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hey guise,
I've been using the dating app bumble, and I recently got a message from this smoking hot babe.
She sends me this message " What makes you different than the other 100 guys on this app?"
Normally I wouldn't think of replying, but she really looks good, and I want to peruse this.
What do you think would be a good answer for this?
Haha Goddamn thats a good one cant wait for answers
>>17107009
I have a YUGE dick
"I have some fucking standards."
And then you block the bitch.
Hey Anon,
I dont know where to begin. I've never been so low before. My life is falling apart and I've been suicidal for 3 weeks. Ive been to the hospital twice, and nothing seems to be helping. I need help and i dont know what to do. I lost interest in everything, i failed my final semester of college, i got my heart broken, and i have PTSD/Bi-polar/anxiety. Everyone i talk to thinks I'm a baby but i can deal with life. How do I fix this? Im open to anything because i dont have a choice.
>>17107003
Are you in therapy?
>>17107013
yeah i am.
>>17107003
I'm about to fail 3 out of my 5 classes, my body is half destroyed from all the deployments I've been on and I also have PTSD and anxiety. I've also sat there with a bottle of whiskey in one hand and a loaded 1911 in the other deciding which one to put in my mouth. Life's fucking hard, and there's no safety when you fuck up. But there is always another route to take, and there is always another reason to keep fighting.
My son just got suspended for been high on the am at High school. No did a lot of crap on school (felonies) but never got stoned on school. I could kick him out since he already know the consequence of screwing with school and my time. But rignt know I plan to work the crap out of him, on the gym, the yard and with the school work that we will pick up daily, am I wasting my time. He is 19 and legally I do not owe him crap. Yet I want him to succeed in life, but he seems to do not appreciate that, any perspective from stoners or parents?
The pic is just for attracting viewers purpose, I do not who the handicap lady is.
>considering kicking out your own son
No wonder why he smokes weed. You are a shit father.
>>17106975
how can a 19 year old be in high school?
how can you fuck up so badly that you have a felony in high school?
this reads like bait
>5 years ago
>be friends with a girl
>have e great time
>the she friendzones me
>I tell her I don't want to talk to her again then and delete her from all social media
>she tried to make contact with me yestarday
Why do women do this? What is she trying to do?
it's been 5 years and you're still butthurt about this lmao grow up
she probably thought "oh i haven't spoken to anon in a long time i wonder what he's up to" and you're gonna be a pissy fag about it goddamn no wonder you got friendzoned
Just ignore her. Just another woman playing stupid woman games.
>>17106997
butthurt? All the contrary, I like her and I don't want to annoy her or annoy me with stupid situations again.
>>17107000
this is more like a real advice
/adv/ I need help. I really want to try out my bi-curiosities. Ive tried a couple times but chickened out. How do i stop being a pussy?
Bumpo
If you don't feel comfortable, don't do it. Decide who you want to be. Do you want to be gay? If so, find someone you're comfortable with and try it out. If you don't want to be that kind of person, forget about it and try to move on.
Not to spook you or anything but you probably shouldn't in case you regret it for the rest of your life
Anybody else get anxiety from driving?
Driving new places gets me really stressed and anxious. I'm not really sure why-I've made a few silly mistakes but never have had a reason to be hesitant toward driving.
While driving, I feel pressured by other drivers (I know I shouldn't, but I still feel it), as if I'm constantly going to miss my turn and get lost, try to merge with a car in a blindspot, or accidentally dent another car while parking.
The only way I avoid feeling anxious is by playing my favorite music and focusing on the lyrics....
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I still have some driving anxiety but it has gone done a fuckton compared to when I started driving. So just keep driving till you get over it or die in a horrific car accident.
>>17106969
Heh 6969.
practice
drive around ur hood until ur comfortable
then drive around the area outside ur hood until ur comfortable
etc
if other drivers make you feel pressured, realize they cant do jack shit if ur following the rules
if someone is tailgating you, pull over to let them pass
My mother is enticing me to start seeing a therapist (for no real reason), but I refuse as it is an insult to my pride.
Am I being unreasonable?
>>17106952
yes
there's nothing wrong with talking about your feelings, it's what self actualizing adults do
>>17106952
>> refuse to see therapist w/degree
>> seek help on 4chan
How is it an insult to your pride? Sounds like you're acting childish, which is nothing to be proud of.
Weird questions but hopefully some insight can help me out.
What does it mean to be friends with someone?
What is a friend?
Why do you have the friends you have?
Pic unrelated.
Friends are someone to experience life with.
I suppose different people get different things from maintaining friendships, but for me, its mainly good to know that someone has your back when shit turns south. Really, its mostly about looking out for each other and learning from your combined life experiences.
