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>tfw penis insecurity
my penis is just under 7" but I always feel like it's small.
anyone else know this feel? how do I get over it?
what do women consider a small dick?
My dick is around 7.5 in but I still feel bad whenever I pull back a little too far and it falls out
Fishing for compliments I see
5.5 here
you are a faggot man
I haven't seen my gf since yesterday I'm freaking out senpaitachi
>>16815399
1 day, so what?
>>16815405
I'm horny :c
Shes dead senpai
Anybody wanna talk?
I have the sudden uncontrollable urge of talking with somebody.
Pls respond
>>16815401
Hey, wanna join the adv irc or something...
Why aren't girls ever passionate in fighting/taking the lover they want?
You see guys kill each other over girls sometimes. Do horrible things to get her. Even if it makes the girl hate them, there are men who will go as far as to make sure no one else can have her if he can't.
You never really hear about this or see it happen. The only times it's even portrayed in media isn't to get the guy, but to ruin it for some other woman.
Thoughts?
women have inherent value, so they don't need to fight with anyone else to gain anything (although as you point out, they do like ruining rivals). Men, at a starting point are literally valueless, so sometimes you see risky behavior as a result because there's nothing to lose.
>tfw you will never have a crazy qt sing this about you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uINqPnR1BNw
>>16815167
Half the time you see someone fighting a girl to "ruin" it for her? It's the same as a guy fighting for a girl, it's just a different way of doing it. Doing either one of these is dumb to me though, so I could give less of a shit.
So I graduated high school In December and just landed a job making $1200 a month. What should I do with It? Obviously I'm going to become financially independent but I will have about 600 bucks per month to either spend,save, or invest. I don't care much about material goods and have taken a liking to some of the results I've seen with people investing at early ages. Should I study the stock market and start investing after saving a few grand?
>>16815038
Don't be stupid, you're going to need a shitload in cash before you invest in the stock market.
What if your car gets stolen, need a deductible? Security deposit on a place? Let alone down payment for a house, which will take you a shit load long time to save $600 bucks at a time.
Once you have a COMFORTABLE amount of cash, consider investing some of it.
>>16815038
>stock market
Top lol, friend. Do as this man says: >>16815054
He seems like he knows about what he's ain't
This is a horrible place for financial advice.
At least here bad answers are born of ignorance. The real nightmare happens when people give you bad answers out of knowledge.
The standard financial advice of diversification, but with an emphasis on stocks as a slightly larger percentage, (as opposed to cash or bonds) has held for at least a hundred years.
It is standard, but rarely do people ever follow it.,
SAVING: hjahahahahaha , a stupid choice, if your are American or European, savings account interests are at an all time low, and will be low for a long, long time.
You need to think of the money you have now as Capital
I need to rant about having a tall girl fetish, I think it's one of the worst fetishes you can have
1. I'm 5-11 (inb4 manlet), so there are not many girls taller than me
2. I've been with many girls (usually 8's), and always keep one a text away (I don't even think I'm very attractive) but they are always shorter than me.
3. I've approached every tall girl I see that is decent looking, none ever seem interested. I'm not creepy and infantile like some "height fetishists" are, I just can't game them. Part of it is maybe I don't encounter enough to practice, but in principle it shouldn't be any different than regular girls.
4. I made some of my FWB's wear 8" stripper heels in the bedroom and it turned me on a lot, but it seems to make them uncomfortable.
This seems like an impossible fetish. I keep thinking I'll meet one that will be interested, but now that I'm balding to at age 28 I'm really pessimistic.
Aside from trying to get rich (my mission for the last 10 years) what can I do?
I literally cannot stay sexually satisfied in a relationship with a woman who is shorter than me - I know it's fucking weird, but I don't care, I accept it.
It just seems like girls need someone taller, but so do I - and I'm not looking for someone with a dominant personality, I'm not into that or BDSM, I just love long legs.
>>16815032
>I think it's one of the worst fetishes you can have
Liking tall women isn't a fetish. Putting vegetables in your ass while someone treats you like a baby is a fetish. This isn't a fetish.
If its messing with your life that much than maybe you need to back the fuck off it a little. If its not working then try something else, you can't keep smashing your head into a wall and then be perplexed why your head hurts.
Also, its a little ironic that you're balding and you want a girl who has a perfect view of your patchy scalp every time she's with you.
>>16815032
I'm a 5'10 strong amazonian trans woman with curves, you think you can handle me?
