My dick is around 7.5 in but I still feel bad whenever I pull back a little too far and it falls out

Fishing for compliments I see

5.5 here

you are a faggot man

>>16815399
1 day, so what?

>>16815405
I'm horny :c

Shes dead senpai

>>16815398
Hi

>>16815401

Hey, wanna join the adv irc or something...

women have inherent value, so they don't need to fight with anyone else to gain anything (although as you point out, they do like ruining rivals). Men, at a starting point are literally valueless, so sometimes you see risky behavior as a result because there's nothing to lose.

>tfw you will never have a crazy qt sing this about you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uINqPnR1BNw

>>16815167
Half the time you see someone fighting a girl to "ruin" it for her? It's the same as a guy fighting for a girl, it's just a different way of doing it. Doing either one of these is dumb to me though, so I could give less of a shit.

>>16815038

Don't be stupid, you're going to need a shitload in cash before you invest in the stock market.

What if your car gets stolen, need a deductible? Security deposit on a place? Let alone down payment for a house, which will take you a shit load long time to save $600 bucks at a time.

Once you have a COMFORTABLE amount of cash, consider investing some of it.

>>16815038
>stock market

Top lol, friend. Do as this man says: >>16815054

He seems like he knows about what he's ain't

This is a horrible place for financial advice.

At least here bad answers are born of ignorance. The real nightmare happens when people give you bad answers out of knowledge.

The standard financial advice of diversification, but with an emphasis on stocks as a slightly larger percentage, (as opposed to cash or bonds) has held for at least a hundred years.

It is standard, but rarely do people ever follow it.,

SAVING: hjahahahahaha , a stupid choice, if your are American or European, savings account interests are at an all time low, and will be low for...
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>>16815032

>I think it's one of the worst fetishes you can have

Liking tall women isn't a fetish. Putting vegetables in your ass while someone treats you like a baby is a fetish. This isn't a fetish.

If its messing with your life that much than maybe you need to back the fuck off it a little. If its not working then try something else, you can't keep smashing your head into a wall and then be perplexed why your head hurts.

Also, its a little ironic that you're balding and you want a girl who has a perfect view of your patchy scalp every time she's with you.

>>16815032
I'm a 5'10 strong amazonian trans woman with curves, you think you can handle me?

>>16815032
>I literally cannot stay sexually satisfied in a relationship with a woman who is shorter than me
You mentioned having exes wear heels before. Do you think you'd be able to stay interested in a girl shorter than you if she was comfortable wearing heels? Or does this not compare to the real thing?

>>16814916
You gotta leave the house first.

Or maybe pose on the lawn with sexy clothes on so girls will notice you.

>>16814916
how old are you and what do you do to afford a place like that

You're right, those dumplings do look shitty

Girls get jealous as fuck.

Pumping on the reg
Lucky, supportive assistance and it's like having Sheva from re5

>>16814871
It's different for everyone but most of the time it doesn't end well. It can be pretty fun when you're high but when you're low it can really suck.

1-good then horribly bad
2-good then meh
3-good then meh
4-good then horribly bad
5-good then horribly bad
6-bad then meh

That's been my experience. Been single for two years and never been happier.

>>16814840
Oh Anon,
this kinda breaks my heart. :(

I wish you didn't feel like you had to try so hard... but I guess everyone does.

Post a pic and we can at least help you out eyebrow-wise. And honestly, if you're not a shit person, that pretty much puts you WAY ahead of the curve.

>>16814840
Have you tried rough anal sex with an overweight hairy middle aged man? That seems more akin to what you're looking for.

>>16814840

>sports car

Ib4 Scion, base 3 series, Miata, rsx/integra, etc.

Sounds to me like what you really want is to do better, am i wrong?

If she's not meeting your standards, stick with your preferences and take action to defend yourself, since your emotions are offended

>>16814813

Go out for some long walks, watch 500 days of summer.

>>16814813
I think that if you've already given it a fair shot and been straightforward with her that you want to be in a relationship/have exclusivity and she rejected you, then it sounds like she's just gonna be a lot of trouble for you. If you haven't already then distance yourself from her as much as you can. I realize that might seem like the hardest thing to do, but staying around someone who you have really strong feelings for but who doesn't share those feelings for you and in fact is going out of...
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>>16814803

That sounds terrible, but it was an accident, you can't blame yourself for an accident. If keepin this bottled up is causing you so much stress then you gotta have a chat with dad, or at least with mom.

Well obviously you approach him, tell him that even though it was a long time ago, you never meant to hit him in the head, it was an accident and you've felt guilty about it for years and the guilt has been ruining your willingness to be friendly towards him.

Then tell him that you want to be buds with him again, and ask if there is anything he wants in order to bury the hatchet.

This is amends 101

>>16814827
>>16814838
I don't know how to broach the subject though, it's been quite a while. And also, I dunno, but I might start balling.

>>16814800
>Giving someone herpes
Fucking scumbag.

>>16814808
I didn't know, my ex would get coldsores but we wouldn't make out or anything when she got them and I've never got them.

>she says it's cool and most people have it
lol?

I should mention, I am pretty much a nice guy. Handsome, but a socially awkward computer nerd and late bloomer (first relationship in mid 20s)

If your anything like me it means youre two good at sex. Like crazy good at sex. Much better than your grammar skills. Like sex skills > grammar skills by a gazillion. Bitches love good sexing and poor grammar. Its the perfect storm of panty dropping fall in love madness. Ya di

If you're a nice guy women see you as relationship material and the bad boy as sex material.

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Zyzz truly was the ideal man aesthetic-wise, though he roided which is stupid to do just to get pussy. In contrast, the guy in your OP pic isn't very attractive to me. My uneducated assumption is that he lifts for strength and not aesthetics.

On this chart I find ottermode and athletic to be the most aesthetic. Built and onward are a bit much. Skinnyfat is neutral and I wouldn't turn builtfat down but he's got more bodyfat than I prefer. Anything more though.. Let's be honest, even a slightly muscular guy has an edge up on the competition because...
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>>16814817
I think he is just roided to hell for size but not lean like Zyzz

dad bods

Suicide is so much effort, it's easier to live.

call a friend, distract your mind. play a game, anything but thinking bout suicide.

>>16814713
Enjoy life as a paraplegic, it'll definitely be less depressing

>>16814713

What do you mean you can't because you don't have a license? The goal is to be dead when it's over, they can't exactly arrest a corpse. Not that that sounds like a very good way to go anyway, I've heard that pills are the most comfy so you should do a little research and see if you can get your hands on some. Should do the trick as long as you don't try to OD somewhere where people will find you instantly since it's very easy to save someone if they catch it in time.

Or...
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