You give what you get.
>>17106947
I consider my pets to be friends! not like they had a choice in being owned... but regardless, the fact that they are easy to be around, loyal (at face value, it's probably just the food), act happy to see me makes them seem pretty friendlike
>>17107026
...you also tend to get what you give.
I've had this friend who I've known for a while but didn't get close until these past 2 years. Eventually he said he had feelings for me but I didn't quite reciprocate, and told him I didn't see him that way. Then he had left for military training so we didn't talk for 10 months.
After he got back we started talking again and got close. We would hang out every week, sometimes 4-5 days straight and hanging out with him was just good innocent fun- we're on the same wavelength and I enjoy his friendship greatly but he was only going to...
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Your own fault for being a confusing woman. Reap what you sow
No. And you're the reason why the Red Pill and r9k hate girls and your wishy washy fucked up feelings. He had feelings for you and you told him to piss off, then when he finds happiness with someone else you're angry.
I hope you start cutting yourself.
I think you did the right thing by not telling him, because it would have been torture for during his time away. However, he's moved on and the ship has sailed. In the end, it just didn't work out for you two. Not really anyone's fault, that's just life. It's unfortunate, but you didn't realize your feelings soon enough.
How do I learn to live with a tattoo I hate? It makes me feel like shit. I always think how much better things were before I had the tattoo. I used to be into science and math but now that I got a tattoo of a cross I feel like I have made myself dumber and people will look at me as such if they know I have it. I still think part of me wants to believe in Jesus but the logical part of me knows that cant be true. I hate that I did this to myself I don't even like tattoos. I just got one because there was a girl I liked that had tattoos but she doesn't like me anyway....
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>>17106872
Why not believe
get it removed
>>17106897
It just seems like there's so much suffering that there's no point in believing.
How do I get a shopping cart collected fired from Costco for attacking my autistic son?
>inb4 wat?
>>17106854
You don't. Please keep your homemade autist locked in the basement where he can't bother normal people. Thank you.
>>17106854
In what context did he 'attack' your son?
I last smoked Saturday. I need to be able to pass a drug test sometime soon. I need as much advice as possible to be able to get this shit out of my system as soon as possible.
Was in a similar position as you before. There's no use. I tried everything (drinking shitton of water, taking vitamins etc) and I came back positive for THC no matter what I tried. I was up all night the night before drinking water and peeing, did everything right, and it didn't work.
That can't be it, bump
>>17106819 What happens if they find THC in your system? Do police get involved? I'm thinking about getting a summer job here soon.
I'm a junior CS major. I don't mind the major, I'm good at it, and I'm good at math. I've just been having a lot of thoughts about how much I would be enjoying my education way more if I did History, something I'm passionate about.
Anybody else feel this way?
That's essentially a useless major you'd be hard pressed to find a job in
>>17106797
I'm aware, I don't think I'll ever switch majors this far into my CS track, it's just been really eating away at me for some reason.
>>17106783
Kekekekekekeke
Just keep up with that history degree and read history books in your spare time. Volunteer for any local, state or regional historical organizations if you'd like to be more active. Become an amateur historian on minor subjects you care about if you have the time
Follow your dreams, anon
I'm going to ask a girl out tomorrow. I'm almost positive she will say no.
One time after class I started asking her out by saying "What are you doing this weekend?" When she said she was going out of town, I wrapped it up and left without asking her since she wouldn't be available. I assume she realized I was going to ask her to do something, because now after class she walks really quickly away from class, often looking at her phone.
However, I figure I might as well ask anyway and get rejected so I don't have to wonder in the future.
Is...
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1) if you are planning to ask out a girl, get to know her first so she can get to know you. Go on FaceTime or something
2) become friends with her first
3) don't ask her in school
Recap: become friends with her so you get to know her and she gets to feel comfortable around you and you around her, and then ask her out when you are anywhere but school.
>>17106787
We already know each other. We used to talk before class a lot, mostly about our mutual hobby of video games.
I don't see her anywhere but school, and what's wrong with asking someone out at school?
You have to think, realistically, what is the worst thing that can happen?
She says no? Who gives a fuck, most guys are so scared to do it that you'll instantly feel more alpha just because you did what others didn't have the balls to do.
Be confident, make sure you look/smell good, and just ask her out. If she says no you bugger off until you find someone new, if she says yes you score a date. It's a no lose situation.
How much color friendly bleach should I drink to kill myself? I am 140 pounds roughly and six foot one. I have a little bit of real bleach to top off what I don't have. Please help, dudes.
>>17106732
I don't understand the question. Are you trying to suicide on a budget and buy only just enough?
>>17106748
No, I just have limited resources.
>>17106732
Bump
