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>ex still calls me "princess"
>always initiates messaging on facebook
>would flirt heavily until i told him to stop
>still follows me where i'm going unconsciously (i'd be heading to the washroom when i run into him or something)
>has asked me if i wanted to move in with him because i "help him focus" (i just lol'd at him because i didn't think he was serious)
>asked...
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>>17088960
by the way, when my ex and i were dating, we were still "exclusive" but just had no labels, and we were under wraps for the most part. i wasn't comfortable with being hidden which was why i decided to break it off.
hmm what do you think? could he have a crush on you? nah probably not
your question was bad and you should feel bad
>>17088960
He's a beta orbiter. He's waiting for your BF to disappear so he can swing in and save you from misery
Tell him to fuck off
Yo, um I'm some newfag who has no idea what they're doing. I'll just get to the point. There's this girl, she really means a lot to me. Like multiple metric fuck tons. I live with her and her family because of some homeschooling and abusive parent shit. Before that though I use to visit her every weekend. I would always think about her. It was so bad that once I started taking pills for depression, high blood pressure, and ADHD I would get daily panic attacks thinking about ways I'd fuck up. I'd always get jealous of people who've known her...
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>>17088956
Mate, you're too young to be posting on the board at 13. Try hiding your age next time and then we can help you.
From what I can tell I think you need to carefully consider what it is that you want with this girl - do you want to have a relationship? If so, you need to consider how that could potentially happen and how you'd go about approaching her with that. Try to figure out how you feel about her and what you want from her, and if she isn't prepared to go along with that and, say, go out...
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Anyways I had to make my visit short because the girl was coming to see her as well. I promised her that she wouldn't see me until she wanted too. Which is probably never. I've been crying myself to sleep for the past 3 weeks without her and it seems like she's doing a lot better without me around. I try to keep happy with memories. Like this one time during Christmas, while we were stargazing outside, she said that she was cold and started hugging up to me. Me being the huge ass fucking idiot I am. I acted as I was uncomfortable. I don't know why the fuck I did it. I wish I could've lived that out a lot longer, maybe hug her back. During Valentines she kept leaning on me and laying on my lap, We played video games together that whole weekend. God I miss that. Another thing was when I was helping her clean her room, We were listening to yourfavoritemartian on her huge ass TV and when they said "for you baby girl, I'd change religion." She did a cute little thing where she moved her hands in a circle and then pointed at me. I wish I wasn't thinking like this at my age. I should really be just doing typical annoying shit but here I am I guess.
>>17088956
>I value this family more than my own
Don't try and get romantically or sexually involved with this girl in any way shape or form. If you do and it goes bad, which it probably will, you will absolutely lose the connection you seem to have with not just her, but the family.
I have literal ants inside my computer monitor.
What do?
Sounds cool
Take it to a computer repair store--they can usually fix most bugs
put a glass window on it and make it an ant farm / computer
I think I'm being stalked. I have always had this undying feeling. Someone tried breaking into my house the other day and stopped and ran when I got to the door and today my mom left for work at 4 a. m. And texted me to be careful that there are men in a van in front of the house. (Knowing my mom she probably just fucking ignored them all like the pacifist she is and left all uncomfortable) I am waking to go to computer for school and there still here with there lights dimmed a tad.
I have to walk out to check the bus but I'm actually really scared. My backdoor doesn't work and no one else is home.
None of my internet friends are on Skype for me to call.
I really don't like involving authorities and makinh a huge deal but I'm scared.
Edit:
Someone broke in previously but they didn't take anything. There was just footprints around my house. Now it happened again.
Honestly I'm nervous and no one I know is awake I just need comfort
>>17088894
call the police. even if you dont like involving authorities, its better to put up with a bit of awkwardness than lose your life or worse. do you know what human trafficking is? be careful.
Okay, I feel like this is the best board to ask for a question like this.
