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So I'm 24 and my parents are in their early 50s. They want to adopt some syrian inbreed, an idea I find repulsive. Obviously I worry about the inheritance but I also don't want some unwanted, dirty mudblood worm living in my house and touching my things.
How can I convince my parents not to adopt?
Is this what the kids call bait?
Your life sounds like a movie ahahhahahah
>>16728817
With they way your acting, that kid is gonna get 100% of the inheritance
So i really like this guy. We haven't met yet because i'm really shy. So we text a lot. There are times when he can be really sweet. Then other times he would make sex jokes or whatnot which can make the convo awkward. we have only been talking for about a month or two. Today he wanted to invite me to his house to watch a movie in his room. I wasn't comfortable with the idea and explained why and he understood. He was sad saying that he needs me. I asked why and he said he needed me because i'm sweet, nice and loving and he needs that very much. So my question is, how do i know that he is being honest? I mean he says that and it's nice, but then he makes these sex jokes and it kind of scares me because i really like him and i don't want this to be a huge disappointment by it just being a "sex only" thing. I'm just confused.
>>16727688
> He was sad saying that he needs me. I asked why and he said he needed me because i'm sweet, nice and loving and he needs that very much.
>he would make sex jokes or whatnot which can make the convo awkward. we have only been talking for about a month or two.
This guy is trying to manipulate you into progressing the relationship further than you're comfortable with at the moment.
Don't go over to his place. Set boundaries. If he's being explicit and you're not comfortable with it, let his jokes bomb and he should stop.
Nice as he seems, this is red flag city OP. Please don't fall for it.
>>16727688
If he creeps you out don't hang out with him alone in his room. Avoid him.
>>16727787
Source: 28 year old male who remembers adolescence
He's pulling a classic "nice guy" routine. You seem like a nice person, so don't be taken in by his mindgames.
>Hey OP, I wanna fuck you hard lol
>pls respond
>Hey wanna come over to my place and watch a movie alone in my room?
>No? Oh, I'm sad now. This makes me sad. It's just that I like you so much and...
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Alright, /adv/,
Is my face attractive? I had anorexia for a few years in high school, still super self conscious. Went from being 200 lb whale to 120 lbs. Slowly gained some weight back, I weigh 135 now, but have been keeping a handle on it and eating healthy.
Anyway, I was just wondering if I'm still ugly. Please be honest but not an asshat.
Serious? Everyones ugly in one way or another; everyones also beautiful in one way or another.
If your asking on a physical basis; if you spoke to me and i was single - i wouldnt say no.
get a new haircut and play with make up
Whats your height?
Post more pics
you are a serious QT, honestly surprised you were formerly a whale. don't stop eating healthy and don't let yourself feel ugly, it sounds like you're doing great OP.
So long story short I have a small payroll company that employs about two dozen people.
>Friday afternoon
>Everything is going normal
>everyone is getting ready to leave finishing up some accounts, responding to emails etc.
>out of nowhere one of our new employees starts crying
>I've never had anything like this happen in the office before
>fortunately the other women pulled her...
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>>16727322
Are you joking? You can't fire someone for crying. Not only is it morally wrong, but you'd get blasted in court, and be labeled a sociopath by your community.
>>16727322
If she's new, you could, I don't know, try having the slightest bit of this thing called compassion? I'm not saying to always forgive, but for this early point in her job.
>hiring women
this was your first mistake
Hey guys, I just want to take a survey about the correlation between the number of sexual partners and cheating. There are already studies out there that show a connection but I want to take a survey here.
1) how many sexual partners did you have?
1) have you ever cheated on a significant other?
3) if you have cheated on someone before, have you done it more than once?
I've been dating my bf for 6 months. He slept with 14 women, whereas I slept with 3 men. He also goes out drinking and seeks thrilling experiences. I think he has a propensity to cheat...
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13.
Yes
No.
>1) how many sexual partners did you have?
2
> 2) have you ever cheated on a significant other?
