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My boyfriend says you can tell if a girls a virgin by the way she poses and refuses to let me prove him wrong.
I am a virgin and he said if I try the pose it will look too forced and apparently when you have sex your legs naturally are more far apart.
Can someone please help me prove him wrong? You can't tell if a girls a virgin by the way she stands...
You could have sex with me and see if he notices.
No. I was a virgin till 18 and everyone thought i wasnt just because of how i acted.
Would be a simple problem solver for you if you and him went to the gyno. Gyno could look at your vag and tell your bf if you are or not. Thats the only definite way to tell if someone has or not. Not by how they look or how they stand.
>>17097129
He's partially right and wrong
There are some social body cues but acting that it's the end all be all of things to indicate it isn't. There are church girls and covert whores that pose awkwardly and are really sluts
Don't prove him wrong. Jus stroke his ego and pretend he's right.
So it happened.
My childhood best friend just came out of the closet on me. Like fuck I left for uni and sure enough he turns into a fag.
How exactly am I supposed to handle this. Ive basically been ignoring him ever since he told me a few weeks ago last time I came home.
We normally hang out 2 or 3 weekends a month and chat often since Im only a hour out and we normally do stuff inbetween when something comes up, but not ever since hes told me he was a fag.
Main problem is that the semester is almost over and Im coming home soon and I dont know what to do. All...
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He didn't JUST turn into a homosexual. You've been friends with a gay person for a real long time. Don't be a piece of shit.
Why do you care about his sexuality? Unless he's one of those fags that make his entire homosexuality his identity, you should give the guy a break. My uncle is gay, but you'd never know it by being around him, really great guy. I don't see any reason to freak out over it unless he's acting like I first mentioned.
>>17099037
>Unless he's one of those fags that make his entire homosexuality his identity
Even in that case, it's completely irrelevant.
Pieces of shit like you who demand total conformity to particular standards of individual behavior, even though a person being themselves brings no harm to anyone else, are the absolute worst. Even if he was flamboyantly gay, so fucking what? OP should accept him anyways.
but...
I am sick and fucking tired of my wife not putting out.
I got over her not sucking dick any more
I got over not fucking every day
I got over not fucking every other day
I started getting pissed a couple of years ag when we were down to 2x a week
Then that went down to like 6x a month
I tiold her I need more than that
"dont pressure me"
then it was once a week - period week
now its like every other week, if we both happen to actually be around on a saturday afternoon.
Yesterday she was...
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How long have you been married
did you get a pre-nupt
shes just not that into you
honestly though, she isnt interested in you physically or emotionally so i say you both need to have a talk about it and where to go with yor relationship
Anons, as an asian female how do I talk to white people? Going off to uni next year and I realized my entire social circle(s) consist of asians. I'm also kind of intimidated by white people... (both male and female) ;;;
thank you kindly!
b-bump ;-;
Why do you want to talk to white people?
See them as people first, then white second if you honestly care about the distinction. That is how most white people see you.
>be me
>make a fake Facebook profile with a Chad thinking it would be funny to message girls
>start making fun of some girl in school who I used to talk to (not anymore) who has a Manlet boy friend
>keep at it talking about my big dick
>sometime later get a message by one of her beta orbiters to stop it on MY Facebook not the fake Chad one
>somehow they knew it was me
>play...
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reap what you sow
Prob the most you ever spoken to a girl, right?
You're actually a giant fucking retard, No legal action will be take obviously but accept the social repercussions for being the autist you are.
My boyfriend likes to annoy me. When I tell him to stop, he gets butthurt. He thinks he's being playful, but he's usually just hurting me or being really annoying. He only does this when we're alone and chilling.
For some examples,
-He'll force my arm up and tickle me, or do weird shit like shove his face in my armpit. This hurts even more because I have a bad shoulder and he never acknowledges it.
-If I'm laying on my back, he'll shove his finger in my belly button (annoying)
-If I lay on my side or stomach he runs his...
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Grow your balls up kid!
it works.
He's doing it to see your reaction. Stop being a baby over minor bullshit and he'll stop.
>>17096544
I don't know why I have this, but I get really grossed out easily. Like, I know he does the hair licking thing and the belly button thing because for some reason, these things trigger me to gag. I don't know why. It's literally a reflex within me. It's usually with things regarding moisture, and belly buttons just gross me out in general. Also if there is water near my ears I gag. He tries to wet willy me a lot.
But this is like a reflex. I couldn't stop it if I tried. And he thinks...
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I haven't had sex in 6 years and want to fuck this guy who I could see myself marrying. He's an ethical vegan like me, is a physicist (unlike me but I love science and am considering becoming a researcher), He has thin lips, a big nose, fair skin, blue eyes, and dark brown hair which happen to all be my favorite combination of features. He's really cool and amusing and everything. I haven't met him IRL yet but I want to fuck him and probably marry him. I'm kind of nervous though because what if the chemistry isn't there for him or for me. Should...
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You sound a bit nutty. Leave the poor guy alone
> or be myself and risk him seeing me as just a friend
I hope this is bait. Are you considering faking a personality for your whole life as a mother? Besides, men do not reject women because they are their friends but because they are not attracted. Being a friend is an advantage, not a drawback.
