>>16822789
Yeah, that shit is sealed. You have nothing to worry about. Cheers.

>>16822797
Oh thank fuck anon. That is a huge relief. Thank you soo much .

literally any job application anywhere will ask if you have be convicted, pleaded guilty, to any felony or crime above a traffic ticket. Hell even mcdonalds asks that.

You fucked bro, maybe even REALLY fucked depending on what you want to do.

>>16822657
Nah

They want experience.

Unless you find that rare girl that does...but again that's rare.

>>16822657
>Are girls turned on like guys about taking virginity?

You're making the assumption all guys are turned on by taking a girls virginity.

The majority of guys I know aren't. And personally, I wouldn't give a flying fuck about it one way or the other (except that it'd just mean she'd probably be shitty at sex, and I'd have to take more time easing in to things).

Same thing for women, I'm sure there are some who find it hot, but the...
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>>16822657
It depends on the girl.

I like taking a man's virginity, but only when he's hot.
Like if he's strong and attractive but you can make him vulnerable then that's cute. Taking a fat neet's virginity is not cute, though. That's like the equivalent of taking an unnattractive (fat+ugly+smelly) girl's virginity

>>16822631
From a friend

"It's easier to be aware of your mouth though and you can tell when they're getting close because they get so rock hard. And then you can sometimes feel them twitching in your mouth and you get to taste the delicious cum.

Can't feel it so well in other places unfortunately. The best part of sex is giving blowjobs I think. Omg when you start tasting precum you know you're doing something right.

I really want a big dick to suck on"

>>16822648
>from a friend

>>16822631
you're on the wrong board

Yes, don't know anyone personally that would go for that though. How did you get HIV, if you don't mind me asking?

Aren't there dating websites for people with STDs

>>16822489
I got it from my mom.

>>16822327

>variety of answers based on femanon's personal sexual choices
>there is no right answer

Personally I wouldn't think it's hot.

I like yaoi, but get jealous and insecure, so I would prefer if he didn't express that other people are hot too often.

>>16822342
>variety of answers based on femanon's personal sexual choices
>there is no right answer

This.

I'm a dude, i'm straight but I've made out with guys a couple times (inb4 you're a homo. I just don't give a shit. Spit is spit. But I'll say it is boring as fuck). My girlfriend's said the idea of it hot as fuck But she's also said she'd probably get jealous if she ever saw it happening lol. *shrug*

>>16822201
Yes. Just take it in the ass like you normally do, fag.

>>16822212
>tfw never taken it in the ass

T-This is what this thread is about!

Not trip fagging on 4chan probably

>>16822060

>What's the best way to explain to her this is wrong?

Dumping her whore ass

Tell her it hurts your feelings.

It's not wrong. As long as the guy doesn't take it seriously and she's not letting them on, it's ok.

This is the least subtle brag post ever.

Sounds like a great deal on paper, but don't you find this kind of disgusting?

She sounds like a piece of shit, I'd rather just fap than stick my penis in that mess, maybe even rat on her.

>>16821798

Quite interesting, it would be a kick, but i think she just needs sex, if shed be in love with you she would be your gf and not sticked to the other guy... you would be her playball, think about getting her back, cause you wont be able to keep that up forever.... if you dont want her i wouldnt mess up her relationship, she will get sex somewhere else or if she means it serious she will ask you for a relationship.... godd luck mate

>>16821713
I'm sure you can find plenty of dudes to stuff your muffin with no strings attached. For fucks sake you're a woman you have sex on beginner mode.

Get drunk and dance, and let the guys around you do the rest.

This is of course only advice to your question. My actual advice is for you to stick to your morals.

>>16821713
Tequila.

I'd say both. No one wants a lard who can talk and no one wants a 10 who can barely talk.

>>16821620

>do women actually like men who are confident

maybe its just your unfortunate wording, but do you seriously mean to imply that theres a chance women hate confidence?

>or does appearance matter more

kinda depends on the person, not just them, but you, as well as what is going on in general and in their life etc.

>do you just herently have to posess both and are fucked otherwise
>fucked...
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>>16821625
There was a video posted here about how if this nerd guy sub par in appearance was super confident with women and just talked about magic with a passion that he could get any women he wanted. This is clearly a hyperbole, but is the gist of this statement true?

ARE YOU INSANE

No save yourself for another virgin.

>>16821540
>The problem is I always wanted my first time to be with another virgin.

You should have abandoned that fantasy years ago, my man.

I guess this is a good opportunity to ask.

What is a beta? (loser that can't get girlfriends?)
What is a chuck?

As for the White Knighting people love to debate stuff and reflect on moral topics without actually doing anything about them, just talk talk talk talk.

The ride never ends.

>>16821566
A beta is a male who, instead of being alpha and manning up, completely bitches out. Can apply to many situations, but often refers to scenarios with women.

A *cuck or cuckold is the most pathetic form of life.

Laborer here. You can make good money in a trade job and the exercise is nice, but I think the magic of the outdoors and such will fade for you in time. I've had back issues from the strain since my mid 20s, too. I still say follow your dream.

I'm actually desperately searching for a decent desk job at this point. Your firm hiring?

You do realize that those electricians etc dream of sitting at a fucking desk all day right? Most of us are like this, never satisfied, always wishing for something else.

Not like your life is perfect, I get it, desks jobs suck, but then again all jobs suck if you don't have a passion for them. And usually the passion also dies in time. Still, if your job makes you unhappy you should quit it and try doing whatever you like. But I'd save some money before doing that if I were you. This "it's too late to do it" is just an excuse, maybe unless you...
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>>16821191
You just gave me a great idea for a reality TV show where people "switch" jobs. Actually money has literally nothing to do with it. Its just, sitting in a 10x15 office 8 hours a day and thinking to yourself, "Is this what life is?".

>>16821194
Yes, I am sure they do. Hence, why the grass is always greener.

In my experience this is a catch 22. If you've already been ignored extensively the only way you can get on her level and make meaningful contact is when you are in a situation where you haven't got that hole inside you. Is this just friend or ex or crush?

>>16820774
Crush. She knows. We talked about it a few years ago. She's like a sister to me now.

She recently got a boyfriend, and I recently broke up with my girlfriend. We used to confide everything in each other, but we've been drifting apart and now I feel like this bf has replaced me entirely. I want to tell her about my breakup sadness, which is exactly what I would've done when we were super close, but now I just get radio silence.

I feel pathetic for being so preoccupied by it.

You need to move on bro. She probably doesn't feel like being close to someone with an obvious crush is a good idea now that she has a boyfriend. You need to move on to a different woman as it's clear you still have feelings for this girl and are hung up. Find other people to talk with and expand your social circle. Try online dating. Whatever helps.

she´s 31 and a virgin?? AND you´ve been dating for 2 and half years??

>>16820467
There's nothing significant to it. If she wanted to be with a woman, she'd left you. She probably loves you as much as she always has, but may have felt uncomfortable with letting you know of her sexual fetishes/interests, or that she masturbates to pornography.

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Any advice on methods to deal with procrastination? I have to work on a CV and cover letters and I physically and mentally can´t get myself to get it done!