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In the morning I'm going with my immediate family to go visit my grandmother on her death bed. She might have a few days left.
My problem is that I really couldn't care less. She's lived a full, privelidged life all while being a bitchy cunt.
Should I fake like I'm distraught to keep up appearances or should I just remain indifferent?
>>16850159
Be there to support the rest of your family, asshole.
>>16850159
Pretend to care, or else your family will be like, "Oh look, it's Anon. The MONSTER."
You're quite the awful person, OP.
Fake it for your family's sake.
I bet you're voting for Bernie Sanders.
Was on /pol/ when I took a sip of my scorching hot tea and burned the fuck out of my tounge I got told to stop samefagging and go to /adv/ so here I am, no blood because I ran my tounge under some water as suggested by a Swedish dude
Nothing you can do apart from letting it heal. If it's really uncomfortable then pop some pain killers and drink water.
>>16850164
I've got some health issues and when I get cuts they get infected immediately can that happen to my tongue (it's an autoimmune issue not from mouth bacteria)
>>16850168
Human saliva got a pretty strong anti-bacteria agent, so strong it can even provide healing benefits to cuts on your skin just by licking it.
Relax you got nothing to worry about.
How do you fix pleasureless orgasms when you're a woman?
I've tried
- Edging
- Not masturbating for many months
- Exploring my body for erogenous zones (there aren't any)
- Powerful wand vibrators
- tingly lube
- Actual sex with foreplay and oral with experienced older men
I have no problem getting aroused so finding some new fetish isn't going to help
Please help this is a nightmare.
>>16850036
Deeper, steady breaths leading up to and through climax.
>>16850062
That actually does help, especially since I started kundalini breathing
But it's only a small increase in pleasure
>>16850036
kegels.
Why the fuck do women think they dont need to exercise. This is one of many symptoms. regardless of your physical activity an orgasm is the rapid contraction of muscles. If your muscles are too weak it wont feel too good. The stronger the muscles the better the orgasm.
Secondly as far as arousal its not that easy. You want to masturbate with something inferior to sex like fingering yourself to the thought of sex. possibly watch porn while fingering yourself or reading dirty novels or whatever the female equivalent to porn is. This will train you to respond to smaller sexual stimulus.
I am self-diagnosed with ADHD. There is a shitty system in my country which makes people wait to recieve help from psychiatrist for 2 years. TWO. FUCKING. YEARS.
I want to self-medidate or atleast try out the medicine, but I have no clue how to get the drugs. I am antisocial and have no friends and have a hard time making them. So how do I find a drug dealer? Where do I go, what kind of people should I ask about it or just general tips.
tldr; have no friends, how do I find a drug dealer?
>>16849982
Fuck off
>>16849982
>self-diagnosed
Well, at least you're being honest.
>>16850010
Yes, I would love to be diagnosed for real or atleast diagnosed not to have adhd or be told I have something else.
I guess I should've skipped this whole ADHD part, people never take that seriously (not that I blame them)
>you empathize with all the sad songs
>you try to cheer yourself up
>all the hopeful songs remind you that you will never be anything but mediocre
>your dreams will (not) come true
>>16849917
Its all bullshit.
But it still matters that you do it.
>“Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.” -Indian anorexic.
And its all small shit. I mean, if you think about what reality means, how there's no point to anything, how most people live with these assumptions of what life is supposed to be about, such as being conditioned culturally to believe that making money and being a success matters, otherwise you're a loser of a human being, etc.
All that is bull, its all small shit, but there's benefits of fitting into society and getting some happiness out of life, if you play by the same rules as everyone else. This is recommended for people who cannot be happy while also seeing through the bullshit.
life is over.
Does depression go away on its own some time?
Sometimes, it does.
I can think of two cases.
One, the freshness from a traumatic event just wears off, or you become numb to the feelings of it.
Two, in chemical cases, I imagine one could simply grow out of, or be healed by their own brain.
I dunno, I have to see a doctor for it, hah
Depends on the circumstances.
depression seeks to kill
Untreated, it will get worse and worse until you're one of those people that only gets out of bed to use the bathroom and eat enough calories to get by
I'd recommend a doctor, but that's kind of the nuclear option because they usually hand out anti-depressants like candy. Those can fuck you up too. Start with exercise...
I'm taking my girlfriend on a cruise. We're fairly new. I work a full time job and she goes to school and collects money from the state (something about both her parents being on disability she gets like $500/month).
I am paying for the cruise and it's come out to about $1,000 for the both of us. I would like her to buy us both soda passes (about $24/person) but I don't know how I should tell her I want that. I asked her if she'd be getting a pass and she said probably now but I feel like maybe she should cover something.
Say, "Hey, would you mind picking up our soda passes? It's cool if you can't, but it would help me out."
>>16849919
Yep this. Just be casual bout it.
You've spent 1k and now have the hiccups about 50 bucks? Seriously grow some balls man.
Let's get into this. It's a relationship problem so bare with me.
>sucked two dicks before meeting my boyfriend
>start dating boyfriend
>boyfriend has never so much as kissed a girl before
>"Have you ever done anything?"
>never been vaginally penetrated say no
>we date for a while, he gets the pussy
>continue on with life
>I develop feelings for someone else break up with boyfriend, bang new guy
>boyfriend begs for me back
>months pass before I agree again
>me and boyfriendo are very serious about each other now
>wanted to take my dirty deeds to the grave with me but know that it's not right
TLDR: I didn't tell my boyfriend about my dirty deeds when we first met, now we're very serious, and I have no idea how to bring it up to him. What the hell do I do?