>>16815032
>I literally cannot stay sexually satisfied in a relationship with a woman who is shorter than me
You mentioned having exes wear heels before. Do you think you'd be able to stay interested in a girl shorter than you if she was comfortable wearing heels? Or does this not compare to the real thing?
I need a girl to live with me , I'm soo lonely. Literally all I have tonight to keep me company is my shitty dumplings and soysauce. Where can I meet girls?
>>16814916
You gotta leave the house first.
Or maybe pose on the lawn with sexy clothes on so girls will notice you.
>>16814916
how old are you and what do you do to afford a place like that
You're right, those dumplings do look shitty
How good is having a girlfriend, /adv/?
Is it all it's cracked up to be?
Girls get jealous as fuck.
Pumping on the reg
Lucky, supportive assistance and it's like having Sheva from re5
>>16814871
It's different for everyone but most of the time it doesn't end well. It can be pretty fun when you're high but when you're low it can really suck.
1-good then horribly bad
2-good then meh
3-good then meh
4-good then horribly bad
5-good then horribly bad
6-bad then meh
That's been my experience. Been single for two years and never been happier.
How to be more attractive like pic related in a way that women (or just people in general) reach out to you, in person or on social media? These are some I things I nailed
>be fit, 163lbs with 14%bf
>get new haircut with a bit of pomade
>get some new clothes that fit, a few plain shirts, some pants and brown/black dress shoes
>exfoliate skin
>moisturize skin
>have a nice breath
>reading a few books
>keep up with world news
>be generally knowledgeable
>have a mission in life
>have my own sports car
Things that I am still struggling with
>still have some acne
>really thick eyebrows
>still living with parents (22y/o)
>can't cook or clean
>don't really know much about personal finance
>absolutely horrible on social media, instagram or facebook. I post good pictures from time to time but never stand out
>still a bit autismo
What can I do more? Any other tips?
>>16814840
Oh Anon,
this kinda breaks my heart. :(
I wish you didn't feel like you had to try so hard... but I guess everyone does.
Post a pic and we can at least help you out eyebrow-wise. And honestly, if you're not a shit person, that pretty much puts you WAY ahead of the curve.
>>16814840
Have you tried rough anal sex with an overweight hairy middle aged man? That seems more akin to what you're looking for.
>>16814840
>sports car
Ib4 Scion, base 3 series, Miata, rsx/integra, etc.
I need advice
I fucked up. I became too emotionally involved with a female friend. I got in too deep. I'm trying to get rid of my feelings for her. But I'm really hurting, bad. We would flirt heavy, cuddle, kiss and spend time together. She would text me at night saying how she cares about me so much. but I now realize that this will not work. she does not believe in relationships and talks about how she wants attract other guys. It's tearing me apart. How can you be intimate with someone, tell them you really like them and do so many sweet things. But talk about other guys like its nothing.
Fuck. I'm hurting. I can't do this. But I don't want this girl out of my life. I feel so lost. And I have too much going on in my life to deal with this shit emotionally. Help
Sounds to me like what you really want is to do better, am i wrong?
If she's not meeting your standards, stick with your preferences and take action to defend yourself, since your emotions are offended
>>16814813
Go out for some long walks, watch 500 days of summer.
>>16814813
I think that if you've already given it a fair shot and been straightforward with her that you want to be in a relationship/have exclusivity and she rejected you, then it sounds like she's just gonna be a lot of trouble for you. If you haven't already then distance yourself from her as much as you can. I realize that might seem like the hardest thing to do, but staying around someone who you have really strong feelings for but who doesn't share those feelings for you and in fact is going out of their way to attract other guys and make sure you know it is just going to make you feel like shit for a long time. Cry it out for a while and slowly piece yourself back together. Pick up some new hobbies, maybe get yourself some abs to make yourself feel better. Best of luck, mate.
I just broke down crying like a little bitch after my dad mentioned something I used to say to him as a kid. I managed to hold it in until I was alone.
I feel like I have this weird guilt around my relationship with my father, and I can't quite explain why but I really want to fix it.
I should mention it at least partially relates to an incident that occurred when I was 19. I'm now 22.
While helping take down scaffolding after we'd been painting a house, I accidentally cracked him over the head with a large, heavy piece of the metal framework. He had a hardhat on and apart from being shocked/really angry, he was ok.
I had been working out a lot, but wasn't used to it and my arms were just very weak and tender that day, and I had asked to be excused or whatever, but they needed help so I had to.
