>>17109153

have youe ver been drunk before? if not say sorry you had never been drunk before (or at least that drunk) and it just sorta happened. try to play it off as funny if you feel that vibe. if not just be really sorry and say you plan to avoid booze.

if it is your first time play off teh wolverine bit

>>17109177
I was straight screaming in the middle of a public park about being from a future where all the mutants are dead

Also I had a sweater on and I lost it at some point on my way to the park

>>17109198
I just feel ashamed of myself, to be honest
It was all going really well until I got out of the car.
Could've just got a taxi and gone home, but I freaked the fuck out instead, like a flailing retard

give it 3 more days or so

bump for more opinions

>>17109091
it's an email you dipshit.
I belive it's ok to wait almost a week to hear back from that.
you're overreacting and you know it, you want to hear it from us.
>so hereby.

if it does take too long, just call.

Post your age faggot and your height+weight.

>>17109098
20, 5 foot 10, 175 pounds.

I'm a little on the chubby side, it isn't repulsive or anything, but I'm gonna sign up for a gym membership my next pay day.

>>17109117

Lose 20 pounds then bulk up to 165 to be ripped. You need to look good but also fashionable so make sure you read up online summer styles whenever you can. Walk up with chest out, speak slowly and join any hobbies in your local community. You can make friends there and do something to get you out of the house. I suggest you cut out all soda in your life and stick to drinking water for now.

This will be a long journey.

>>17109040
He probably hasn't missed you for a reason, maybe has herpes and doesn't want to give it to you.

You are talking to flabby and sick virgin neckbeard who would kill their uncle to have a girl kiss them. Wrong place to ask this.

But honestly you have to be secluded and have a moment where you each stare at each other and go for it.

>>17109040
>2 months into relationship
>not kissing
is this high school again? I've slept with girls on a second date. All i can say to you is: kissing him now will unleash the urges you both have. Enjoy your wild ride of jumping from "innocent dating" to flat out banging whenever it's possible.

>>17109008
About a week later, at my friends for a little party. I go to pick her up from her place and take her to the party (she had been at work). She was also in a different town than the party so there was a good amount of time from her getting off work to us picking her up, ect. I pick her up and her fucking eyes are pins yet again and this is nighttime mind you. I put it aside, because by this time we're already at my friends and I don't need this kind of confrontation so I let it go and tell myself maybe I'm...
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Bang her and then dump her.

If you already banged her then dump her and stop wasting your time with a damn junkie.

Why would she want and be able to just stop doing drugs because you would lile her to do so? Firstly, not many people can actually pull off getting and STAYING clean. Secondly, she would need professional help to do so and most importantly really want to quit HERSELF. drug addicts are obviously prone to lie, you can't complain about that one. You knew what you are getting yourself into. Basically, you expect her to act like a mature and functioning human, when obviously she isn't. Why do you do this to her and yourself?

>>17108989
Keylogger

Nope. You won't be able to do it and so you have to accept your fate.

The risk isn't worth the reward considering you could be expelled for this.

What kids at my school so is get a friend to take the teacher outside somehow and then get on their portal which should already be logged in

Another factor that adds to the confusion is that she hasn't deleted a giant YouTube playlist we made of songs that always make us think of "us". Though it's been nearly a quarter of a year since we split. I figured if she was going to delete it, she would have by now. She still listens to it every now and then. We reminiscence on the extremely good times we had together.
I really do want to get back together with her for a lot of reasons. She stresses I need to wait for her to come to me when she's ready but I'm beginning to grow weary since...
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>>17108982

Ya move on. She is using you. She enjoys the attention and time you spend with her but she doesn't want you as her boyfriend. Mentally you are out of her romantic life and so at best you are friendzoned.

Have some self respect and end the text messages anon. It gives you nothing but regret and weariness.

>>17108991
That's awfully cynical. I doubt they're the high school age where that sort of stuff applies

>>17108938

gym teacher

>>17108938

>i dont see myself being very good at advertising and selling my trainin to others

if you're too lazy to do this you're too lazy to attempt any career really

I workout twice a day and have a part time job. I'm not lazy. I've just always been very introverted and am not much of a people person.

