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going to have sex for the first time. What do?????
help pls
Benis in vagoo
aww fuck:(
I started a thread here the other night, I'm an alcoholic and my gf had come home one day to find out I had been drinking, it wasn't that much but I had quite some clean time and this was terrible. She kicked me right out. Now I have finally regained contact with her today (after a week) and she has shed some light on why she is so pissed.
I had originally thought I had 3 beers because I saw them on the counter when I was tossed out (I was passed out and she came home) turns out there was 2 more in a bag in the bathroom. So that doesn't look good, I get...
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>>16715215
do you take pills
>>16715215
Depression possibly. Before she says a single word immediately apologize and say you have enrolled in therapy, AA, something. And actually enroll.
>>16715215
...what was the content of the emails?
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Is it okay with women if I date you but under no circumstance would consider a long term relationship with you. Like sleeping with a whore. Youd never marry the whore though.
Some friends and I were talking about kids and marriage. Opinions seemed to generally be no marriage ever, or go for marriage when your relationship is ready for it.
When I gave my opinion people looked at me like I was weird, because I think the only point of marriage is to help create a stable family dynamic so I'd only get married when we were ready to start having children, and not a day before. Is it really that odd?
>>16735206
How you feel isn't odd just a minority.
I personally think marriage is about the two people getting married loving each other so much to where they want to be with each other forever.
Just because how you feel isn't the same as your friends, it doesn't make it wrong anon.
Hope I helped.
Does anyone have any experience with intercultural dating?
I'm a foreigner living in Japan and there's a girl I'm interested in. I think she might be into me, too. I'm a wizard and I've never dated anyone, but that isn't the focus of this thread.
How did your intercultural relationship start? What problems did you overcome? What problems couldn't you overcome?
I'd like to hear your story, and if you have any insight for me I'd appreciate it.
>meeting a girl for lunch, it's our...
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>>16715210
this is a hot thread
>>16715216
I'm happy to appeal to your fetish, buddy.
Good stuff there mate. I can't say for all Japanese girls but they're pretty cool. We met while I was at work and started to date after a few meet ups. There wasn't any big problems, it's just the culture. Like she was too shy to give a goodbye kiss in public but eventually eased up, it's not common to show PDA like that over there, so there's things like that. Any questions?
Hey /adv/, I wanna be a U.S. Navy SEAL.
What's the best way to go about this? It is my dream job. Should I just join right as I go into the Navy or just wait?
>I want to be treated like a piece of shit
>Not just any shit, but the WORST shit
>But if I get in then 12 year old will think I'm cool
Do the research.
Are you in extremely good physical shape? Are you going to be able to endure the extreme hardship of the training and lifestyle?
Essentially, do you want to BE a Navy Seal or do you want to DO what a Seal does?
Also, are you ready to enjoy four years in the regular Navy in the likely event you fail? The Navy happily staffs a lot of its shittier jobs with kids who wanted to be Seals.
>>16715169
I want to BE a Navy SEAL.
Okay, so this girl I met 2 weeks ago told me she's afraid of commitment in a relationship. She says it's because she cheated on her ex and deeply regretted it afterwards or some shit. She says she doesn't trust herself and doesn't want to hurt me.
I didn't start the convo about this. I was just talking to her and she says her mom is telling everyone that we're dating. I said "are we not?" And that's where the commitment thing started. Then she says she wants to talk to me longer and she has to want it.
The fuck does...
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She basically put you in the friendzone. Drop her OP she just wants attention to fill up her ego. She doesn't want to date you.
>>16715007
It's escalated past the friend zone but not a home run yet
>>16714991
basically it means if she finds someone else she wants to fuck she wants to be able to do it without feeling guilty afterwards.
Use her for sex and discard after done OP, she's no where near mature enough for a real relationship.
How important is family?
Depends. If your family are cunts, fuck 'em. Don't let them drag you down with them.
>>16714948
As far as what OP? I'm married with kids and I would saw my arm off for them, I have a friend who I consider my brother way beyond my biological brother, family is who you make of it, and they are 110% important
there are no obligations to family. i don't consider blood to mean anything. what a petty fucking reason to do something for or feel obligated to someone. if we're talking your parents and they're great, well that's a different story as it's a relationship. but siblings you've always been take it or leave it with, screw it
She's furious because: "THEY'RE JUST ROCKS, YOU SPENT $140 OF OUR MONEY ON ROCKS". How do I explain to her that water stones are essential for honing my katana?
>>16714727
water the stones with her tears
>>16714727
MINERALS MARIE. THEY'RE MINERALS.
>>16714727
>water stones are essential for honing my katana
Stop being an autistic faggot with a katana.
My crush opened up to me recently. It turns out she has bi polar, depression and has self harmed in the past. As someone who already has attachment and self confidence issues, should I abort?
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>>16714688
RUN
U
N
SHE WILL CHEW YOU UP. SPIT YOU OUT. NOT THINK TWICE.
LONELY GUY + CRAZY GIRL = BAD NEWS
Crazy girls need sadists, they are incapable of a relationship where 2 people love each other- IF YOU LOVE HER SHE WILL RUIN YOU
>>16714688
Three in a row? That's a lot dude l. But give it a chance.
"bi polar, depression and has self harmed in the past" Should you abort? ...
No ones perfect, but why enter a relationship with someone with that many issues?
