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I feel guilty, cause I don't wanna fuck my girlfriend. Main reasons include:
>about as exciting in bed as a bag of rocks - she only does whatever makes her feel good, and her head sucks... Absolutely zero effort put forth, regardless of the effort I put in
>day to day princess attitude, coupled with temper tantrums. Fully admitted to having princess syndrome and being spoiled. Doesn't want to change.
>Thinks she can get away with anything through her looks. Yet constantly picks at pimples, plays with her nails, picks at her teeth, smokes, and drinks alcohol like the world is drying up.
>Makes me pay for almost everything, and then gets mad when I don't feel I should share it all when I've paid for most of it. Doesn't want to actively look for a full time job (works part time at a bank right now) and lies in bed 4-5 days a week when she's not out practicing salsa.
>speaking of salsa, loves the attention she gets from other dudes. I ain't no cuck - I've reigned in her to some degree, but given the opportunity, she loves going out with a couple friends and dancing socially. I don't like the idea of other dudes dancing with my girl. Turns me off from her.
>poor hygiene - showers every 3 days at most. Yet, she'll spend an hour in front of a mirror getting ready to go out to somewhere as mundane as a grocery store. Couple that with the fact that she rarely cleans the house...
>makes some weird as baby whining voice sometimes when she wants shit that makes me shiver in disgust.
That's just skimming the surface. On the plus side, she cooks well, and is affectionate sometimes. I also think she loves me a lot. I wanna date a woman though... Not a child. Should I call it off? Is $6G in the bank enough to make a run?
I forgot to mention that this chick is almost 27, as am I. Perhaps I'm too mature for my age, or expect too much, but my patience is wearing thin.
... And she's live in. I've tolerated this for over a year.
>>16753917
Drop her ass and slay some early 20s pussy.
Is there cosmetic surgery to turn white? Being black sucks. Apparently they have it in russia idk
>nervous walking in store
>nervous driving in the same lane with police
>lack of confidence all over
I'm black and I fucking love it. You obviously have some deep rooted self loathing or someone called you a nigger and now you're butthurt. Regardless of whether you hate yourself or somebody called you names a nigger like you couldn't afford the surgery anyways, you're stuck this way forever.
>>16753491
please disregard the hate plz, this is what i want and this my preference. you wouldn't complain if a woman gets a larger set of tits
>>16753491
Did you even consider that maybe he/she lives in a much more racist area than you?
Kissless Virgin (21 Years) case. Is it good?
If you are afraid to talk to girls, yes.
But do it more than once.. I'd go to hookers until you're more comfortable with talking with girls.
I think I will leave it then. My problem is not talking to girls
uhh. no. save it for a person who's actually willing to have sex with you because they want to. nothing wrong with being kissless or a virgin.
29 y/o male here. Some time ago I met a girl in a bar, but she told me she was only 16. We drank and smoked together and kissed there, and exchanged numbers. She's pretty, intelligent (for example, she's into quantum physics already), interesting, plays vidya, appreciates good beer, and almost all her friends are older because at her work, school and pretty much everywhere else she goes everyone is at least 2 years older than her. Would it be wrong to get to know her better, and why?
>I met a girl in a bar, but she told me she was only 16.
What's it like living in Brazil?
You're 29, she's 16. You aren't compatible. Stop thinking with your deck, anon.
>>16752271
Or just anywhere outside murica
any ways i can tell physically if this person had a sex change from male to female?
>>16748830
grab their crotch.
are you fucking retarded?
>>16748830
Look at their throat
>>16748832
This is bait.
No letter thread?
i'm sorry we lost touch, who's fault that was i don't know what does it matter. you were the first person to make me feel like something. i hope where ever you are you're happy
>>16743769
Dear X,
I hate it when you tell me I'm a good person
>>16743769
dear anxieties ruining my life,
Kindly go fuck yourself.
How do I make my girlfriend be okay with my smoking habit?
She's known from the get-go that I'm a stoner, she also knows I always smoke when I hang out with friends. Hell I've smoked right in fron of her on several occasions. She always said my habit was "no good" but that she doesn't want to stop me from doing what makes me happy.
Now, out of fucking no where, I'm hanging out with friends and suddenly she's not cool with me smoking. It suddenly became such a big deal she threatened to cut me off from sex if I did smoke with my friends.
I honestly don't even know how to respond to this situation. She's had previous stoner boyfriends. She's even smoked multiple times with them, but always claimed to never like how it made her feel. That's understandable, and I even told her I would never make her do it.
Some things I should point out:
>I don't drink, well I'll have a single beer or a single shot, I never get drunk.
>She drinks here and there and gets drunk every once in a while.
how the fuck should I know
ask her not me
I like how you're trying to paint her as the bad guy, OP
>hurr durr I might be a stoner but at least I don't drink that often lmao
>my gf on the other hand, she drinks a lot. I'm just gonna point this out to let me look like less of a degenerate
>>16755478
Just tell her she knew what she was signing up for, and if she's going to use sex as some pathetic bargaining chip you're just going to dump her. Don't put up with that horse shit.
What are some cool date ideas? Here are mine:
>go karts
>laser light show
>stargazing/picnic
>trip to the ocean/mountains/whatever is nearby
>museum
>concert
>sushi
>coffee date
>record store
>art galleries
>baseball game
If you're in a big city
>walk around downtown small shop hopping
>>16755309
>baseball game
Fucking good one right there.
