>>16720717
>ive been cheating on my gf for months with different girls and i feel pretty terrible about it.

Didn't even have the read the rest. Tell her what you did and then kill yourself. Don't forget to tell her first though, otherwise she'll feel sad after you die.

>>16720720

why would i kill myself

>>16720737

because you're a jerk

Bump

I'm in /adv/ right?

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>>16720672
>Any thoughts?
bongistan?
is the curry really good there?

Quel surprise

/adv/ is utterly useless

Well done. You're actually worse than /r9k/

>>16720624

No, if you're a socially awkward or a tool before being ripped you'll still be afterwards.

>>16720624
No. Your problems rest in your mind. Even if you were ripped and got lots of girls, you'd crave a stable relationship, and if you had a relationship you'd crave the freedom to be with lots of girls. If you had both, you'd still feel unsatisfied-- perhaps you'd think it all shallow or empty, or you'd find some other areas in your life that is the problem.

Everything in your life is already alright, you just don't realize it yet.

It doesn't fix awkwardness but you might get more looks.

Just focus on your passions hobbies and financial standing. Eventually the visual novel of life will let you know when it's time to make a move on an available girl

>>16720330
Focus on your life and everything'll be alright.

>>16720377
i get what this guy is saying>>16720370
>Eventually the visual novel of life will let you know when it's time to make a move on an available girl
i feel like this guy is making fun of me ;_;

> I say whatever
> She tells me she will do the dishes
> Okay, fair enough
> I cook, towards the end of the meal she asks me if we can do the dishes tomorrow because she is really tired
> I tell her fuck it, I'll do them
> She gets upset and does them by herself because she felt guilty or something

So that's part one. Am I just being a whiny bitch? Is this serious. She...
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>>16720264
>What I'm upset about is the fact that she offered to do something, redacted the offer
But she didn't redact it, the offer expired. I wouldn't add anything to the order either, that's a pain in the ass.

The second example, yeah, that's just a shitty thing of her to do.

>got a birth control implant

This is where you fucked up. Bad.

What? They used implants like that to sterilize unwanted black Jews in Israel. Those are really bad for your health. Your bone density crashes and you're in constant arthritic pain

Instead of worrying about your penor, maybe you should think about your girlfriend

Kek boobs*

Same OP. I actually haven't confessed yet but that's because I already know they don't like me. I want to get over it but I can't.

Get over it and find someone else if they don't like you. It's a gigantic waste of time.

I was comfortable with my life. Now I'm a mess.

For example I am at work feeling pretty OK when suddenly I have a terrible outburst of disappointment first thinking of her for a split second and then thinking "what the fuck am I doing here? what's the point in all of these?"

And not to mention those painful waking moments after dreaming of her.

I don't even want advice on how to get a gf or this specific girl for that matter (which has already made it abundantly clear that she's not interested in me).

I just want the pain to stop.

More is better.

>>16719586
Yeah, but is it like such a disappointment it's not even really worth it?

And does it feel as good as when you do it yourself?

yeah handjobs are pretty much pointless since no one can pull it like you can

its like you masturbating vs a guy using a vibrator on you, sure its nice and all but you're the one with the brain hooked up to that vagina so he can't know what works or what exactly you want as well as you can. All physical intimacy is nice but blowjobs are much better

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>demoted to friendzone

>>16719515
Maybe you should stop being unattractive to him so that he'll get passionate again and rekindle the spark. A diet and a haircut and a change of makeup is a good start.

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>>16719546
I have no interest in changing my appearance. I am not unattractive to other people or myself so I am not going to change myself for one person lol

He is highly attracted to black girls, I can't change the color of my skin.

>>16719477

Let her go. Just let it all go. That was from a different time.

>>16719491
Do you think she would deleted it if she hated me? I'm not sure how she even feels about me now.

>>16719503
Does it matter? It's clear that she is done with you. Gotta let her go man. Move forward.

I'm sure It still depends on the person, some just hurt themselves & some are crazy fuckers who hurt others.

>>16719404
Best thing is to call him out on it and shame him. Try laughing when he enters a room or something; just do things that make people aware of how uncomfortable he makes them. Hopefully you'll cause him to lose all his self-esteem and he'll go commit suicide. He probably won't turn into a school shooter since most robots don't have the balls to go that far.

>>16719404
What kind of human shit gets mad at someone just trying to be nice? Not everybody has it so easy, some people just want to make friends but can't because they're socially awkward.

I mean you don't have to lead him on or anything, it's not that bad to reject someone as long as you don't do it in a really public or embarrassing way. Don't talk to others behind his back either, that's so childish and fucked up I don't even.

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Go 'eugh' and walk away, as usual.

>>16719054
>your
>were

dropped

Depends on how you make small talk. Can I get a White Russian?

come on guys i know someone out there has something for me

>>16718770
Black anon here.
You better look somewhat "good looking".
Have a bit of Street in you.. (Not Wigger)

>>16718874
>You better look somewhat "good looking".
>Have a bit of Street in you.. (Not Wigger)

That's one line of thought...
Another is to be educated and have a decent job and some money.
That way, you can get yourself a black girlfriend worth having--one that won't settle for all the losers that so populate the black community.

bro you need to move
the
fuck
on

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>>16718443

this might be the codeine speaking but never will i ever go on /adv/ on friday again.

>>16718443
To start I think you should divorce your wife for being such a raging autistic beta cuck
Then you can cry about it on the internet

Seriously though, why do you care? How do you know she would've wanted to have been buried in Georgia? You're being selfish about a girl that probably stopped thinking about you long ago. Move on anon, holy shit

start going out change you looks (new clothes idk new shoes)go to bars meet other people that are sitting alone and talk to them. talk to people at your work see if they want to go out (eat or watch a movie anything really)

>>16718093
It's a myth of adulthood to have lots of friends. Even coworkers are rarely friends outside of work.
When you get a career going with a family and kids there is little or no spare time for friends.

Of course an early 20s person would seem interesting with a great social life because they are just out of college where they had ready access to easy social opportunities. Don't get discouraged comparing yourself to others like that.

You know when you are out doing mundane errands like getting...
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>>16718093

Start a social hobby like a team sport or rock climbing or whatever, just something to do that involves interacting with people. Be friendly and open. Learn names, chat with folks. Invite them out for drinks.

>>16718239

Having kids the real killer. Merely being an adult with a long term relationship and a career doesn't kill friendships, though making a keeping friends as an adult is definitely more effort.