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>Was still signed into my ex's skype account after we broke up yesterday because she used it to skype someone from my phone about a week ago and I never signed out
>Literally just broke up yesterday night and she is talking to some dude about how she cant wait to fuck him, and let him do shit to her and sending him shots of her tits and shit
>Told him that she just fell out of love with me, and that it was the real reason we broke up, not her being depressed which is what she told me
I'm literally shaking. I'm going to fucking explode. How does any decent human being do something like this? One week, everything's fine, or at least you're pretending it is, the next you're too "depressed" to be in a relationship, which you're lying about, so you break up with your boyfriend of three years. And then the very next day you're in contact with some new dude setting up a fuck.
Please fucking god tell me not all women are like this. I'm going to through a fucking chair through a window. How could I ever love someone like that?
Maybe that's the way she's thinking about coping with it OP, luring guys and getting lots of attention. I'm not saying that's a right thing to do or anything but just my thoughts.
But if she is just like that then I'm sorry OP.
>>16749631
Sorry you stepped on a whoremine comrade
>>16749881
I'm not going to lie, I fucking blew up on her. Told I couldn't believe I ended up with someone like her, and just roasted her.
She pretended like she wasn't hurt, but her roommate called me and said she flew into a fit.
Girls; face or height, which is more important?
>>16747549
You missed the thread.
Face. I'm a guy though but come on. Who wants to date an ugly tall dude.
>>16747553
this question deserves it's own thread
>inb4 no it doesnt
![male-and-female-relationship-sign[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AmQwdsn.jpg "male-and-female-relationship-sign[2]")
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't. Our answers are not going to help you.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking
Why do white people love Wayne Brady?
how do i deal with body dysmorphic disorder
>>16747452
On a scale of 1 to 10 how likely is a woman to lie about her sexual history. Especially if I give off vibes that I probably wont approve of a promiscuous past.
>19
>kissless virgin
>last night
>qt matches me on Tinder
>talk back and forth, lots of stuff in common
>tells me I'm interesting
>ask her when she's free
>"Sunday maybe? I work a lot, I'll let you know!"
>give her my phone number in case my app data cache clears
>"I'll save it :-)"
>today
>not in my matches
>cache has not cleared
>probably unmatched
Does God hate me? I have her Facebook pulled up. It's been updated as of yesterday, so I can assume she checks it regularly. I can message her, but how long should I wait for her to text me? There's a good chance I'll never see her in real life so I don't really care about it being creepy or whatever. What should I say? What did I do wrong?
Pls /adv/ I'm so lonely.
>>16743447
There is no god
>>16743447
You only have one shot on Tinder, and she's gone forever.
>>16743477
Ok thanks
How do you feel about polygamy? Would you be open to one if you were offered to join? What's your standards?
Honestly I don't think it would work out well but I want to try one out while i'm in my twenties. I'm not cuck enough to cheat on my partner either.
Not for me. If other people want to do it then that's their prerogative, but I don't want to be involved in any way.
its all situation based.
everyone likes to say 'well thats not gonna end well' as if monogamous relationships ever 'end well'. if two or more sexy people offer to let you into their circle, why not try it?
whats the current situation OP?
>>16749912
There is a lot of unbiased research finding it is a psychologically unhealthy relationship. So no I would avoid it.
I need some advice. I am a compsci student from Chile, although I have already finished my curriculum and I am working on my thesis. I want to find a job in the US, although I have no clue on where to start or what I should be doing first. I've sent some few resumés and I've been rejected from everywhere without much explanation. I would find an internship, but given I am done with my curriculum I can't apply for one, and my thesis is already being worked on.
What would you suggest me to do? I've tried all I know I can do, including updating my LinkedIn profile and improving my resumé, but nothing has worked yet and I have the feeling something's not right on what I am doing...
Regarding visas I can apply to a H1B or H1B1 visa, so one way or another I'll be able to go.
All and any help will be appreciated, thank you!
>>16749804
Fuck off we're full
>>16749812
Sugoii story oniichan
>>16749804
You will never ever be given a job in the United States straight out of college. You need to prove that you're uniquely qualified to do the position you're applying to so that an American citizen isn't being deprived of an employment opportunity. Applying to these american companies and applying for visas is a waste of time for you, and it is a waste of time for the people having to trash your resume. If you're so desperate to not live in a third world shithole, try other first world countries in Europe where they'll bend over and spread their buttcheeks for you.
If you spontaneously decide to grow a brain, you can start applying to tech-oriented companies in your country.
How do I find value and meaning in my life? Everyday is just me wallowing in my own self pity and I have no idea what to do about it. I want to kill myself not because I'm sad, because I'm empty and everything feels numb to me. Because I know that I'll probably never develop the kind of connection I've always wanted out of life.
I'm feeling pretty bad myself, is there anything you want to talk about?
