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A good female friend of mine just complained to me she only likes men who turn out to be assholes, to which I replied (figurative ) get your shit together or get rekt.
Are women serious about this shit?
Genuinely asking
You're correct, but you should also not be friends with her.
>>17088253
Lots of women are self destructive.
There are some women who enjoy over drinking, hard drugs, and lots of promiscuous sex generally.
Those are the women who like jerk-y men.
I'm a women and I can't stand assholes.
I also can't stand self-destructive women who typically date those same assholes.
It's a hole group that I try to generally stay away from.
That's not to say that everyone who drinks or parties is one of those people- but the people who do it in excess...
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>>17088263
Well said
So I'm 19, and been dating my girlfriend for almost two years. We don't live together, but spend a lot of time together. Neither of us are skinny, but I'm very fit, and she's a bit.. chubby, honestly. But she's gotten bigger over the past 6 months, and since we both go to the same college, we decided to take an exercise class together. And that's where the greentext comes in.
>gf is feeling "sick" so doesn't come to class
>go by myself and end up next to really qt fit...
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You're young, take a risk and go be with cute funny fit girl. Dump fatty
>>17088238
You took the very first chance you had to chat this chick up. You've probably been wanting to for weeks. Just dump your girlfriend. It's over.
Get at it OP! Don't waste this opportunity.
Long story short.
>17
>my girl has hormone problems in which she takes medicine for
>"has no sex drive"
>we haven't banged in 6 weeks.
I'm masturbating 2-3 times a day and going insane. She says if it's bothering me that bad I can fuck her and she will just sit and take it but I'd rather just not have sex at that rate. Any advice as to what I should do?
>>17088210
just fuck her and actually turn her on
>>17088227
See that's what I'm thinking, and I even said that and she was like "it won't work but ok"
>>17088230
Eat her pussy like your mama made it.
so /adv/, ive tried lots of things for acne treatment. creams, good food, meditation, cleaning, you name it. ive heard that accutane is the strongest, most powerful treatment to acne that exists today. so i used it 2 times of 10 boxes for 1 year each time, with 6 months pause between treatments. my skin genetics are so fucking shit that it didnt work. my demathology told me im one of the 1% with really rekt fucked up skin genes. is there anything else besides suicide i could try?
>is there anything else besides suicide i could try?
Yes, its acceptance.
Grow a beard to cover it up
Witch hazel?
I live in a small town in the balkans and I hate Serbs, I fucking hate them, and there are a lot of them over here. I want to kill them all, I even don't consider them human beings. But this hate is killing me, I have to live with those roaches, have to talk to them everyday, it's disgusting...but I don't want to hate anyone, if I don't stop this I sure will kill somebody...
Help
Time to grow up kiddo.
I have a solution. There's a lot of Serbs and only one of you. So the easy/logical thing to do would be to, instead of killing the Serbs, kys. You're welcome OP.
>>17088138
Not even Serbian... YOU, my friend, are the sub-human. Like some other anon said, kill yourself.
More of these to come, my friend is in a tough spot, and I do t know what to do. I've broken it down to the major issues as she explain end them
I have no image that fits this
>>17088029
there is a chance your situation might get better and also your mom might be sad for a while
Because you don't actually want to die. That's why you're posting about it on 4chan instead of doing it.
>>17088034
She was sad when my brother did it, but she's the source of our forever misery. I just don't want to do this anymore. I think being sweet and kind to people will eventually warrant loyalty and love but all I ever get is what's always been given to me. I just crave death or some sort of end.
I really need an alternate name/multiple alternate names but I'm lacking quite a bit of creativity. The back story to this is that I don't want anyone to know the same information about me as the next person. People who already know me can go about knowing me because I will keep Facebook as the real me but all other social media will be changed. I want to do this because I've come to the point that my personal info is unnecessary and I find it funny for people to know nothing about me. For people who truly want to know me then I will accept them once I trust them....
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You're fuckin weird
cumfart mcdonalds
Do you think you're casanova or something? Get a grip buddy. Unless your a criminal, an alias us just plain tryhard.