I've been wanting to be a costume character at Disney for a while now, mainly as pic related cause he's probably one of my favorite Disney characters and I just love his design. I think I'd do a pretty good job and it'd be loads of fun to do. The only problem I think I have is that I'm 5'7 and I hear they only hire tall people for these types of jobs. I was just wondering if anyone that knows about this stuff could maybe either confirm of deny this?
>>17088884
If you want to be a "rubberhead" as in the pic, your height shouldn't be a problem (I think). Requirements are a lot more stringent on the princesses - facial structure, body, etc. As a rubberhead character, you'll need to demonstrate that you are fit, responsible, etc. it gets hot in those costumes. I don't think they'll require any performance experience like some of the character hosts are at an advantage for having. But you'd have to learn the manual about do's/don'ts...
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>>17088904
Ah, I see. Yea, I've heard that auditioning for a "rubberhead", as you call it, only requires that you sort of behave and move like the character you're auditioning for. And obviously a plus for me is that I don't even have to talk. Also thank you.
I've talked to people who do this, and they've all told me it sucks mad shit.
Don't do it if you don't have to, mate
My company wants to ask me personal questions so they can make a news story out of it. I absolutely hate he company though and want to leave it ASAP. Theyve all been trying to convince me to do it but i refused kindly. However, today the director came in and said i should do it. Do i still refuse or give in? By the way it is for the media.
Not trying to sound like a dick but what makes you special compared to the other people there that they keep bugging you.
Hey, i joined the company as a intern alongside this other dude. So thats why : because ive been an intern here for about 6 months now. They want my views on the company etc. and what my future goals are(i dont want them to even know this since it is completely unrelated). Reckon i should not do it and risk getting fired or?
>>17088875
"Boss, I appreciate your interest, but I'm a very private person and I would find it very unpleasant to have my story appear in print, however positive it may be. I work hard for this company and will continue to do so, but please excuse me from this one thing."
My gf accidentally told me indirectly her last bf was bigger than me in that he used to cause her pain by hitting her cervix. I already told her that its not okay but I have to live my entire relationship with her knowing she's had bigger, should I tell her that my ex gf was tighter than her to get even?
she was complaining, not complementing her ex.
size actually only matters if it's an issue of comfort; otherwise clittoral stimulation is really what you gotta focus on.
insecure much tho
>>17088857
She had bigger but she clearly didn't enjoy it, maybe take some comfort in that? She's kind of saying she prefers your dick to his
A relationship is being a team, getting her back isn't really being a team now is it? Getting her back is intentionally hurting the person you "love", will it really make you feel better?
Why do guys get so butt hurt even though you have a boyfriend?
>friends with guy
>knows I have a bf
>he has a gf
>he confesses feelings
>nope.jpg
>butt hurt and tells me I lead him on
Why? We were friends. Why did he do this?
Because he can't handle rejection. Tell him he lead you on by acting like a friend and then taking it back when you didn't return certain favours.
Some people think if you're nice to them it's because you want sex. This works for both genders.
>>17088828
>>17088832
I wish I could reverse time and knew he was like this. I just can't believe it.
How do I seduce my best friend (she's a girl I'm a guy) I want to make that pussy wet
easy, watch a film or something, give her a hug then just start to touch her inner leg, if shes down ur in there bro
Semi Conservative
> I never really thought to mention it or anything, but you're pretty damn cute. We should get dinner and maybe go out and do something cool
Straight-forwardish
>yo, do you wanna come over tonight? I really want to chill with you
Ballsy
>so when you gonna let me fuck
>>17088974
thats rape dumb ass
I've been having this pain in my right nut for a while. It doesn't hurt all the time, most of the time it's fine, sometimes it's a dull ache, sometimes it's a sharp pain out of nowhere. I haven't got laid in years so I know it's not an STD, and I'm 90% sure it's not a hernia cause I can't feel anything weird with self examination. the pain hasn't gotten any better in the last few months, and recently I've started to feel it in the lefty too.
I know I should go to the doctor but I'm scared I got some kinda ball...
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>>17088795
objectively.
what the fuck does not knowing give you?
Peace of mind?
You already don't have any of that because you're on 4chan posting about something that worries you.
