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I enjoy having sex; I just don't have any need or desire for it. I never get horny, watching porn doesn't do anything with me. Sex is comparable with watching a movie to me. What's the deal?
Lol. If you like sex and can get aroused by sex then no. I mean you could be like 90% asexual but not 100%. ________________
Asexuality in people is an illness not an orientation.
Something could be fucked up with your hormones.
>>16807852
>I never get horny, watching porn doesn't do anything with me.
Doesn't sound like arousal to me
So uhm, I live in Turkey. And I always wanted to join the army and be an officer, I wanted to be a pilot first but I have problems with Eye vision.
I wanted navy academy, but it looks like they want perfect eye vision as well.
So, Im thinking about joining the Ground forces academy. Im still in High school and Finals will come. My grades for army academy's arent very good but I will try.
What are your thoughts anons?
>>16807628
Don't worry about grades. Pretty soon the turkish army will take anybody who can catch a Russian bullet.
>>16807628
>What are your thoughts anons?
You just got called to take your platoon to counter-act potential Russian aggression. You get to the border and have 24 hours until the Russians get there. Wut do?
do it anon apply for infantry and let the primal desire to kill motivate you
also u will have some awesome stories to tell
My ex who broke up with me 2 days before Valentines day now texted me that she misses me and wants to get back together, and that breaking up with me was a mistake. I still love her, but I think she had something going on Valentines. What do I do? I still love her so fucking much but I'm not a cuck to be used and thrown away, and if she actually had something going I can not forgive myself for getting back together with her
Ignore her move to another state/or change your phone number and get off social media. Any thing that reminds you of her stay away.
I'm doing the same now with a very similar situation.
Just stop talking about her also as much as you can it helps trust me.
Please don't be a cuck anon.
>>16807598
>she arranges date for Valentine's Day
>it goes shit
>you're the back-up
>>16807598
She's using you. Just don't text her and move on. Love is blinding, so make sure you know when to see the light of other women before making the mistake. Make her your side hoe.
Is it gay for a man to do yoga? My girlfriend wants me to try it but I don't want to seem homosexual.
If you're older than 20 and you still think like this, you might actually be a closeted gay
What's the point of trolling a troll site?
>>16807559
I'm not trolling just want to know if it will hurt my masculinity
Planning on getting a tattoo of pic related, looking for a circular tribal pattern to go around it, post any suggestions
Best match would probably just be the word "faggot" written in a circle around it
This is a bad idea. Have an image in your head of what you want and go for it. Don't ask fucking randoms what something you want on your body.
Smarten the fuck up.
>>16808202
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Glancing at the NoFap sub-reddit, I see a weird cultishness to it, where they're talking about how noFap will fix your whole life and make you attractive and smart and shit. Any real basis to it? I'm trying not fapping at the moment to see if it affects my acne, thoughts? I really wanna fap again.
>>16807512
It's a meme, and you fell for it. There's no benefit whatsoever. Look up "The Royal Nonesuch" to understand.
nofap is the biggest meme ever made
just cut out porn
>>16807512
Yeah its real. Its more than just a placebo.
Disciplining yourself strictly for extended periods of time itself has huge benefits in improving your life.
Nofap is a particularly good one since its passive but requires huge amounts of will power.
No fap will not inherently make you a better person. But youd be surprised just how much time is wasted thinking about sex. In this aspect cutting off media will make you a better person. Secondly you are going to get incredibly strong urges to ejaculate. You...
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Say you had a crush on your bosses daughter.
Say your boss was like a second father to you.
Say your boss and his wife have been making jokes about you taking their daughter out on a date.
Say you've known the family a looong time.
Would you talk to your boss about it first, or just go for it?
>>16807501
they're binding the fuck out of you for their own sick pleasure. find love elsewhere.
>>16807501
>Would you talk to your boss about it first, or just go for it?
I would say that unless you're prepared for both your personal and professional lives to collide together into a possible atomic bomb of shit then I would stay away from it.
Contemplate the possibility that you take her out and you date and maybe things go bad.
Feel comfortable explaining to your boss why you don't want to date his daughter?
Feel comfortable showing up the next day after you break up with her and looking him in the face?
If you are, then go for it but remember that the saying "don't shit where you eat" wasn't pulled out of thin air. It exists for a reason.
>>16807511
>>16807509
He isn't my boss anymore, parted ways and I'm still on excellent terms with the family.
tfw no gf
you've definitely filled out more since last time
>>16807472
clear up your skin and you'd be a qtpa2t
work out, clear up skin and take hobbies if you want anything above a 5.
most of the time the reason people here can't get a gf is because they expect women to approach them. It literally never happens, men always have to approach them. Go to /soc/ and let them rate you, then go for a girl you'd consider that level.