>women want to complain about their easy problems
>men want to give simple solutions
> I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO SOLVE MY PROBLEM I JUST WANTED TO VENT
Every.Fucking.Day.
How are these just "differences"?
The female method is clearly
>>16714390
*clearly worse
>The female method is clearly worse
Who cares, stop being an autist and just tell her some bullshit like "i know", "i'm sorry" etc. Offer solutions only if she ask for them
>posts on a board which is meant for giving solutions
>in order to vent
Good job on demonstrating the female method.
Ok guys. I'm a 30 year old man. My girlfriend is 24 and has 2 kids from a previous marriage. I know i know. Cuck hahahaha. Got it.
Anyway. I own a home, have a stable job, am great to her and her kids.
She, lives at home with her parents, and the kids are there. The baby's father isn't involved much in their life. Once or twice a month he will get them for a week for me and her to be alone.
So the argument we are having arised last night and continued through the day. We were hanging out at her parents house, because I rode by for dinner she mad. She put the kids to bed and we were hanging on her couch while everyone else in the house was asleep. And she wouldn't blow me. She said she doesn't want to do that her house because someone might walk out and catch us blah blah blah.
Am i being unreasonable for pretty much demanding sex? I fucking take this girl out all the time and her kids. Her whole thing was "i just dont like doing it at my parents house its weird" even though when we first started seeing eachother she did it all the time.
I feel like she's trying to get me to ask her and her shitty little kids to come live with me and if there is anything that bothers me it's the constant feeling of someone trying to make me into a punk.
Am i betabux? I fuck the dogshit out of her when when we fuck. She shivers. I do it well. I have a nice social circle but i honestly have no idea if this bitch loves me or if she is just with me because she sees me as being the one to support her and her shitty little kids.
>>16714227
why not ask her why the sudden change
You want to be the provider so you can have good blowjobs?
this is perfectly fine btw, if she doesn't blow then no cash
you should stop being a beta cuck
Just dump her, you sound like a total cockhead.
Protip: It's never OK to have any kind of sex in a public area of a house when there are children in that house (EVEN IF THEY ARE ASLEEP). That's what bedrooms, bathrooms and locked doors are for.
I've pretty much met the girl of my dreams. Not sure how much elaboration is necessary, but there are so many things I like about her. Plus what makes her unicorn tier by internet standards is that she's 21, very attractive, non-religious and a virgin. She seems to like me a lot too, and it really looks like I have a chance of entering my first relationship.
There's just one problem. There was an instance recently where I had told her something on four occasions and then she asked me about it. In other words, she asked me a question I had already answered...
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Insert penis into her holes, see how it feels, then get back to us.
>>16713923
But I don't want to ruin her. She deserves a solid relationship to lose her virginity over.
>>16713917
what was the fucking question?
Hey /adv/. I've been dating this guy for about 8 months, and things are going ehh. He's gotten super over protective. If I even talk to another person he takes my phone and demands to read it. He doesn't let me hang out with groups of people without him, and guilt trips me into feeling bad for him when he's the one who isolates himself.
So my question is, should I break up with him or put up with it until he has more trust?
Also, if we should break up, what's the best possible way you can imagine a girl breaking up with you?
>>16713817
break up with him he deserves a lot better
>what's the best possible way you can imagine a girl breaking up with you?
No drama just leave
>>16713817
wait it out. how could that possibly go wrong? i mean its only your life, why spend it with someone who actually respects you?
no brainer op, you'll never do better than this guy. maybe you should get a leash and let him walk you too.
>>16713817
Break up with him. He won't trust you more. He'll just find excuses to become more and more a clingy and controlling idiot.
Tell him the truth, leave him and never talk to him again. It will hurt a lot for a while and then he'll be fine.
Realistically how long would it take for a naturally skinny guy to get abs like this?
If I do sit ups and crunches burnouts every other day. Can I have nice abs in 2 months?
I kinda fucked up. Girl I'm talking to has been flirting hardcore. She wants a body picture but I told her she'll have to wait until we meet in May. Told her I'll let her touch my abs and she's going crazy over it. Only thing is I unintentionally up played myself. I have 2 visable abs muscles. But that's it. But I need to get a 6 pack before May.
Is this possible?
Yeah it is if your motivated enough. I hope you won't make it tho and end up losing her so you can learn a lesson.
>>16713718
google zyzz
>>16713718
it kinda depends. do you have abs underneath fat? the thing is if ur not really worked out your abs are gonna look retarded anyway.
but all you have to do is cut down to a ridiculously low body fat percentage. work outs wont do that. dieting will. i mean running and basic cardio will help.
but if ur doing crunches and shit you need to actually have a calorie surplus for abs to form
sup /adv/, I'm looking for a well paying career that I can do, or learn to do on my own, that doesn't require me to leave my home. So far, I'm only interested in creative writing, coding, and drawing. I'm an amateur at all 3 but willing to give one of them my compete effort towards improving. I'm in no rush, parents say I can stay home as long as I need to. Are there any other jobs I should be considering besides these 3? Any easy recommended careers for someone who likes to stay home? Just need enough to pay for a comfy apartment with plenty of food...
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>>16713471
>also rate
no
There is an overload of incompetent self-taught "coders" out there. You won't have much of a chance if you don't have something like a degree to back it up. Why not go to uni and get an education?
>>16713481
because its a troll thread