It may be something stupid like kidney stones.
go.
>>17088806
Kidney stones don't make your balls hurt. But yes he needs to see a doctor it could just be some kind of cyst or infection
>>17088795
it could be a muscle in your leg.
>implying it is hard to get a date on tinder
How could anyone possibly fuck this up?
>>17088785
>>17088786
>>17088789
There is a co-school mate that is really pretty and we've been talking everyday a lot for the past week and a half and i really like her for about 2 months already.
She kinda started the conversation on snapchat and since then we always begin with small talks and shit but like in the evening we always end up talking about ourselves and our problems cus we really started to trust eachother.
We Also found out we have like almost everything in common (literally same music; hiphop, DnB n stuff, same hobbies, books and movies and sports and even our reactions on...
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(she doesnt know my crush tho because she goes to a different school).
I can leave more info if needed.
But idk what to do now, should i kind of stop being so interested? Stop talking? Try hard, or not force things and just wait since she said she doesnt want a RS anytime soon? Also do you think that i may have chances?
Also, my girl friend always says im decent looking when i say im ugly. So im not the weirdest looking nor a hot guy. So does my crush say that.
Pic unrelated, the faggot is from my prev. school
sounds like a typical high school crush. have fun with it man, if you're crushing on a girl you see almost every day: go for her. you're in high school, fuck your girlfriend if you like your crush more. straight up tell your crush how you feel about her. Tell her you "don't want to keep talking if we're going to be just friendly like this". Try to kiss her. This is high school we're talking about, these are the testing grounds. There's really little consequence here. Do whatever your little heart wants man. You got a lot ahead of you, don't stress.
>>17088807
or do you mean "girl friend" in the platonic way?
idk man just make power move on your crush
I'm on my first day of nofap and I've been thinking about abstaining a lot today but it's been hard because the entire day there's been a huge pressure/feeling in my dick that really makes me feel like jerking off. Even when I was playing games with my buds or when it's completely flaccid the feeling's there.
Should I just submit to my urges and start the nofap challenge anew tomorrow
I don't think that's how it works?
For the record I don't have a dick but I'd imagine the beginning of nofap is the hardest, as are most undertakings that require willpower and abstinence from things of this nature. So at that, at this point more than ever I'd say to keep your hands off your dingus and make them do more productive things, like playing video games or causing mortal harm to your enemies.
>>17088722
That's logical, I'll probably feel better after a night's rest...and looser fitting underwear.
I'm on day 48 of nofap.
first week is always tough. after that it becomes much easier.
if you get in as far as I have you reach a point where you don't even really have to try anymore. It's partially due to a flatline you experience doing nofap (your brain is re-adapting to the lack of constant dopamine) and it's partially because it's something you've gained willpower over.
I failed many many times within the first week, it took me almost 6 months of trying nofap before I even got to week 2. But if you're persistent you...
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3 days ago
>find out fiance has been cheating for a year with multiple people
>intense physical fight and I storm out and drive 6 hours away
2 days ago - present
>get plastered every second of the day
>hit up all my female friends and plan dates with all of them next week
>ignore emotional texts and calls from my ex-fiance
>reread the hundreds of screenshots I took from her messages...
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why did you post this in /adv/? there doesn't seem to be any advice to be given here. Unless you're trying to give advice. Which is something i've never seen here before. wow i'm blown away. you just shed new light on how to use this board. thank you anon. you're doing gods work my boy.
sounds like you're freaking out and being a bitch about it instead of confronting her head on.
So she took the male role in your relationship by cheating, and you took the female role by having a bunch of "friends" you kept around as backup?
I meat a girl at college for the second time and she adds me on facebook without my last name and also sends me a message request. At a lecture i ask her out to lunch to which she says yes in person ans confirms on facebook but she flakes. However she still initiates facebook conversations one week later.
*meet
>>17088648
>>17088649
*met
The signal I'm receiving is that she's an insecure and frightened little girl.
Next time, try a different approac.
If same result, move on.
>>17088731
What is a good approach
