You tried to fucking kill yourself. Now is not the time to think about post secondary education. You should take at least a year off with therapy and maybe medication to sort yourself out, or you're just going to fall hard again.

>>17087447
Believe me I know how serious it is. I am not going to school now and have become a NEET living with my parents, cumstained underwear, eating Ben and Jerry's daily when I used to be in great shape. This whole thing has just put me in an emotional gutter. I wanted to get into a good law school but those prospects are honestly fucked with a sub 3.7 GPA. Unless I get a perfect LSAT and I'm not smart enough to knock it out of the park and be in the 99.99999th percentile.

I want to get help but I want...
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>>17087443
Hahaha
>I'm not getting what I want
>people are trying to hold me accountable for my actions
>better kill myself

I have no advice to help you manipulate your school. My advice is to reap what you've sewn, and learn two things. First, what not to do next time, and second, that you're still okay, through all the mental suffering you imposed on yourself over this.

>getting kicked out of school for cigarettes

What the fuck? When I was in highschool, we had a designated smoking area for kids that smoked.

Also how did they find out about an email? Also why were you talking about shooting up the school?

>>17087430
I basically sent "gunna gun down [Principle's name] after school" on one of the school's laptops. It was just a joke. They overreacted.

>>17088661
>I'm gonna kill someone at school, oh hahah it's just a joke guys!
Nope. They didn't overreact. You're just very sheltered and apparently haven't even heard that that's a real thing people do. People actually take gun to school and shoot others before committing suicide. Parents hold the schools responsible for not preventing it.

Or you did know that's a real thing in the world, and stupidly did it anyway.. In which case you should feel bad...
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>>17087415
If you made plans you're all good, if she avoided making new plans it would be a problem.

Huh? No, she had a pretty valid excuse. A lot of people (myself included) like to have a relaxation mode before work. And you even said you made plans for a later date. Sounds like she's still interested to me.

>>17087421
>>17087423
here is where my own self confidence is probably an issue. There really isn't anything special about me and she's objectively very attractive and gets a lot of male attention.
she could have a great looking boyfriend if she wants, I have trouble believing she could be interested in me as more than a friend.
like I'm going to just go and fuck up her gene pool.

I'm not terrible looking, just ordinary, when the two of us...
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>>17087385
There are concealers strong enough to be used with tattoos, if you feel the need.

>>17087385
Wow dude, you are taking that scripture way too seriously. Its like the people that say money is the root of all evil. Nah, it's the LOVE of money that is the root of all evil. Currency is needed in our day to day, and is not inherently evil. Pride is the same way. Taking pride in your work is great, taking pride in your accomplishments is great. Thinking you are better than other people because of those things is where pride gets you into trouble. See what I'm getting at? Look at Jesus, don't you...
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>>17087397
Nah I hate being fake id rather the world see that I have a tattoo even though it bothers me than try to conceal it. Plus its a hassle to put on.

>>17087384
Nope - she's broken inside. Someone messed her up bad, she needs therapy first.

>>17087384
Sounds like she just wants a fwb, don't fall in love.

That's a pretty standard by-the-books excuse. Meaning she doesn't want a relationship with you specifically

You're probably going to have a hard time with that if you don't go to school for it.

Most languages can be picked up in 2 years if that's all you are doing. Think rather about what countries or cultures interest you the most, and aim for teaching English there . You will get a chance to
>get paid while you learn the local language
>get laid because you will probably be a novelty and at least 1 girl in town will want to try you out

>>17087340
Freelance translator, native English speaker, and polyglot (conversant in six languages, have been paid to translate from four) here. It's very difficult to make a real living as a translator. You need to be able to hustle for work constantly. And to be able to translate well, you need a better command of a language than most people can get in a year or two unless you are really exceptional. All that said...

Austronesian languages (Indonesian/Malay and Tagalog/Filipino being the big ones) are quite simple...
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ur gonna die m8

>>17087064
I had an infection like that on my leg. If you don't get that treated you're going to wish you were dead.

What caused the wound? How long has it been this way, and when did you get the initial wound? I need more information to be of any help.

Practice sucking dick and both wear a condom

Practice sucking condom and both wear a dick.

