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those stuff you want to tell somebody but can't irl. this isn't a vent thread, or get it off your chest. it's a "i want the whole world to know about this" thread.
bump for some positive shit
I used to think I was a boring person, and that people only hung out with me to be nice. I went to a party a few days ago, though, and I made many people laugh their ass off and genuinely seemed to enjoy my company. This has been a big esteem boost for me, as now I know I am not a dumb shit-in NEET.
>>16752446
fucking awesome!
my bf told me yesterday after he made me cum that my orgasms are fucking beautiful and that he loves them. that was very cute
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't. Our answers are not going to help you.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking
>>16751402
Is my penis big enough to satisfy my own butthole?
I've had only two real relationships. One where the girl is now living on the opposite end of the country, and another where she passed away. When women ask about your ex's, is it even worth talking about that stuff? I just get anxious and try to shift the topic.
"Nice boobs."
Is this sentence offensive?
I mean I have to be honest and all.
My dad is super strict with me and I have really tight rules that I have to follow. I'm only allowed to wear clothes he approves of, I'm only allowed to have girls over at our house, if I go anywhere I must leave GPS on my phone and check in every 30 minutes, I have to give him full access to my Facebook and he looks at my browser history to see what I'm looking at, of course I have to give him my phone at any time he asks for it. Even with all of this, I kind of okay with it. I don't dress like a skank anyway and I have nothing to hide from my dad so he can snoop all he wants, I'm a good girl. What really kills me is I have a curfew.
I have a 6PM curfew. 6. It's the only thing I really hate, sometimes I just want to hang out with my friends but 6 is like so early. I'm not even asking for 11PM or anything, I would be happy with 8PM but 9PM would be ideal.
How do I get my dad to compromise with me? He's really adamant about his rules. I've had the same curfew since I was 11 and I just feel like I deserve an upgrade you know.
I hope you know he is mostly doing this because he loves you.... But if you want to extend your curfew you should just ask, but you should prepare to back yourself up on this.
"Dad, I can't learn the social skills I need for the future with this 6 p.m. curfew. I really feel left out with my friends group. Can you push it back to 8:30?"
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>Just got manly awesome career job
>City firefighter
>Mom posted my salary and shit online saying she is so proud
>Low and behold this chick I've never met before that knows my aunt messages me
>She also has a kid
>Incredibly insecure
>Will not get the fucking hint
>My career job requires me to move into the city (live with parents a state over right now)
>This chick goes out of her way to find me houses
I'm really fucking close to telling her to fuck off and that I'm married to my job right now because I have to get through this fire academy. I don't find her attractive by any means.
What do? I've tried doing this nicely.
>>16754356
>BITCH YOU TOO UGLY BITCH YOU TOO FAT IF YOU GOT ANY PRETTY FRIENDS YOU LEAVE ME THEIR NUMBER
HONESTY. IS. THE. BEST. POLICY
Did you really need someone to tell you to stop replying, you fucking moron. This is basically shit tier bragging
>>16754356
You know what you must do, anon. Live with her, push her to only accept 100 dollars rent. Save money. Buy own house. Never talk to her again.
Free pussy as well.
Is receiving a blowjob cheating? In a LDR and some local chick wants to hang out all the time.
Bill Clinton, is that you?
>>16754257
I'm not voting for Clinton. I'm voting for sanders because he's going to make everything free and affordable.
Yup. Sorry buddy.
If the tall and pretty one had a bad personality,or being clingy or maybe even a good one than a short and pretty girl,which one you'll go with?
To be in a relationship not hook up.
>>16753749
It doesn't matter. Pretty is pretty. Manlets don't like tall girls though.
>>16753749
Never go for the clingy and overbearing.
I don't give a fuck. Height is just a number.
It's like asking if I'd rather get with a 24 or a 25 year old. It's not fucking important in the slightest
My boyfriend told me that all guys want to bang all girls, and that's why he is uncomfortable when I hang out with my guy friends without him. Even if my friends have girlfriends themselves. He said that since my friends don't know him, they don't have respect for him, and therefore see it okay to try and make a move on me all the time. He even went as far to say that it is not normal for girls to have guys friends and to hang out with them frequently.
Is this really true?? Or does he just have confidence issues? I've tried to reassure him countless times that I'm not going to leave him, but he still is uncomfortable with the idea of me just hanging out with my friends that happen to be guys.
>>16753189
It isn't true. He sounds like an insecure kid.
>>16753189
Does he have female friends?
He sounds more like a muslim.
That said, he seems very insecure, guys don't want to bang girls all the time, that's why you have male friends, right ?
How do I become a serious, elite, hard-working student?
>>16753173
First thing you do when you wake up is to Study!
>>16753173
Where are you starting from?
