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In the morning I'm going with my immediate family to go visit my grandmother on her death bed. She might have a few days left.
My problem is that I really couldn't care less. She's lived a full, privelidged life all while being a bitchy cunt.
Should I fake like I'm distraught to keep up appearances or should I just remain indifferent?
>>16850159
Be there to support the rest of your family, asshole.
>>16850159
Pretend to care, or else your family will be like, "Oh look, it's Anon. The MONSTER."
You're quite the awful person, OP.
Fake it for your family's sake.
I bet you're voting for Bernie Sanders.
Was on /pol/ when I took a sip of my scorching hot tea and burned the fuck out of my tounge I got told to stop samefagging and go to /adv/ so here I am, no blood because I ran my tounge under some water as suggested by a Swedish dude
Nothing you can do apart from letting it heal. If it's really uncomfortable then pop some pain killers and drink water.
>>16850164
I've got some health issues and when I get cuts they get infected immediately can that happen to my tongue (it's an autoimmune issue not from mouth bacteria)
>>16850168
Human saliva got a pretty strong anti-bacteria agent, so strong it can even provide healing benefits to cuts on your skin just by licking it.
Relax you got nothing to worry about.
How do you fix pleasureless orgasms when you're a woman?
I've tried
- Edging
- Not masturbating for many months
- Exploring my body for erogenous zones (there aren't any)
- Powerful wand vibrators
- tingly lube
- Actual sex with foreplay and oral with experienced older men
I have no problem getting aroused so finding some new fetish isn't going to help
Please help this is a nightmare.
>>16850036
Deeper, steady breaths leading up to and through climax.
>>16850062
That actually does help, especially since I started kundalini breathing
But it's only a small increase in pleasure
>>16850036
kegels.
Why the fuck do women think they dont need to exercise. This is one of many symptoms. regardless of your physical activity an orgasm is the rapid contraction of muscles. If your muscles are too weak it wont feel too good. The stronger the muscles the better the orgasm.
Secondly as far as arousal its not that easy. You want to masturbate with something inferior to sex like fingering yourself to the thought of sex. possibly watch porn while fingering yourself or reading dirty novels or whatever the...
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I am self-diagnosed with ADHD. There is a shitty system in my country which makes people wait to recieve help from psychiatrist for 2 years. TWO. FUCKING. YEARS.
I want to self-medidate or atleast try out the medicine, but I have no clue how to get the drugs. I am antisocial and have no friends and have a hard time making them. So how do I find a drug dealer? Where do I go, what kind of people should I ask about it or just general tips.
tldr; have no friends, how do I find a drug dealer?
>>16849982
Fuck off
>>16849982
>self-diagnosed
Well, at least you're being honest.
>>16850010
Yes, I would love to be diagnosed for real or atleast diagnosed not to have adhd or be told I have something else.
I guess I should've skipped this whole ADHD part, people never take that seriously (not that I blame them)
>you empathize with all the sad songs
>you try to cheer yourself up
>all the hopeful songs remind you that you will never be anything but mediocre
>your dreams will (not) come true
>>16849917
Its all bullshit.
But it still matters that you do it.
>“Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.” -Indian anorexic.
And its all small shit. I mean, if you think about what reality means, how there's no point to anything, how most people live with these assumptions of what life is supposed to be about, such as being conditioned culturally to believe that making money and being a success matters, otherwise you're...
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life is over.
Does depression go away on its own some time?
Sometimes, it does.
I can think of two cases.
One, the freshness from a traumatic event just wears off, or you become numb to the feelings of it.
Two, in chemical cases, I imagine one could simply grow out of, or be healed by their own brain.
I dunno, I have to see a doctor for it, hah
Depends on the circumstances.
depression seeks to kill
Untreated, it will get worse and worse until you're one of those people that only gets out of bed to use the bathroom and eat enough calories to get by
I'd recommend a doctor, but that's kind of the nuclear option because they usually hand out anti-depressants like candy. Those can fuck you up too. Start with exercise...
I'm taking my girlfriend on a cruise. We're fairly new. I work a full time job and she goes to school and collects money from the state (something about both her parents being on disability she gets like $500/month).
I am paying for the cruise and it's come out to about $1,000 for the both of us. I would like her to buy us both soda passes (about $24/person) but I don't know how I should tell her I want that. I asked her if she'd be getting a pass and she said probably now but I feel like maybe she should cover something.
Say, "Hey, would you mind picking up our soda passes? It's cool if you can't, but it would help me out."
>>16849919
Yep this. Just be casual bout it.
You've spent 1k and now have the hiccups about 50 bucks? Seriously grow some balls man.
