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I am absolutely terrible at texting women. Can't game or create attraction. I am practicing on this girl because long story short, she's older than me, kinda put me into the friendzone last summer (well I guess even way before), can't get over ex and only female presence in my life due to my crippling autism. I haven't talked to her in 3 months even though she kept liking my stuff on facebook. This is how it went:
>sent picture of me in a drysuit (because I do stuff at sea) "Gonna swim in ice cold water! How's your...
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>replying before she replied back
That's not too bad texting wise, just screwed up some small talk. I would've screwed it up even more, just keep going at it.
if i knew i'd tell you, but i'm gonna piggy back for advice
>met girl on saturday
>been texting her since then, about a 100 messages between us
I think she's definitely interested, but we just can't get to know each other well enough. Like I'm afraid to do humor because I don't know her sense of humor.
How do you go about accepting that the kind of pure genuine romantic love that you see in movies doesn't really exist?
I can't think of any way to go about it without turning escapist or bitter.
But it does. It's just rare, and doesn't always look like it does in movies
>>16738365
Movies really over exaggerate it, but genuine romantic love does actually exist.
>>16738381
>>16738387
Okay allow me to reword that:
How do I accept that I, specifically and in particular, am unlovable?
I am 5'8", weigh ~185lbs and am 18 years old (male)
Yesterday, i was out with a friend and had to drive him to the gym or something, and we were having a good time in the car.
I busted a U and started accelerating, but this guy tried to overtake me, but i didn't let him and i flipped him off.
He then followed us for 2 miles, nearly causing several accidents along the way, only to stop me on an empty street.
This is the important bit
He got out of his car and i got out of mine, and i calmly asked him what the fuck he wanted.
He punched me...
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>>16737571
remember his license plate?
Call the police, tell them you have a witness, documentation and sue him. If need be, have your friend give you a black eye.
Buy a taser
>>16737593
No, and i wouldn't.
I ain't no snitch
I'm asking for advice on how to deal with the situation, i don't care what happens to him afterwards
Is it wrong for a 34 year old to go out with a 17 year old?
Not if the 34yr old makes more than 200k per yr
>>16736821
yes it is wrong, she could be your daughter for god sake, and what does a 17 y/o have to contribute to your life? nothing, if i were you i would seek help and don't try to date people less that 5 years younger than yourself.
for god sake use your brain.
You're a sick pedophile if you go for a girl 17 years, and 51 weeks old, and you should be in jail.
However if you go for a woman on her 18th birthday, you're upstanding healthy citizen.
my bf left me the other day, and i have also been bullyd off facebook due to "being an ugly slut" am i rlly that ugly? honest thoughts pls guys
>>16736427
Certified qt3.14
You can go to >>>/soc/ for future attention whoring.
Being completely honest, only from looking at you I would definitely sex you up but you are not the type of girl I would ever date.
I'm sure your situation is MUCH more complicated than that.
No you are not ugly. Those people are just talking shit it happens alot on the internet.
Can someone explain to me if this girl thinks I'm sexist or what?
>be at work
>one cute female co worker complements my height
>said i got good genes cause of my height
>said her family was full of short people that's why she's short
>then I told her "nahh it's okay girls shouldn't be so tall anyway"
>then suddenly she lost her words and becomes silent...
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>>16736335
Yes, it was. You know this already, why do you need us to tell you?
>>16736339
what makes it sexist?
Kinda weird for her to compliment your height but get upset when you say you prefer short women, especially if she's short herself.
Help me understand something here /adv/
Why the fuck are men obsessed with having penises that are 8 inches or over? Do they WANT to tear holes in womens' cervixes?
Furthermore, why do they buy into the tired campaign of "bigger is better"?
It seems like when it comes to penises, all that men care about is having one that's bigger than everyone else's.
It's because of porn mostly
>>16734937
Sounds like someone has a small dick.
>>16734937
Why are some men obsessed with guns?
Why are some men obsessed with trucks or cars?
Why are some men obsessed with having sex with as many women as possible?
Why are some men obsessed with money?
Why are some men obsessed with sports teams?
Why are some men obsessed with fat chicks?
Why are some men obsessed with gambling?
It's just men, being men, I guess
But about 1/2 of men are less than average, so they're plenty of them out there
>cooks amazing
>cute af
>skinny as hell, but still with T & A
>loves and adores me unconditionally
>we barely ever fuck
>she's more concerned with Disney movies and cupcakes than sex.
what's the point of having a hot girl you have passionless sex with every few weeks?
>>16734572
If hot sex all the time with take out food is your goal, this is not the girl for you, obviously.
You have to leave her immediately. So that I can have her.
>>16734572
At least you get to have sex with her, you whiny fag. Try cosplaying with her. If there's a Disney prince she likes, she might get into roleplay.