>>17086844
Practice condom dick and both wear a sucking.

do you. enjoy your youth while it lasts

Do what turns you on. You may find that after experiencing it for real, it actually turns you off. And even if it doesn't, you'll be finding out about yourself. That's always good.So what if your fantasies are dark? Quit worrying about what's "normal" and be you. "normal" people are worried about what you think because they have no idea you might not be "normal", whatever the fuck that is

>>17086417
So long as the fantasies aren't illegal or mean, get over your guilt. And I agree with the other anon - you don't have to experience all of your fantasies. Sometimes the fantasy is enough to get off, and the actual event is meh. Fantasies are great because they're taboo.

>>17085616
TLDR just be yourself.

>>17085643
So, stay in voluntary isolation with zero motivation or desire to live life and do things?

Doesnt sound very fun or fulfilling senpai

I'm sorta the same, just no GF

I don't think so. I think any employer, if you are a good candidate for the job other than work experience will give you a chance, but they will be very weary of your job performance, and less likely to give you the same chances another employee gets before pidgeon-holing you into the role of the company idiot. Then if that happens it will be only a matter of time before your disposed of in one way or another.

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You're a /pol/tard, aren't you?

>>17085592
You'll have to start from the bottom abut is possible to break through the job market.
Start sooner than late tho.

>>17085389
suck his dick

Try not to let him change too much of his plan, you need to compromised on some parts. It shows that you care and also you won't be FULLY responsible if he fucked up later.

>>17085389
Don't let him do it.
Be a good girlfriend, stay by his side and help him follow his dreams. Make it clear that you'll be by his side whatever he chooses to do.
If things don't turn out great he will be so mad at you and it will ruin your relationship.

The dog is gone, dude. She didn't have retirement plans, she didn't plan to go visit the grandkids, she didn't have a plan for the rest of her day, either. She was probably happy to see you while she was being put down and that's it.

Would you rather have waited until she went severely downhill and started having seizures and was in incredible pain? It's better to let her go just before that start happening, so don't blame yourself by hanging onto it.

>>17084350
I recently had to put down one of my dogs earlier this year. He didn't have long, but it was still tempting to wait as long as possible. What made us decide to go ahead and do it now was this specific perspective: It's better to do it when they're still themselves. Like, for my dog, it was better to do it when he still had energy, when he still seemed mostly normal even though we knew he wasn't. If we'd waited, my last memories of him would've been him coughing and being unable to chase...
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>>17084350
I'm so sorry, Anon. Putting down a pet is fucking heart wrenching. 12 years is a good, long life. She loved you, and you loved her and you'll always have that. You couldn't have prevented her from suffering (or maybe it would've been at an expense you can't afford).

Her ashes are just a totem. You don't need them to remind you of what a great dog she was.

I'm being overtaken by feels, but there is a brief post about "how many dogs is a life?" I haven't...
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>>17111873
Poor baby.

She has aspects of her life that aren't 100% built around you. She's an actual individual human being.

Cope.

>>17111873
she's going twice a day? damn that's some dedication. but expect that to wear off later when she realizes she's over-working herself. she sounds like she has no idea what she's doing.

and she won't get "buff" but she'll become firm and toned... which is what you want. (unless you're into fatties and chubsters) getting that body-builder look is incredibly hard for a woman, she'll need steroids, a strict diet and supplements for that.

>>17111884

Definitely not what I'm complaining about. I don't care if she does other things, that's what makes me like her. But sometimes people don't realize that their "individuality" comes at a price. You can't have your cake and eat it, too. Relationships require upkeep.

>>17111895

She rarely goes twice a day, but has a few times. I don't think she has a great idea of how to get buff, which is okay to me, but she...
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Probably matters more what her actions looked like from her perspective than how they affected you. Granted, being suicidal is awful, but you don't want to fuck someone else over if you're just a really sensitive person.

nice tiger btw

>>17106657

Suppose that authorities, after one incident, questioned both sides. After talking to her, they came back and said

>some people are just bad people

with regard to that person.

Don't do it.
Karma.
It'll come right back to you to bite you in the ass.