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Me and my dude best friend (am girl) were messing around wrestling today and things led to another because I'm clueless about the fact he was still attracted to me but I have a boyfriend. He did some really forceful things like pin me hard close to him to get the chance to rub my back and even tried coping a feel a few times. He left angry and I apologized for leading him on, I didn't mean to. Thoughts?
>>17077161
>>17077161
>best dude friend
Lol.
That dude is into you.
>>17077198
I thought that stopped after getting into a relationship.. Ugh I feel so weird.
>Girl with pee fetish
>Was kissless virgin
>meets normal guy, loses virginity
>confesses fetish to first bf, he seems accepting but uses it to manipulate me
>dumped by another guy for being too kinky
>settled into relationship where bf ignores my interests
I feel like I don't deserve to find a sexual match, but at the same time I desire it. I also question whether my sexual...
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>>17077050
You're fucked in the head and you're a slut. Or vice versa. However you prefer. I believe in the power to choose.
>>17077050
You have to understand your fetish isnt shared among healthy minded people with normal interests
>>17077050
>but uses it to manipulate me
How? Like, make me a sandwich or I won't piss on your face tonight?
>Be weeb robot moozlime shitskin indian
>Be officer in club, appoint japanese qt as my assistant
>We start to text about club stuff, then find out we are both weebs
>Tells me she has a wall of manga/anime in her room
>We text about once a week
>Went on club competition together
>We sat in a back of the bus together with a blanket in our laps watching higurashi...
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>>17076694
Just do it. You will leave anyway so you have nothing to lose, only things to gain. Go for it buddy!
ask to just hand out. Might as well do it, I know I missed my chances and I regret all of them.
You could always hide it from your parents. It must be tough living under religious oppression, but what can you do about it. That's society as we know it.
>>17076748
>>17076761
But where would I take her to if I ask her out? I have 0 xp with women.
Holy fuck how does anyone survive this anxiety? I feel my chest is about to cave in.... how the fuck do I get my brain onto something else?
Just do something else, anything else to distract your brain. Watch TV, play a simple video game, eat something tasty, browse some dank memes or shitpost on your favorite board
The first day is the worst. The pain will lessen considerably after you get through the first night.
Don't drink, don't do drugs and definitely don't try to talk to her or text her.
Good luck anon
Time, distractions, find another girl.
Start learning a new language and flirt with foreign chicks.
how do girls feel about foot fetishes? if youre fucking a 10/10 qt and started sucking her foot mid fuck would she think you have autism or allow it?
>>17075712
>would she think you have autism
that's just a 4chan meme m8
That's exactly what feet fetish is. Great feet are an exclusive thing of hot girls.
There are literally zero women on earth with horrid body, ugly face and great feet.
>>17075716
>Great feet are an exclusive thing of hot girls.
My bf is horny and wants to fuck all the time, way more often than I do. Would he calm down a bit if I ask him to marry me?
>>17075139
No.
>>17075139
lol tho
>>17075139
Don't wash down there and don't wipe you ass anymore. It will likely slow him down.
How do I get a job?
I'm 23, NEET, dropped out of college, and I never had a single job. I've pretty much applied everywhere and I either get rejected or not even a single response.
Every NEET I've ever met who says something like 'I've applied everywhere' has applied almost nowhere, so I have to ask... have you REALLY applied everywhere? When you don't have a job, looking for a job should be your job. 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.
when I emerged from NEETdom I had the same struggles as you but decided to get a security guard license because I noticed there were a lot of postings for security jobs on craigslist. Then when I did get the license instead of applying to those jobs I applied at a couple of security agencies (securitas and US security) which are contracted by businesses/buildings/etc to provide security for them, and they had a job for me within a few weeks.
Security kind of sucks but its not bad when you need a job and people leave you alone a lot of the time so if you're working...
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>>17075029
this anon's got it.
Alright, I've been struggling with this for some time now.
My girlfriend and I have had a good sex life a few years back but in the last year her libido has gone done noticeably due to stress of her school. The sex is less frequent and lower in intensity as she doesn't crave it like I do. Now, my fetish is to eat out her ass. It just makes me go crazy. She enjoyed it when I did it to her before every now and then but now the closest I can get is to wash her butt in the shower and feel her that way, if I'm lucky. It seems that she's grown uncomfortable to it or something, even though we've always washed thoroughly before doing it.
I've explained to her before that I really miss the intimacy of it and other intimate sex things and how it makes me feel alone in the situation, and she's understanding and supportive of my feelings but there's not much improvement/change in the end.
It has come to the point where I'm starting to resent her for it slightly and that I try to avoid bringing it up or desiring it to avoid disappointment/rejection.