No.
3) if you have cheated on someone before, have you done it more than once?
/
My boyfriend slept with many girls (I didn't even ask how many), never cheated. He's very honest and I know he wouldn't cheat on me. Like, he tells me if a girl hits on him, whoever he is with, and whatever he does. All of this without me asking. Past partners do not matter THAT much.
>>16726032
Partners: 2
Cheating: never, unless being sexually assaulted counts
I need some real advice guys. My teacher has a porn video floating through the web that got her fired from her old teaching job. Would leaving her an anonymous letter telling her to raise the grades if a couple students, me included, or I'll release it to her superiors,husband,etc be effective in her changing my grade?
Are the risks too high?
Blackmail is usually never a good idea, especially when your name is involved.
What if she went to the police and mentioned that one of her potential students would be responsible for the leak? It wouldn't be difficult for the police to track down the uploader after that.
Honestly, your best bet is to just get her fired if she's a shitty teacher.
This is if you don't have a shred of guilt fucking over someone's life. Though I think that's funny that she got fired for being in a porno.
>Would leaving her an anonymous letter telling her to raise the grades if a couple students, me included, or I'll release it to her superiors,husband,etc be effective in her changing my grade?
This isn't going to get you a better grade. Nor is it going to help you in the long run. Just study. Are you really that lazy to the point where you're actually considering blackmailing your teacher?
That's such a crazy escalation, and it's going to cause more problems than it's worth.
>>16725887
It's too late finals are approaching and grades will close in about 2 weeks.
>>16725864
I most likely wouldn't leak it digitally since that leaves a trace anyway.
I'm juggling 2 fuck buddies and a girlfriend who don't know about each other. there's also this other girl who I'm infatuated with and trying to bang who is taking up a lot of my time.
Valentines day is coming up and the 3 girls are gonna get pissed when I reject them for an excuse I haven't thought of yet.
What's a good excuse to not spend Vday with a girl?
>>16724886
Spent day in the ER from some bad sandnigger resturant
Other than vday how do you manage the girls. I have a similar problem but they like to look at my phone and it fucks up occasionally
>>16724886
Why don't you dump all three of them? That will save both you and them some time and effort.
Started to get a little lonely.
20, work 90 hours a week, work from home, no co workers.
I go to the grocery store or the gym and I see cute girls around my age, get their numbers, sometimes we fuck.
But it seems like there are no 16-20 year old girls that just want to settle down and have some kids.
It's sad.
Am I looking in the wrong places?
I want a live in maid pretty much, that is willing to do cooking/cleaning you know, like an hour a day in exchange for complete security in her life, knowing she won't ever be hungry,...
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you basically need to find a girl with traditional values
church is probably a good place
another option is to search dating apps girls that specifically tell you that they want to settle down
>>16724696
I don't like dating apps. I think it's a meme.
Church is a good idea.
My problem with dating apps is the time investment, if I meet a girl, in person, and I ask for her number, I can look in her eyes and see if she likes me or not.
Dating app is pixels on a screen, I don't want to swipe swipe swipe and then meet someone who likes me because they like my face
>Am I looking in the wrong places?
yes
there are countries where it's more common for girls to settle down at a younger age, cook for you and etc
if you live in the US or basically any western country, it will be very rare to find someone
Guys don't like clingy girls, do they? (not asking virgin guys)
I worry guys only want to cuddle and be clingy if sex is going to happen. Not just for it on its own, and not in a "daylight" kinda way.
Is that true, in your experience?
Partially true.
I'm happy to clingy and cuddle with my gf and sex doesn't have to happen.
But with a girl I'm not in a relationship with and she has no intention of being in relationship with me then it is a waste of my time.
>>16724018
>waste of my time
Wait what? How so?
And if it's a waste of time then, why isn't it with your gf?
Maybe you should date girls.
