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Whenever something irritating happens oli het really twitchy and csnt sotp novnfling my hands ina specific motion, iys fucking snnoyinf. How do I calm down? I jsy want o smash some fucki fshir againdt he geooien right now.
Ps sort for yhe spelling.kstakrs styping this ona samntouchscreen and I dont hav rhr patience to rroccreft them right noe.
I just texted my supposed fuck man and he said he was out with friends. He has no friends. I know this. This dude is shady. I think I'm going to block him again.
>>17111111
You bitch
> What are some good first date ideas?
I live in Portland
>>17111044
>bump
>>17111044
Drugs
Talking about SJW causes
BDSM dungeons
The usual Portland stuff
>>17111180
> BDSM dungeons
tell me more
>finally manage to get a friend
>so excited about it that I constantly want to do stuff with them
>have to make a conscious effort to keep my enthusiasm tamped down so I don't spook them and make them leave
How do I calm the fuck down? My social skills aren't good enough to make more friends, I only got this one from lucky circumstances.
>>17111030
i dont know, this is the reason my gf dumped me
Ok I was in a situation like this a few years back
>no friends
>start talking to girl I went to high school with where she was kind of the social queen and I was the weird loser
>super self conscious that I didn't know how to socialize when she did
>best friends now
So with that said, I let her initiate conversation and hanging out in the beginning but I was always very receptive to the offers. If I felt like I wanted to chat, I tried to make sure the chat topic was pertinent to her and not just me blubbering for interaction. So make sure your interaction counts at the beginning, if that makes sense. You will start getting vibes from them on how often they like to hang out and chat and you can feed off that. Soon you'll be comfortable enough to initiate whenever you want. In the mean time, keep reminding yourself that they don't know your circumstances like you do, so evaluate your approaches from a perspective other than your own. And be honest! Telling them you like hanging out with them is nice.
>>17111057
Should I hide the fact that I have essentially no other friends? Would it make most people back off if they realized how much of a loser I am?
i've been working out yoga and weightlifting. back down to 124lbs and i feel pretty great. can touch my toes and i notice i'm a lot more flexible at work. my skin is pretty good now too, and i'm all tan and waxed/shaven. plus i have drugs and new tattoos and piercings.
how do i find a boyfriend?
0 replies :(
no boyfriends for faerie
*raised paw* uhh you're a transsexual
>>17111095
Raised paw?
Honestly I don't even need a real bf. Just a FWB I trust not to give me HIV or herpes would be enough
I'm a good looking dude with a good job, a ton of friends, car, house, etc...
I'm just not good at dating as an adult. High school and college were wonderful times for me to get girls, but I think I lack some kind of emotional maturity in my late 20s to actually be alluring, much less interested in anyone I meet.
I'd like to blame my parents' nonsensical relationship for this, but who the fuck knows?
Anyways, my question is, should I just give up and indulge in masturbating, making money, and traveling? I'm sure I'll hook...
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>>17111016
sounds like paying for an online dating service might be up your ally. idk, get back in touch to your youth man. get back into the things you we're into when you were into when you were younger, and bring back that youthful charm. or maybe just go for younger girls who are into "older guys". you clearly crave romantic chemistry, and that alone shows you're not hopeless. sometimes just lowering your standards a little bit can go a long way too, in the looks department anyway, don't settle...
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>>17111049
I tried that once, and it didn't work... But I like your optimism. The problem is, my mindset is a lot younger than you'd think for my accomplishments. I want a partner in crime, not a housewife.
I can cook for myself, but I don't. I eat out. Commitment freaks me out, despite kind of wanting it. I can't imagine my family ever being more important than my friends. My ideal weekend is road tripping to the beach and slamming four lokos until we pass out, then starting all over.
I...
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>tfw no Crimson Witch gf
So I need some help guys. I was at a sex shop with my girlfriend and a man came in and was very aggressively harassing her. I told him to lay off of her before I beat his ass and an employee there threatened to call the cops if he didn't leave and he went and lifted my girlfriends skirt up and high tailed it before I could get to him.
Here is where I want advice on what to do. He was wearing a McDonald's uniform and his name was on it. I know he works at the one across the street because I've seen him there before. Is there any way I could get him fired? Or...
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Of course you could. It's on camera right? The employee is a witness? Get him fired, I don't want that pervy ass motherfucker handing out happy meals and shit
What would I say? To who? Manager?
>>17111014
Just go to the manager and be like I need so and sos last name so my girl can charge him with harassment, and that should probably do it.
I have a gf. She is overweight. She is whiny, she is bitchy, she is controlling. Why do I stay with her? Because in our first week together, I got her pregnant, yes. I am a fucking idiot. Any insult you wanna hurl at me is totally justified, I deserve it, go on, have at it.
I stay with her because I feel guilty. I was raised pro-life, but I am a coward and a little bitch, so I urged her to abort. She didn't want to, but she did. She killed our child, with my support. She became extremely depressed afterwards, she loves children. I became depressed too, I don't like kids but I believe I made a moral mistake that day when I urged her to do it.
I know the only reason I stay with this girl is because I am scared she'll do something drastic like kill herself if I leave. She's mentally unstable and capable of doing something like that.
I am a scumbag, and I like fucking around behind her back, I met a girl tonight who I like 100x more than her, who I want to fuck so bad, and she is down for it. Please help me /adv/ should I dump my gf and be done with it..? And if so, how can I do it in a manner that is easy enough for her that she won't do something crazy like kill herself?
