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I have a long term GF that i love very much. Shes supportive and beautiful. She takes the pill and we fuck every night. Her vagina isnt the absolute greatest but its still pretty amazing due to the fact that I bust inside her every night. But every chance I get I call an escort. For some reason, calling an escort is twice as exciting even though I have to be protected. Am I wrong? I often worry about Karma but its very confidential and its not like i ask for the GFE. My woman is out of town right now and I really want to call this escort but for some reason my conscious is weighing...
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>>16772019
if you have a girl that loves you, that's all that matters.
>>16772019
I'd be me more worried about catching something and then passing on to her.
>>16772046
>twice as exciting even though I have to be protected.
I'm 21, beginning to premature bald, fat, basically a NEET who is terrible with socializing (I have Aspergers and never really fit in anywhere, they few friends I do have in real life rarely talk to me and my online friends who I talk to more with, they're alright people but i know they are sick of my shit), is beta, feeling depraved as fuck and lives in the countryside with no drivers license.
I'm stumped what I should do with my life, I thought I would have figured things out but no i'm currently an isolated loser and I've been feeling like...
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>>16771981
anyone?
>>16771981
Do you have enough budget for school/can take a loan AND have enough motivation in you to stick to it and turn your life around? motivation is the key here. If yes, then choose what youd like to do. I'm antisocial myself, I chose IT where you just do interesting stuff without too much need for interaction. also true for most STEM, pick what you like. Make sure you don't pick pure science unless you wanna be a professor though
>>16772098
I don't have the motivation but the point is that I just don't know what I want.
What are you supposed to do when you have the desperate urge to hoe but can't stomach the thought of actually going through with sex?
I want to be looked at and touched and have someone be affectionate and pay attention to me but I don't want to touch the dick.
>>16771292
First, you make a bunch of dirty cl/whisper/pof messages, get something going. Then you go over to his house, start getting what you want, then right when he thinks its in the bag you change your mind and say no. So then you get raped, go home and cry alot, try to decide whether to do the whole hospital rape kit thing but then you're probably going to have to tell people about it, either way its a rough time. Next, spend a few months being angry and bitter and hating men. Rinse and repeat!
>>16771322
This is exactly the thing I was planning to avoid.
>>16771325
Well, when you decide you want to have your cake and eat it too, the only advice you're going to receive is one from a troll.
Either feel lonely or touch the dick.
Ok /adv/ i need your opinion...
>with group of friends at uni
>group is roasting this one spergy guy in our group, saying that he is 2/10
>we ask passerbys
>they confirm
>More passerbys come over
>the also agree
>"2/10 guy" then points at me
> am i better then anon?
>girls...
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If so, what can i do to fix this?
Sounds like you had it coming?
>>16770775
yeah to be fair, i did kinda deserve it. i just wasn't expecting it.
to be honest, i never exactly liked the way i looked but i don't know what to do to make myself look better
My baby is a month old an I thought I would be happy. But.... I am not, my wife loves our baby to death, her grandmother and sister who we live next to, are always holding her making stupid baby noises an shit, making the baby smile an laugh, what looks/sounds like mind you. An when I hold her she just cries an cries and cries till she can't breathe. It pisses me off, an honestly idk why she hates me. Everyone else holds her male/female but when I do she just loses it. I've never hurt her tho when I'm trying to change her she flips shit I just want to chuck her...
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definitely a phase babies can be weird like that, just give it time and it'll sort itself out
oh also die you faggot pos
>>16770620
most people have children for the wrong reasons or no reasons at all - most of the time people have em just because babies happen
i have a large family, all my siblings had babies without thinking twice about it - now have a family of 30 grandkids
talk to my bros and sisters, they went through a phase where they just wanted to leave the kids or not have em
they are never fully content with them - 50 percent of the time they complain about them - 50 percent of the time they love em to death - 100 percent...
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This is the shitty phase of having a young child because it's giving and giving to a whiny brat with nothing in return. It gets better a year from now when they start getting a personality
I quit my corporate accounting job about two weeks ago because I was going to get blamed (and likely fired) for not getting all the year-end accruals, despite them giving me nearly no time to get it done. The external auditors were coming in and I got scared, so I just didn't show up and didn't return any of their phone calls on the day the auditors came in.
Probably a bad decision, but how should I proceed from here. It was about a years worth of experience (my only experience in a 'real job'), so if I keep it off my resume, not only do I have an...
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Bump.
Sorry it's not "my gf won't return my text XD" tier, but I could use some advice!
>hey /adv/ I just completely fucked over my employers by bailing on my job's responsibilities right before a huge deadline
>how can I put this on my resume without looking bad
is this seriously your question? What the hell kind of advice can I give that will unfuck a completely fucked situation?
My advice to you is not take another job in accounting when you're so clearly incapable of doing it.
>>16770476
Jesus Christ OP you broke one of the three fundamental cardinal rules of white collar work: Don't run away from your problems. The other two:: Don't make excuses, and don't shift the blame. Shit I guess you broke all three.
I'm about to enlist in the Marines (Reserves) and plan to ship out in May. My ASVAB qualifies me for any MOS, and my recruiter says I can be guaranteed a specific MOS if its open to reservist (Not counting on this, because he may be wrong)
What MOS prepares you the most for any sort of Bachelor's degree? My first instinct is go into Communications and then go on to major in computer science. I don't know anything specific 06XX fields however.
>marines
>PEACETIME marines
>as a pog no less
why not join the navy or airforce? They both have much more job variety and better opportunities.
>>16770439
>PEACETIME
Want to know how I know you're not in the military?
>>16770439
I love the culture that surrounds the Corps. I don't see that camaraderie in navy or air force. I see it a little in the army but I want to be a Marine.
Should I become a doctor?
I always liked the idea when I was at school.