Any way, crucially I'm not 100% certain he knew it was an accident. Or at least he seemed to disbelieve me at first and thought I was just being a massive cunty teenager.
Then a few months or weeks later his vision in one eye was off and it turns out his retina detached. I thought it was all behind us, and the two things honestly never crossed my mind as related, until my mom told me it was probably because of the hit to the head. His vision really hasn't been perfect again ever since.
This is something that has devastated me since, and I just can't really bring myself to be friendly with him any more. I guess I'm ashamed or...I don't know.
Please. Anyone have anything similar and got over it?
Note, while the best incident is definitely a large factor, I do think things had been a bit weird between us since before that.
And it's very strange. He's never had any qualms about expressing his love for me or my siblings. Somehow I've become the bitter weird dude who can't tell him he loves him.
I just want to be buds with my dad again. He's the best. Please help.
Image: he loves chopping wood.
>>16814803
That sounds terrible, but it was an accident, you can't blame yourself for an accident. If keepin this bottled up is causing you so much stress then you gotta have a chat with dad, or at least with mom.
Well obviously you approach him, tell him that even though it was a long time ago, you never meant to hit him in the head, it was an accident and you've felt guilty about it for years and the guilt has been ruining your willingness to be friendly towards him.
Then tell him that you want to be buds with him again, and ask if there is anything he wants in order to bury the hatchet.
This is amends 101
>>16814827
>>16814838
I don't know how to broach the subject though, it's been quite a while. And also, I dunno, but I might start balling.
So I gave my friend herpes(hsv1). I feel terrible but she says it's cool and most people have it, etc. I still wanna make things right somehow and not just appease my guilt. She really is an awesome person.
>>16814800
>Giving someone herpes
Fucking scumbag.
>>16814808
I didn't know, my ex would get coldsores but we wouldn't make out or anything when she got them and I've never got them.
>she says it's cool and most people have it
lol?
What do you do wrong when you want to fuck sluts, get a fuck-buddy etc but only attract girls who want a relationship?
I should mention, I am pretty much a nice guy. Handsome, but a socially awkward computer nerd and late bloomer (first relationship in mid 20s)
If your anything like me it means youre two good at sex. Like crazy good at sex. Much better than your grammar skills. Like sex skills > grammar skills by a gazillion. Bitches love good sexing and poor grammar. Its the perfect storm of panty dropping fall in love madness. Ya di
If you're a nice guy women see you as relationship material and the bad boy as sex material.
Ladies of /adv/ advise me on your ideal musculature preference in men, do you like the canon ball shoulder and thick neck look, or the lean fightclub look? Whats the best?
Zyzz truly was the ideal man aesthetic-wise, though he roided which is stupid to do just to get pussy. In contrast, the guy in your OP pic isn't very attractive to me. My uneducated assumption is that he lifts for strength and not aesthetics.
On this chart I find ottermode and athletic to be the most aesthetic. Built and onward are a bit much. Skinnyfat is neutral and I wouldn't turn builtfat down but he's got more bodyfat than I prefer. Anything more though.. Let's be honest, even a slightly muscular guy has an edge up on the competition because so many guys are horrendously out of shape.
>>16814817
I think he is just roided to hell for size but not lean like Zyzz
dad bods
I want to die, I've tried to kill myself multiple times but my attempts are just as pathetic and unsuccessful as I am. looking for ways to statistically increase my chance of dying. I already don't wear seatbelts and shit like that, but I'm not even lucky enough to get into a car accident.
(inb4 drive yourself into something - i dont have a liscense)
Suicide is so much effort, it's easier to live.
call a friend, distract your mind. play a game, anything but thinking bout suicide.
>>16814713
Enjoy life as a paraplegic, it'll definitely be less depressing
>>16814713
What do you mean you can't because you don't have a license? The goal is to be dead when it's over, they can't exactly arrest a corpse. Not that that sounds like a very good way to go anyway, I've heard that pills are the most comfy so you should do a little research and see if you can get your hands on some. Should do the trick as long as you don't try to OD somewhere where people will find you instantly since it's very easy to save someone if they catch it in time.
Or you might consider that your attempts have been unsuccessful because you don't actually want to die, you just want help with something. If that sounds like it could be true you should go see a therapist immediately, talk through your problems and try to find some medicine that will help lessen the daily struggle (That last part can take a bit of time and several false starts).
>>16814721
What the fuck does that even mean? In what way is living a full life LESS effort than ending it all now? Of all the pro-life bullshit platitudes that has to be the most nonsensical I've ever encountered.