Im in a very serious relationship with my fiance that Ive been with for almost 5 years. We live together and are each others best friend. Biggest problem is our sex life is pretty much dead. Most of you would complain about going 3 weeks without fucking. Its been about 6 months I think. Her sex drive the past 4 years has just about been eradicated since we first started living together. Sex used to be daily, but now she either feels not in the mood, or feels too awkward, or uncomfortable. We have talked about this issue constantly and it always ends in a fight. She says that she still wants me and wants to have a normal sex life again, but I just dont know what can be done to change things. My sex drive hasnt changed at all in the past 5 years. I am a very sexually desiring man that is starving for sexual attention and have no where to direct my desires. Ive had to resort to using porn (without her knowing since she views it as sort of cheating). Its so bad that I cant even fantisize about her, not because I dont find her beautiful and arrousing, but because the concept of sex with her is so outside the realm of reality for me right now that its just too ridiculous to even be a fantasy for me.
What do? I love her dearly, and she does me. We are each others best friend and are very co-dependent of each other, in many ways.
Picture unrelated. I needed to have a picture to post.
You thrust your gigantic meat stick into her left nostril and call upon the minions of King Methuselah until she bursts into horny flames.
>>16722896
Either castrate yourself or get out of the shit relationship.
>>16722909
LOL loser can only think with his dick.
how do I get a bf
do I have to wear makeup and nice clothing
do guys like girls that play video games and watches anime
>tfw your a massive weeb and has never had a in real life relationship before
My friend's a quiet, semi-autistic introverted Pokemon nerd who never wears makeup and lives in jeans and tshirts, and she has a boyfriend.
>>16722399
>be female
>get bf
It's literally that easy.
>>16722399
So, do you eat right and work out?
Do you live by yourself or with parents/roommates?
Are you in high school or college or do you have a job?
I want to give a compliment to a guy that he'll hopefully remember. Something to really make him happy.
Ideas? (Though of course I won't tell him anything which isn't true - but I think most good tings you could say to a person is probably true for him, in my mind)
I was thinking like "you're the sexiest man I've ever met". How's that?
>>16720025
You've got a nice big cock will work wonders on his ego
>>16720025
>>16720045
Yeah, complimenting him on his size really gives an ego boost.
Though if you want to go a little deeper (especially if he's your boyfriend), you could always say something that implies that you see him as the only male in the world. Sometimes how people see us counts more than what we are in fact. But that might work for me because I'm an insecure cunt.
So, your best bet?
Find out what is he insecure about, and compliment him...
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>>16720066
I think he's insecure about his height [being too small], but there's no complimenting that, is there?
I don't want to compliment him on his downwards regions because I think it's average or less and he surely knows this and would know I'm faking a compliment. So I fear it would be counter-productive.
Ok so i know im a shirty person for doing this but i have reason
>fiancé sends nudes to some random guy 8 months ago
>we fight and ultimately i stay for our son.
>teust grows back and love to
>she goes out to a work function in the xity and has a hotel room provided to her for it.
>said she was going out with the girls aftwr work function.
>Ii try to call her to say goodnight and ily...
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Excuse my shitty english im on a phone
Bump in hope 4chan can help me sort my life out
>saying she was chilling in the bed of her room and decided not to go out with the girls
>guy replied saying he was on his way up there.
how dense are you OP?
of course shes fucking cheating
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How do most women feel about trolling?
>>16731741
That's a very broad question.
why is OP so nazi fuck the rules
Does the fact that other people have sex but you can't make you feel jealous? Angry? Resentful?
I feel that way all the time. I'm disillusioned with the over-obsession with sex in our culture. It seems like people who are much uglier than I am can get laid at the drop of a hat, yet I can't even score a girlfriend. It makes me wish they would all die of some super-resistant strain of HIV, because none of them are able-bodied or able-minded enough to breed. It depresses me to the point where I feel like killing myself.
No.. I don't really care.
>>16731452
Why do you think it's difficult for you to "get laid"?
>>16731452
>I'm disillusioned with the over-obsession with sex in our culture