Is there a way to reliably give myself terminal cancer within the next 5 or so years? I'm pretty sure that my chances of getting cancer at some point are fairly high anyway, but I'd like to seal the deal and get it over with. Preferably in a way that is not too obvious while I'm doing it and also after the fact. I work with lots of electronics and some chemicals, if that helps.
Why do you want cancer
>>16807475
I don't want to live anymore but suicide would break my mother's heart, I could also die like my father did and maybe connect with him in some way. You also get to see who actually cares about you at that point and I think slowly withering away would suit me.
>>16807489
well
pamperchu got cancer, he microwaves his diapers
also cigarettes cause cancer
So right now I'm a B student. My cousin is a captain in the Coast Guard and he has a lot of friends that can help me get into a high position. However I am very interested in going to a military academy to become a army officer. My parents are highly discouraging me joining a academy and I don't know if I can even get in since I'm B average. Also there's the problem of a lot of high school dropouts joining the army. So if I go in I'll be responsible for a bunch of insubordinate teenagers. I don't know which branch to go into especially when the...
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>>16807393
A B student (3.0 GPA) would not be a very competitive GPA for the the United States Military Academy. You would almost certainly not get in, unless you had perfect test scores.
I would recommend going to a local state university and joining the ROTC program there, if you wanted to go army. However, if you wanted to be in a combat arms position, you have to remember that those slots are few and highly competitive. It's unlikely that you'll get a position in combat, and even more unlikely that you'll...
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>>16807425
You're an asshole.
What the fuck am I supposed to do? I'm in highschool, I have my two year degree. I have a 3.2 GPA, I have good test scores. A lot of community service. Leading position in clubs.
BUT IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH
FUCK
THIS
OP here
>>16807425
Thanks for the advice. I still have some opportunities to bring my grades up to a A but you're right the coast guard is better since I have contacts.
>>16807451
What?
How do I handle the world ruining my life? Its a fucking conspiracy
I will never
ever
be fucking happy
nothing good will ever happen to me
it's usually the person who ruins his life. and blame the world.
>>16807354
FUCK you
I didn't do anything to deserve this
>>16807367
tell me nigga, so i can understand what you are into
I was thinking about getting a buzzcut (shaving all hair off).
Would it fit my face?
I need a quick yes/no
>>16807252
Quick question, uhh male or female?
Hi /adv/,
I had a little arguement with my gf and im pretty stumped. We are in a position where we can afford going on a vacation for the first time together. So i got quite exited, and tried to find good places we should visit. So one day,about two weeks ago:
>watch some talk about iran
>this looks pretty sweet
>hear on the news that its politically kind of unstable
>tel gf we should go there before shit hits the fan, so we can see it sort of intact
>she declines
>no way, too dangerous
I was kind of bummed out, but in the end i thought it was propably for the best and that she is sensible. Then yesterday:
>see an ad featuring Paris
>ask her if shes ever been to France
>no
>get excited and tell her we should go there for vacation
>tell her how beautiful paris is
>tell her how beautiful the countryside is
>get hyped
>she says no way
>too dangerous, terrorists might attack us(literally her words)
>seems like a scaredy cat to me
So now i just dont see her like i did before. I always thought she was brave, now she just seems like a coward. Im losing respect for her and it shows. I have no idea how to talk with her abou it since anyway i put it would seem insulting.
>>16807227
If she's afraid to go to France then she's probably not very smart. I wouldn't worry about offending her because I wouldn't be worried to lose her.
>>16807277
>HURR just break up with her breh its my go to advice for literally every thread on this board arent i a good and sensible advice giver.
fuck off
>>16807227
>too dangerous, terrorists might attack us(literally her words)
leave her ignorant ass. Dumbest shit I've heard all week.
I'm in a weird situation right now:
>Be me
>get rejected a lot of times
>start falling into despair because of this and a couple of other things
>one day while sharpening my knife i cut myself
>feel ecstatic
>try doing it again
>makes me calm down every time
The point is:
Should i seek psychiatric help? A close friend found out about...
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Then get over me. Grow up girl.
>>16807126
>Should i seek psychiatric help?
yes
or become fingerman for the balkan cocaine mafia
Even resorting to drugs is better than being a cutfag.
Is this blood, and if so is it too bright to be worried about? As a side note I have IBS as well as GERD.
those are onion rings from dairyqueen best as I can ID em
sorry.
>>16807108
dis nigga shit out a chinese dragon
Go to a turd doctor, retard.
