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Does anyone else have parents who immediately scream fuck you if you try to suggest something? How do you deal with it? If I say something to my dad he disregards it if I say it to my mom she screams and yells and slams doors all day
My mom for some reason can't spray perfume like an adult she sprays half the bottle all over herself. Every time she walks by a room not even in it the entire room smells like cheap perfume for hours. The entire hallway and everyone's room upstairs smells like perfume.
If I try doing anything my parents are always hovering...
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>>16734376
Yep, my parents were like that.
Don't suggest anything to them or correct them or help them. Don't engage in conversation. Ignore them as much as you can. If you're lucky enough to have your own room, just keep the door shut as much as you can.
For your own sanity, try to keep some positive people in your life. Hang out with them as much as possible, and stay over when you can.
Get earplugs for when you sleep. If you need something stronger, get some cheap closed headphones and...
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>>16734376
Move the fuck out, kid, or shut the fuck up.
>how do I stop the stove from burning me whenever I touch it?
They're your parents, not your children. Fuck em.
Why are single girls next to impossible to talk to yet girls in relationships make themselves overtly available to the point of making their boyfriend jealous? Why? What's going on here?
What's going on is that you're wrong.
You've generalized all women into a duality. If you want to have successful relationships with women treat each one individually and not belonging to a pool that fits your stereotype of them. You're only basing your assumptions off of your experience with a small amount of women, which is more indicative that there is something awry with the way you interact with women rather than the women themselves. Your lack of experience with women also leads me to believe you are quite young which means you are not dealing...
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>>16733948
Because any girl who is single has personality issues and/or mental issues.
Ask yourself, why is that girl single?
She looks hot, like interesting things boys like, oh right she can't communicate with her fellow human beings.
Loner girls are impossible to talk to. The rest already have a dude.
The reason why more chicks have dudes than the other way around is because successful men usually have side bitches. Why aren't you lifting?
Just curious. Has someone ever won an argument/debate/talk/etc. here?
pic not related
yes, why?
It's the Special Olympics. It doesn't matter who wins because everyone is retarded.
>>16733947
I never lose. Once you opponent starts slinging insults at you its your victory.
Apparently I should be preparing for a whole weekend of making sure that seven 13-year-old boys won't find a way to kill themselves/each other.
Any tips on how to prepare?
What?
>>16733178
My nephew has friends. Lots of friends. He's not a loser like everyone else in the family. His mom was planning to take him and a handful of his friends to the city for his birthday, and then she got sick.
"Oh, Anon can look after them! He's never accidentally killed a kid before, I'm sure it'll be fine."
>>16733151
>>16733192
Just refuse to do it you pussy. Man up, tell them you won't be a babysitter, and lock yourself in your room.
So today my gf found out I was cheating on her and so she tried to break up with me but I was faster and broke up with her first.
My only problem is that now all of her friends are bitching at me about how sad she is and that I'm at fault when she was the one who couldnt please me in the relationship in the first place.
Can I get it through their thick fucking skulls that its not my fault she wasnt good enough for me?
>she was the one who couldnt please me in the relationship in the first place
You have at least talked with her about it and see if anything could be fixed, and if not, cut with her but not fucking cheat at first you disgusting fag.
>>16733089
Its not my fucking job to tell her she's a crappy girlfriend. What do I look like, her boyfriend?
Boo frickety hoo! I cheated on my gf and now were not together anymore!
Someone call a wambance for this faggot
Does a guy liking only fingers up his butt will always end up wanting more ? Because I only like fingers, and wouldn't think about taking a dildo/strapon in my ass, watching pegging porn turn me off, but everywhere I look online, people say "give it some time", "you will start loving it" and shit like that.
I know I sound like a fucking neurotic, but it's my OCD
Be careful, I started with just a single gloved finger and within a year I was taking real, raw cock up my ass and I love it. 100% serious.
it's a slippery slope. fingers will become boring, you'll move on to bigger and better things.
don't go down that path if you don't want to do "gay" stuff, the pleasure sensations from anal sex have been known to be addictive to some people. i read an interview with an ex gay porn star and he said that he could go celibate for months but after one anal sex or masturbation it was like the addiction started full force again.
seriously speaking, if you don't want to end up dildoing your ass in your spare time, just stop playing...
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>>16733074
I've done this for years and I've never wanted to take a dick in my ass
>>16733125
I think I'll do that, when I watch pegging porn, I feel nervous as fuck and as soon as I feel a sensation in my penis and it makes me freak out, I honestly think it's my OCD acting up
Shit, the more I read myself, the more I realise I sound like a fucking mental case, thank god for this place, I could never tell that anyone
So i am not sure if i will receive advice on this on here but i hope anyone could help.
I am really into being submissive but i can't get myself to bring it to my woman, everytime i mention bdsm or something similar she thinks i am being kinky and want to cuff her or something but i want it the other way around.
I am not shy with it but i don't want to force it.
Any help is greatly appreciated.
>>16732972
Friendly bump for interest.
Hey Anon, I feel you. It took some time for me to tell my wife I was into the kinky stuff.
I basically presented an exact wishlist as a birthday present to myself. We drank a bunch and I was like 'Okay, here's what I want us to try for my birthday.'
Give it a shot.
You should really sit down for lunch at home and have a coming out.
She might get a kick out of making you do chores naked or something.
can't stop hitting on other peoples girlfriends
it's a combination of all the good ones being in relationships, girls with partners being more confident and aproachable, and me getting a kick out of cucking other guys
>>16732544
Ok. What advice do you want?