You didn't kill your child. You voided a potential life
>>17111012
just be an asshole you fuck. that fat bitch is only holding you back being a full-fledged motherfucker on the loose
You feel like a scumbag for the abortion but now want to cheat? wew
Anyway, imagine had you allowed the life to culminate and the birth happen. With the two of you as parents in the shitty relationship you're in that would have been a toxic environment for a child's upbringing. You made the right choice.
You deserve to be happy. Move on. You're only punishing yourself at this stage.
How can I befriend then meet my favorite porn star in real life? I'm in love with her.
no you aren't, and shes almost certainly already in a relationship with someone way better at being a cuck than you
if that doesnt dissuade you, then you could try posting something funny/interesting on her twitter and see if she responds
>>17111036
What if I could charm her by playing on her vanity?
>>17111109
if you're in love with a porn star you're probably nowhere near socially experienced enough to successfully pull that off with anyone, let alone someone like a porn star who deals with that sort of approach every single day.
you're basically asking how to win at poker against james bond.
If I become 12/10 beautiful and skinny as a 4'10 girl, is there any chance that I'll ever become a model?
You'll become a model in my heart senpai
>>17110991
d'aawww
>>17110991
t-thank you anon (´//• ω •//`)
>be me
>super fucking depressed and anxious all day long
>so anxious I'm constantly shaking, like my hands can't be still
>unable to handle my shit and I ask my friend to get me a xanax so I can chill out]
>my dad finds out (who I live with)
>he yells at me and calls me a drug addict
>tells him I'm super sad all of the times and open up about...
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>>17110979
you shouldnt drug yourself
even doctors/psychiatrists dont drug themselves because you need a professional to decide that for you. Even if you are a professional yourself.
Sounds like he doesn't believe in any of it. Why is he so against medication?
>>17110988
my dad believes that meditation is the key to fucking everything
Started talking with this girl at work. She's kinda cute, has a cool personality, very friendly.
Every few days when we have matching schedules we talk, being pretty friendly (idk if you could call it flirting).
One day out of the blue she just stops. She barely says any words to me. I make eye contact with her and she doesn't even bother talking anymore. I smile sometimes and say hi, and usually she's super eager to talk but she just smiles back. What's worse is that I have to watch her talk with other co-workers just fine, and there's...
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>>17110966
she was probably being nice
>>17111286
You are damn right anon
>>17110966
Why bother so much OP? The world is full of this bullcrap, you shouldn't give a fuck.
What are some ways to be a hermit while making money? It's probably because I'm depressed but I enjoy social isolation. I also have the capability to stay behind a computer screen for upwards of 12 hours a day.
Should I just learn how to code? Are there any other viable methods of making a livable wage?
(I can always fall back for working for my parents Vape Shop but I'd prefer just staying in my basement)
>>17110942
Get a bitcoin mining rig and learn to code
else, lurkin'
>Should I just learn how to code?
Professional software development usually involves teamwork and daily interaction with coworkers.
Become a monk.
last night my fwb/gf told me everything about her sex before me. she said she was fucking someone every week, I am the 12th guy to fuck her I've fucked two girls her being my first. it kinda disgusted me, I dated her for 3 yrs and I've fucked her the most out of anyone else. tonight i came to her house to sleep and i wanted to fuck and she gave in, some reason i fucked her harder and longer than i ever have, like until she said she was done. I want to keep pleasing her so she doesn't turn elsewhere.. she's 18 and I'm 19 what are your opinions on this?
>>17110929
oh and the first month we dated we didn't fuck yet and she went and fucked someone else the next day.. and then fucked me a couple days after. so a couple months later I met a 34 yr old woman who became my first fwb for 6 months and she never knew. I always thought of it as revenge. that was the only way I could get over what she did.
I do feel like a dick though. the first time I fucked the old woman I fucked my gf early in the day and came inside her, and that night fucked the other woman and I always came in her. she was like 350 pounds but it was worth it. divorced mom living at her husbands town house and I just went over to get off and usually I fucked my gf right after. luckily she didn't have anything
oh and the woman was tighter than my gf.. but she's tight now after only having my dick for so long.
SHould I worry? It kinda hurts like pic related.It hurts when I lean back and when I lean foward when I'm on my bed. pls help
>>17110911
It's cancer. Webmd will confirm.
I also forgot to say that the pain goes all way to my back.
>>17110913
thanks
>>17110918
it's probably acid reflux or some sort of inflammation
go to the doctor, they'll give you some zantac
quit smoking cigs, eating super acidic foods, work out more, etc
I guess I don't really care if this thread gets any attention what so ever. I feel like I am mostly writing these few lines to vent. However if you have any usefull advice for me whatsoever I would apreciate your comments.
Now this is how it goes:
When it all started I thought I could become the man she needs
She thought she was the girl I wanted, I thought so aswell.
But I can't. She is trying so hard to be the girl I want but she never will be. I know this for a fact. Yes I wronged myself into this and it probably is soly my fault for lying to myself...
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shit man. Dont exactly know what advice to give as ive never broken up with anyone but is the thought of the impending break up scary or comforting?
>>17110873
Both at the same time. I am afraid of the Breakup itself but I am comfortet by the fact that it will be finally over.
>>17110851
Okay well i have broken up with two guys in my life and i have to say that it is always hard. You must be honest with her. Even with telling her that she is not the one otherwise she wont understand why you broke up. Dont let her believe you would go back to her. Its best if you do it like ripping off a plaster but that might be too hard if you were together for a long time...
And dont pretend as if everything is fine right now. Otherwise it will come out of the blue and she will be confused af