> How to make a man fall in love with you?
Usually shared interests is what makes us more attracted to women than anything else. If you figure out some of his hobbies (music, sports, whatever) and take a genuine...
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Well, start by just daying hi. The find some excuse to talk to him. Just small chat first. Do that everytime you see the fucker and you will probably make a connection. After that you can escalate.
![male-and-female-relationship-sign[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ap7X6av.jpg "male-and-female-relationship-sign[1].jpg")
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I asked this in the other thread, but didn't really get an answer.
Where do older people go to meet women? I'm 31, not in school, and my workplace is almost exclusively men. My friends don't like going to bars, and I don't like clubs.
Online dating is not an option. I tried it once, it was a spectacular failure, and I'm not going through that again. The only bit of advice I got was to do online dating, which I had shady mentioned not being an option. Oh, and "literally anywhere outside," which is about as close to a non-answer...
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>>17094470
every girl I have met has been on facebook.
>>17094482
I never got a Facebook. At first it was because I didn't see a point, then to be a contrarian, and now almost twelve years later, if I've gotten this far without one, might as well not bother.
Let it out.
I overthink everything. I just want class to be over so I have less contact with her.
Every time I speak to her, I analyze the conversation. Every Goddamn Time.
Once they end, I'll still message her and be friendly. But I just want less contact in class. 4 Days left of Class, 4 Days that I see her.
I really wonder why I'm depressed. Like,I don't have it hard core but I know I'm not happy like I always have been. Probably because I don't know what exactly what I want to do after highschool and the fact that the girl that I love are trying to have a thing with each other even though we're in different states (I'm a migrant). Really sucks ass
I wish you'd be honest with me. I know exactly what you're doing with the free time you claim to not have. And the thing is–I'm okay with it. In fact, if anyone would understand it'd be me. But you keep making half-honest excuses.
Why won't you just end the relationship if it's too difficult to communicate more than once a week? I won't do it because I'm dumb and insecure, and despite the lack of communication this is the best relationship I've had. You're incredible. I want more of you, and that's selfish of me.
Expecting...
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I don't trust in men anymore, I don't even think they have feelings, they're all trash. What can I do?
In my opinion women don't have actual emotions and leech the life force and money from men before continuing on their way to a fresh supply.
Which one of us is wrong?
>>17097718
>>17097720
Both of you.
>>17097720
OP is wrong.
Why can't I find a boyfriend? I've been alone since I broke up with my boyfriend of five years about two years ago. Okay I'm clinically depressed and I have a personality disorder and basically I'm insecure and anxious as fuck but I conceal it really well.
I'm actually considered very pretty and cute and I'm slim and I EVEN FUCKING SHAVE MY LEGS.
I'm clever and interested in science and shit although I also have Aspergers but no one knows that.
So basically I appear as a quality individual (obviously I'm not but it's not...
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Could be that you just haven't found another person you connect with, could also be that you're not as good as you think you are, or you're just unlucky. We really can't get into other people's minds and can't give you a better answer about you without more info
Do you approach guys or just wait for them to approach you?
Not a criticism, just trying to get a handle on your current strategy
>>17097060
Because your a nut job. Stop trying to ruin peoples lives and stay single.
>gf dumps me 3 months ago
>still friends on FB
>decides to add random tinder asian whore on my FB because she doesn't have any other means of communication
>all her pics are trashy but well I intend to fuck her and then to delete her
>a few days later my ex messages me like "why are you adding random foreigner internet whores on your FB"
>"you should find a good girl for...
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>>17096348
Delete her
Delete this thread
Block your ex and fuck the Asian qt
>>17096348
This would make me mad as fuck too OP. Tell her to fuck off and block her, she sounds like an asshole.
Today my boyfriend left me because he said i'm a total bitch and that I never made him feel special.
I feel empty. He was always good to me, i just don't know what's wrong with me.
How can I stop being a bitch to people who are good with me. My ex gf was a motherfucker and i was his bitch. Now i feel like i don't deserve a good guy because i became a monster.
FML.
>>17096306
> correction : My ex Boyfriend was a motherfucker and i was his bitch. Now i feel like i don't deserve a good guy because i became a monster
>>17096306
Frodo ?
What made him say that? Did you nag him a lot? Fightet constantly? Searching for drama?
Why is it so hard/rare to get a girlfriend with big boobs?
All of my partners so far had smallish chests (which were great) but I really want to have a girlfriend with big boobs to hold me while I suck on them to satisfy my mommy issues.
Idk there where plenty of boobs in all my relationship
http://www.growbreastsnaturally.com/chi-breast-massage-for-breast-growth.html
this may be worth looking into for the future
>>17096236
Simple, all the bigtits are taken by first-come-first-serve bases.
I know because I've talked to 5 women with nice sets of tits. 4 are married, 2 have kids, and the sole remainder had a boyfriend who she's actually cheating on.
If you don't mind used goods or christmas cakes, go for it.
I'm going on a date with a blind girl. What would be a good place to take her?
Take her to an art exhibit
light show or fireworks display
>>17095288
Dragstrip. Top fuel or NHRA if possible.