>>16732544
Do they not fuck up it seems like you haven't gotten your ass kicked yet
>>16732544
Good for you anon, I'm the same.
I find a girl being single is a red flag, clearly there is something she is doing or does to end up and stay single.
If no other guy trying to date her then clearly there is something wrong.
I found out my wife of 2 years cheated on me when I was out on a job project.
I looked through her facebook messages and her chat between her and friend made me feel so worthless and belittled.
All they talked about was the guy she was cheating on me with and praising him.
Every message I read just made me feel more and more Iike shit.
My wife said he smelled good and that she would get on her knees for him right quick.
And what bothered me the most is that from day one she told me she never liked to give blowjobs and she's only performed a blowjob on me...
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Op here. I even picked up smoking and drinking because it helps me relax.
Debating on trying drugs to help me forget.
There are plenty of ways you can dispose of her body. Try asking on >>>/b/
>>16732548
She's ruined my life enough as it is. I still love her but it hurts me to be around her.
I grudge fucked this bitch I hated tonight and was a little rough with her. Now I have regrets and am hoping the bitch doesn't call the cops and say I raped her. Kinda nervous because when I left she was crying.
What steps should I take so the bitch doesn't lie and say I raped her? Thanks
>>16732175
No help?
Wait, give me some context
>>16732175
You might start by trying to think of her as a woman and not a bitch. That might lead you to some sense of what her experience was, and what you should do next to try and make up for your actions.
I have a really attractive girlfriend, she is the world to me, treats me like a king, beautiful, we are best friends aswell, and she was a virgin when we met and I took her virginity, she's been loyal to me for 4 years now, she's conventionally very beautiful and the sex is satisfying.
Recently, I've had the urge to sleep with a member of the same sex out of curiosity and I found a transgendered person online.
He/she looks quite passable and is honestly very beautiful and we get along great, and he/she fills my niche. He/she's invited me over...
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how open is your gf about stuff like this?
it would be way, WAY better do try stuff like thaz with her knowing.
i mean, i wouldn't blame my bf for wanting some excitement after being loyal for 4 years (you were loyal, RIGHT?)
but i would prefer to make such experiences as a couple.
>>16732125
you'll probably regret it either way.
you could try talking to her about it, though. maybe she'd want to do a threesome or something.
or you could break up with her to explore other things.
I think you know she has to know.
Cheating is never ok.
All of 4chan would behead you for cheating on a virgin.
Open the relationship or kiss your non monogamous intrests goodbye.
...up until now on videogames and anime/manga. I'm 20 now, fairly successful at Uni (thankfully, not a complete NEET) and this is depressing as fuck. I spent my teenage years reading about romance and traveling instead of actually experiencing it, whenever I read manga and it's about teenage romance I literally start crying because I neglected that part of my life and it's too late now.
I've started to learn an instrument but I'm terrible compared to other people around my age because they obviously have been playing since their teens! Why did I...
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no you have not stop worrying
>>16731769
Why focus on the past when you can only change your future?
Change your future by focusing on the present.
If your future is bright, the past won't look so dim.
>>16731781
Teenage romance, not worrying about a thing in life except for the next exam you're going to take next week, all of that is gone forever.
>>16731786
Because even if I make the best of my life in the future, it'll never be the same as teenage romance or that time in my life that I neglected completely. It's something that I'll never get back.
I need your help /adv/. Sorry for the long post.
I dated a girl awhile ago, her name was Hannah. Hannah and I lasted for about a year but towards the end it was just about sex, so we broke up. Not a bad breakup it was just time to end it. I didn't talk to her for the next couple
Months. However, when we went back to band camp (which starts a few weeks before school) I found that she had been spreading rumours about me. She had been telling everyone what I like sexually (mostly bdsm things) and she had become transgendered over those months. These things meant...
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Who's her? Hannah, the girl that still likes you?
OP here, sorry, "her" is Addy. But she doesn't still like me, not in a relationship way
>>16731748
>Not making up fake secrets the bitch told you
>Not telling everyone about the time she got yeast infection because she didn't shower for 5 days
>Not telling people about how she picks her nose and eats it
>Not telling everyone about her pimply vagina
Damn fool.
This is going to sound incredibly stupid, but how does a 22 year old meet people for friends/dating?
I go to university, but I simply don't like the people there. I also don't like bars/clubs, I just want to meet interesting people who share my mindset but it seems that everyone just wants to do drugs, fuck, and drink.
wait until you're actually ready
>>16731612
Join a club that's related to your interests, m8. And if that club doesn't exist, create it yourself: make flyers and shit.
>>16731617
Explain what you mean by that.
>>16731618
I don't have many (any) interests, one of the reasons I want to meet people is because I want to expose myself to things I wouldn't try otherwise.
I should also add I have a bunch of internet friends, but I need to come to reality.
I think what sets me apart from normal people the most is my inability to laugh at mundane jokes. Seriously, I don't understand how people are able to laugh at literally everything. About 80% of things people say to be funny just aren't funny at all, yet normal social people laugh their asses off. My seriousness makes me a bore to girls too I'm sure. I hate seeing stupid comedies with a girl, they'll be laughing their guts out at these boring, stupid, unoriginal and recycled jokes that have been played out in every movie for decades, and then think I'm...
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>>16731566
Are you autismus? Maybe not socialized properly as a child?
Not being socialized was/is my issue I'm still dealing with.
theres a lot of different types of humor im sure something suits you
>>16731583
Yeah. I mean I can laugh at some things I find funny, but I can't fit in like everyone else and laugh at the slightest wiff of a joke. More often than not, when someone says something they think is funny I find it very irritating and want to tell them to shut up.