The way to her pussy is through a couple of minor arteries, layers of tissue and a few bones. Eventually, you'll find her heart. That's the key. "Bone" Voyage, faggot.
So I've been getting on pretty well with this cute girl from school (pic related).
I met her through a group project, and it turns out she likes smash and other nerdy stuff. I got her skype, and ever since then we've been talking late into the night, every night, for the last 2 weeks.
So... things have been getting pretty romantic on both ends.
But I've lost all interest in her since last night. She was talking about her "abusive" ex (do all girls have an abusive ex? jesus) and it turns out she gave her virginity to him.
I've...
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>>16734554
I'd give her a solid 5 out of 10. Would definitely bang but trade up for a better model ASAP
>>16734559
You're saying I should have sex with her?
Everyone has a shitty ex, yes. IMO it helps you appreciate your current partner if done right.
Also, people fuck other people. Especially at your age. Who gives a shit if she lost her v-card? It was in the past, and it doesn't concern you. Have fun, get to know her, and don't be so serious. You're not 30 years old. Have fun with this.
What does it mean when a girl who you know has been with a lot of guys says she wants to take it slow and when you tried to make a move into her pants she said no
This girl likes me a lot and is coming over again tomorrow. What do. I'm not friend zoned because we made out and grope each other but I don't get it. Why has she fucked guys she met the same day but won't fuck me until later when she's known me for over two weeks and wants to be in a relationship with me?
Shes probably experiencing some social blow back, ie people have called her a whore and shes self conscious, or, she is waiting for a former fuck to commit to her and stringing you along mate.
Just be dominant, but not rapey.
>>16734471
I don't want to be pushey because I like her back. She told me she stopped talking to a guy a couple months back because he was too pushy about sex. They only went on one date though. She's really hot and has a personality I like. She always openly talks about sex with me and her friends though. I don't think she cares. She literally doesn't talk to any other guys daily except me. I know this for an almost fact. She tells me about every guy that tries though.
>>16734439
how old is she? has she made any big transitions in her life recently?
Turning 23 in less than a week. Haven't had a GF relationship yet. I'm beginning to worry. Anyone in the same boat?
>>16733276
Instead of focusing on all those things in life which you don't have, perhaps the best place to start would be with what you do have and then work from there.
same here turning 23 in april
getting pretty sick of this shit, i totally lose my cool and cant function properly if i can't jerk off regularly
can't you have sex without needing a gf?
Why don't women want to be subservient housewives anymore?
As late as the 60s, most women unironically wanted to be housewives. They looked up to their husbands as providers, protectors of the household and head of the family. They really were content to pop out kids and make house and serve their man.
What went wrong?
no idea
>>16732936
>They looked up to their husbands as providers, protectors of the household and head of the family.
Men aren't filling that role anymore. More women are in college than men, and too many young men are interested in loafing around playing video games than having any sort of career ambition.
Women now are only comfortable giving up their careers to raise kids, if the man is successful enough that it makes financial sense for her to do so.
The nuclear family is a form of social communism. For every working man, a family.
Women don't like this, they want alpha males, do they gravitate towards the more natural Alpha/Beta dynamic. Thus modern dating and sexuality.
This is hella fucked /adv/. My ex just messaged me telling me she's preg and it's mine. She lied and told me she was infertile all through our relationship. She said she was planning on giving it to adoption and if she keeps it she won't force me to be a part of the kid's life. She won't abort. I'm 18 and she's 17, we aren't ready to have kids. I want nothing to do with this kid. What do and what can I expect? Pic related
Push her down the 5 step plan OP trust me
Falcon
>>16732881
Kek
She also moved to a differenrt state, worth mentioning
One of my female friends just tried to hook me up with a landwhale?
Does this mean I have absolutely no worth with women?
>>16732140
no.
it just means she owed a land whale a favor.
or got tired of hearing it bitch about wanting a boyfriend.
>>16732140
>Does this mean I have absolutely no worth with women?
So you lost your wallet?
>>16732140
Sorta. The landwhale probably was interested in you. Or, if you only just met then yeah she's probably just using you to stifle the bitching for a little bit
But the fun part is leading on the landwhales then friendzoning them
Okay, you guys give me your honest opinion
>Meet pink haired girl in coffee shop
>She is cute, very fiesty.
>We chat and have a deep amazing conversation.
>Exchange phone numbers and text.
>Meet for netflix and chill. Have sex.
>Meet her out on the city one night.
>She introduces me to her bf.
>He is the nicest person...
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>do you think she would do the same thing to me if I was her bf?
yes
>>16730421
>pink hair
>is a cheating whore that rationalizes being a shitty person as easily as she breathes air
geez never could have seen that one coming
>>16730421
Yes. She likes to fuck and isn't ready to settle down with anyone yet. Drop her now unless you want to end up on a babby daddy episode of daytime tv.