There's a guy I've known for about 8 years and we mostly hang out through another friend. We usually meet up at the bar and its more like a thing where I'll see you there if you go. Anyway, he offered to come over and hang out tonight and I don't really feel like it. Is it weird to be friends with someone but not want to hang out with them? How do you tell someone you don't really want to?
>>17087979
He's trying to be your friend. I had these situations when I had lots of friends. Some of the time it ended up awkward, a few times became close friends.
>How do you tell someone you don't really want to?
I'm doing so and so tonight. How about (set a date)?
>>17087990
>I'm doing so and so tonight. How about (set a date)?
But thats basically like lying which is pretty ball-less and womanly.
>>17087979
>How do you tell someone you don't really want to?
Sorry, I've already got plans with my hand.
Also, it's really imposing for him to be inviting himself over to your house if you aren't close and it's not a common thing already
Posted this earlier but I got stressed out, puked a bit and took a 5 hour nap.
I found out im 4 weeks pregnant (they start counting the day of your last period). I missed my shot by a few weeks on accident because my provider moved buildings and didnt give me my 6 month reminder call on time.
My boyfriend of two years is Bosnian muslim, has a few other kids not with me.
Im 24, hes 20( typo hes 21 ) I really don't think I should tell him, but my girlfriends do. I have a shit ton of health problems (debilitating often) and shouldnt breed, so i kind of feel like...
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>>17087962
>He's 20 ( typo he's 21 )
I just want you to know how much it infuriates me that you didn't just correct it to 21 and wrote it all out instead.
>>17088022
Ok.
>being with a Bosnian muslim that has several kids at the age of 21
Jesus Christ, abort
OK people make fun of my voice all the time. I ask if it sounds weird and they instantly say "no it's fine." I have a nassaly voice. I can speak from the back of my throat, but I have no depth or tone making me sound robotic. Is there ANY alternatives to change my voice? Smoking ciggereates is something I won't do.
Drinking semen can actually help a lot. I had a friend with the exact same problem you're describing and that's how he dealt with his issue. Hope this helps!
Maybe you could swallow some semen? I've heard it works pretty well for how weird it sounds.
I'm going to have to hear your voice OP
A lot of people here are dealing with social anxiety/shyness/introversion/loneliness/etc.
I'm thinking about starting some kind of business where my friends and I help people get over their social disadvantages.
It would either be through something like online coaching, where you email your in depth situation, and we reply back with advice and specific exercises you can do etc, OR through actual classes where you meet up with an instructor and you go about doing said exercises.
Question for you guys : Would you be willing to pay for "classes" on getting...
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>>17087947
No. Also you come across like an arrogant prick 2bh. Some random person 'coaching' others without any actual training or knowledge...and asking for MONEY is bullshit.
>>17087947
I'd be willing to pay, yes. But, just curious, how Jew are you?
>>17087956
Fag.
>meet a couple through a friend
>after a while i fall in love with the girl
>they've been together forever
>i have no chance
>i can't get over her
>have been in this situation for 2 years
So obviously I don't tell her right, because I'm good friends with her bf as well. I can't fucking move on. Do I just need to avoid them?
kys?
>>17087922
kys himself.
>>17087913
yeah best you can do is just avoid them dude. If they ask you could tell them. If they are cool, they guy would probably respect that you did that rather than being an orbiter faggot.
Why does being an alcoholic sound like such a good idea at night time?
>>17087899
Why does the 3d anime chick have anaphylactic shock?
>>17087899
Are you a grill OP?
>>17087903
That's a boy character I made in Artificial Academy 2.
>>17087904
I am a boy
Is it wrong to fuck with a girl by looking at her and making it look like i'm interested but then give her a total cold shoulder whenever we are close or just completely ignoring her?
And If not
Any tips? wanna have some fun desu senpai
>>17087891
>is it wrong to act like a woman?
ftfy.
Do it op. Do it for guys everywhere.
Is it wrong to confuse and hurt people for my own amusement?
What do you think?
>>17087960
>Do it op. Do it for guys everywhere.
I remember reading about ugly fuckers whose lives where fucked because they trusted girls like this, I never want to experience even being around them ever again to fucking depressing.
I will do it for the sad fuckers who lurk /soc/
>>17087980
She deserves it desu