>>16753173
I got a 4.0 gpa in college, and the only reason that happened is because me and a buddy named Michael agreed we would push each other every day until it happened. Hell, I'd probably have a 2.0 gpa if it wasn't for the fact that we lived to make sure the other one wasn't slipping.
How is a man supposed to build up his confidence with women knowing that women have a buffet of guys trying to impress them while he needs to deal with getting rejected again and again.
Always being judged as not being up to par. Like what the fuck.
By remembering that if you don't try, you won't succeed.
>>16753099
By remembering that girls have an annoying onslaught of guys just wanting to get into their pants, and they have to always be the bad guy or the cunt by trying to let them down easy but seeing crushing defeat and demoralization in their eyes every time, or sometimes hostility and anger for rejecting them.
Kind of goes both ways. Men and girls have to go through a lot of each other before they find the right person.
>>16753113
This. Try opening up your body to someone having them inside you banging this part of you that makes you lose touch with reality and then they zip up their pants and kick you out they door. Pump and dump as you fsggots say.
How do I make my boyfriend feel super alpha?
Is he alpha in the first place?
>>16752707
when i first saw that pic it took me WAY too long to figure it out.
by not wounding his male pride i'd say
so, is it just a myth or actually attainable? is there a girl on that actually orgasmed only form penetration? did it feel different from a clitoral orgasm?
i need to know cause if it is possible i want it.
I can only orgasm from penetration. I don't have a lot of sensation in my clit.
>>16752548
neat! but you ARE able to orgasm frim clitstim? how long does it take you to orgasm from penetration?
>>16752554
No, I can't orgasm from clitoral stimulation.
It takes 2-7 minutes for me to orgasm from penetration. Depends on position, and there are some positions that just don't work.
Hello,
This is probably the wrong place to ask but,
Do you guys think a woman who is a scientist/ doctor/lawyer/ etc would consider dating a guy with no college degree (and starting a family with them) IF
1. That guy made more money than they do
2. That guy was smarter or as smart as them?
I've been on dates with girls that are very smart and have high paying jobs, and the topic of 'so where did you go to school' always comes up.
They assume I have a college degree because of the way I speak, the way I dress, the car I drive, and they assume it's Harvard/yale/etc
When I tell them I never went to college, I always get this 'Oh really' or 'Oh' followed by this kind of raised eyebrows look.
And it's like a death sentence for the relationship. It's like they here I have no degree, and they move me from relationship material, to fuckbuddy.
I HATE it.
All I want is a girl that's smart to have kids with so we can have smart kids.
What also pisses me off is after I say I never went to school, their demeanor changes. They use smaller words. They talk down to me.
Like bitch, I make more money than you and I'm smarter than you why are you using monosyllabic words with me?
>>16751250
You actually started a sentence with the word "but"? Check please. This date is over.
>>16751254
thanks for your valuable input trip friend
>>16751250
If he's as smarter or as smart as me and educated enough (even if not formally), yes, I'd date him. Money doesn't even really matter.
How am I supposed to cope with knowing that I'm completely unattractive and will never experience a gf or friends?
I.E. how do I not kill myself and enjoy life and not feel lonely despite being forced to live alone for however long I choose to live?
You don't need to be attractive to have friends.
>>16748991
I can understand the gf thing over not being attractive (and even then that's debatable); but no friends over not being attractive? WTF? Do you want to be friends only with gay guys or what?
>>16749002
>>16748998
Nobody wants to be friends with a disfigured person who is well outside the range of normal.
so how tight is a pussy supposed to be ? should I be able to easily put 2 fingers in her without feeling like I'm dilating her pussy too much?
>>16753578
Depends on the girl. Seems usually two fingers should fit, but three definitely too many
>>16753578
depends on the girl. the vagina will expand during arousal. if the girl is nervous then she might be tightening up.
>>16753578
Yes, but slowly, don't ram it in like a fast piston
So, this summer I got a job (above board) in London as a driver for some Cleaning Service.
I'm from "eastern europe" and speak a couple of languages.
I guess what I want is for some brits to tell me what to look forward to as an immigrant and a few helpful tips on how to socialise would be appreciated.
some general info
> male
> 25
> Military Academy grad
> speak English , Russian
> have a EU recognised diploma in Nationa Security aswell
> looking to settle in England if possible otherwise just there for a summer job to make some bucks
>>16753502
This is England m8 Socialising is a doddle if you can speak the language. However people like anywhere else don't like it when you're to forward with them. Just be in a good mood and have a sense of humor.
You can strike up conversation anywhere bus stop, restaurant, pub, chip shop, clubs, gyms so.
>>16753541
Yeah, I noticed that people are pretty relaxed there, when I visited relatives in December. So I probably won't have to worry about not finding friends when I get settled. Thx anon
>>16753571
also how is the dating game for foreigners? What I mean to ask is, are british girls racist about who they date or is this just the mudslime meme thing going on?
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