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>>17108928
Step 1: open cmd.
Step 2: delete system 32
Step 3: obtain a good linux distro
Step 4: get linux
Step 5: marvel at how linux has no viruses/bugs
Step 6: marvel at how linux isnt a botnet or used to spy on you by NSA

>>17108958
Bud I'm just a student who got this shit for free, I'd love to use Linux but I don't have the time, tried putting lubuntu on a shitty hp netbook for fun, was pretty cool. But really do you know of any good older versions of azureus?

>>17108928
This error is basically saying something went wrong in memory which shouldn't be even used.

That means something low level went bad:
drivers
OS itself
hardware

So you have few possible solutions:
Reinstall OS aka Windows. This can solve your problem if your drivers are bad.
If it is OS problem, then MS can fix it next Wednesday or most likely never.

If reinstall doesn't help, your hardware is slowly dieing.
My bet (since you told us it is happening when torrent) are...
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Start working out.
Got me over depressions.
I was an anorexic guy at age 16-17.
Weight was 52 kilos.
Started lifting at age 18.
Now i'm 21 and weight 65 kilo.
I believe this is the first step in the right direction. But in order to do this you MUST be disciplined. Place a motivational poster on your wall, listen to some workout music etc, anything to get you in the workout mood.
Have a piece of paper on your table that you notice when you walk into your bedroom.
Write: Remember why you started lifting, remember the pain of failure you felt all this time. WAKE UP AND START LIFTING.

>>17108881
>life is double messed up
That means you have two problems? Tell us your problems, we wanna hear other people's misery.

>my life is messed up

>but first and foremost, i wnat to date a pretty girl

fix your priorities. by putting an imaginary person at the top of your list you have revealed that you think it is the most important thing in life. its not wise to put so much emphasis on the most temporary and fragile of all human relationships.

friends are a second.

instead of saying 'i want to have people that meet this quality' you need to start thinking 'i want to be the kind of person worthy...
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>>17108830
Hospital immediately

just wait
or take more Viagra and enjoy the ride

What exactly about "if you have an erection for more than 8h, see a doctor" don't you understand, mr.???

That's not that bad. If you have a car, you can visit almost every weekend.

If she's worth it, I would try to make it work. Is there a possibility of you guys moving nearer to each other in the future?

>>17108790
How long did it take you to find someone on Escamoney?

>>17108790
My Ex GF and me lived the same distance apart from each other so i'd say you'll be fine if you really want to become invested in this person.

>>17108769
What happened was that people on /adv/ stopped asking for advice

I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that divorce is more socially acceptable and women have joined the work force they are able to leave unhappy marriages if they need to and vice versa. I would not say the quality has gone down, personally.

>>17108769

there have been great changes and strides in human relationships.

however i think the biggest change you are noticing is simply what you've observed vs what you experienced.

as in, you grew up thinking that something was one way cuz you saw it from a distance. you only saw the surface value and a lot of TV. now you are experiencing it and its not that different from what everyone has experienced. but now you see the inner workings, not just the surface.

on top of that the internet has...
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Haha you're dumb

>>17108750

seems like b8 or you are retarded

>Why would he do this to me?

do you seriously think that this had anything to do with you? like if you were a diff person it wouldn't have happened? pls stop

i'm not sure how this is such a problem, you guys talk, you make sure he understands how fucked up that situation was for you and how much it freaks you out. you find out from him if he'd prefer to promise to never let it happen again and not change anything...
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He probably felt too ashamed to ask, I wouldn't worry too much, just keep reassuring him you've got his back no matter what. When my boyfriend has a problem he finds it hard to ask for help because / he's the man and he's supposed to not need help//

I don't think this is a problem unless you're frustrated by having the initiate conversations about his feelings, but I'm telling you now that a man who doesn't need prompting to talk about his problems is just as much of a drag

>>17108749
seems rational to me.

>>17108749
Ya that's might be a dealbreaker.

Coconut oil is pretty effective in curing/fading most of it. I don't think it's a big issue.