>>16755315
Seriously. Affordable, perfect length, and passively entertaining.
Plus a ball park hotdog sounds good af right now
I don't know why but I feel like this could be really useful later on. /adv/ how do you treat a knife would? Like I just got jumped by a nigger and he mugged me kind of wound.
>>16755247
Pressure to the wound. If a limb then elevate it.
Pressure to wound (harder, don't stop)
Turnicate (get assistance)
Ambulance (for stitches)
>>16755298
Ambulance can be a friend in his car
Be me
>Canadian 25 year old male
>former house of commons staffer
>BTFO last election
>working in the current provincial Manitoba elections
>gf hates the distance can't stay here after I win
What the fuck kind of work can I do?
I don't want to start at the bottom, but being a Conservative staffer isn't in high demand anymore.
How do i into politics? any "universal" advices?
Should i just present myself on my local and ask them if they need any help?
Nowadays i can't because part time and school, but if i get fired or i drop it ( let's say in one year probs if i don't get a promotion ), should i just give it a shoot?
not canadian/anglo
>>16754976
It depends what your goals are. If you want to be a future candidate you should get elected to your student body/young conservatives and network. If you want to be a staffer/campaign manager then you should get experience in fundraising and working local campaigns, it helps if you have a communications background. Always undersell and over deliver by at least 30% when you're getting started and never be afraid to put yourself out there.
my brother works in politics, he used to work on campaigns, then he became the chief of staff for a state senator, got tired of that and now he works for a sort of quasi marketing firm that's staffed all by politicos so groups who want their product marketed like a political campaign hire his firm, its mostly advocacy groups and public sector unions I think.
Maybe you could look into something like that.
Which of these should i use for my new Tinder profile, keeping it short and simple:
1. "Still trying to catch them all"
2. "If its got four legs and a tail, i'll probably try and pat it"
3."Trying to keep the jimmies unrustled"
All are relevant to my personality, Cheers to any feedback
#3
#1
2 is eh and 3 gives away that you go on this terrible website
#1 most people will understand this reference, and not look down on you because of it
I prematurely ejaculate every fucking time I have sex and I'm pretty sure it's because my dick is curved upwards. My girlfriend loves it but the pressure on my dickhead makes me bust so fast and it's absolutely ruining my confidence. I don't know what to do. I've tried cumming before we have sex but then I can't really stay hard. So I either need a way to fix my premature ejaculation or figure out some way to get hard after I've already busted and stay hard. Please help
Do you use condoms?
Tried any different positions?
Do you just have sex once that day or multiple times?
>>16754945
When you are having sex with your girlfriend, pretend that you're having sex with Donald Trump instead. That'll make you not want to cum.
Don't really have advice about it. But I can tell you it's probably not nearly as big of a deal for your gf as it is for you. Just make sure there's lots of foreplay for her.
If it is because your dick is curved have you tried different positions that use different angles?
What's the cheapest housing option available? I don't have a car and I don't have shit but I have abusive as fuck alcoholic parents and a shit life. I just want to go somewhere warm where there's a train or a bus or whatever. I don't care if I live in a ghetto and ride busses for hours on end just getting to work and spend all day cleaning toilets. I just want them out of my life I don't care how shitty it makes my life. I would honestly feel safer in Compton because I want death I just don't want their shit anymore.
>>16754782
Renting a room in an inn probably. Not like an apartment but like a house that an old person lets people sleep in and cooks for them ya know?
joining the military would probably be your best bet for a long term solution to getting out of that shitty environment
even if you just stay in for one deployment when you get out you'll have a good stache of money in the bank and better job prospects so you can go wherever you want.
>>16754815
Is there anything cheaper like just sleeping on a couch in an apartment for a few hundred or something
Is it illegal to just take a picture of something you like? I got called a creep for taking a picture of the scenery, not my fault the lens was pointing in her direction. I showed her what I took and she got mad? Wtf.
Pic related, one of my many art shoots.
Ayy lmao
>>16754283
>Female clearly block path of anything you could be trying to look at.
Yes, because your photo is frames around her. Any one who knows anything about photography knows you were taking it of her.
>>16754313
>implying
Chances are she don't know fuck all about photography.
Hey /b/ros, I need some advice. Pic related, it me. I know, I'm hideous. At least I can cook.
I'm young (21) and I've made the mistake of growing up too fast. It sounds strange, but my ambition got the best of me. I already have three degrees (one A.S. and two B.S.) and I've somehow just now come to realize that I value a positive, comfortable work environment more than I value the work itself. I'm about $100,000 in debt and struggling to decide between getting a graduate program or a real job. My field (Nutrition/ Food Science) doesn't pay that well. With a grad degree I might make $50K a year entry level if I'm lucky, w/ loan payments I'll be below poverty level. I know, how the fuck did someone like me, someone able to fly through school like a fucking bullet, not think this through? I'm smart, but obviously not that smart. So, the question is: graduate school, real job, or career change? Assume any career is an option.
So, where do you work and what do you do? Do you like either (work/ workplace)? What's your advice?
>>16753622
>I'm young (21)
>I already have three degrees
How in the fuck? Did you start college at age 12?
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Anyway, just look for jobs. Apply for anything that you think sounds good.
>>16753622
If you have a science background, why don't you pursuit a MD?
Why the fuck would you have got yourself that much into debt?