>>16748822
I don't think there's really anything specific to talk about. My life just feels like shit in general. I've never been in a relationship that lasted more than 48 hours, I generally hate myself, I've been working out and dieting for almost a year now and I don't feel different even though I know I've lost weight, I'd murder for a relationship just so I have someone I can cuddle with and know that I'm worth something to somebody and make them feel the same and people often start disliking me out of no where and for no reason that I'm even aware of.
tl;dr life sucks
>Go to a hospital
>See people die, see people who hang on to their last breath.
Trust me you'll value more your life
ITT types of people you've learned to steer clear of, the clearest warning signs for you that you've encountered one, and the reason you've opted to avoid said subcategory of humanity entirely.
>>16748930
>people that can't admit they're wrong/made a mistake
>people that talk shit about people they're supposedly close to
>people that are possessive of others
>niggers
>>16748930
Anybody that has kids but doesn't take care of them.
People who lose their shit in stressful situations
Unfortunately the only time to get a warning about this is to experience a stressful situation for them
It's literally fucking dangerous. This became most evident to me when I had to get through a natural disaster with someone whose composure went out the window. We started burning through resources and getting distracted with constant stress, and it was only a moderately precarious situation. The effect of a serious emergency would be compounded several times over by someone like that.
How do you get over a guy who wasn't even yours?
We met online, talked allday-everyday, video chatted ect. Found out he has a girlfriend.
>pic related
Ever since we stopped talking I've been feeling very empty. I loved being totally single before. How can I go back to that and forget him?
Hardmode: no alcohol or drugs or whoring around.
>>16749463
Get a hobby. And I don't mean something like playing videogames or football or something like that. I mean find an instrument or something, learn how to cook better, take up martial arts or just plain start exercising.
>>16749481
Thanks for the advice! I do have a lot of hobbies, but I'm just not really finding them fulfilling.
>>16749484
What are they? I find the best ones are the ones that bring about physical results.
femanon here, how do I deal with body dysmorphic disorder
People tell me I'm attractive but I stop feeling like I'm the worst looking girl ever
>>16747345
You left your trip on, m8.
>>16747348
I'm trying to get advice thank you
>>16747345
bump
So one on the guys in my suite at uni is throwing off gay vibes. Like he keeps winking and shit at other guys. And he thinks its funny to awkwardly brush up against other guys and shit. Makes me really uncomfortable. We were all hanging out watching tv when he came drunk thinking it would be funny to pretend to try and kiss on roomie.
This shit is getting ridiculous. Ive been trying to ignore it but I can only imagine if he tried to kiss me Id break his jaw.
How does one tactfully handle this situation. He swears hes not gay...
>>16749700
>Ive been trying to ignore it but I can only imagine if he tried to kiss me Id break his jaw.
> I can only imagine if he tried to kiss me Id break his jaw.
> Id break his jaw.
> break his jaw.
There you go, answered your own question
to be honest I don't know because I've never really been in a similar situation, can't you all roomates tell him to cut that shit off or you'll whoop his ass? (considering he's also not some weird fetish fag who would like that)
Why do you care so much? He might be gay, but what's the big deal? If he hits on you, just think of it like a fat girl flirting with you, you can just turn him down without freaking out or being an asshole about it.
You're going to meet gay people in your life, learn to deal with it without losing your cool. It's none of your business what he's into
>>16749709
Kek
alright now. girls.
spill your secrets.
WHERE did you find your qtπ non-neckbeard gamurr /mu/ black wearing slightly weeby bf? i'm pretty much soloing through life since i broke up with my first long term boyfriend and i'm getting tired of being able to use gaming as an icebreaker with guys but ultimately meeting people who aren't compatible.
Tinder? Happn? 4chan? what the fuck? yeah. tell me.
>>16749340
Why so specific?
STOP
let's hear your height and weight
Gaming tournaments.
Hey guys
I'm a cis straight male. I recently got married to the love of my life. I really do love her and I'm very happy. However, today I went to a business trip to Germany. Like I usually do I went to a brothel and fucked a sexy trap. I really enjoyed my time. However, the condom broke in my ass.
Should I tell my wife what happened, or just hope for the best? I feel really guilty, but I don't really want to mess up our good relationship either.
What do you think bros?
Yeah
Does she know you take dicks up your ass?
>>16749065
yeah to what? Tell, or just be quiet?
Do I look better with dark hair or light hair?
>>16748988
Light
Light, but work on your smile it looks kinda dumb.
We're visiting my parents for a week. I'm going hunting with my dad and I want my boyfriend to go. We've been together for 2 years and I thought it would be a good opportunity for my boyfriend to bond with my dad. What's more fun than shooting some feral piggies? Absolutely nothing.
My boyfriend doesn't want to go because he doesn't like guns and thinks hunting is inhumane. How do I convince him to come with us?
Tell him to nut up.
>he doesn't like guns and thinks hunting is inhumane
Either stop dating a woman or have your Dad make him into a man
>>16748328
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