Also a thing to note is that the craving desire for it is a lot more active when I'm by myself and she's not here. I imagine it in my head and make myself crazy. But then when she comes over and I see her for the first time again all that goes away. Of course the desire slowly flows back in while she's over though.
How can I improve/resolve my situation? Any help is appreciated.
You sure your "gf" isn't a dude?
I liked your previous pic related better. Was it your GF? I'd eat that ass out every day of the year.
>>17074290
Agreed. Neither pics are of her though.
![roastbeef[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NgrsprA.jpg "roastbeef[1].jpg")
I dont look at or watch a lot of porn but when I do I cant help noticing that all the girls have smooth pussies and when guys post girls with anything but an "outie" they get made fun of. I dont have gigantic lips but they do stick out a little and its giving me a lot of anxiety about if guys are going to find my vagina pretty or not. I havent had sex at all yet, does anyone else have a roastie and do guys really care that much? Is it a big deal? Im kind of obsessing over it to the point it makes me feel sick
It's not attractive, but it's not like a guy will just up and leave when he sees it. It's not a dealbreaker.
if you are at the point of having sex with someone they presumably already like you enough not to care what your vagina looks like. also most times when you have sex it will be dark anyway. lots of men dont even really know what vaginas are precisely supposed to look like. dont worry
A little?
Dont worry guys dont really care and it has nothing to do with being a slut for most girls
Different girls different looking pussies
If it hangs out for a inch and looks like shit ye id feel sick
Is this girl out of my league?
Why? Are you the guy in the picture.? You're more decent looking than her tbqh. No homo.
>>17073709
No you are even
>>17073709
If pic is related, then you're fine
How do I get women to hold a conversation with me? I've got tinder along with a couple of women I've met in real life. I try to ask questions to get them talking and to show genuine interest im their life/personality. If/when they ask me questions I try to answer in a way that leaves the conversation open to for more questions or just continue in general. However, most often what I see is that I eventually end up carrying the whole conversation getting only one line responses until she stops responding all together. This hasn't just happened once it's been...
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>>17073493
Are you incredibly boring? Do you do anything interesting besides, say, play video games or watch anime?
>>17073506
There are people interested in that kind of convo as well.
>>17073510
Not the majority, and very unlikely on Tinder.
Can someone give me an idea of where I'm at in terms of getting into an MD program? I'm currently entering my senior year. For reference I'm a Texas resident(22 years) and will be applying to state schools in Texas.
>3.2 cGPA
>3.5 sGPA
>no MCAT yet, obviously.
>upward GPA trend, got C's and D's my first two semesters, getting A's and B's now.
I've got basically no shadowing/volunteer/research experience...
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Consider D.O.
You must have taken a practice MCAT?
>>17072583
No. I haven't completed all the courses covered on the MCAT yet. But I'm a good test taker(consistently 1+ standard deviations above peers) so I have no doubt with hard work I can score a 32+
How do I live in a society that constantly chases money and things that don't truly bring us happiness? I just feel like nothing's worth it and I'm trapped in a system that literally eats us alive. If I die tomorrow it will have all been for nothing.
YouTube - Joe rogan experience
Duncan trussell family hour
.. do what you enjoy, learn a trade/skill..
>>17072432
>If I die tomorrow it will have all been for nothing.
That applies to everybody. Everybody dies, man. You're not the only fucking one. Everybody dies. Everything anyone has ever built will collapse. Everything anyone has ever done will be forgotten. Some things will last longer than others, sure, but that doesn't change the fact that come the end it will all mean nothing.
And that's how life works. For everybody, not just you. What you have to do is deal...
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Hey OP.
Cigarettes are pretty good.
Consider it.
I stole my roommates alien fleshlight because he was in the hospital and now hes home and i cant put it back. He doesnt know yet. Wat do.
Bitchin chili recipe for repayment
>>17072225
Wear it as a sock
>>17072225
>posting shitty meme recipes
I had the perfect solution to your problem but now I won't tell you because of that.
>>17072229
Thanks. Its litterally the only thing on my tablet that isnt porn. Idfk wether or not this is a sfw board.
Okay,I've been using tinder for about 6 months now on a daily bases and I haven't given a single person a left swipe,right swipe for everyone.I just want to meet someone kind at my new duty station pic is me.any advice on how I can change myself up to look better?
I set my account for 100 miles and haven't given a left swipe.not one match
>>17072039
Tinder is essentially a platform to remind sub 8 men they will never get women
>>17072035
You look tired/drousy/sleepy in the photo.
If you're going to pull the military card, at least make an attempt to look badass.