>What the hell do I do?
tell your bf to find somebody else
>>16849907
Being a boyfriend, you should probably mention it next time he asks. I asked my girlfriend and I got the honest truth. I'm grateful for it.
The kicker is, you need to make him feel valuable/important, and make him understand that you wanted to take it to your grave.
>>16849929
Listen. I want to keep him.
I was just the "other man" by having sex with my ex who currently has a boyfriend.
What's the right thing to do now?
>>16849872
Probably telling the guy, but fuck that noise. Just don't do it again. He might try to ruin your life if you tell him.
>>16849872
Get her to break up with him. If she refuses tell him.
>>16849872
Send the boyfriend a text with a picture of his girl nude or something. Say she's cheating and that you bear no ill will. Sympathize with him.
Don't leave some poor dude with a slut, though.
Can anyone tell me what these little boxes mean?
Pic related
Those are upvote boxes. Click them to 'like' the posts you see :^)
>>16849817
Thanks
Have a ticked box :)
>>16849829
thanks, I ticked yours in return ;)
As a prank, I want to sign my friend up for getting random emails and calls. For example, he signed me up for some free hip replacement thing and I was getting calls all day asking about when I wanted to schedule my surgery. Any ideas as to how I can get back at him?
>pic related. I've been getting a bunch emails like this lately
Porn newsletters! Target fetishes too.
Send a free sample of incontinence pants to his work. Under his name. Hopefully he'll be very happy to recieve a paclage at work. Open it infront of people and you win...
>>16849789
It's called "wire fraud" and it's a federal crime.
How do I keep fucking a girl without getting feelings? I'm with a girl right now and she does freaky shit like cum on face and tits swallowing and shit which is cool but all I can think about is other dudes doing it. I want to just fuck for awhile and then say something along of the lines of "your too dirty and I just keep thinking about the freaky shit you did with other dudes"
I really do love her but ugh I just keep thinking of other dudes cumming in her face and she talks worse about sex than any girl I've ever met and she's only 17. Like fuck
Lucky bastard.
Anyway she does that stuff for you and only you. If she's that young it's doubtful she was doing that with others previously. She wouldn't want to imagine you doing things with other women either.
>>16849762
I dunno man she had 3 sexual partners before and she always talks about sucking my dick and shit I feel like she was the same for everyone else
>>16849747
28 here and recently dropped another 18-year-old. So far, all of them have been total freaks doing just the things you describe. It's this new generation, man, sluts everywhere. I don't ever hang out with these girls outside of hooking up, that's how I stay unattached. Think I'm done with little girls, though. They all have ugly personalities and are usually still children mentally.
What is the best path in life?
>>16849592
no one would even know how to begin answering this other than 'the one that seems to make you the most happy' which of course will evolve over time.
the path of Satan.
>>16849592
smoke crack
What is a better way to attempt to self-learn computer science? Is it better to start at the concepts by grasping discrete mathematics, algorithms, etc; or is it better to start learning computer science applications like a language?
I try to learn both at the same time, but it's just not cutting it for me. So I'm attempting to learn the concepts first by reading a book on discrete mathematics, but I don't know if I am tackling this in the most efficient manner.
Can anyone on /adv/ weigh in on this topic? I'd really appreciate the advice.
Computer Science is not the same discipline as Software Engineering, though to master one you will need skills in the other.
You need to pick which one you actually want to master and focus on that to begin, if you're self-teaching. What is your real goal?
>>16849557
Not op
But same situation
My goal is to understand computacional graphics
>>16849557
My goal is to understand the fundamentals and concepts which are shared by computer languages so I can understand new languages and other cs applications quicker.
My main goal is to create B2B applications to simplify a supply chain. But the basic goal that I am trying to work towards is having a good enough grasp of a language and the concepts for me to start freelancing. So I can have something to put on my resume when trying to get a programming job.
Im 21 at university. Little about me. introverted, recovering from social anxiety tremors, looks like the skeleton king reincarnate but ok im working on it. So ive had very little success (zero) with women in the past not even held hands level sad. This is my last year of college regretfully.
Now. Im in a lecture and really cute girl 9/10 walks in late and sits next to me. Ok. Comes the 1st break im a little bitch and we sit in silence. My friend comes talk to me for a bit and i catch her looking at me but whatever means nothing just humans. Feels bad being a bitch. She looks extremely bored.
Next break. Sit in silence for a minute feels too bad. Say fuck this i got no friends no pride no status to lose and ask her how shes finding the class. She lights up and we joke about how rip this class is. Im trying to keep eye contact but moments of social anxiety tremors fk me up so i break off early. She doesn't seem to care and we keep talking and its going pretty swell. I dont notice any obvious signs tho, she never breaks eye contact or blushes or anything while talking. Break ends.
End of class. Ask for her number to share notes and she gives.
What do i do. I got no fking normal friends to invite her out to. Should i forget about her? She will see how unmanly i am. Neediness is repulsive. I just want to improve i feel like a fking kid at 21.
Practice makes perfect.
If you mess up with this girl, you'll do better with the next one. If you do nothing with this girl, you're back to square one.
>>16849276
But what exactly do i do. I mentioned i got no one to invite her out for. Should i ask her out for a drink? Im introverted i only do medium talk. I have experienced how repulsed girls are by neediness they smell that shit anywhere. I feel like the fucking train man
If you've got a bunch of whiny drivel to post that's only important to you, at least bother with making it reader-friendly
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