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Anyone who is familiar with the game, what would a winning roll for big bucks look like?
>>16811146
its crap
play roulette
t. game theory
>>16811149
I just need a few sentences in a story like... these people are about to win big.
But what would a realistic winning roll be?
Snake eyes?
>>16811146
Fucking Google it goddamn
My girlfriend broke up with me a few hours ago, now I feel like complete utter garbage. I honestly feel like dying. She saw that I still texted my ex, but I can't help it. My ex is the mother of my child so I talk to her to keep in touch with my daughter. Now I don't know what to do. Any thoughts?
Did she make you that cake?
>she doesn't like that you text your ex, whom you've had a child with
Sounds like she's immature or wanted a reason to break up with you. Either way fuck her. Sorry dude.
>>16811156
Yeah, she did.
I'm in my second term of my programming course and I'm already starting to struggle. First term we just learned basic stuff on Java and that was easy. However, this term, while we're still learning Java and it's still really easy, we also starting learning c/c++ and I'm struggling so much more with it.
I know it's supposed to be a harder language to learn, but it seems like every assignment we get I get stuck and need help like ten billion times. I feel like I'm not picking the content up as quickly as I should be and it has be really...
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>>16811085
Not sure why you're having issues if you're doing the same stuff with a different language.
Are you sure you haven't moved on to more advanced concepts?
Practice more. A lot of kids in these programs have a lot of coding background. Also the Internet is your best friend
>I'm 2 years into my computer engineering degree
>>16811220
I guess that's all I can do, still, it gets crazy discouraging when I see so many other kids in my program have such an easy time with everything.
Matched with a girl on tinder... I never match with anyone this hot... I'm scared that she's fake. It says she is 1182km away but she says she's in Tokyo (where I am)... I jokingly asked if she wants to go for a drink. She said 7pm would be good for her tonight... I don't know if this is actually catfish or not...
Pic related, it's the girl
Another picture...
I dated a lot around Asia. Go for it. Look your best. Be funny. Be sincere. Trust me.
>>16811083
If it makes you feel any better, tindr actively matches you based on the type of people who swipe left on you. Since I'm a fat American nerd, all I get are fat and or ugly girls. It's hilarious.
How do I be like the Taxi Driver? He seems like everything I wanted to be.
I'm just a massive lonely loser right now
Walk down allomeda
>>16811072
Troll threads seem to be getting worse and worse each passing day.
>>16811401
I'm not trolling
Thinking about cutting myself. Any advices ?
eat candy
>>16811114
don't wanna be fat
>>16811068
I've tried it, doesn't help much honestly. Listening to music and closing my eyes and just escaping helped me way more than cutting ever did. And now I have these stupid scars on my arm.
I'm not ashamed of them at all, I just don't like showing them to people if I can help it to avoid making them feel uncomfortable.
>there's a woman where I work
>we cross paths regularly whenever I have to turn in paperwork
>we make small chit-chat occasionally and she seems really polite
>today she asks why I don't have a girlfriend
>I tell her because all the women my age are single mothers
>she nods and goes back to her computer
>about an hour later I realize that she is...
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You dunce.
Go to her, apologize, and offer to take her out somewhere either as friends or a potential relationship. You do NOT ignore her, it creates tension in the workplace and can be uncomfortable. Just go to her and fucking apologize.
You should apologise before she tells everyone how much of an asshole you are. And then leave her alone.
>>16810990
>being edgy at work
ya dingus
Would like to talk to and hear from someone who has experiences dating loners, preferably girls not guys.
Story
Im 19 and there's this mexican guy (he's Americanized tho and doesn't know spanish) that comes to my job (grocery store) who's 25. Every time i see him he looks sad and mad and has a serious expression all the time he's walking around the store shopping. He shops frequently (usually 3 times a week). First time i talked to him he seemed to not want to talk but eventually we've actually had good conversations when he's relaxed...
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>>16810960
>>16810960
I will be monitoring this thread until it dies because i'd like some input. I guess if you have a question i can answer.
My friends kinda convince me that he's a serial killer and will probably murder me
>>16810960
Also as op sry about the grammar im aware its really shitty.
My god, is this what normies are like? Just because he's serious doesn't mean he's a loner, let alone a serial killer. Serial killers are the most sociable people out there.
Fuck off.
I bought a pretty nice webcam the other day for reasons. Later that day I tried jerking off in front of it on Omegle just for the sake of trying and I fucking loved it. I literally spent 5 hours or so on Omegle.
I'm worried of this, tho. I mean, we all do something beyond the line once and then but I have my webcam with me all day.
Am I a weirdo for doing this?
The neighbours might find out, I have my pc next to a window. Should I just stop?
Is this negative to my dick? I've never been with my dick up 5 hours...
What are the best...
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>I mean, we all do something beyond the line once
No we dont. Youre a fucking perv.
>>16810885
Should I go to the therapist for this then?
I use the unmoderated (+18) video chat that's especially intended for this use. I don't just shove my dick in everyone's face.
Maybe not a therapist, but sounds like you need to get laid.
