>>17107987
Fake it til you make it.

>>17108032
Do I need to fake everything or are there exceptions?

cute pupper

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the big owl

Left, not a fan of the colours on the right

>>17107979
What are you, 12?

my advice to you would be to not date people on your ship, sometimes a ship feels like highschool all over again with how much fucking gossip there can be, its also against the rules so if the higher ups find out (which they will) you can get in trouble for it. Kind of the problem with the navy is that its no good for relationships since if you have a gf back home you're gonna be away from her for long periods of time. You're better off trying to go for the sailor's dream, which is to say a girl in every port.

what rate btw?

For home bases/barracks/ports, it's almost like a normal workplace. You shit where you eat, you deal with it accordingly. But being deployed to the field or on a ship? Even if it's going well, you'll still be the target of jokes and such. If it does fail, then you're in for one hell of a fucking ride. As >>17108116 said, it's like a highschool.


My advice - date someone outside your unit or service or a civilian.

>>17107971
Not OP, but...

does anyone know how harsh the drug testing is with Navy?

I think zodiac shit is fun, but shouldn't be taken seriously.

They list traits that every person can "find inside themselfes". It's pretty much a bunch of bullcrap. However, i still think it's entertaining. Especially as a scorpio (i'm one myself), the horoscopes are mostly quiet flattering.
Thinking about it, i only take something away if it was positive. For example: if i look up if our zodiac signs are compatible and it tells me "no", i just claim it's utter shit anyways. If it tells me we're meant to be by ancient star constellations, i think "meh, doesn't hurt if that's true".

The zodiac is stupid and irrelevant. They're based off of ancient superstition and have no real affect. The star charts most horoscopes use are based off of the Ancient Egyptian star charts from 3000 years ago, but since then the sun has changed its orbit around the galactic center so much that most of the constellations and stars have shifted enough from Earth's perspective that all the old star charts are about one star sign behind what they actually correspond to currently. Also, the zodiac constellations are the ones that the sun passes through as seen from Earth,...
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I have no idea how you should do it, I've been going back and forth with if I should end a relationship of almost 3 years now that I have begun to lost my passion in. It's an awful situation to be in and I don't know what to do either anon

You should be ready to spend an evening talking, to give her closure.

Don't beat around the bush- say it directly. 'I don't feel passion anymore, I don't see myself living my life with you, there is not anyone else, I simply want to break up'

Spend the next couple of hours talking to her, show that you don't hate her, explain again and again that you don't feel the spark anymore, tell her what you told us that you kissed her and felt nothing.

The longer you drag it out the worse it's going to be

>>17107912
This
She will try to convince you op, just be strong and be clear dont bullshit around saying i dont know, me clear and objective

lads please

>>17107869

Bird in the hand cuz

Tell her she's a moped.

I don't see a problem, i guess it's just your type of girl

I've actually been thinking about the same thing, OP.
It seems like the biggest issue with this is that it would result in you not necessarily viewing the girl as herself, but as a kind of prototype of your oneitis.

>>17107852
It'll only be a problem if you try turning her into your oneitis. You have to keep in mind that any similarities are only skin-deep and that she may turn out a completely different person. Unless you really don't know your oneitis at all, in which case don't forget her name or you risk major spaghetti spillage.

>>17107767
Maybe if you put more time to study and less into taking useless online test and 4chan, you would pass high school with flying colors.

>https://www.16personalities.com/intp-personality
If 10% of the site is right, you should go for hard science uni. If you don't like memorizing stuff, we live in a computers are so with software engineer degree you won't have trouble getting good paying job you might enjoy.

If you don't have trouble memorizing stuff, then...
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>>17107777
quads concludes the thread /thread

>>17107767
INTPs have a reputation for being lazy, even more so than my type (ENTP). I compensated for it by searching for guidance from others, and made it though uni because of the great number of people that I had who played up all of my strengths and motivate me to accomplish what it was that I needed to do. I recommend that you find a way to do the same, even if it means pushing your comfort zone to an immense degree. I only managed to succeed in life because I found people to assist me in doing so, and would probably...
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hen i think too much i always try running, good way to release endorphin's, take mind off thoughts

>>17107748
My brain races before I need to go to sleep. I started neutralising it with weed. Would not recommend

>>17107708

Your question is "How do I know if she likes me or not". You're already talking to her...

Give other people more details.

The fact that she invited you somewhere shows that she's at least somewhat interested in you. The fact that she asked you to talk to her shows that she enjoys your company. I wouldn't focus too much on the word "pal."

So, how do you talk to her? Just continue to do you -- it seems to be working already. Maybe show a little initiative with physical contact so she knows that you want more than friendship. Ask her out then invite her back to your place to drink or smoke weed or whatever you enjoy.

>>17107717
Well, she initially asked if I had Snapchat, and I said yes and got her number as well. Texted her the first night and she did a lot of smiley faces and everything, but the next day she kept one lining me so I stopped texting.

She complained to me about a previous coworker who would hit on her and who would come in on morphine.

I don't know if it's much, but I saw her smile when she saw me at work the other day.

I was planning to quit so I told her I was planning to leave soon, and...
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Fuck off weeb

Just start from the east end of the city. Once the east is burning red, you'll be able to defeat the rest.

>>17107662
Downwards, by making buildings crash into each-other

Women can cum multiple times in a row, just keep fucking her.
Most women I've been with appreciate lengthy sessions.

>>17107507
I literally have this same problem but I've learned to accept its a blessing

She's only had two guys who both lasted under five minutes with her so she's beaming with happiness whenever I fuck her since it takes usually an hour

I can only ever climax from fucking rough and hard, but she likes that so it works for her

Blowjobs and handjobs never seem to do anything for me which sucks I guess

>>17107507
>How do I handle this? Is there a way not to hurt her feelings?

>>17107033
>>17106992
>Also cut that porn and masturbation op. Completely. In a month or so you'll be completely healthy. Nobody realises that humans initially were not designed to consume pornography. At all.

If you're complaining before you've even sent a single text, you've already self defeated yourself. She'll smell that from a mile away, no matter your intentions. If nothing comes of it, are you any worse off than you already are? Take a chance anon. You got this.

>>17107489
>self defeated yourself

My self was self defeated before the self of myself could even defeat myself.

At some point, me trying over and over again turned into going through motions. Now I'm wondering why I still bother at all. I'm just not feeling the smiley face disney poster attitude

>>17107514
Why did you get her number if you never intended on using it? You never really asked a question, only got down on yourself and why you should just curl up and die. How old are you anon?

>>17107464
maybe you aren't good enough

i have the same problem

Don't manipulate them. If someone accepts you then, you'll know it wasn't because you manipulated them. Because Logic. Or, if you think your social skills are all that, build them up then I dunno, do traditionally unattractive stuff like fart around them and see how they deal with it. If you are as good as you think, you should test it by trying to always be there for a bi-polar person.

>>17107490
but then again i know for a fact that im honestly not good enough

im stupid to believe i can find happyness and my soulmate

Act like his mother. He will subconsciously fall in love with you as long as he doesn't hate his mother. That's how you win us.

Let him be himself. Don't get clingy when he wants to spend time with the boys, by constantly checking up on him when he does. Try to take interest in his hobbies. Also, road head. That's a surefire, as long as he's a good driver.

>>17107455
He does hate his mother.
And I've practically taken over the role of being his mother anyways so that doesn't really work.
>>17107479
Any other specific things I can do?
He's big on history and guns.
I just want to have a list of things to do that I can surprise him with, but I'm not too creative.