematics (which is plenty challenging, yeah, but at least has no lab component) I'd be all for it, but if you major in mechanical engineering AND astrophysics AND a CS minor I don't expect you'll be getting much sleep for the next forever.
I mean, go for it if you want, dude, just realize you're biting off an awful lot.
Recently my guy friend (im female) randomly broke off with me after a week of school break where he visited his family. The story goes like this:
When we first met he was very polite and offered me to concerts and was in general just very nice. He helped me in homework whenever i asked him and i helped him with some of his things. Since we go to lunch together, he has meal plan discount at school caf and he said i could use the discount provided i pay him back and i did. I guess i got too comfortable with him and told him some of my troubles (i cried to him once and go to him when i feel lonely).
Suddenly at first he started ignoring me and i was confused so i asked him why he was ignoring me and etc. Ultimately what i got was that he was uncomfortable with me using his discount always and so we stopped eating every day lunch. This was also a period when both him and i little social contact with our peers as we both motivated each other to work harder in our field.
Slowly i asked him to lunch again and every time he would feel the need to let me use his discount. Slowly we got back together and i offered him my notes in class for exam and then after exam we watched a movie. Had a relaxing afternoon.
Then it was the break and towards the end of break i was excited and happy he was coming back and so i msged him on fb but he suddenly doesn't want to hang with me anymore. He also said he doesn't want a gf which i never intended to give off that feeling. I dont know what did i do to make him after the break suddenly lash at me and saying things that were really hurtful ( like breaking up the friendship). He would also apologize so much after he said those things im not sure i really understand him. He was such a gentleman before, what did i do wrong? How can i make it up to him from now?
>>16802854
let him know he's in the friendzone and you just enjoy his company; he's like a (brother, girlfriend, asexual parter, choose your pick) to you
That shit will either clear things up or get him to start sniffing your way again.
You didn't do anything wrong, he just seems like a bit of a cuck. But yeah, maybe don't accept the caf discounts anymore though. The more you come across as aloof/un-needing the more his ass will come sniffin
You're welcome
>offered to go to concerts.
This isn't something you do with friends.
A real friendship has each person providing for their own shit. When it's one person trying to provide for both people, it's not friendship anymore; it's courtship.
Accepting those things when you clearly aren't interested in him is kind of inappropriate.
>>16802949
>Accepting those things when you clearly aren't interested in him is kind of inappropriate.
--Said the entitled virgin
My new boyfriend gets really angry whenever I jokingly call him a faggot or a cuck. The way he overreacts is so entertaining that I find myself making fun of him just to make him upset. I know I'm being a terrible girlfriend, but it's become a habit at this point. How do I control myself? Is there a trick to not being a cunt?
Kill yourself, cuckfaggot.
>>16802816
It's probably because he knows your a whore and you're just reminding him.
Pray to Allan to lift the burden of your cuntiness.
How do i get rid of pussy smell?
>yesterday
>be drunk
>have the great idea to eat out my best friend
>she instantly agrees
>shes on her period
>like i give a fuck
I showered twice and i still smell pussy everywhere.How do i make it stop?
If you're still smelling it after you showered, you probably got it up your nose.
>>16802747
Dude that is so gross. During our period is when the vagina most likely smells the worst. All the blood that has accumulated there for the past couple of weeks is now shedding off the uterine wall. I'm literally gagging. I go both ways and I just don't even want to put my mouth near another vagina if it's bleeding.
Lie in the bed you made.
>>16802761
judgmental much?
> During our period is when the vagina most likely smells the worst.
That's more telling about you than anything else. That is really you saying that your pussy smells rank during your period.
Every girl I've been with has never reeked down there during their period. One girl stank up after workouts but never on her period. Maybe change your diet so your puss don't smell like funk when your uterine lining gets evicted.
>my friend likes a girl
>I also like her
>she likes me
>he asked her out
This is a strange situation. She stares and stares at me, hangs out with me every chance she gets, and generally flirts with me to no end when we're alone. My friend has very strong feelings for her and they went on a"date" recently.
It's a sticky situation. My friendship witah my buddy is more important, so that's my priority.
Is it possible...
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>>16802620
Bros before hoes! No exceptions!
Given that you know that he likes her, you're going to ruin your friendship if you get with her. Is she worth that?
>>16802743
>>16802754
I guess you guys are right. I just wish it were possible that he "get over" her. Like maybe if he found another girl who was actually into him, he wouldn't mind?
for some boring and childlish reason i decided to cut it with my mate. deleted him from social media and told him we are over. but now i see we are gonna have some classes together and i didn't predict it before. so my question to anons is how do i act around him at school? do i ignore him? do i small talk? what do i do?
inb4 underage. i'm 20 and in community college
>>16802494
ill bump it every 10 minutes till i get some solid advice cause i'm stressed as fuck by this situation so pls
>>16802494
>>16802553
if you bump it every 10 minutes, no one will help you. chill out dude.
also just ignore him.