So usually I don't resort to posting on /adv/ and wallowing on self-pity, but I'm sick and tired of everything happening to me. Lately, I haven't spent a week without something happening to me. I partially tore and retore my ankle ligaments twice, got extremly sick and now I've this weird sensation going on in my eye. I do not believe in coincedences, but the fact that everything seems to happen to me is quite honestly terrifying. On top of that, I've had a myriad of health issues in the past couple of years. I tore my ACL+meniscus, had Bell's Palsy,...
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Bumping it
>>16810869
Whats your room set up like?
Whats your diet?
Do you have any positive people in your life you could talk about these issues with?
You mentioned school, what is your major?
Are you watching a lot of television?
>>16810869
When it rains, it pours Anon. Hopefully this is just a nasty bout you have to get through.
Should I try to date an ugly girl? Hi 21 yrs old virgin, I am already looking for a very long time for a girlfriend but my standards are very high and girls I tried to hit on didnt like me in the end but at the same time I know that less perfect girls would have dated me. Anons who did chose that path is it good? Lowering your standards dramatically?
You know the confusing thing about having "standards" as a virgin is:
Having standards, by definition, is an average. And having a personal standard, implies that you are comparing something against something else in your own past, and saying that this is your minimum.
So how are you comparing anything against anything when you have absolutely ZERO experience to set your standards by in the first place?
Doesn't that just mean you're just setting imaginary bars in thin air?
That's not a standard at that point. That's something else.
>>16810871
Thank you for your advice anon. These advices really help me to form my image of how things should be
>>16810871
So what you're saying is virgins should fuck the first girl that's willing to spread their legs for him?
I know that everything im doing im doing for some kind of image in me in which im what society would describe as perfect. That cant go on like that. How can you achieve that you truly love yourself so that everything you do you do for yourself? In the last weeks I could make a little bit progress but I want to truly love myself
>>16810702
To love yourself you must first be yourself
-Chad
>>16810702
Realize that society is dumb
>>16810705
>>16810710
You guys really have no clue
I honestly feel like porno is the only thing keeping me alive. Porno makes me happy because it feels like a woman is actually there and I love seeing the nude female form.
I don't have the capital or the skill to get a girlfriend. I tried but just don't appear to have "masculine spark" or whatever. I apparently bore women to tears by just being myself.
Porno gives me something to look forward to. I would like to try more dating but I don't even know where to find more women to ask out. I am 25 years old and it feels like every single...
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Stop the negative thinking, for a start. Then stop the porn and see how you react to the change. It might motivate you to want to meet people.
>>16810697
Then don't. Porn is awesome. You get see the naked bodies of women who are at a level you'll never achieve. You get to experience vicariously what sex with them would be like. Haters gonna hate.
>>16810697
Sooner or later you just stop caring
>be me, 20 years old
>reasonably attractive
>get involved with plenty of women
>every time we get sexual i completely fuck it up
>can't get fully erect most of the time
>have trouble getting it in all the time
>cum too quick once i do
i'm a complete disappointment in bed. i always feel like i'll make things right with my next partner,...
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more info:
most of my problems come out of just feeling pressured to perform well. if i'm with a girl and she says something along the lines of "put it inside me" or "fuck me", that's it. I can't do it. I start thinking "ok you have this really hot girl in front of you who wants to be fucked, come on now" and then I can't get hard. i get incredibly nervous and if i somehow manage to get hard, i struggle to get in. if i take too long to get it in, i lose my erection. if i magically manage it, i start to think "ok don't...
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>>16810502
eat her out, senpai
>>16810509
this really hasn't solved the issue for me. im great at foreplay, eating the girl out, fingering, etc. i can make a girl cum, but definitely not through fucking. i want to enjoy good SEX, not just good oral. i want to be able to try crazy positions and just fuck until we cum. i don't want to just rely on my fingers reaching the right spot and then going to bed when it's over.
Dating a guy with a kid.
I hate babies, I love kids. I watched my neighbor's kid constantly for about 5 years. They don't stress me out too much, and I have a high level of patience. But my friend keeps going on and on saying "you have no idea how much work it is. You wouldn't be able to handle it. You have to help raise their child. blah blah blah"
Ok dude. I get it. But maybe I'll be a shitty girlfriend. "That's not possible. You have to raise that child." No I don't. I can just be shitty. "But that's...
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>>16810491
say
>thank you for the concern, but im just starting to see this guy, and were still figuring things out. not just if im compattible with him, or us with each other, but also me with his kids. yes, there comes a point where you gotta commit or ditch, but for now, were still just exploring the possibilities. when the time comes i will keep in mind what you are saying, but its my life, so please stop trying to tell me i shouldnt do something just because you didnt like the results. if...
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>>16810503
She's normally a totally supportive and great friend. Which is why THIS is so annoying.
I guess what I dislike most of all is "I can do it, but I know you can't." People assume I'm an idiot all the time, and are surprised when I'm not completely incompetent. I don't care about them, but it kind of hurts coming from a good friend.
>>16810520
maybe address that with her and have a good cry over it. explain your history with kids. she might not change her mind but you'll have at least said your piece.
but go in soft in that case. sos he doesnt feel like its an attack