No. You're not smart enough.
>>16770076
Actually I am. I have a 2:1 degree from a very good university, I have AAA at A-Level, and all A / A* at GCSE.
The degree is not in science, but it is enough to get me on a conversion course for Medicine.
want a queStion that may help anSWeR youRS?
my gf broke up with me, we talked it over and we still want to be together. She says I need to make a romantic gesture to bring her back in.
Wat do?
this board is for 18+
If you told your parents you were doing this, they'd slap you and rightfully so.
Don't date someone that is so clearly a terrible person who doesn't care about you or your relationship.
What is appropriate "nerd culture" stuff to have on display in an office workplace environment?
Some people keep stuff like a Star Wars coffee mug on their desk or a tasteful anime poster by their computer, but idk what the social expectations about this stuff are.
>>16769760
Make sure to put this one up
I'd limit it to one or two things that dont cause an obstruction i.e. mugs & posters
If you don't know how to do it appropriately, don't do it at all. That's perfectly acceptable.
I'm only 5'2 1/2-5'3, and a guy. I'm thinking about getting that surgery where they break your bones to make you taller.
Should I go for it?
>>16769448
Didn't this thread already happen about 1-3 days ago? At the time people said hell no, and I agree.
Height isn't everything, but then, you probably won't listen to that since you didn't during the first thread. So just do it since you've clearly made up your mind about it in asking something you already got a conflicting answer to.
No. That's retarded. You can live just fine being short.
we told you no the last time you made this thread
we're telling you no now
Only kidding, I just want to smell good for myself. What are some gold cheap colognes I can find at Walmart? All I have is some shit
True religion I got for free years ago
>>16769432
Cologne is for queers.
Adidas is nice and some deodorants are good enough. Do you know how to wear cologne?
>>16769436
Ever get a boner or the butterflies when a chick's perfume smells really good? We men's cologne has the same effect on them.
But you probably smell lime doritos and shit.
So yesterday I was at a book launch, I was looking forward to it for a few weeks. I usually don't go out much, very busy with work after work (teacher). I married young, and wear a ring on my finger. It's very visible and I made no efforts in hiding it.
After the book launch I went to a bar with my friends and the author because it's so amusing to discuss things over a glass of wine. I have done so many times in the past and always enjoy myself so much. My husband works evenings so he usually can't join me on these events, though sometimes.
Well...
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I tried to fix the situation by talking about my husband and our anniversary, the trip we have been saving for and so on. But he didn't seem to either understand it or hear it, I am unsure how to interpret it really. Then he got drunker and drunker and started to slightly touch my knee, probably to test the water. I pulled away, then he attempted to get mad eye contact with me many times. I started to get nervous, and didn't quite know what to do at all really. It resulted in him getting more drunk, then seemingly giving up on whatever he was trying to do and left...
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>>16769386
>Kinda it was. The guy didn't care if you were married or not especially when you continued to chat with him. Look you were flattered by the attention, not a crime, but own it.
Nah, not your fault OP. Dude is a douchebag who wanted into your pants and doesn't care that you're married.
Now I'm a bit confused. Did you go to this bar with just this guy, or with a group of people?
If the former, you did send out a mixed signal to him, but he's still a dipshit for not taking the unsubtle hints of talking about your husband and pointing out your ring. If the latter, you're not to blame at all.
Now just something to consider. You seem to feel guilty about how this went. Is it because you might have enjoyed having...
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I am twenty fucking six and never had any kind of relationship at all and im fucking sick of it. I have asked 4 girls total in my life out, all rejected. I have yet to ask anyone in my university classes out and im about to graduate within 2 semesters.
There is a cute girl in my class and I want to just go for it. How the fuck do I break the ice? Do i just casual talk about the weather? Do I try to get her facebook? When does one figure out if a girl is into/not into me? When would I ask for her number?
Help me /adv/, im honestly clueless at this point.
>>16769266
talk to her. if she's responsive and interested in the conversation then that's a good start.
continue regular conversation. if she's making an effort to get to know you or to spend time with you then she's remotely interested.
ask her out. coffee, food, event, etc. doesn't matter. if she says 'yes' then you have your confirmation. if she says 'no' then move on.
be realistic with yourself and your standards. a 5/10 ain't bagging a 10/10.
>>16769266
>How the fuck do I break the ice? Do i just casual talk about the weather?
yes, gadually start talking to her more
>Do I try to get her facebook?
yeah, after a couple of weeks of mindless small talks
>When does one figure out if a girl is into/not into me?
never
When would I ask for her number?
after you talk to her for a couple of weeks on fb and irl
>>16769279
>>16769271
so slow and steady wins the race?
id say we are both 6/10s.
Sup guys, this gonna sound really fucking weird but i need your opinion on this. I lost a bet so i had to go to a fortune teller. I'm an atheist, i'm very sceptical to all supernatural things, and i was the last person to believe in things that have no scientific proof. Thing is, i got completely and utterly disarmed. I didn't say a thing and all my secrets, my past and present got exposed with no sweat. Furthermore, i wanted to prove that it was all coincidence and started digging. In the end, there are already 4 things that went the way i was told they will....
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>what is cold reading?
>what is probability?
>>16769079
cautiously. i always 'wanted' to believe in this sort of thing, but even when I got a job as a psychic's assistant, i proceeded with caution. he did win me over in time though and i was surprised how deep the whole thing runs.
that being said, there is no need to change your life. if anyone asks you can either lie (or fear of being judged) or simply say 'yeah, i think I believe theres some real stuff out there' and leave it at that.
keep in mind that a lot of these people...
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>>16769089
Believe me, i've went through alot of stuff before going so i was as prepared as one can be. I got slapped with all my personal bullshit right of the bat, so no i can't even call it a fluke right now.
