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Should I trust a guy who doesn't want to add me as a friend on facebook and doesn't want me to have his phone number after two months? I asked that should I worry about these things and he said no since he uses facebook only like once a week and we don't need to change phone numbers cause we can chat on twitter. He doesn't want me to visit his place but he lives with his mother and brother but said the reason he doesn't want me there is that he would have to clean up the place. He seems a bit inexperienced with real relationships.
Still, I've...
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...how hard to you have to shove your head in the sand to not know this guy is playing you hard?
His excuses are so laughably stupid, it should be insulting to you. Jesus Christ, he's more of a walking shamble of red flags than he is human
Sounds like a manchild with a healthy dose of fear and insecurity. You can do better.
>>17085784
So you think there is no chance that he is just being honest? I don't get what the real reason could be, like does he have a girlfriend? Or maybe an ex he wants to get back with but doesn't want her to know about me? Fucking fuck I am getting so sick of this boys or men or what ever
/adv/ I need your help. I´m to retarded to drive and I have no idea what I can do about it.
I already spend nearly 3000€ on my drivers liscence and failed it 2 times.
My tutor said he has no idea how to teach me and what my problem is exactly.
My main problem is(I think), that I can´t multitask and can´t concecrate for a longer period of time. Like when he talks to me I completely fail everything else while driving, just so my brain can process his words.
After each driving session I am super exhausted, even though I fucked up the driving...
How can I be...
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Don't give up anon. I had to take it three times and also blew over 3000 euro on it.
>>17085482
My tutor basicly said to me, that he gave up ont me and doesnt know why I still try to get the liscence :(
>>17085487
Have you tried driving a simulator with a steering wheel?
It might help a lot. Should be able to find one in your local game arcade or mini golf place
Can't really help much here, I've taken the license twice without failing anything.
(License pulled for excessive speeding)
Years of porn watching and masturbating have left me with a limp dick that doesn't get hard when needed.
I've done no porn and no fap streaks, but to no avail.
How do I regain my manhood?
>>17085377
stop smoking and drinking
start working out
>>17085377
how old are you?
>>17085377
>shutterstock literally has a photo of an elephant jerking off with its nose
How the hell is this possible?
How do I stop being bitter about being a woman? No matter where you look, we get the shit end of the stick. Everything a woman can do, a man can do better, literally everything from the most basic survival skills has to be compromised for the sake of better harbouring a permanent parasite that ruins your body and your life, and even if you have the luck to avoid it happening, you still have to suffer the tool maintenance.
Feminism or social constructs don't even come to it. Men are just literally better than women, and nobody I know will tell me how to cope with...
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>>17084944
Have a vagina and don't be fat.
There, your life is made.
Nothing to complain about.
There are a lot of guys who never realize their potential. As a girl, you have a HUGE potential. Jist slightly beneath a man. If you really manage to explore that potential, you'll be better off than the bigger part of the male population.
>>17084944
terrible b8
0/10
I am thinking of naming my son Connor, but every Connor I have ever met has been autistic. I don't want my son to have autism. What should I do?
Too late. He already caught autism from his father.
Idk man, went high school with two bros, Colin and Connor
Colin
>athletic, jock, alpha male
>slammed this fine ass latina
Connor
>overweight, funny guy, played wow, probably still a virgin
Are you fucking kidding me?
Just don't name him Connor.
Is 24 years old too late to start over?
>never had a girlfriend
>no friends
>shit job
>no social media
>depressed almost all the time
Anybody relate to this? I'm starting to consider ending my life not so much out of self-hatred as out of a lack of desire to continue living.
24? Just hang up the towel you ancient, decrepit, old man. Forget about the 56 years of controllable life you have left.
Not..
OP there's people who live their entire lives without "getting it together", life isn't some scripted event and it's never too late to better yourself.
I was in the same spot when I was around 23, was overweight, dropped out of school, kissless virgin, sat home playing video games and had no ties on social media either. Although, I had a few friends.
I started lifting, which was kind of a domino effect in self improvement. Lifting and getting fit gave me the confidence to go get a job, start hanging out and going out with my friends, buying nicer shit for myself so I look and feel better.
I'm still not much for social media, but i've had a few really cute asian girlfriends since, I got my degree, became...
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>24
>never had a girlfriend
>no friends
>shit job
>no social media
>depressed almost all the time
Exactly me
Entering a race a decade late and expecting to catch up to everyone else? lol
I'm probably going to jump off a bridge by fall
So at around 1:00 I'm talking to my gf and she talks about the conversation she is having with her guy friend who shes known for a long time. Me, being somewhat paranoid, asked her how often she texts guys late at night. She said "not usually" and that he's the only guy she talks to "regularly".
This wasn't very reassuring. I told her that the thought of her texting guys late at night makes me uncomfortable, and she just said yeah I agree I would feel the same if the roles were switched. And that was pretty much it.
My question is, does her use of the words "usually" and "regularly" imply that she does in fact do it, and with others but just not regularly? Or am I reading too much into this?
Also again I wouldnt even have been able to bring this up if it wasnt for her sharing the conversation with me. So Im not really in a position to even say anything because prior to this I had no idea who shes texting, when, about what, etc.
So my question is what now? Do I just continue being in a relationshio with her?
What does it matter when she texts people if she's right in front of you dude?
>>17082548
She wasnt right in front of me, and ive never looked at her texts
Texting at those hours seems more intimate imo. I highly doubt theyre talking about football stats or homework
Maybe ask to look at her phone?
So, today my mother in law told me that a girl from her job who knows both me and my boyfriend told her that my father "molested" me. The funny thing is that I hardly even know this girl. I was best friends with her cousins way back in elementary school, and haven't talked to them in 10 fucking years. I've never had a conversation with this girl, and the only thing I know about her is that she went to the same highschool with me and was two grades lower than me.
My problem is that this isn't the first time a girl tries slandering me in an attempt...
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>my mother in law
>my boyfriend
Wait, what? Is this some sort of open cuckold thing?
>>17081123
My boyfriend's mother calls me her daughter in law, as I am the only girl who's he dated that he brought home to meet his parents, and I call her my mother in law. I have no idea how that makes him a cuckold.
>>17081171
You aren't in-laws if you aren't married.
I'm trying to figure out what happened here.
My girlfriend was giving me a blowjob, but she was drawing it out way too much. She had paused I guess to catch her breathe, and she was giving me a halfhearted handjob in between. All I did was tell her "Come on, let's go. Suck that dick bitch!"
Dudes, she Fucking got upset! She told me "Oh no. You don't get to disrespect me like that and still get head", and that she was ending the blowjob. Then she said that we could talk tomorrow when I had a chance to reflect and be humbled and...
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>>17080812
good bait, lets wait for the faggots, OP
She's right. What you said was very rude. This is a real person with feelings, not a fucking porn set.
If I were in your situation, I would sit down and talk about sex and what we're both comfortable doing. Maybe she doesn't enjoy giving blowjobs, or she just wasn't into it that day and felt pressured. Pushing somebody into doing something sexual is unenjoyable for both people at best, and abuse at worse.
>>17080812
>All I did was tell her "Come on, let's go. Suck that dick bitch!"
Do you do this often?
We have been together for close to a year and we love each other very much.
We have plans to move in together and we're discussing sharing finances.
I'm really excited, and I feel like I could spend my life with him.
We still have to save a lot of money before we might afford a wedding, but will he propose soon anyway ?
He has to want to, you can't force him to.
Some people are gonna tell you a year is too soon to get married - honestly it isn't if you two work together and are loyal to each other.
>>17080787
this is the age of progression. propose to him. seriously do it.
if you're not okay with that, then just bring up marriage. if you love eachother as much as you say then it shouldn't be an issue.
>>17080787
Don't trick him into the marriage meme.
Sexual frustrations thread.
I've had 4 partners, and only one has been able to get me off. The current person I'm with now is starting to feel guilty about never getting me off and I can tell it's hindering our relationship. I've mostly given up on finding a solution to orgasm, but my significant other just can't live it down. What do?
If you're a guy stop watching porn. If you're a girl learn how to orgasm and put down the wand.
>>17080638
Do you have any tips for masturbation for females? I've been masturbating for 10 years now and not once got myself off with just my fingers, despite trying. I think it may be due to an old injury, but I'm not sure.
>>17080646
A vaginal injury? How do you get yourself off?
I'm getting married next month and the bachelorette party looks like it won't end up happening.
My sister/MOH is very busy and doesn't have time to plan for/attend a bachelorette party, so I let another bridesmaid plan it, but she's being really passive about it and no one is showing interest.
My 21st birthday went kinda similarly in that everyone forgot and I was left "celebrating" with my immediate family, feeling very let down. I also suffer from depression and I was dreading my 21st for months because I knew that was going to happen,...
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>>17079199
Congrats OP. I can't make it to the party but I wish you the best.
I'm at a loss for how to respond to my friends and to my own expectations.
I feel like a failure that I don't have friends who care enough, but simultaneously claim they do care.
>>17079199
>im getting married
>i have depression
lol this is hilarious.
One of my professors brought pizza to class and said that if we want any we'd have to pray with him. Is this allowed? State school btw
bait
of course it's not acceptable.
>>17079060
In not baiting, I was just seriously confused seeing as their were 3 other professors in the room and they didn't saY anything. Who should I report this to?
>>17079053
Just grow the fuck up and take off your fedora.
>What's the best way to give a little kid memory loss?
I was driving my 1st grader sister home from school yesterday. She asked to go to McDonald's . I told her no but she kept asking. As a joke I told her if she shows me her private parts I'll bring her. I just realized that was an awful joke. I feel realistically I can't make her forget.
>>17078634
The fact that you went along and said that leads me to believe you're a pedofile deep down. Seek help. No "normal" person would have even thought to say anything like that, you should talk with someone about what you've done.
bait
>>17078643
I'm not .
The girl I like is 4 days younger than me. She lives close by and we are in the same class at school. Our parents are good friends and we meet quite a lot on the weekends (By we I mean our families) for a barbecue or something. I like her but we haven't been talking a lot especially during school because I go with my friends and she goes with hers. When we do talk though she seems to enjoy it and doesn't get bored easily. (Unless I bring up Trump the stupid c*nt) This is my first time I have talked with a girl for that long and be with a girl that long because out...
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>>17078118
>How can I know if a girl I like likes me?
If you ask her out and she says yes.
>prepubescent, the post.
>>17078119
Be careful, she might still just see you as a friend.
Even if you're having a sex with her, she might just be using you for validation.
Even if you're married to her, she might just be relying on your income to support her lifestyle.
The point is, you can never really be sure if a girl likes you. Which is why you shouldn't focus on that. As long as she doesn't give you any clearly negative signs, it's worthwhile to pursue a relationship with her.
